Negative Escort Reviews

**OriginalSin** · 11-05-19 23:57

So far these are the latest thieves in O-town. Feel free to post more!

**JamesCameron** · 11-05-19 15:40

Horrible Attitude. Possibly on drugs. The pics without face are not hers and looks way way worse and overweight than the pics. Snatched the roses and left me hanging.
One of those people that you wish you never met in your life.

352-xxx-5112.

https://escortalligator.com.orlando..../38713021/5112

**JamesCameron** · 11-05-19 00:53

Fake pics Don't waste your time.

https://escortalligator.com.orlando....post/38703944/

954-4971.

**Guckt0** · 11-04-19 11:05

Originally Posted by LickIDSplits [View Original Post]

She got in the car then asked for partial donation, I said no and she got crazy and wouldn't get out. So for what it was worth I just gave her some coins before I had to get physical, didn't want to deal anymore over $. 6 I don't think you'd snst her to do the service she wasn't right.

Lucky you got out of there without her doing damage to your vehicle.

**Guckt0** · 11-04-19 11:01

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**LickIDSplits** · 10-30-19 09:50

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

She did the service and would not get out of the car, or was just trying to mug you?

She got in the car then asked for partial donation, I said no and she got crazy and wouldn't get out. So for what it was worth I just gave her some coins before I had to get physical, didn't want to deal anymore over $. 6 I don't think you'd snst her to do the service she wasn't right.

**Guckt0** · 10-29-19 22:32

Originally Posted by LickIDSplits [View Original Post]

I decided I would take one for the team because she seemed very nice on the phone. However that was a very bad idea. She came out got in my car and would not get out. I ended up giving her a small amount just to get out of my car it was either that or punch her in the face.

https://backpage.com.orlando.listcra...t/38414969/sam

She did the service and would not get out of the car, or was just trying to mug you?

**LickIDSplits** · 10-29-19 17:35

I decided I would take one for the team because she seemed very nice on the phone. However that was a very bad idea. She came out got in my car and would not get out. I ended up giving her a small amount just to get out of my car it was either that or punch her in the face.

https://backpage.com.orlando.listcra...t/38414969/sam

**NickbSmith66** · 10-25-19 20:42

This is a Flake or a Fake, texted to setup meeting, drove to hotel on I-drive. Once there, texted to let know and got give me a moment. 5 minutes later, same. At that point I'm leaving and texted saying so and was flagging her post. Got another reply, she was busy, get back with her later or tomorrow. She knew I was on the way. https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/1399080.

**HotLuck54** · 10-25-19 07:45

I'll report that on October 13th 2019 at 830 am Kylie's pussy was sweat, tight and wet. No smells. Maybe I hit bath day? All good for an hour of Bed Twister.

HL54.

**SevenYearMitch** · 10-25-19 06:42

Originally Posted by ChuckWheat [View Original Post]

Too funny!

I think we have all experienced this from time to time. I have usually been able to "ruck up" and soldier through it with one exception (this provider is not on your list). The smell was so bad that my erection turned into a belly-button. I told her to keep the money and left.

Gee thanks guys, this stinky discussion is bringing back some horrible memories that I've tried to suppress, LOL. I haven't seen any of the girls on Guckto's list but I still remember seeing one lady in Altamonte a few years ago (no longer in the biz thank God) who was running a special. Turned out to be a tuna fish special. I remember literally holding my nose while fucking her in K9 in a futile attempt to block the nasty stank that was wafting up at me. I started to gag so I gave her the donation and made a quick exit. I learned my lesson to never buy seafood on sale.

I'm going to go puke now, LOL.

SYM

**Guckt0** · 10-25-19 00:41

Originally Posted by ChuckWheat [View Original Post]

I think we have all experienced this from time to time. I have usually been able to "ruck up" and soldier through it with one exception (this provider is not on your list). The smell was so bad that my erection turned into a belly-button. I told her to keep the money and left.

Personally I feel like we need to start calling them out so they can start starving and dropping their prices because this shit is not going to cut it anymore. For the price I'm paying I should be getting a clean service, especially since most of their ads say they are clean anyways, which is total bullshit. They need to douche their Kats or something.

**Guckt0** · 10-25-19 00:38

Originally Posted by MITransplant [View Original Post]

I find it hard to believe that Kylie made your list. When I saw her not too long ago she was freshly showered and that kitty smelled like a blossoming flower and tasted just as sweet.

First time she was fresh, the second time she smelled like an aquarium.

**ChuckWheat** · 10-24-19 12:01

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love (https://escortalligator.com.orlando....5/shannon/love) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

I think we have all experienced this from time to time. I have usually been able to "ruck up" and soldier through it with one exception (this provider is not on your list). The smell was so bad that my erection turned into a belly-button. I told her to keep the money and left.

**MITransplant** · 10-24-19 10:49

Originally Posted by Guckt0 [View Original Post]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love .

I find it hard to believe that Kylie made your list. When I saw her not too long ago she was freshly showered and that kitty smelled like a blossoming flower and tasted just as sweet.