Massage Parlor Reports

**Mitch Cor** · 10-15-19 00:03

Just an update on some of these:

Joanne. Just saw her today. Hard bodied, very fit older MILF with a great ass. Fantastic hard massage on table, really nice hand skills, MSOG and edging. Confirmed everything else on my list would be available too next time. Will see again.

June. I can never, ever reach her by phone, even from different numbers. No idea what the deal is. Its too bad since she gets great reviews.

Julie. Sweet and fun, nice light massage, nice short and curvy body, very playful and teasing and nice skills. Will see again.

Kathy. Firm body but skinny older MILF with bolt one. Her body looks half the age of her face, so if that bothers you.

Good massage on table, bit of a jackhammer finish for round one. However, nice BBBJ and good riding skills. Very reasonable fee.

Any suggestions on who to see next? Tempted to look at Lisa, Terry (new) or Gracee.

Originally Posted by MitchCor [View Original Post]

Was thinking about seeing some of the thai AAMP MILFs. Any recommendations for the following? Looking specifically for FBSM, sensual edging and two shots for a reasonable rate. Prostate, BBBJ is nice, CFS entirely optional. Please PM if you don't want to share publicly. If there are others who should be on here, let me know! MSOG is critical, seems to be very hard to find for some reason.

Joanne - https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?375132-AsianJoanne.

Matra - https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?254830-Matra.

Roxxy - https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?412005-Roxxy.

Julie - https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?382604-Julie8.

ChristineK - https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?357151-christinek.

Kathy https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?391233-KathyThai.

Mina - https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?255877-mina31.

Punch - https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?245569-Lovely99.

Bovi Joy - https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?357136-BOVI-JOY.

Diamond / Mona - https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?250785-Diamond.

Thanks!!

**Mitch Cor** · 10-14-19 23:47

Anyone see this gal yet? Her pics have the same background as Gracee? Roommate?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/152409

**BlueDude0** · 10-14-19 22:51

Hit Celebrity this weekend, got a new chick. Didn't get her name, but she had short, dyed partly blonde hair, and much better English skills than most. On the upside, she's either way more into it, or just far better at faking her enthusiasm (I'd almost swear she got off from some OTC in the right spots); downside, she'll try to upsell you to a full $ for it. I tipped her the house fee plus 10, since she was better than the last two I've seen.

**RockChalk** · 10-14-19 17:58

Originally Posted by GoodTimeSoahu [View Original Post]

The attached picture of the ad is a famous porn actress from a website called "wifeys world". Unless she changed her name to come to the Pacific north west, I doubt it.

Wifey's World! That's a blast from the video past. Was always more partial to Hot Wife Rio myself. If anyone sees Rio come around here, shoot me a PM!

**GoodTimeSoahu** · 10-14-19 14:59

Originally Posted by MassageJunkie1 [View Original Post]

Any intel on this beauty? She wants $160 for a massage. I'll be in Tacoma next week and I'm tempted, unless someone here has seen her and tells me to stay away.

https://seattle.rubratings.com/152686

The attached picture of the ad is a famous porn actress from a website called "wifeys world". Unless she changed her name to come to the Pacific north west, I doubt it.

**SoftJimmy** · 10-12-19 17:43

Originally Posted by Cooouve [View Original Post]

Was in town and stopped by Euro. Drew an older Asian lady and probably should have asked for someone else. What's the etiquette for that? Anyways, I was polite and went through with it. She does have a tight body with some large assets. Did the body shampoo and she did BJ until finish, still had time left, so we chatted and she woke up my friend again for some RCG. Heard about Coffee and am heading back up there next weekend and might try to get her.

Sounds like what you're looking for is a lineup, which is rare for a massage / spa business. Regardless of legitimacy.

I try to do a couple things: 1) have a person you want and request them when you walk in. 2) Start the conversation when you walk in by asking who it would be with. If you have reservations on the person, make up an excuse to leave like needing to go to the atm or get some food.

