Massage Parlor Reports

**Two Cents** · 10-22-19 01:24

Originally Posted by LowdownOne [View Original Post]

When you arrive you will be promptly greeted by a hairy burly shirtless guy with latex pants and a matching mask. Don't be alarmed, he is just there to "prep" you. Just let him know ahead of time if you are allergic to Vaseline. He will ask you to choose between a blue or red pill. Whatever you do DO NOT take the blue one. He goes by Lord Danger and he is a hugger. Enjoy yourself.

That is hilarious! Had me laughing out loud. "Don't be alarmed". That's some good comedic material right there.

**Neelk2** · 10-21-19 21:45

Originally Posted by AmpMonger18 [View Original Post]

Last night I got a 6 hand, or 30 finger massage at BF and saw that the blonde was back. I have not done a massage with her in about 6 months but just wondering if anyone has done a massage with her recently? You can PM with details if you want.

How was your experience?

**MikeyD138** · 10-21-19 13:31

Originally Posted by DiscreteMame [View Original Post]

Haven't posted in a while but I'm always active. Been seeing Isabella pretty frequently over the last couple of months. Her place is clean, she always showers right before I arrive and usually greets me at the door with just a towel on. The rub is nice and relaxing, a little teasing, and she takes her time, no rush. Wouldn't call it a therapeutic massage by any means, but it is very nice. Finish is BBBJ and some titty fucking (can never remember the lingo, Greek, Russian, whatever, she rubs your peen between her tits). There may be more available but I've always just been satisfied with the standard offering. No tip is required on top of her as price.

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/127599

Are her pics accurate? How big would you say those tits are? Real or fake?

**DiscreteMame** · 10-21-19 12:41

Haven't posted in a while but I'm always active. Been seeing Isabella pretty frequently over the last couple of months. Her place is clean, she always showers right before I arrive and usually greets me at the door with just a towel on. The rub is nice and relaxing, a little teasing, and she takes her time, no rush. Wouldn't call it a therapeutic massage by any means, but it is very nice. Finish is BBBJ and some titty fucking (can never remember the lingo, Greek, Russian, whatever, she rubs your peen between her tits). There may be more available but I've always just been satisfied with the standard offering. No tip is required on top of her as price.

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/127599

**Puppy73** · 10-21-19 11:20

Originally Posted by LowdownOne [View Original Post]

When you arrive you will be promptly greeted by a hairy burly shirtless guy with latex pants and a matching mask. Don't be alarmed, he is just there to "prep" you. Just let him know ahead of time if you are allergic to Vaseline. He will ask you to choose between a blue or red pill. Whatever you do DO NOT take the blue one. He goes by Lord Danger and he is a hugger. Enjoy yourself.

Damn, a post like this could kill their business. You'll have everyone wondering.

**RangerStl** · 10-21-19 10:34

Originally Posted by SirChuck [View Original Post]

What the Fuck did you just say? Hairy dude named Lord Danger w / latex pants and mask will prep ready you, smother you with Vaseline? Ingest what red and blues? Don't take the blue pill? Are you fucking with us?

Obviously that was a joke.

**AmpMonger18** · 10-21-19 08:40

Last night I got a 6 hand, or 30 finger massage at BF and saw that the blonde was back. I have not done a massage with her in about 6 months but just wondering if anyone has done a massage with her recently? You can PM with details if you want.

**SirChuck** · 10-20-19 20:25

Originally Posted by LowdownOne [View Original Post]

When you arrive you will be promptly greeted by a hairy burly shirtless guy with latex pants and a matching mask. Don't be alarmed, he is just there to "prep" you. Just let him know ahead of time if you are allergic to Vaseline. He will ask you to choose between a blue or red pill. Whatever you do DO NOT take the blue one. He goes by Lord Danger and he is a hugger. Enjoy yourself.

What the Fuck did you just say? Hairy dude named Lord Danger w / latex pants and mask will prep ready you, smother you with Vaseline? Ingest what red and blues? Don't take the blue pill? Are you fucking with us?

