Massage Parlor Reports

[MartinL]

New member here. Great board! And thank you all for sharing your info.

I'm looking for a very sensual FBSM, possibly with some lfk / dfk action. I've seen Lyndsey Lux and YamYam in the past and they were both awesome experiences, particularly Lyndsey, which felt like a real hit and heavy hookup with a new GF. I'd just go back to Lyndsey, but I've read that she's gained a lot of weight. Was thinking of trying the big boobed Michelle or Melina. And I'm okay with the session progressing to FS if the chemistry is right (those are the best experiences IMO).

Anyone willing to share some recs or opinions on these girls or others I should be considering? Thanks!

I've had both Michelle and Melina. They are different experiences in my opinion. Michelle is more talkative and just oozes sensuality and sexiness. She places your hands on her and does active reach under. I've never kissed her but would love to. It seems she is offering VIP now for 400.

Melina is quiet and reserved but lets my hands go wherever I want. She rarely initiates anything and hardly ever speaks. She seems to be more willing whereas Michelle is more of an active participant.

[NudeBeachPerv]

Hilariously written. Lady's are complaining about Mike and then others are saying how great he was. You know why they thought he was great. Haha.

There are two locations, someone on Yelp posted a pic of the sign that was in the room:

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/i-ma...6PvFC_uWBqRTtA

Apparently it is opposite day when Happy Mikey is in the house.

[MartinL]

You guys might get a kick out of the yelp reviews:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/i-massage-san-diego

(Apparently they had a handsy male masseuse.).

Hilariously written. Lady's are complaining about Mike and then others are saying how great he was. You know why they thought he was great. Haha.

[IslandFan]

I have been there once before and opted for the 90 min massage with a lady in her 40's. After the massage, she noticed Jr was awake. She offered me oil for self service which I've never done before in a MP. I motioned her to help me and she paused for a second and hesitatingly did. After the release, I gave her. 4 as a tip in the room, dressed, paid at the front desk and left. It was a legit massage throughout with no hint of extras. I think she wanted to help me relax as it was late at night just before closing. Overall it was a good massage and release.

Well, I read Blue Sky Blues comments and gave HH a quick call. The lady was rather short with me and asked that I call back another time. IDK if they were really busy and booked up or she was having a bad day.

I wound up trying a place called I Massage off of Rosecrans. Upon entering I got kind of a weird vibe, it seemed upscale and seedy at the same time. I waited in the lobby a few moments before being greeted by a good looking older woman in shorts and a t-shirt. I was going to get the 30 minutes for $30 but saw a combo option for $35 that included a foot massage. I figured why not and got the combo. She escorted me to a room. There were a few things I noticed, first there were bars attached to the ceiling almost like what a gymnast would use. Secondly there was a sign saying the masseuses did not offer any kind of sexual activity.

[NudeBeachPerv]

Well, I read Blue Sky Blues comments and gave HH a quick call. The lady was rather short with me and asked that I call back another time. IDK if they were really busy and booked up or she was having a bad day.

I wound up trying a place called I Massage off of Rosecrans. Upon entering I got kind of a weird vibe, it seemed upscale and seedy at the same time. I waited in the lobby a few moments before being greeted by a good looking older woman in shorts and a t-shirt. I was going to get the 30 minutes for $30 but saw a combo option for $35 that included a foot massage. I figured why not and got the combo. She escorted me to a room. There were a few things I noticed, first there were bars attached to the ceiling almost like what a gymnast would use. Secondly there was a sign saying the masseuses did not offer any kind of sexual activity.

I waited a good 10 minutes before my masseuse showed up. She was a stunner. She asked if I wanted soft, medium or hard and I opted for hard. I was about to find out why there were bars on the ceiling. At one point, she was walking on my back. She then poured hot oil onto my legs and back which felt amazing. She then told me she was going to get towels to clean up the oil. She left for a good 5 minutes and I heard her arguing with another woman outside the door.

She finally came back and asked me to turn over. She was super careful with the drapping. She massaged my hands, neck and shoulders. Then she got gloves and began massaging my feet and calves. I haven't had my feet massaged before and it alternated from amazing to ticklish. She then told me the massage was over and I thanked her. She left.

It took a few moments for me to get off the massage table and to be able to stand up straight. I was still naked and she barged in and handed me a plate of candies. She giggled and shut the door. I finally got myself dressed and was unsure of the protocol. Was I supposed to leave a tip in the room on the plate of candies or leave a tip with someone at the front desk. I wandered to the front desk and no one was there. I quickly visited the restroom and then walked back the front desk. I waited a moment and then one of the ladies opened a door, smiled at me and waved. I waved back and left.