**RiverEuphrates** · 10-12-19 01:52

Originally Posted by RiverEuphrates [View Original Post]

Has anyone gotten a massage by this woman?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/102839

PM with any info, thanks!

**Cooouve** · 10-12-19 01:27

Was in town and stopped by Euro. Drew an older Asian lady and probably should have asked for someone else. What's the etiquette for that? Anyways, I was polite and went through with it. She does have a tight body with some large assets. Did the body shampoo and she did BJ until finish, still had time left, so we chatted and she woke up my friend again for some RCG. Heard about Coffee and am heading back up there next weekend and might try to get her.

**SoftJimmy** · 10-11-19 19:25

Beijing Spa has several reviews on Rubratings so I always thought there would at least be a are&T there. I've had 12-14 massages from Anna and all have been excellent. Far and away the best massage and closest to being an LMP-like massage that I've had at an AMP. Anna actually comes really close to being able to provide a traditional deep tissue massage. I exercise a lot and have a lot of stress from work, so my back and shoulders are frequently very tight. Anna is probably 50 years old, nothing to look at, but strong as hell for an old Chinese lady. Looks don't matter here as you're unlike to get your noodle wet.

Door fee is the typical $. 6 for an hour. I've also had a 4-hands there as well. All have been very good. During my last visit, Anna asked me if I'd been to Harmony Spa across the street from her (which I have, review to come). She laughed and said, "it's kinda dirty huh? I hear it's *makes handjob motion* and not very good massage. " I got a good laugh at that.

About the facility in general. It's clean, warm, and inviting. They have rooms with 1 and 2 beds. Bathroom in the back, no showers though. It helps to call ahead, I've been asked several times to come back in a half hour. I've only seen someone other than Anna there 2-3 times, she probably works 70 hours a week.

Overall, I rate it a 8/10 for massage. 0/10 for services as I've had zero such experience there.

**SoftJimmy** · 10-11-19 19:07

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

Here is what a reviewer on RM wrote about his experience on 10/2/19 with Lucy at Beijing Spa:

"Knows how to use her elbows, arms, and her hands to a good massage experience. Rubbed and touched and groped me all good, went at it pretty hard but not like, super hard. I always ask her for medium touch but sometimes I ask her for harder, this was such a time. Got rubbed plenty hard and plenty good though.

Don't do a lot of roaming myself, she does do some teasing and knows I'm here for HJs as well. Gave me a good dick shaking after the flip.

I groped her ass a bit, even went UTC on it, never tried for her tits cause I'm too lazy to try and get up for it, I literally lay down flat face up to let her just jack me off instead. It's fine, if you ask me.

None of the other 3 reviews in last 18 months, most with Anna, describe anything non-legit. From the first part of 2017, apparently a provider named Cici (another Cici!) provided HEs.

Sounds like there are better mongering options out there than Beijing Spa. I just paid for a month of RM yesterday to get some intel on Eastern WA, so if anyone wants specific info, just shoot me a PM.

Rock Chalk.

Thanks Rock, valuable info. I'll be sure to pay it forward.

**PeterHouston** · 10-11-19 16:14

Visited there yesterday. Had Cindy for a masseuse. 35 yo. 6/10. Limited English. Above average massage. Quite good actually. OTC roaming. Did not try anything else. Teasing before the flip. Good HE.

Would definitely visit again when in that area. Standard. 6 and. 4 tip.

Had planned to try Jade Spa but when I stopped in there was no one there. Place was open and I walked in but no one there. So I left and went to Celebrity about 5 min north.

**TimSmithGmx** · 10-11-19 13:50

Originally Posted by Kharne [View Original Post]

I couldn't get Bianca to even budge on BBBJ, hoping maybe it was just YMMV, but no. She's fairly boring though sexually, just a small little thing but super boring. I was hoping maybe Mia was better.

I have had a lot of fun with Bianca, but always safe. I would not call her boring. The more I have gone to see her the more comfortable she has become with letting me try things.

**RockChalk** · 10-11-19 12:34

Stopped in to Soft Bay the other night hoping to see Coco for the first time. Greeted by Cindy, who informed me that Coco was busy. I decided to give Cindy an opportunity to work out the knots in my back and see what else she might work on, too.

