Massage Parlor Reports

[WonderMonger]

Long time lurker and wanted to contribute! Had a dream with Jesse and she was probably one of the best looking Thai providers I've seen in the Tysons area. She is only in the area until 10/10 but overall experience was good on the flip. Very nice C teddies and late 20's age. Same number as Candy from previous posts, area is relatively quiet with parking. Can provide more details through PM if desired.

I am pretty sure I saw another brah walking out sitting on the staircase. I was the guy in the purple shirt. Hope you enjoyed your time too!

[RIM 1218]

Excuse my ignorance, but what does "FHOH" stand for? I've been reading it on numerous reviews, but I haven't been able to figure out what it means (after searching through threads). Thanks.

I have the same question!

[Girlmoneys]

Went to k&j Sunday about 9:05. Drew Kim, youngg and hot. Paid $80 for the hour, including shower. Decent, but not over the top.

She was dressed in a long gown. She has huge boobs and tattoos on her left shoulder.

Massage was fair, discovered that she was wearing nothing under the gown which showed promise. On the flip she asked what I wanted to spend. I asked what was availability. After doing this for a while I said. 6 and she got lotion. Wouldn't get naked for less than a Franklin.

I passed on that. Finished up and she left the room. Came back after 5 minutes and said all done. It was 9:42 when I got in my car.

So a lot of potential but way overpriced and I've never been shorted like that.

[Jim Rob]

Morning my fellow mongers! Anyone on the board visited Qi sensual bodywork in Merrifield. I'm thinking of checking this place out and wanted to see any feedback.

[Asphalt]

Been here a couple of times and had hints of better service but I'm done with the place. Massage is. 6 and not bad actually. Generally some nice looking older Chinese with decent skills. The walls in the rooms don't go all the way to the ceiling so privacy is sub standard. Some allow a little otc roaming but no more. No need to go here.

Eric.

[Backrub321]

Worth every penny.

Agree completely!

[Mustang946]

I've tipped 80 (+80 house fee). At Angels and King for coco / Linda level service.

Worth every penny.

[Telcova]

Good point. I've never been to SE Asia, but I don't expect to pay a high tip unless I'm receiving service commensurate with such a tip. We mongers need to hold the line or the hobby will become unaffordable for all but the richest mongers.

I've tipped 80 (+80 house fee). At Angels and King for coco / Linda level service.

[Tom McAn]

Yeah. No Benjamin without BBBJ and FS. Many of you guys seriously over tip, raising their expectations. Maybe I've spent too much time in SE Asia to overpay for mediocre service.

Good point. I've never been to SE Asia, but I don't expect to pay a high tip unless I'm receiving service commensurate with such a tip. We mongers need to hold the line or the hobby will become unaffordable for all but the richest mongers.

[Justforme]

I, in South America the same with much better personal attention and service.

Apple.

Yeah. No Benjamin without BBBJ and FS. Many of you guys seriously over tip, raising their expectations. Maybe I've spent too much time in SE Asia to overpay for mediocre service.

[Chmarr]

I googled that for you. FHOH mean "for him or her. ".

Right. I noticed that on Google, but I assumed that wasn't what it meant given that the reviews appear to be from women and relating to cosmetic procedures. Anyway, thanks for the help.

[Pathfinder04]

Excuse my ignorance, but what does "FHOH" stand for? I've been reading it on numerous reviews, but I haven't been able to figure out what it means (after searching through threads). Thanks.

I googled that for you. FHOH mean "for him or her. ".

[MiRoad]

I typically tip a Benjamin for additional services, DATY, 69, a bit of BBBJ usually with a hand finish. So depending on the AMP, the damage is between 1.6 & 1.8. Anyone doing it differently? Thanks.

Yeah. No Benjamin without BBBJ and FS. Many of you guys seriously over tip, raising their expectations. Maybe I've spent too much time in SE Asia to overpay for mediocre service.

[TheOuroboros]

While we're on the subject, how about indy massage providers? Tip or no? My thinking is there's no house fee, therefore. Although that's probably an easy question to ask up front.

If it's $. 2 for the hour, then I treat it like an AMP. 8 house. 4 tip for HJ.

Now if you've received an awesome massage where they give you a full hour and you feel and extra. 2 tip is merited go for it.

If they went topless and gave you more than a standard NOVA then tip additionally according to the level of service provided.

Some idiots will tip an additional. 4-. 6 for a standard NOVA and I politely ask you refrain from doing so because then providers feel like they can get away with doing that and suddenly the new normal is $. 8 for a standard NOVA.

As a rule of thumb if you're paying more than $$. 4 for a rub and FS as I've unfortunately read in other posts than you're doing it wrong LOL.

[JamesBlond007]

While we're on the subject, how about indy massage providers? Tip or no? My thinking is there's no house fee, therefore. Although that's probably an easy question to ask up front.