Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6063** · 10-20-19 12:15

Originally Posted by LowdownOne [View Original Post]

When you arrive you will be promptly greeted by a hairy burly shirtless guy with latex pants and a matching mask. Don't be alarmed, he is just there to "prep" you. Just let him know ahead of time if you are allergic to Vaseline. He will ask you to choose between a blue or red pill. Whatever you do DO NOT take the blue one. He goes by Lord Danger and he is a hugger. Enjoy yourself.

+1 on that description. Same experience I had.

**LowdownOne** · 10-19-19 20:39

Originally Posted by Zykkyo [View Original Post]

Today I booked my first ever appointment and I did it with YGND. What can I expect going into this? I will report after as well.

When you arrive you will be promptly greeted by a hairy burly shirtless guy with latex pants and a matching mask. Don't be alarmed, he is just there to "prep" you. Just let him know ahead of time if you are allergic to Vaseline. He will ask you to choose between a blue or red pill. Whatever you do DO NOT take the blue one. He goes by Lord Danger and he is a hugger. Enjoy yourself.

**RHornyBoy** · 10-19-19 20:17

Originally Posted by Ominous [View Original Post]

Where's June? I'm assuming centreville?

You are correct.

**Zykkyo** · 10-18-19 12:49

Today I booked my first ever appointment and I did it with YGND. What can I expect going into this? I will report after as well.

**Apache77** · 10-18-19 10:19

Originally Posted by Daviss [View Original Post]

I will second this--Angel was my go to for years--but as is typical for these operators--the more they're in this business--the more robotic they get--I got so tired of the same ole ritualized routine--I could time the performance--never varied by more than a minute.

I certainly respect Daviss' opinion and have enjoyed his posts over the years. But as to Angel I have probably been seeing her for ten or so years and what she does works for me. And after that amount of time we have basically become friends and simply enjoy each others company in addition to the fun stuff.

**Odysseus46** · 10-18-19 10:09

Originally Posted by Apache77 [View Original Post]

I recently paid Angel a visit and had a great time as usual. To start with her communication is excellent. She will usually respond to texts (314 236 1529) very quickly, unless she's with a client of course. In addition, her scheduling is also excellent. If you set an appointment a week in advance you can rest assured that she will be ready to see you right on time. I've never received a last minute text saying she needed another 10 or 20 minutes.

Her location is a new apartment building in the Central West End. Ther place is always spotlessly clean and neat as a pin which I appreciate. She also has the lights low with candles burning to create a very inviting atmosphere. And while she is certainly not the youngest provider I think she looks great and the pics on her ads are accurate and representative. (https://www.adultlook.com/p/2930167) (https://stlouis.rubratings.com/140432).

Finally, I have to say that the fun stuff with Angel is definitely fun. Oral is what works best for me and she does a marvelous job. However, on this last visit we did some FS and I was able to get off with the cover on. Trust me when I say that doesn't happen very often for this old timer.

I agree completely. Angel is terrific.

O 46.

**Daviss** · 10-18-19 07:17

Originally Posted by BigBlank69 [View Original Post]

I agree, I saw Angel almost a month ago, paid for an hour and was out within 40 minutes including me taking a shower. She just seemed to go thru the motions and made a few comments to me that really just made me not want to come back. She is certainly hot. But not worth it. I enjoyed my times with Tammy better and was way more comfortable.

I will second this--Angel was my go to for years--but as is typical for these operators--the more they're in this business--the more robotic they get--I got so tired of the same ole ritualized routine--I could time the performance--never varied by more than a minute.

Even worse with Lilia--another high volume operator-there is sometimes a kinky part of me that gets off on the bytch style--the I don't give a sh*t attitude--you're just another swinging d*ck--let's get you off and out of here ASAP. She used to take my $ and dump it in this waste can pop up thing she kept in the corner-as though it was a piece of garbage--zero respect-.

I have thought this is to be expected--these operators typically start off enthusiastic -- they were younger--hungrier--building their following--they attain a base--a following and start taking everything for granted--as though they are doing you some kind of favor. They just get bored--I suppose (and it shows) --I might get that way too. I'll call it burn out--just in it for the buck.