**Member #6063** · 10-20-19 12:15

Originally Posted by LowdownOne [View Original Post]

When you arrive you will be promptly greeted by a hairy burly shirtless guy with latex pants and a matching mask. Don't be alarmed, he is just there to "prep" you. Just let him know ahead of time if you are allergic to Vaseline. He will ask you to choose between a blue or red pill. Whatever you do DO NOT take the blue one. He goes by Lord Danger and he is a hugger. Enjoy yourself.

+1 on that description. Same experience I had.

**LowdownOne** · 10-19-19 20:39

Originally Posted by Zykkyo [View Original Post]

Today I booked my first ever appointment and I did it with YGND. What can I expect going into this? I will report after as well.

When you arrive you will be promptly greeted by a hairy burly shirtless guy with latex pants and a matching mask. Don't be alarmed, he is just there to "prep" you. Just let him know ahead of time if you are allergic to Vaseline. He will ask you to choose between a blue or red pill. Whatever you do DO NOT take the blue one. He goes by Lord Danger and he is a hugger. Enjoy yourself.

**RHornyBoy** · 10-19-19 20:17

Originally Posted by Ominous [View Original Post]

Where's June? I'm assuming centreville?

You are correct.

**Zykkyo** · 10-18-19 12:49

Today I booked my first ever appointment and I did it with YGND. What can I expect going into this? I will report after as well.

**Apache77** · 10-18-19 10:19

Originally Posted by Daviss [View Original Post]

I will second this--Angel was my go to for years--but as is typical for these operators--the more they're in this business--the more robotic they get--I got so tired of the same ole ritualized routine--I could time the performance--never varied by more than a minute.

I certainly respect Daviss' opinion and have enjoyed his posts over the years. But as to Angel I have probably been seeing her for ten or so years and what she does works for me. And after that amount of time we have basically become friends and simply enjoy each others company in addition to the fun stuff.

**Odysseus46** · 10-18-19 10:09

Originally Posted by Apache77 [View Original Post]

I recently paid Angel a visit and had a great time as usual. To start with her communication is excellent. She will usually respond to texts (314 236 1529) very quickly, unless she's with a client of course. In addition, her scheduling is also excellent. If you set an appointment a week in advance you can rest assured that she will be ready to see you right on time. I've never received a last minute text saying she needed another 10 or 20 minutes.

Her location is a new apartment building in the Central West End. Ther place is always spotlessly clean and neat as a pin which I appreciate. She also has the lights low with candles burning to create a very inviting atmosphere. And while she is certainly not the youngest provider I think she looks great and the pics on her ads are accurate and representative. (https://www.adultlook.com/p/2930167) (https://stlouis.rubratings.com/140432).

Finally, I have to say that the fun stuff with Angel is definitely fun. Oral is what works best for me and she does a marvelous job. However, on this last visit we did some FS and I was able to get off with the cover on. Trust me when I say that doesn't happen very often for this old timer.

I agree completely. Angel is terrific.

O 46.

**Daviss** · 10-18-19 07:17

Originally Posted by BigBlank69 [View Original Post]

I agree, I saw Angel almost a month ago, paid for an hour and was out within 40 minutes including me taking a shower. She just seemed to go thru the motions and made a few comments to me that really just made me not want to come back. She is certainly hot. But not worth it. I enjoyed my times with Tammy better and was way more comfortable.

I will second this--Angel was my go to for years--but as is typical for these operators--the more they're in this business--the more robotic they get--I got so tired of the same ole ritualized routine--I could time the performance--never varied by more than a minute.

Even worse with Lilia--another high volume operator-there is sometimes a kinky part of me that gets off on the bytch style--the I don't give a sh*t attitude--you're just another swinging d*ck--let's get you off and out of here ASAP. She used to take my $ and dump it in this waste can pop up thing she kept in the corner-as though it was a piece of garbage--zero respect-.

I have thought this is to be expected--these operators typically start off enthusiastic -- they were younger--hungrier--building their following--they attain a base--a following and start taking everything for granted--as though they are doing you some kind of favor. They just get bored--I suppose (and it shows) --I might get that way too. I'll call it burn out--just in it for the buck.

Come to think of it--it's like that at some of one's frequented bars--the more you show up to support them (a bartender) --the more you're taken for granted--like you work there too--you become a fellow worker-.

It's all human nature--folks get comfortable--take things for granted--get fat and happy-lose respect for their customers. It all goes down hill eventually their business falls apart too--and then they are out.