Cindy is a sweetheart! Massage was very firm and well-done. A nice amount of teasing prior to the flip and some good hand magic following the turn. One wish would be for her to wear something other than long pants. Not very sexy and no ability to feel skin UTC.

If looking for FS or BBBJ at Soft Bay, Cindy doesn't seem to be one of those providers. Looks like Jessica & Coco are the ones providing those options. I am not sure if Mia, the fourth, and newest, Soft Bay provider gives more than just an RT. Will have to visit her and find out.

If you are interested in a very good massage with some basic fun, though, then Cindy is a great gal for that! What I appreciated the most is that she actually went 5 minutes over the allotted hour because she rubbed my legs, arms, feet & head following the HJ. Often, providers try to rush you out the door post fun, but Cindy was the exact opposite. Such a sweetheart! English is minimal, so tough to converse, but she was warm and friendly.

**RiverEuphrates** · 10-11-19 01:29

Has anyone gotten a massage by this woman?

https://seattle.rubratings.com/102839

**RockChalk** · 10-10-19 22:46

Oh my god, Ballard! That is one crazy story! Me being a trusting-type, I am going to choose to believe that your wild ass story actually happened.

Some might look at the story with suspicion, but I can totally see it happening. I've been in some AMPs with arguing in Chinese going back and forth.

I have made it a point through the years to leave from the exact same door that I entered. Almost all of the time, I leave fully clothed, although somewhat disheveled. Being asked to leave half-naked out a back door after paying $. 6 with no satisfaction IS a rob in my opinion.

On Rubmaps, there are 121 massage parlors in the Seattle city limits that have had reviews written, but Reflection Massage Spa on S. Jackson is NOT one of them! If they gave out extras on the regular, then it seems that someone would have bound to have written a review of them by now.

No reviews on RM + this crazy story = no trips to Reflection for this monger.

Originally Posted by Ballard [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Stupidly decided to TOFTT at Reflection spa on S Jackson this afternoon. I'd been seeing ads on each and every bodyrubs / escort site and figured it was worth a visit. Wrong.

Greeted by a 5/10, probably late 40's woman. Not repulsive, but certainly nothing to tweet about. Led back to the room, paid the. 6, got undressed and laid down. The massage was okay, lasted about 10-15 min before the teasing began. The entire time there was loud arguing in Chinese from multiple people down the hall. After the flip she said, "you tip good for everything? You tip now. " I handed her. 8, to which she asked for one more, putting me in at $+. 6.

Figured I was getting a fair enough deal for FS with an average looking middle aged lady, but to my dismay 'everything' turned out to be a half-hearted 'bodyslide' for which she had taken off her top, pulled her bra down around her gut, and kept her yoga pants on. She gave me the most aggressive, poorly oiled HJ I've ever had for about 3 minutes, then kept saying "come on, you go now, you go now," which wasn't exactly sexy. I'd been there for about 25 minutes, having paid for an hour, plus a ridiculous tip, and now realized this definitely wasn't going my way. But then came the crazy part.

She gets close to my face and starts whispering in broken English about how the people are arguing and I have to hurry. Someone called the cops and they just fired her coworker. She gets up and says she's going to check it out. After a minute or two she comes back in a panic, tells me there are cops outside, that I have to go, and pulls back a little curtain from behind the massage table where I'm seated completely naked, revealing a back door. She was literally trying to get me to go out the back door naked, in broad daylight. When she realized I was going to get dressed like a normal human, she just left the room.

So I got dressed, opened the back door and stepped into the alley. Locked 9' gates on either side. I literally had to climb the gate and hop over onto 6th, hoping there weren't an LE seeing this comedy of errors. Luckily there weren't, nor did I see any signs that they were in front of the AMP, so I just took the loss, walked back to my car and drove home.

So all in all not exactly a rob, but close enough. I still don't know if this was some kind of hustle or if something was actually happening, but obviously I won't be going back. Ever.