Come to think of it--it's like that at some of one's frequented bars--the more you show up to support them (a bartender) --the more you're taken for granted--like you work there too--you become a fellow worker-.

It's all human nature--folks get comfortable--take things for granted--get fat and happy-lose respect for their customers. It all goes down hill eventually their business falls apart too--and then they are out.

**Apache77** · 10-17-19 15:16

I recently paid Angel a visit and had a great time as usual. To start with her communication is excellent. She will usually respond to texts (314 236 1529) very quickly, unless she's with a client of course. In addition, her scheduling is also excellent. If you set an appointment a week in advance you can rest assured that she will be ready to see you right on time. I've never received a last minute text saying she needed another 10 or 20 minutes.

Her location is a new apartment building in the Central West End. Ther place is always spotlessly clean and neat as a pin which I appreciate. She also has the lights low with candles burning to create a very inviting atmosphere. And while she is certainly not the youngest provider I think she looks great and the pics on her ads are accurate and representative. (https://www.adultlook.com/p/2930167) (https://stlouis.rubratings.com/140432).

Finally, I have to say that the fun stuff with Angel is definitely fun. Oral is what works best for me and she does a marvelous job. However, on this last visit we did some FS and I was able to get off with the cover on. Trust me when I say that doesn't happen very often for this old timer.

When it comes to ladies in the St. Louis area I think Angel is the gold standard. If you haven't seen her I obviously think you should pay her a visit, sooner rather than later. And if you do, maybe you could say that Apache77 recommended her and, who knows, perhaps I'll earn some brownie points?

**Ominous** · 10-17-19 12:59

Originally Posted by RHornyBoy [View Original Post]

I have been a few places recently and here is my report.

Second up was June

Where's June? I'm assuming centreville?

**RHornyBoy** · 10-16-19 22:35

I have been a few places recently and here is my report.

Sexy Sarah, saw her in September for the first time I made the appointment based on the reviews here about her oral skills, I must say I was disappointed she was average at best, she is very nice and tries to please but I just don't understand what you guys were pumped about. Also she is a little bigger than I imagined from the reviews not bbw but closer to that than not.

Jessica from Ana's Angels, all I can say is wow what a wonderful provider the chest is worth the price of admission and the Russian is fun she gives a better rub than most. Her personality is great she is very nice but the upsell for oral is way steep and I did not partake, maybe for 3 bills she is the best ever and if she is please someone pm me the details. Also gave me an option for 69 at 4 bills and she doesn't do FS, WTF.

Happy Spa Oriental Massage, I have 2 visits from August first was with Susie I am bad at ballparking Asians on age so I am going to go with Mid 30's. Nice shape with bolt ons she took direction very good her English was also easy to understand and the massage was not half bad for what you get in Centerville. The usual setup paid up front for massage and then a buck forty for fun. Started with a nice covered BJ and man could she deliver I could have nutted right away but I slowed her down and we went mish now I had a nice buzz from some beers and a couple of Tequila shots so I could hold out for awhile. We went to doggy and I slammed her good for awhile, then back to CBJ and she took the condom off and started an HJ. I told her I wasn't done fucking her so she got another condom and I went to town again pounding her mish and then finished doggy. She took it like a champ I would recommend her highly.

Second up was June, Not sure on age but near 40 at most. Definite bolt ons and beautiful shape even had some ass for an asian gal. Price was the same sixty for hour and buck forty for fun, June gave a lame 10 minute massage but was very nice and offer BBBJ which I accepted. Let me tell you that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch I almost nutted 5 minutes in I had to slow her down so I could get some pussy time. Anyway got the bag on and started in mish she will give you a ride really got into it almost thought I was a stud and a half. We went doggy for a short time and back to mish. I can finish too fast in doggy and wanted to make my hour last at least a few more minutes. While in mish I finished and she grabbed my ass and held me in longer while she came, at least she might have been a good actress but I thought it was real. I would also recommend her she was a lot of fun.

