Massage Parlor Reports

[BA4114]

Terrible experience here the other day. Wanted to try some place new (for me) and was deciding between Ozone and Princess Latina. Chose the latter because of all the reports of the super hot girls there. Mistake.

I drew a late 30's, overweight 'therapist' with baby damage and too much makeup. Who wasn't even cute. She poked at my back for 15 minutes and flipped me. I was out of there in less than 30 minutes having paid full freight for the whole experience. Sucked.

Maybe I was just unlucky.

[Jl104]

Ok so I recently went back to ozone and walked in with no appointment and didn't request anyone and I think I got super lucky. So usually it's just Thai women working there right, well a new girl just started and she is young (actually young like mid to late 20's at best) and she is pretty damn hot, amazing rack (D maybe even DD, I'm not good at this) and skinny type but the thing is she isn't Thai, in fact she's black. Her massage I would rate at a B, maybe B+ to be generous, not half assed like some places where I've been burned but not CMT level and I know some of the other thai ladies here do better massages but it was nice and relaxing. You have to see her for yourself, no joke, goes by the name Michelle. Only thing is she may be wary with people she doesn't know, apparently she got burned on someone walking out without tipping before so she does expect tip beforehand which I'm normally a bit hesitant but I wouldn't have an issue with it again. Damage was 80 to the house, and 60 for L1 and she let me play with them boobs. Not sure how much more there is on the table but sucks I'm leaving the Chicago scene soon but I do plan to repeat once more before I do leave.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Who the h*ll these dumb c**ts are talking or texting to? I mean I live in a building mostly of immigrants and they are up early speaking Polish or Russian or Ukraine for hours on end! I think these immigrant sex workers must be on the phone to their old country. I mean who else could it be? Oh hang on honey (the bf) I have to top off a guy laying down with just a towel on! I agree though. In real life if I am talking to someone and they are looking at their phone or texting I just say "are you done yet?" they get it. It's rude in a way, however it's also rude to be on the f**king phone when you are engaging with someone else in person!

In this case, I know at least one of the people she was talking to was a chines takeout place down the block. But yeah, I don't need their undivided attention, but at least offer earplugs or something. She apologized a few times but persisted. Good technique but don't think I'd repeat unless in a pinch.

[StanleyStankas]

This has been going on for a long time now. I told her over a year ago. One hand massage, and one on the phone. In and out of the room.

I don't think she cares.

Who the h*ll these dumb c**ts are talking or texting to? I mean I live in a building mostly of immigrants and they are up early speaking Polish or Russian or Ukraine for hours on end! I think these immigrant sex workers must be on the phone to their old country. I mean who else could it be? Oh hang on honey (the bf) I have to top off a guy laying down with just a towel on! I agree though. In real life if I am talking to someone and they are looking at their phone or texting I just say "are you done yet?" they get it. It's rude in a way, however it's also rude to be on the f**king phone when you are engaging with someone else in person!

[Gopher88]

Her name is probably Vivian. She always does it, always. One time she even walked out right in a middle of the main event.

This has been going on for a long time now. I told her over a year ago. One hand massage, and one on the phone. In and out of the room.

I don't think she cares.

[Walker333]

Last week. Drew V. She was in and out of room at least a half dozen times. She took a call while doing my back. Did not whisper. Talked to coworker while doing legs. Did not whisper.

This woman ordered food on the phone while working my shoulders. Pork shu mei. She asked me if I wanted some and that an order was $6. Very good shu mei, she said. My hand to god I am not making this up. She apologized and was otherwise nice to me and good overalll technique, but man. That was a first for me. Go in hungry, guys.

Her name is probably Vivian. She always does it, always. One time she even walked out right in a middle of the main event.

[GoHomeSmiling]

I think I spilled coffee thru my nose reading this. No offense dude, bad experience, but the way you giving it to us is unbearable)).

It was a memorable experience for sure. I passed on the shu mei, by the way. I should have told her yes, "all your chatting is making me SO HUNGRY. ".

[Bbb1617]

Last week. Drew V. She was in and out of room at least a half dozen times. She took a call while doing my back. Did not whisper. Talked to coworker while doing legs. Did not whisper.

This woman ordered food on the phone while working my shoulders. Pork shu mei. She asked me if I wanted some and that an order was $6. Very good shu mei, she said. My hand to god I am not making this up. She apologized and was otherwise nice to me and good overalll technique, but man. That was a first for me. Go in hungry, guys.

I think I spilled coffee thru my nose reading this. No offense dude, bad experience, but the way you giving it to us is unbearable)).

[GoHomeSmiling]

Last week. Drew V. She was in and out of room at least a half dozen times. She took a call while doing my back. Did not whisper. Talked to coworker while doing legs. Did not whisper.

This woman ordered food on the phone while working my shoulders. Pork shu mei. She asked me if I wanted some and that an order was $6. Very good shu mei, she said. My hand to god I am not making this up. She apologized and was otherwise nice to me and good overalll technique, but man. That was a first for me. Go in hungry, guys.

[TheDep87]

Hello boys,

I am going to be in town today staying in the downtown area near Michigan Ave. Any ideas where I can go for a nice massage with extras? Either a parlor or individual would be fine. I am a Milwaukee guy and would be happy to reciprocate. Thanks!

[TheBigA1]

Has anyone Seen her?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/142319

I have not seen her but she has very good reviews on the site where she advertises.

[Agrego]

Does anyone know anything about the new girls at Logan tantricas? I'm talking about Daniella, Kayla and Megan. All look like fun, but I'm wondering how much is to be had. PMs are great. I'll report back.

Secondly, I'm looking for a woman to eat my ass. I had it done once and it was phenomenal. Does anyone have a good spa or person that will do this? Maybe one of the Chicagoland massage. Net girls or an Asian spa? Pms again, are very welcome and will report back. Thanks everyone and have a good weekend!

Stay safe.

James.

I haven't left a full report but Jessica Lynn out west of downtown will take care of your needs. She hosts in a nice place, my only reservation for not repeating is that I love me some titties and nice full ass and she is pretty flat in back.

Check the Lombard reviews.

[SteveM317]

Wondering if anyone has had recent experience with Rachel. Used to work with Denise (foot / bath) and partnered with another Latina to do 4 hands. Looking to see if she's still providing have not seen a post in a while.

Yes she is, I couldn't get out to see her but I texted back and forth recently. I've seen her twice.

Let me know if you need the number.

[Starks]

At the end and beginning of the month when their rent, utility bills, and credit card bills are due.

Yep, the last week of the month is the best. 1 because like you said, rent cc bills and utility bills are coming due. 2 because less mongers are out because of the same. Makes for a favorable atmosphere.

[OrdLover]

I was driving down Milwaukee Street. At the corner of Harts and Milwaukee there a plaza with a new spa. It just says Massage. Anybody try this place yet? I would toft but alot of bills recently so I more cautious with how I spent my money now.