Negative Escort Reviews

[Guckt0]

I haven't posted in a while, but I just want to go ahead and complain about how fu&*ing irritated I am with girls who smell or are unclean down there. Like we go thru the trouble of showering before we see you so we can be presentable, the least you can do is shower between guy to guy or at least before you see a client. These girls be leaving their shit unwashed for what seems like days. Nothing in the world kills the mood faster then a smelly kitty. The second you pop it in you can instantly tell because that odor encompasses the whole room. I am going to go ahead and post a few honorable mentions to this list of smelly coochies, feel free to add to the list. List of girls I saw over the past 2 months that I've witnessed with this phenomena, y'all are getting a call out:

1) juicy from Kissimmee.

2) Sarah-Nikkie or Hazel (with the weird ass spider bite on her arm).

3) Nina (http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...7089&cityid=98). Was hoping she wouldn't fall victim but sadly her too.

4) Kylie from altamonte (https://orlando.skipthegames.com/fem...t/864216366490).

5) Shannon Love (https://escortalligator.com.orlando....5/shannon/love) she's the blonde / red head with the effed up teeth.

6) Alyssa- Rain super petite chick that drinks her liver away.

P.S. I don't care if these are anyones all time favs. Hygiene is hygiene straight up. I don't know if this is just laziness or these girls don't realize how bad that shit is. Like I almost past out when I smelled it. Thank you to all the providers that know how to take a shower this isn't directed towards you.

[ChrisCline]

This is Molly. She has an Atitude most of the time. Could be a bad date most of the time.

I lucked out with her a few years ago, dreamed that I came just before her phone rang with her excuse to have to run. Back then she looked really good, but I've heard she got fat.

[ShokDJ]

Agreed on. 5 for a qv and went radio silent after I arrived. Waited 30 minutes and still no response. Absolute waste of time.

https://escortalligator.com.orlando....post/37895952/

[ChuckWheat]

https://40up.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/37820584/

The location is sketchy AF (Lancaster Road). The woman who asked for the donation before I entered the apartment is not the woman in the ad. I stepped in the door partially and saw three mattresses with three Latino males staring at me. No Thanks! I reversed course and exited at warp factor nine. We have all entered some sketchy situations while engaging in this hobby but this screamed setup and robbery! Avoid.

[Kaleo]

So a long time ago I worked w this girl at Disney so I called her up so we could chill, she calls me back hours later when I'm on the trail getting ignored by Liz (5 x) higher than a kite and after s she said I can meet you anywhere which I reply by saying yes meet me at best buy just send me some pics first, she then starts talking to someone else about me and how I know her back from Disney. Imo just avoid.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...084/4079537737

[Mikaeles]

Similar situation happened to me a year or so ago at BO very attractive younger girl with blonde hair took me first very fast shower got in room no tease straight to business and tried to turn me out at 30 minutes I said I need to see Snow when I said that she got worried snow came in she sat next to me while I was naked heard my problem told the girl to leave thinking I would get snow again because she started stroking junior and pulled those huge boobs out and let me play with them but Blue walked in used her mouth on me and rode me while I sucked on snows boobs for close to 45 minutes I was even rubbing snow between her legs as she moaned in my ear until I popped inside Blue after I said wow Blue started singing Snow said you happy I said never happier in my life she pulled her top back down hugged me and gave me a kiss as I left. Moral of the story if you feel cheated at an AMP speak up they'll take care of you especially if the now your a regular.

That's precisely what happened to me at KMS which has the same girls as Shangri La. I paid for the hour with Kiki, she kinda rushed through the table shower and then went right into BBBJ in the room. 5 minutes later she's got me covered and riding CG, then RCG, the doggy and let me finish BB inside her (upcharge when I was vulnerable). She got up, walked out and came back in 2 minutes dressed and hugs me goodbye.

I'm like WTF, and say I have like 30 minutes left. Yuki comes in, talks to me, plays with my balls and then she sent Chloe in. She massaged me, teased me and then BBBJCIM for free.

At least they take it seriously when you have an issue. My theory is that they send the hot young ones back out to lure a new monger and have any available girls finish up.

