Massage Parlor Reports

[RubnHood]

I don't care if his story is legit or not. He's a decent writer and is spinning a tale that is entertaining, and at least marginally associated with a massage parlor (Life's Key, in the beginning).

I don't qualify for his contest, but still would be interested in hearing the result, as well as the rest of his story.

If you don't like it, skip reading his posts, or block / ignore him and you will never see it again.

[BabyWipes]

There's a new Nuru spa in Costa Mesa called Vytal Therapy (ig: v. Therapy206). Newly remodeled and looks awesome inside. Would love to see reviews of the girls here.

[BabyWipes]

First time reporting here. I went a couple weeks ago to gtds because I caught Julia's post on IG and was able to see her on the same day. Making the appt was ez.

Her ad claimed nuru but used massage oils instead of the actual gel. Had a great conversation with her throughout the massage and she does have decent technique. It was moderate pressure and next time I will ask for her to try to hurt me.

$ . 80 for hr not FS though. In my book her appearance is 8 and body is 10 and that was worth the price.

Will repeat. She's that beautiful.

Thanks for the review on Julia. Her pics on IG looks great. I usually prefer all-natural girls, and Julia is definitely not that, but I still want to try.

Any comments on her attitude and performance? Did she give you the full hour?

[LoveViets]

Today I was able to visit the Le Palace; I told my bride I was headed out to wash the car. An hour passes before she missed me - sending me a text.

I guess they (Le Palace) smelled the southerner in me as my one hour session was $35.

A trim Chinese gal, 40 ish (she called herself Mei) was my attendant. She provided only a tiny bit of teasing but as I really was pushed to get the car washed I asked to flip early.

Upon my agreement to her hand signal she responded with five fingers, I said no and pointed to the $40 I had laid out in plain view, under my glasses. She accepted but allowed no touching. As I wasn't up to the task I eventually offered $10 to fondle her tattas - she declined. I eventually asked how much and she answered with 2 fingers - I eventually agreed. They were small but firm.

Still not able to complete my end of the business I finally told her to quit so I could wash the car. Mei got her $60 tip and I was out before it was too late to arouse my brides suspicion. When I asked Mei she said none of the attendants allowed FS. Pappasan was in the lobby on my exit.

Sorry if I busted all y'alls normal price scheme but I was pressed for time; I will be headed back south (Alabama) next Tuesday and won't likely get another chance to wonder.

Thanks to all y'all that responded to me with private mails.

Have never heard of Mei. Any further description would be appreciated for this trim Chinese girl with access to her tatas.

[HowdyDoody32]

I don't bother reading his "twins" posts either since it's OTP stuff but people get phone numbers and take MP prostitutes OTP all the time so I see no reason not to believe him and his buddy. If you got the money and the right chicks -- anything can happen.

[FlipOnOver]

No offense taken bro. If you had told me 3 months ago what I was about to experience with the Sukebe twins, I would have called bullshit too. They are definitely not twins though they have some striking physical similarities. My buddy gave them the "Sukebe twins" nickname after noticing that they put a lot of effort into dressing, looking and smelling like identical twins. My buddy has a large house with a casita on the grounds. Any overnight guests will be staying in the casita. The rest of the house has motion sensors and it is not like he is going to leave valuables around to be stolen. We will have the cell phone number of both guests and license plates assuming they drive to San Clemente. By choosing mongers with at least 250 posts and several years of contribution we should be able to get two credible guys. We intend to ask Jackson (admin) if there are any red flags once we randomly select two guys. In addition, I will read the posting history of the guys that are selected. Just to make sure there are no signs of overt hostility towards women or any mention of violence. There will also be a mild screening similar to that which an escort would do. All in all, a fairly low risk encounter for my friend. He is just trying to silence the vocal non-believers. Oh, and there is a recent review on rubmaps from a guy who claims Sara gave him a rimjob in the shower and let him come on her face.

Man this is all getting a little weird now.

Clearly TMM is in need of validation by a bunch of annonomus pervs like us!

