Massage Parlor Reports

[Gkwwse]

I had a session with Ivy earlier this week, since she was the only one available at the time. I didn't mind toftt, since I had yet to have a bad experience here. Wow, did I F up! Worst experience ever. First off, the pics are 100% fake. Which I wasn't expecting, since there is a face photo on the website! I will say, though, that she is very cute. A tiny, dark-skinned latina girl (although she has no ass, and is a bit saggy on the front-side.) But the reason why I am ranting is that she was pretty cold (did not even attempt to flirt or say anything nice at all), and had a worthless service. No pressure on the massage (just light finger touching) and maybe 10 seconds of b2 b. Yeah, I probably should have thrown another 20 for nuru. But I didn't since I was there for extras. And this was the first time I was ever not offered extras at this place. I've had great sessions with Jessica, Bella, Melissa, and a few others that are not on the lineup anymore. Who all offered extras and had a much better service (ok, well bella is a little light on the personality, and a bit thicker than the girl in those photos. But still not a bad time.).

As I was leaving, I was thinking to myself, "god. I haven't had such a bad massage experience since I saw that Eva girl at bodyrubschicago many years ago. Wait a minute. I think that *was* Eva from bodyrubschicago. Shit!" Lesson learned. I am never again seeing a girl here that isn't reviewed by one of you guys. Also. I want to clarify that about half of the girls at this place have fake photos. You can tell from tattoos or certain body features. I always get a really good look at the other girls that are sitting around when I go in for future visits. And I've concluded about half of those photos are either fake or hugely outdated.

Has anyone seen Claire here? Was curious if she offers FS, if the photos are legit, and how she looks in the face.

[Gopher88]

I took a look and a lot of the review comments are saying the reviews are fake, there's way too many high ratings. Another comment said the place didn't appear to be open after midnight so buy beware.

70 some thing West are 40 some thing 00 West there abouts?

[Captain1954]

I got a txt from a "booker" I've used in the past saying that they have 2 new young girls one Thai and one from Singapore and they would make all my dreams come true LOL.

I made an appointment it's located in a building which was used as an accountant or broker of some sort ok the good yes young yes good English, The bad GPS almost the worst I've ever come across mediocre massage lots of tease on the flip the negotiation was fierce 80 for l1 100 for 2 and wanted 160 for FS although she was willing to give me nude lvl1 for 100 needless to say I walked and visited a nearby "friend" who relieved my tension for standard fee.

Ok it was a waste of 60 but Toft for those who want to get ripped or have endless monger tokens.

P.S. This place is on RB with many reviews so the address and number are there.

Stay safe.

[Fit312]

A lot of the new places popping up on RM are being flagged as owner reviews and totally fake. Something like 10-12 new spots and a big part of the reason why I'm not renewing my subscription.

-w.

I'm out of there at the end of the month. Really not worth it for $149/ yr at this point.

[Wenger]

The one on Addison has a lot of current reviews on RM that I can't read. Seems busy though.

Good luck.

A lot of the new places popping up on RM are being flagged as owner reviews and totally fake. Something like 10-12 new spots and a big part of the reason why I'm not renewing my subscription.

-w.

[Jl104]

The one on Addison has a lot of current reviews on RM that I can't read. Seems busy though.

Good luck.

I took a look and a lot of the review comments are saying the reviews are fake, there's way too many high ratings. Another comment said the place didn't appear to be open after midnight so buy beware.

[IggyD]

The one on Addison has a lot of current reviews on RM that I can't read. Seems busy though.

Good luck.

N. W side. One on Irv and one on Add.

[GoHomeSmiling]

What areas?

N. W side. One on Irv and one on Add.

[IggyD]

What areas?

In the last few months I've seen a few twen-ty 4 hour places crop up. Thinking of looking into soon and will report back. In the meanwhile, anyone tried yet?

[GoHomeSmiling]

In the last few months I've seen a few twen-ty 4 hour places crop up. Thinking of looking into soon and will report back. In the meanwhile, anyone tried yet?

[IrishRed]

Hello boys,

I am going to be in town today staying in the downtown area near Michigan Ave. Any ideas where I can go for a nice massage with extras? Either a parlor or individual would be fine. I am a Milwaukee guy and would be happy to reciprocate. Thanks!

SXL Nails & Spacis at 14th & Michigan. You'll leave very happy. It's only like five minutes south of "The Bean".

[Crikiter]

This has been going on for a long time now. I told her over a year ago. One hand massage, and one on the phone. In and out of the room.

I don't think she cares.

I can verify Vivian did the sme to me. On the phone, leaving the room, etc.

Last time I saw her and haven't been back since. I.

[BA4114]

Terrible experience here the other day. Wanted to try some place new (for me) and was deciding between Ozone and Princess Latina. Chose the latter because of all the reports of the super hot girls there. Mistake.

I drew a late 30's, overweight 'therapist' with baby damage and too much makeup. Who wasn't even cute. She poked at my back for 15 minutes and flipped me. I was out of there in less than 30 minutes having paid full freight for the whole experience. Sucked.

Maybe I was just unlucky.

[Jl104]

Ok so I recently went back to ozone and walked in with no appointment and didn't request anyone and I think I got super lucky. So usually it's just Thai women working there right, well a new girl just started and she is young (actually young like mid to late 20's at best) and she is pretty damn hot, amazing rack (D maybe even DD, I'm not good at this) and skinny type but the thing is she isn't Thai, in fact she's black. Her massage I would rate at a B, maybe B+ to be generous, not half assed like some places where I've been burned but not CMT level and I know some of the other thai ladies here do better massages but it was nice and relaxing. You have to see her for yourself, no joke, goes by the name Michelle. Only thing is she may be wary with people she doesn't know, apparently she got burned on someone walking out without tipping before so she does expect tip beforehand which I'm normally a bit hesitant but I wouldn't have an issue with it again. Damage was 80 to the house, and 60 for L1 and she let me play with them boobs. Not sure how much more there is on the table but sucks I'm leaving the Chicago scene soon but I do plan to repeat once more before I do leave.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Who the h*ll these dumb c**ts are talking or texting to? I mean I live in a building mostly of immigrants and they are up early speaking Polish or Russian or Ukraine for hours on end! I think these immigrant sex workers must be on the phone to their old country. I mean who else could it be? Oh hang on honey (the bf) I have to top off a guy laying down with just a towel on! I agree though. In real life if I am talking to someone and they are looking at their phone or texting I just say "are you done yet?" they get it. It's rude in a way, however it's also rude to be on the f**king phone when you are engaging with someone else in person!

In this case, I know at least one of the people she was talking to was a chines takeout place down the block. But yeah, I don't need their undivided attention, but at least offer earplugs or something. She apologized a few times but persisted. Good technique but don't think I'd repeat unless in a pinch.