You guys might get a kick out of the yelp reviews:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/i-massage-san-diego

(Apparently they had a handsy male masseuse.).

[InTight]

Hi. Lurker for a while. Now a member. Looking for some helpers. Went to crystal massage a month ago. First time to AMP. Saw Lisa. Not too much to tell. 35 up front for 30 minutes. Good massage all over, flip, more massage and HE. All great. Tipped. 4.

So went back today. Same deal but different lady. Not as engaged I felt but a really good med level massage. However, no flip, no he. Just said we finished. Realized 30 minutes had gone by.

So my question is. Did I miss a sign by her or was she just not interested to massage my front, etc. Tipped. 2. But was disappointed. Any advice would be awesome. Any better places to go to around San Marcos?

So many possible reasons that you missed at least a HJ. I always (like most guys) start on my stomach and never put a towel on my butt. Sometimes the MT will come in and cover your butt with a towel which let you know this may be a limited extras place. When she starts and is at the head of the table I always reach up and feel her legs, lightly run my hands up and if she doesn't stop me I play with her butt and kitty. This tells her what I want. If she lets me know that there will be no extras then I just get up, get dressed and leave, no sense wasting any more time.

[BlueSkyBlue]

I think that's another case of your mileage may vary, personally, I have never found the prostate experience all that interesting. I don't care if they stick their finger in my ass, it just doesn't give me that fabulous great feeling that some guys claim.

Supposedly when done properly the girl can slowly put her finger in and stimulate your prostate and it's an intense and pleasurable orgasm.

I've had the doctor put their finger in my ass a few times (even a cute female doctor) wasn't doing it for me. I'm sure I have a prostate (at least I hope that's what they were doing when they were fingering my ass) but I've just never had somebody find the right place I guess.

I've actually gone to independents who advertise prostate and I've had a lot of girls while giving me a hand job or blow job put their finger in my ass but it just doesn't seem to be my trigger spot. Now when a girl try's to put her finger in my ass, I usually tell her it feels better if she puts her tongue on my asshole but I get very few that will rim me.

Give it a go, you might like it.

Looks like some of the ladies at HH now offer prostate:

https://www.massagemissionvalley.com/hotties/

Does this mean they put on a glove and stick a finger in your butt like the old American Pie movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtUvlR1pZE

[NudeBeachPerv]

Looks like some of the ladies at HH now offer prostate:

https://www.massagemissionvalley.com/hotties/

Does this mean they put on a glove and stick a finger in your butt like the old American Pie movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rtUvlR1pZE

[Usgyinyang]

Finally tried the notorious A spa, took a while to find the place and it was a bit awkward walking past some family's exiting the bunny store nearby. Best thing about this place is that it's a block away from my favorite cajun shellfish place which is what I'm eating right now with this review.

So I walk in an awkwardly try to communicate with the first girl about seeing a lineup, because why not get a lineup if I can. Eventually she had me speak into her google translate, leave the room and calls two other girls over. The cutie I immediately wanted to uh, provide my services, had much better english but she said she couldn't do an hour because she had an appointment in 30 minutes =(. Eventually I awkwardly request the original girl again. She introduces herself as mimi and I paid for the hour.

Initial massage was pretty perfunctory and mechanical. Mostly just rubbing my back really. Couldn't get much of a conversation going because my mandarin is non existent like her english. Eventually I just reach up her leg and finger her a bit and she gives me the wink wink. Pulls out her phone again and types a buck sixty into your calculator. I deleted and countered with $. 40 which she accepted. I pay her and lie back down. She comes in and throws off the dress, which I wish she's let me do for her but whatever. Few minutes of foreplay followed by the main course. This ones not much for a screamer, and apparently some of you long johns out there hadn't been by today because she felt great. At some point she tried to fake an orgasm, points for thoughtfullness I guess. I carried her to the couch and let her finish me off. Afterwards as she's wiping me down she asks where I'm from because I look Chinese. I said my family is from China I just don't speak mandarin. She asks if I speak canto, which I do. And suddenly we have a way to communicate.

With the Ice broken she spent the last 20 minutes going back to the massage with MUCH better technique than before and we had some light convo in canto. I ended up giving her the extra 20 on my way out since she said she was leaving in a few days. A+ for A Spa.