So now you are opening pimping for prostetution?(Ostensibly the mystery buddy pays these two prostitutes to service 3rd party johns). Is that ok with the mods here?

Are we to believe that the winner of this contest is going to a private residence in Laguna, or is it the lobby of Newport PD?? Hell, are there even any members here with 250 post? Let's look.

Also, why is any of this in the OC MP review thread?

Shouldn't it be in a different theard like "OC Pleasers", "General Topics" or "Creative Writing".

I don't really care about any of this, but it would be nice if we could keep the OC MP thread to, ya know, MP REVIEWS!

[Pand25]

She is still available. Just do the google search "sweet julia laguna hills" I left a review in the OC forum escort thread 9/29/19, just search Julia. She said she prefers guys over 40. Those are real picks, search elsewhere and you may find more pics. You will also find another link for her in the escort thread.

Was she the little thing with a tight body that liked to share her nude pics? Unit closest to the Shell station? I posted about her in June, but missed her on a follow-up visit. Where in FR is she now?

[OCPlayer]

So tried the shave at https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/exoticinoc great service located in a spa like facility in LF, Val is a little older and robust than she leads on however the location is super convenient and she's an expert at cock and ball grooming for sure with a topless release at the end. 1. 0 all in for the service and release.

This place is called Ultimate or something like that. I do my own shaving downstairs but I got a massage there once. I thought it was OK, but nothing to repeat. This one is big and has the big toys up top. Massage was average and finish was uninspired. If you like big tits and aren't particular about the rest it might be worth a spin.

[PeterCPierce]

Is this the Jade from Body Care? Does she have tattoos and massive fake tits and ass? I've been wanting to see her again. Anyone have info by any chance? Thanks.

She does have massive tits and ass but can't remember seeing any tattoos on her. Not sure if she's ever worked at Body Care though. She did mention she worked once or twice at Honey though.

[Rntintheoc]

Not sure of the name of the place. When I went it was right off the 5 Freeway on Lake Forest Drive in a large office building. Did not see the name of the business as most of the exterior doors were locked (it was Sunday) and I had to take a meandering route through the building to get to her suite. Apparently, she now works out of Foothill Ranch and uses the name Rose. If you google "sweet massage Julia Laguna Hills" you will get her number. Really surprised about the bad reviews. I found her to be a very sweet accommodating girl. She didn't clock watch at all and allowed me multiple positions with no attitude or vibe for me to finish. Easy to talk to and nothing I asked for was off limits. I don't do FS frequently but would definitely repeat with her. She is really sweet.

Was she the little thing with a tight body that liked to share her nude pics? Unit closest to the Shell station? I posted about her in June, but missed her on a follow-up visit. Where in FR is she now?

[ZzzBoy14]

Is this the Jade from Body Care? Does she have tattoos and massive fake tits and ass? I've been wanting to see her again. Anyone have info by any chance? Thanks.

*Jadejen. Hotel.

-https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Jadejen.

Cute looking young Asian with fake tits and ass but she looks expectacular nonetheless. She kinda looks like the girl in the ad but not really sure if it's her. Tries to please you at best she can and her tits smoothering you is the best part of her massage. She has a really soft voice which is another nice perk about her.

Face / Body: 8/10.

Massage: 7. 5/10.

[YogaPant]

Avoid IG Crystal Asian at Fairview bodycare.

She told me she was pinoy but she was Viet.

Made a 1 hr appointment with her. When I got there window lady said only 45 mins available. Crystal was actually same girl at window. Chubby Viet girl (look 5/10). I asked for nuru but she can't nuru because she on her period and she offer me another girl. Waited 5 mins for different girl and short Hispanics average looking girl enter and she said nuru was $140. I left and went to honey instead.

[PeterCPierce]

*Julia. GTDS.

-https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Juliaoc19.

Definitely the girl in the pics. Her face is really pretty. Ass and ass are to die for even if fake. Lips are juicy looking. To bad you can't kiss them. Massage is better than most and she definitely likes to please. YMMV but from my experience I get to play around with her more than just a regular NURU massage.

Face / Body: 9/10.

Massage: 8. 5/10.

