Massage Parlor Reports

**Mayo Teru** · 10-11-19 02:57

Went there after hearing about a supposed room full of sultry K-pop lookalikes, but it was anything but. I walk in, two Chinese women, 30's-50's. Neither is particularly attractive. Asked for 30 minute massage, then asked if I could choose who gave me the massage. They said sure, either one of us. Ugh. Picked the slightly more pleasant looking one, was lead to a room, dimly lit, playing Kenny G on a stereo. I thought, ok, at least I'll probably get what I came for. Well, no such luck. Massage only. To be fair, it was actually a quite decent massage. Very thorough, got way into the muscles etc. But, there was no invitation to flip, and not even sure I wanted to. Total damage was $40 for the half + $20 tip (only had 20's and hey, it was a good massage). Don't imagine I'll be repeating.

Maybe there's another one in the area that has attractive women working there? If anyone knows, let me know please.

**Jl104** · 10-10-19 21:25

Originally Posted by Miamiat [View Original Post]

Old comments on Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago Ave. It's a Thai massage place. Anyone with any recent updates on Lang Ocean Spa?

I was a regular at Ozone but I'm looking for a new place and I would prefer Thai or Korean, no Chinese. Anybody got any recommended spots that aren't too far from the loop?

**Miamiat** · 10-10-19 19:16

Originally Posted by PauFord [View Original Post]

I live in that area, there's nothing within walking distance for HE massage joints. Plenty within a $10 cab ride tho.

There are some BP massage girls that advertise in that area and might be walking distance. Youwannaseeme has a location that is walking distance. Lang Ocean on Chicago Ave is walking distance. Awesome massage but no HE.

Old comments on Lang Ocean Spa on Chicago Ave. It's a Thai massage place. Anyone with any recent updates on Lang Ocean Spa?

**AirbornRanger** · 10-10-19 14:06

Visiting from Ohio near the airport and checked out Rubrating site. Just seeking advice if the reviews there are accurate or mostly fake. Seeking an outcall massage. Any help appreciated and if you are ever in Southern Ohio I can return the favor.

**Ttoned40** · 10-10-19 13:12

Originally Posted by SlipkNotMagGet [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if Exercise is still good to go? Only went once and had a great time but it was like 8 months.

Always have everything I want there, and cute as hell Korean girls dressed great.

**StanCopier** · 10-10-19 12:00

Used to love seeing Coco in Oak Park on North Avenue before they shut down, anything you wanted and no covered required. I once called to set an appt and she said she would be leaving but the other masseuse would take care of me and she did, performed massage and hopped on full bareback and rode me to completion without asking for anything. Tough to be surprised like that anymore.

**JimmyBean1969** · 10-10-19 02:05

Hey guy do any have any good spa on the south side of Chicago, I live in Orlando park. Or a rubmap account I can use, that will be awesome.

**Ron M** · 10-09-19 17:14

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

If I'm in the mood for a good or excellent massage & a yank, Ill take an older masseuse every time. Why? The massage gets better with sincere flattery if her skills. I can't see shit without my glasses on. That can be a blessing! I'm face down most of the time & so relaxed on the flip. I don't care. Treat them like they're 21& most of those ladies will make you feel like a king!

If it's FS you want, stick with escorts. Good luck!

What Mag said.

**Gopher88** · 10-09-19 17:12

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

If I'm in the mood for a good or excellent massage & a yank, Ill take an older masseuse every time. Why? The massage gets better with sincere flattery if her skills. I can't see shit without my glasses on. That can be a blessing! I'm face down most of the time & so relaxed on the flip. I don't care. Treat them like they're 21& most of those ladies will make you feel like a king!

If it's FS you want, stick with escorts. Good luck!

WTF where in the heck you Been. You still on the south side? Check you in box for my #.

**ChicagoArab** · 10-09-19 12:02

Anyone now of any massage places near midway with nuru.

**Magooski** · 10-09-19 11:29

Originally Posted by BigZ69 [View Original Post]

Was hoping for some good recommendations on MP's in the DT area. Willing you pay more for younger better looking girl haha firs time experience so I want the best you guys have to offer!

If I'm in the mood for a good or excellent massage & a yank, Ill take an older masseuse every time. Why? The massage gets better with sincere flattery if her skills. I can't see shit without my glasses on. That can be a blessing! I'm face down most of the time & so relaxed on the flip. I don't care. Treat them like they're 21& most of those ladies will make you feel like a king!

If it's FS you want, stick with escorts. Good luck!

**TWaltz** · 10-08-19 22:53

Chicagoans, I'm visiting your city next week. Where I live, I can't fulfill my fetish fantasy of getting waxed with a HE snuck in there. Does anyone have that experience in the Chicagoland area?

Thanks in advance.

**HanginBalls** · 10-08-19 20:45

Originally Posted by JamesTChicago [View Original Post]

Does anyone know anything about the new girls at Logan tantricas? I'm talking about Daniella, Kayla and Megan. All look like fun, but I'm wondering how much is to be had. PMs are great. I'll report back.

Secondly, I'm looking for a woman to eat my ass. I had it done once and it was phenomenal. Does anyone have a good spa or person that will do this? Maybe one of the Chicagoland massage. Net girls or an Asian spa? Pms again, are very welcome and will report back. Thanks everyone and have a good weekend!

Stay safe.

James.

Try Wild Anita out in Schaumburg area! Have fun!!

**Ron M** · 10-08-19 12:30

Originally Posted by HardOn78 [View Original Post]

Majority (more than 95%) of them are not real pics nor remotely representative of how they actually look. If you by any chance get what you see, it means you won a lottery ticket.

And expect the looks of Margaret Cho.

**HardOn78** · 10-08-19 10:15

Originally Posted by BreakingGood [View Original Post]

A lot of cute looking Asian Chicks on RubRatings. Can that site be trusted?

Some are out of suburbs. And say they are incall in a hotel.

For eg.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/141121

https://chicago.rubratings.com/141127

https://chicago.rubratings.com/141642

Cud this be a honeypot? Or any kind of scam?

Majority (more than 95%) of them are not real pics nor remotely representative of how they actually look. If you by any chance get what you see, it means you won a lottery ticket.