[Eddie619]

I had today off and decided to hit up U Spa this morning. I walked in and an older lady greeted me and showed me to the room. I hoped to get a younger provider, but she was the one that came back into the room. She gave a great massage and then on the flip asked what I wanted. I thought with my little head and went for it. Paid. 4 for 1 hr. And $. 4 for the tip. She put the cover on and then had me stand up while she laid back on the table. I thought man not even an effort to try and work for the money. It reminded me of some places in Pattaya. It was a new low for me as the provider probably could be a grandma, but got the job done. She gives a legit massage, but would prefer someone at least half her age. Also noticed bugs crawling on my arm and the floor. I didn't even get her name as I won't be back to ask. Good luck brothers and have fun!

You Massage have been lack luster lately. I stopped by a few times and the only one working was YuYu, she's nice but on the heavy side. I used to go there at lease a few times a month but they are off my rotation now. They need to bring back Angela and some better girls.

[Ryan1248]

But me want p p wax tho.

Well you learned one of the first important lessons in mongering.

YMMV (your mileage may vary).

Sometimes a person just gives off the LE vibe and the providers are just being careful.

Some providers just don't want to offer extras. Maybe to somebody else but not you, sometimes it takes repeat visits before they warm up to you. Oh yeah by the way the owner / manager of Crystal used to not give happy endings but the other girls were more obliging

San Marcos has a lot of great places for a rub and tug. Massage Wen, Sakata Thai, Holy massage, Angie massage, Rainbow massage, The other place next to the car wash that used to be called Jasmine Garden that for a while had a sign outside calling itself rainbow as well, Metal oxide, AA relax. These places and a few other I've personally had happy endings.

Couple things to remember, try going for an hour and don't have high expectations, go with the flow sometimes they don't offer extras and sometimes they just want to make sure you're not LE.

Providers are human beings with a different moods, different situations, so as always your mileage will vary.

Just tip well for good service that you like and after a few visits you'll get the hang of what's required but don't be too aggressive or pushy but try put your hand on her leg to make a little contact. Just send out subtle signals that you're interested in a little more, they have seen enough dude to pick up on it right away what you're looking for.

Just respect their wishes and enjoy the experience regardless of what happens.

[MikeHall]

Recently I had the urge for a decent massage plus HE, but wanted to go local, so I stopped in to East County Spa. It's been almost 2 months since I was there last, when the papasan was an older white guy and I did finish with a HE, so I wanted to see if they had new MTs. This time the papasan was a middle aged Chinese guy. The MT was a different one too, but again 40 ish and just "meh" looking. Not skinny, not fat, just overall average with glasses. Paid $45 for 1 hr. The massage was good--she got out some kinks I didn't know I had. Downside was since this was in the AM so they had other customers. One was a female I could hear finishing up talking to her MT in the next room. Well, mid-massage I gave the universal "I'm not LE" leg rub followed up with some ass grabbing when she mounted the table with her crotch above my head. Nothing. No response, no giggling, no brushing my hands away. No teasing after the flip. No HE this time. Strange. I tipped $20 for the good massage and she seemed happy. Chalk another one up to YMMV.

Right after that session I headed to Perfecta in El Cajon. Mamasan (also MT) seemed late 40's and had a chain smoker hacking cough. Well, I had to get released, so I went ahead with it. She pushed for boom-boom, but I opted for the standard hhr rub & tug instead. Nothing special, same old same old.

Later on that week, after a rousing session at Cheetah's and, Little Mikey was in the mood for something young and pretty so I rolled down the street to A spa. MT was gorgeous, a young spinner with not cheap C cup implants (probably a natural B cup, so a very good job of enhancing without going too big). Name of Sunshine, or whatever. (Does it matter? She's probably back in LA now.) Anyway, looking at her hot bod Little Mikey is at full attention. Big mistake. She lets me know Little Mikey is (paraphrasing) too beaucoup for FS. Again? Damn! Well, we had a good time anyway, although she did cry "No biting!" even though I was only sucking on those nice pencil eraser nipples, and not very hard.

Fast forward to this week and after the confusing experience at East County Spa I decided to check in with my standard go-to, Cajon Spa. One hour was $40 and MT was your typical 40 ish auntie and just not quite passable to wake up Little Mikey. Fuck it, I say to myself, I'll go to Z and see what's going on there, after reading some of the posts here. MT was Angela. She was not attractive. Like at all. Very un-Z-like. Annoying, too--was coughing like she was sick and kept trying to put a candy in my hand. Her massage skills sucked, too. This was more like skin petting than muscle massage. Little Mikey had retreated back inside me, he was so turned off, and I was just counting down the minutes until this was over, regretting paying for a full hour. Oh, she kept on teasing, even patting Little Mikey, but all I said was, "Massage only, please. " I hate when I have to say that. After the session, I tipped $10. She's lucky she got anything. She immediately says, "No, 20 more!" I exclaimed, "For what! And headed out angrily, not even acknowledging mamasan's sayonara. I think I'll wait a while before returning to Z to see if they can get their shit together.