Lilia again, I know I have reviewed her in the past but she is the foxiest chick in the Lou, she is not GFE and I don't expect it but she seems to get into it when we are together so YMMV. I see some so-so reviews and I get it maybe you just don't have chemistry with her but she never disappoints me.

**Km5051** · 10-16-19 18:09

I'm new to all of this, I'm trying to read up as much as I can. Are there any tips / advice you guys can give? How do you know which girls are better than others when you go in, is it more of a trial and error?

Are there websites that are more trustworthy than others as far as the independent girls go?

Anything you guys can tell me would be appreciated. You can reply or pm me.

**Apache77** · 10-15-19 17:40

Originally Posted by Maddog72 [View Original Post]

So couple thoughts for me, why don't more ladies offer weekends, unless your retired or unemployed its hard to see someone 9-3/4 they would be busier if they worked weekends, on the ladies Tammy is by far the best out of all 3 of them, then Angel although she is almost 50 her body is nice but she is just not into this anymore her performance = not good, Lilia for me is the best and worst of the 3 best body worst performance by far she has changed her FS rates from 300 to 260 as I'm sure people were not partaking, Lilia has zero interest in letting you touch the pussy with fingers tongue etc. She also has zero interest in making you fell like it feels good one look at her and you can tell she just wants to get it over with, she was one hell of a great looking girl 6-7 years ago when she started this, her lack of interest and attitude kills it for me save your money boys.

Many of you probably know this but these three ladies used to be with a group called Your Girls Next Door (YGND). It was run by a lady named Lake and they basically saw people from 9 to 5 on weekdays with no weekends.

Angel has stuck with only weekdays but I'm pretty sure Tammy and Lilia will see people on weekends. Tammy is primarily Saturday while Lilia is both days but in either case I think advance notice will help your cause.

I would agree that you can make the case that Lilia is the best and worst of the group. Best as she is simply stunning but worst as her menu is limited. Trust me when I say it's very frustrating to be with someone that lovely with more options not available. However, on her behalf I think it's only fair to point out that her ads very clearly state NO GFE so you have been forewarned.

And while a lot of people feel that Angel can be pretty mechanical she is definitely my favorite of the group. Of course, as always, YMMV.

**BigBlank69** · 10-15-19 13:18

Originally Posted by Maddog72 [View Original Post]

So couple thoughts for me, why don't more ladies offer weekends, unless your retired or unemployed its hard to see someone 9-3/4 they would be busier if they worked weekends, on the ladies Tammy is by far the best out of all 3 of them, then Angel although she is almost 50 her body is nice but she is just not into this anymore her performance = not good, Lilia for me is the best and worst of the 3 best body worst performance by far she has changed her FS rates from 300 to 260 as I'm sure people were not partaking, Lilia has zero interest in letting you touch the pussy with fingers tongue etc. She also has zero interest in making you fell like it feels good one look at her and you can tell she just wants to get it over with, she was one hell of a great looking girl 6-7 years ago when she started this, her lack of interest and attitude kills it for me save your money boys.

I agree, I saw Angel almost a month ago, paid for an hour and was out within 40 minutes including me taking a shower. She just seemed to go thru the motions and made a few comments to me that really just made me not want to come back. She is certainly hot. But not worth it. I enjoyed my times with Tammy better and was way more comfortable.

**For Fun Tonite** · 10-15-19 12:49

I saw Lake's new girl Ava, of course not the girl in pics but her figure is similar. It was an enjoyable visit, massage was ok but ending well worth it! I will repeat, she's worth a visit if you haven't tried yet.

Good Hunting,

FFT.

**Feffil2** · 10-14-19 19:20

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/124395 This was discussed a few weeks ago but never resolved. Does anyone know if crazy Julia is actually FS?

And if anyone needs a laugh, check out this line from her website:

I left my hot ripped soldiers near Lackland Air-Force Base after being warned as early as 2014 about the coming war in the South. We now have 26,000 troops on the Southern US Boarder so I am glad I listened! I've made Missouri my permanent home and I enjoy gardening, prepping, investing, and amateur solo pornography.