*Nikolettte. Hotel.

-https://privatedelights.ch/profile/NuruByNikolette.

Pictures completely fake and don't resemble her. If you're into older looking Latina MILFs, this lady is perfect for you. Her tits are nice but her ass is flabby. Works out of hotels and sometimes tends to work with Jadejen according to her ads. Aside from her appearance not being great (at least for me), she does have a great personality, almost mommy like so if you like rollplaying, you might want to ask if she provides that.

Face / Body: 5/10.

Massage: 6/10.

*Jadejen. Hotel.

-https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Jadejen.

Cute looking young Asian with fake tits and ass but she looks expectacular nonetheless. She kinda looks like the girl in the ad but not really sure if it's her. Tries to please you at best she can and her tits smoothering you is the best part of her massage. She has a really soft voice which is another nice perk about her.

Face / Body: 8/10.

Massage: 7. 5/10.

*Novia. Honey.

-Instagram.

I don't think she needs much reviewing at this point since she's proven to be a top choice in OC.

Face / Body: 9/10.

Massage: 9/10.

One of these ladies offers FS after seeing them consecutively and gaining her trust.

I managed to find her personal Instagram account which she tends to unlock from time to time.

Willing to info for another providers info.

[RockWool]

Paid for an hour and was alr art milked before 20 minutes.

Chloe walked in claiming that she remembers me from the first time I saw Ruby. She said she was working the counter and that I seemed nice. I cannot remember, but I faintly remember the counter receptionist being a cutie. She was slim, with a young, and very chesty. Her face she's her to about 20-30 years old. Massage was non-existent and the teasing was barely there. Took about 7 minutes to her to tell me to turn over. Down went her tube too and bra to reveal a pair of meat belts that resembled Hitomi Tanaka's tits, but at least 1/5 the size. Sometime like a DD-DDD with big puffy areolas and eraser snapped nipples.

She got to work and was jacking the drive shaft with little technique except for a unenthusiastic up and down GIJoe hand grip. Access to the twins were soon impeded by her angling her torso away and using her working forearm to keep my hand from getting much more than just a fingertip around the meat. Mind you, I want squeezing or pinching, I was caressing softly and sweetly. She initiated a power struggle for tit access and had the audacity to tell me to hurry up. I was annoyed and told her that I would if she allowed me to play with them instead of blocking me. She relented and allowed me full access, but by them I was annoyed and borderline disrespected. Felt like telling her to get a real job if she wasn't going to put effort into the massage, but I didn't because I want to see Ruby again and would rather not be 86 ed from there. Not even a minute after she wiped me down I began to ask about a second pop. She tried her best to bullshit me, saying the room I was in (closest to the door) was not safe and she couldn't because they don't want her to. I made it obvious I knew she was full of shit, but still played along. I quietly and angryly got dressed and walked out.

TLDR. Avoid this use Ruby if you want a big titted Asian to milk you.

[Wiregrass]

Today I was able to visit the Le Palace; I told my bride I was headed out to wash the car. An hour passes before she missed me - sending me a text.

I guess they (Le Palace) smelled the southerner in me as my one hour session was $35.

A trim Chinese gal, 40 ish (she called herself Mei) was my attendant. She provided only a tiny bit of teasing but as I really was pushed to get the car washed I asked to flip early.

Upon my agreement to her hand signal she responded with five fingers, I said no and pointed to the $40 I had laid out in plain view, under my glasses. She accepted but allowed no touching. As I wasn't up to the task I eventually offered $10 to fondle her tattas - she declined. I eventually asked how much and she answered with 2 fingers - I eventually agreed. They were small but firm.

Still not able to complete my end of the business I finally told her to quit so I could wash the car. Mei got her $60 tip and I was out before it was too late to arouse my brides suspicion. When I asked Mei she said none of the attendants allowed FS. Pappasan was in the lobby on my exit.

Sorry if I busted all y'alls normal price scheme but I was pressed for time; I will be headed back south (Alabama) next Tuesday and won't likely get another chance to wonder.

Thanks to all y'all that responded to me with private mails.