Having struck out twice, I found myself back at A Spa. Not to sound repetitive, but MT was a gorgeous young spinner with natural C cups and a nice hairy yet trimmed back Bush. I like that. Sorry, didn't get her name. I opted for hhr naked HJ which she wouldn't do for less than $80. (I would have asked for FS but after the two prior failed attempts at scoring a decent looking MT, I was short on cash.) She did a sexy body slide, played with Little Mikey, and gave a good HJ while I sucked on those perky Cs. Only complaint is while I was rubbing that nice hairy Asian pussy she wouldn't let me go FIV. Oh well. Still worth it. I could see myself settling in to a craft-beer-then-Cheetah's-then-A-Spa routine.

[AeroStartC]

Well you learned one of the first important lessons in mongering.

YMMV (your mileage may vary).

Sometimes a person just gives off the LE vibe and the providers are just being careful.

Some providers just don't want to offer extras. Maybe to somebody else but not you, sometimes it takes repeat visits before they warm up to you. Oh yeah by the way the owner / manager of Crystal used to not give happy endings but the other girls were more obliging

San Marcos has a lot of great places for a rub and tug. Massage Wen, Sakata Thai, Holy massage, Angie massage, Rainbow massage, The other place next to the car wash that used to be called Jasmine Garden that for a while had a sign outside calling itself rainbow as well, Metal oxide, AA relax. These places and a few other I've personally had happy endings.

Couple things to remember, try going for an hour and don't have high expectations, go with the flow sometimes they don't offer extras and sometimes they just want to make sure you're not LE.

Providers are human beings with a different moods, different situations, so as always your mileage will vary.

Just tip well for good service that you like and after a few visits you'll get the hang of what's required but don't be too aggressive or pushy but try put your hand on her leg to make a little contact. Just send out subtle signals that you're interested in a little more, they have seen enough dude to pick up on it right away what you're looking for.

Just respect their wishes and enjoy the experience regardless of what happens.

Nicely said, and so true. Thanks.

[BlueSkyBlue]

Well you learned one of the first important lessons in mongering.

YMMV (your mileage may vary).

Sometimes a person just gives off the LE vibe and the providers are just being careful.

Some providers just don't want to offer extras. Maybe to somebody else but not you, sometimes it takes repeat visits before they warm up to you. Oh yeah by the way the owner / manager of Crystal used to not give happy endings but the other girls were more obliging

San Marcos has a lot of great places for a rub and tug. Massage Wen, Sakata Thai, Holy massage, Angie massage, Rainbow massage, The other place next to the car wash that used to be called Jasmine Garden that for a while had a sign outside calling itself rainbow as well, Metal oxide, AA relax. These places and a few other I've personally had happy endings.

Couple things to remember, try going for an hour and don't have high expectations, go with the flow sometimes they don't offer extras and sometimes they just want to make sure you're not LE.

Providers are human beings with a different moods, different situations, so as always your mileage will vary.

Just tip well for good service that you like and after a few visits you'll get the hang of what's required but don't be too aggressive or pushy but try put your hand on her leg to make a little contact. Just send out subtle signals that you're interested in a little more, they have seen enough dude to pick up on it right away what you're looking for.

Just respect their wishes and enjoy the experience regardless of what happens.

Hi. Lurker for a while. Now a member. Looking for some helpers. Went to crystal massage a month ago. First time to AMP. Saw Lisa. Not too much to tell. 35 up front for 30 minutes. Good massage all over, flip, more massage and HE. All great. Tipped. 4.

So went back today. Same deal but different lady. Not as engaged I felt but a really good med level massage. However, no flip, no he. Just said we finished. Realized 30 minutes had gone by.

So my question is. Did I miss a sign by her or was she just not interested to massage my front, etc. Tipped. 2. But was disappointed. Any advice would be awesome. Any better places to go to around San Marcos?

[TexBrot]

Hi. Lurker for a while. Now a member. Looking for some helpers. Went to crystal massage a month ago. First time to AMP. Saw Lisa. Not too much to tell. 35 up front for 30 minutes. Good massage all over, flip, more massage and HE. All great. Tipped. 4.

So went back today. Same deal but different lady. Not as engaged I felt but a really good med level massage. However, no flip, no he. Just said we finished. Realized 30 minutes had gone by.

So my question is. Did I miss a sign by her or was she just not interested to massage my front, etc. Tipped. 2. But was disappointed. Any advice would be awesome. Any better places to go to around San Marcos?