[Fred5568]

Anybody try the place called AA massage or your massage on Fairbanks in winter park?

[PounderHarder]

I wouldn't say 'always', but the odds are pretty close, probably around 95%. At the very least, service will be poor since there's no incentive to do otherwise. It's no different than paying first when dining out.

The only exception are AMPs. Paying first then getting ripped-off at an AMP is unheard of. In fact, I don't think I've ever heard of an instance of it happening. But, then, AMPs are expensive and severely time limited.

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with with you guys. MOST of the providers that I have seen require payment up front. The main reason for this is too many mongers not paying after the dead is done and walking out so you really can't blame them for that. If you go to a hotel or house where ther is obvious management present I would just turn around and leave because if there is a possibility of getting ripped off this would be the likely setting. All of the higher tier providers require payment up front and I have never had any problems with that. After a couple sessions and they get to know you most do not ask for payment up front. It really all comes down to common sense.

As for AMPs the likelihood of getting actually "ripped off" is pretty slim but it does happen. I went to a FS AMP a while back paid the house fee and got to the room. The girl started asking what I wanted and I told her FS. She said OK, I gave her the agreed amount and when the time came she said she couldn't fuck because she was on her period. I told her she should have told me that in the beginning so I asked for some of my money back and she refused saying I had been there for over 30 minutes. After I asked again she flipped out on me and to avoid a scene I walked out never to return. So my point is it does happen. Just my 2 cents worth.

[WindyMan]

https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/407-639-2176

This girl was a top 3 worst performer ever. Saw her the other day. Much heavier than the pics. Keeps her top on, tries to cover up JR before he's ready, CBJ for maybe 30 seconds. Only wants you to K9 her and was in and out the door in 13 min. Do not waste your money with her. She is also on list crawler with a bunch of pics you see here in this link. You have been warned!

This is Molly. She has an Atitude most of the time. Could be a bad date most of the time.

[NedleyMandingo]

https://escortfish.ch/photos/view/407-639-2176

This girl was a top 3 worst performer ever. Saw her the other day. Much heavier than the pics. Keeps her top on, tries to cover up JR before he's ready, CBJ for maybe 30 seconds. Only wants you to K9 her and was in and out the door in 13 min. Do not waste your money with her. She is also on list crawler with a bunch of pics you see here in this link. You have been warned!

[Dugglc]

That's precisely what happened to me at KMS which has the same girls as Shangri La. I paid for the hour with Kiki, she kinda rushed through the table shower and then went right into BBBJ in the room. 5 minutes later she's got me covered and riding CG, then RCG, the doggy and let me finish BB inside her (upcharge when I was vulnerable). She got up, walked out and came back in 2 minutes dressed and hugs me goodbye.

I'm like WTF, and say I have like 30 minutes left. Yuki comes in, talks to me, plays with my balls and then she sent Chloe in. She massaged me, teased me and then BBBJCIM for free.

At least they take it seriously when you have an issue. My theory is that they send the hot young ones back out to lure a new monger and have any available girls finish up.

For the coin those places charge they should take good care of you. If you ever have any issue get whoever is running the place and they will make it right. Without us they are out of a job pretty quick. There is too much competition out there for them to send someone away feeling burned that will never return. These places are overpriced anyway IMO. I still go see Mona on occasion anyway though. I'm kinda partial to some Asian pussy. I went to my local AMP last night and they never do more then a standard HE finish. Last night though the girl I always see there gave me FS because I used to go every week and haven't been in 5 months because I asked for FS and was told no way. I guess she misses my money LOL. Only cost me $. 2. Funny thing is I have a date next weekend, and then Nikkole in December which I plan to take an extended break before I see her, so it's going to be a few more months before she sees me again. She is hot as hell too. Makes Mona look like a toad LOL. I'll probably drop in and give her another. 8 just because I only had &. 2 on me last night and she gave me some of the best FS I've ever had last night. You can tell she never does FS though LOL. She treated me like a boyfriend and gave me a really good BBBJ and finished me off with the tightest cg I've ever had. I was in shock when she got naked and started in on FS with me. I can guarantee you I'm the only one getting any FS at that place. She had to go get her purse to get a hat and told me I knew you would be here tonight. She is trying to get me to go home with her and be her boyfriend. Not going to happen LOL.

[Quacktastic]

I have been ripped off at an AMP before. It was at Shangi la of all places. I didn't get her name but I believe by the descriptions in reviews it was Cloe. She took my money up front, did a quick but I would say good bbbjws and then got up and left the room. Then a small kind of ugly girl came in and gave me a half ass rub and told me my time was up 15 minutes early. She told me that my arrival time was written down at the front counter. Since she was doing a half ass job and was IMO ugly, I just left. The next time I went in though I requested Mona and told her about my last visit and she said she was so sorry to hear about that and gave me an extra 30 minutes and was extra attentive during the entire session. The next time I went in the same girl that did that to me came out and I told her either go get Mona or I would just leave. She went and got Mona and I told Mona that was the girl that ripped me off and she just gave her a shitty look and took me back for another amazing Mona session. So it does happen, not often but it does happen.

That's precisely what happened to me at KMS which has the same girls as Shangri La. I paid for the hour with Kiki, she kinda rushed through the table shower and then went right into BBBJ in the room. 5 minutes later she's got me covered and riding CG, then RCG, the doggy and let me finish BB inside her (upcharge when I was vulnerable). She got up, walked out and came back in 2 minutes dressed and hugs me goodbye.

I'm like WTF, and say I have like 30 minutes left. Yuki comes in, talks to me, plays with my balls and then she sent Chloe in. She massaged me, teased me and then BBBJCIM for free.

At least they take it seriously when you have an issue. My theory is that they send the hot young ones back out to lure a new monger and have any available girls finish up.

[Tmm2400]

I usually don't write negative reviews, however, this one was a real disappointment. Madison had great pics and reviews on escortbabylon, so I thought it would be a good time. When I got to the hotel, I had to wait 30 min in the lobby because she wasn't ready. When I was about to leave, she gave me the room #. I walked in and saw she was cute and had a decent body. I gave her the 150 for hh and got undressed, as she did. When she bent over doggy style, I thought she'd be worth the wait. Unfortunately, she was not. She liked it doggystyle which was fun, but she got on her phone to text while doing it. She also kept telling to fuck her hard, then switched and told me to be gentle. It was confusing. She also kept reminding me of the time and rushed the session, and I am someone who never goes over time. I finally asked if she could suck me off and after literally less than a minute, she said she didn't want to suck anymore. I then asked if she could stroke me off and she said, "it's already hard," which made no sense, but clearly meant she didn't want to. I finished myself off, which she stuck her tits in my face. She told me next time, I could cum on her tits, and I thought to myself, "there will not be a next time. " While she wasn't terrible, there's way better talent out there for 150 hh. All I could think about after was how I could've been with the legendary Nikkole for that price. I definitely do not recommend meeting Madison. Save your money.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/4072049022

[Dugglc]

I posted a review on this girl a while back. She has a new ad on skip the games. Total waste of money. No touching of any kind. CBJ and cg and k9 and that is it. She is cute as hell but a total waste of money.

http://orlando.skipthegames.com/fema...1/376052496206

[JobsForAngel]

Well guys there is nothing sexy about this one because she left me hanging 3 times. Extremely valuable lesson and I paid a deposit. First time it was some excuse about her phone not working and not being able to make a reservation for a room. Second time was because she was sick and last time was she was late over an hour and she wanted me to continue waiting. If it's the provider there time is so valuable and they are blocking you and keeping your deposit. Our time is valuable too but she refused to admit that and kept my money! I was holding off reviewing this in hopes of a refund but never got it. Save your money guys. Total freaking bs!!

https://www.sexyfaith4you.com/

Well guys, it is with great pleasure that I get to say that Faith actually came through. We cleared everything up and I met her at an incall in Orlando. She's tall and very pretty. She is the total GFE and she went the extra mile for all the misunderstandings. Great BBBJ, tight pussy and hand job skills that finished me off. Would definitely recommend. She was just having some tough times. Thanks Faith.