Massage Parlor Reports

[RBFSyndrome]

Korean, go to HT on Hawthorne Blvd. Tell them you been there before, say you saw a skinny Korean girl named Alley (like alley cat) a year or so ago. Make sure to tell the mamasan you want an asian girl as they have latinas there too.

What is HT? Having some difficulty finding it.

[FuckIt323]

Went to an mp in east LA. Went in looking for asian but nobody available. So I got a latina named valery. Very pretty in the face, nice c cups. Good body. She went straight into details. No half ass massage. It was a enjoyable time forsure coming back. Paid 50 for 30 minutes. 120 tip. Still need my asian so ill be back.

[HowdyDoody32]

Do they actually have any Asians there? Have you see how they are?

Mamasan said they do have asians. Just ask for an asian you should get one provided you don't go too close to closing. I went really late and I think the latina was the only one there. Oh If only I had more money hahahahahaha I would test them all out.

[Jl104]

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I went there tonight. Got a late 20's early 30's latina (from Venezuela) named Veronica. Nice body, flat stomach, decent face. I believe enhanced rack. CBJ + CFS, feeding allowed, kissing on shoulder neck was OK. DATY not allowed, and she didn't like me touching her pussy either, which is too bad because she had a HUGE beautiful clitoris he he he that I would have loved to have eaten out. This is a whorehouse not a massage parlor. You will not get a massage; therefore, never pay for the hour only do 30 minutes. 50 to house, 20 second massage (to see if you're a monger), flip, leave tip on table (no discussion of price, just you got tip? Leave it there. I left 140 my standard for these places) and off you go. Enter through the back and watch your back if you go at night when parking lot is nearly empty, this is a cholo neighborhood, lots of mexican gangs in the area. Just tell mamasan your first time here that you saw the ad, all will be good.

Do they actually have any Asians there? Have you see how they are?

[HowdyDoody32]

Cityxguide link

I went there tonight. Got a late 20's early 30's latina (from Venezuela) named Veronica. Nice body, flat stomach, decent face. I believe enhanced rack. CBJ + CFS, feeding allowed, kissing on shoulder neck was OK. DATY not allowed, and she didn't like me touching her pussy either, which is too bad because she had a HUGE beautiful clitoris he he he that I would have loved to have eaten out. This is a whorehouse not a massage parlor. You will not get a massage; therefore, never pay for the hour only do 30 minutes. 50 to house, 20 second massage (to see if you're a monger), flip, leave tip on table (no discussion of price, just you got tip? Leave it there. I left 140 my standard for these places) and off you go. Enter through the back and watch your back if you go at night when parking lot is nearly empty, this is a cholo neighborhood, lots of mexican gangs in the area. Just tell mamasan your first time here that you saw the ad, all will be good.

[Joe Pike]

Because they start collecting in your car and can eventually start a fire. Or even worse, your wife can find them, then google search where guys get these baby-sized water bottles from, and find "Massage Parlors. ".

I always say they were giving them away at the bank.

[OhMY08]

I dare anyone to be seen in public drinking an MP size water. People will think you are eat the babies crazy.

Perhaps those bugged out MKultra peepers percieve the florided up shots of water as liter and a halvers?

Mothers milk so to speak... the milk may be bad for ya...

Mmmmmmkay!

[PriscillaM]

There is no reason to be so terrified of a tiny bottle of water. You drink it as your walking to your car then toss it before you leave. Done.

I dare anyone to be seen in public drinking an MP size water. People will think you are eat the babies crazy.

[DunKirk666]

Because they start collecting in your car and can eventually start a fire. Or even worse, your wife can find them, then google search where guys get these baby-sized water bottles from, and find "Massage Parlors. ".

There is no reason to be so terrified of a tiny bottle of water. You drink it as your walking to your car then toss it before you leave. Done.

[HowdyDoody32]

Because they start collecting in your car and can eventually start a fire. Or even worse, your wife can find them, then google search where guys get these baby-sized water bottles from, and find "Massage Parlors. ".

[KnotHead61]

So, I've been reading a lot of posts, and they all say "don't drink the water they give you". Why? I'm sorry if it sounds like an ignorant or stupid question, but I really want to hear opinions. I take it when is bottled. And I have seen a guy denying it. Thank you guys.

Also, is there any parlors that are open 24 hrs? Or at least late in the LA area. I know of one that closes at 2 am. Would be happy to share the info.

Thanks again fellas.

[HowdyDoody32]

So visited this place again in Norwalk, across the street from shitty hall. Place is really called Feet, but Dick is fine here because they do dickwork too. The place is HJ only as far as I have visited, so I only go when I want a HJ from a Chinese fattie. If you get a really old skinny lady, that's the mamasan, and she's legit only (I didn't get anything from her at least). The papasan was there today, which I think is her husband, so I knew dickwork was available today. Most chicks here are overweight, but not at least they're not too far into granny territory (except for the mamasan). The girls here are like mid-late 30's regular-looking girls. Got an OK-looking Chinese girl, mid-late 30's. Oily massage, oily HJ, groping over and under clothes, feeding and FOV (for extra charge damn these greedy ladies).

[Jl104]

I'm coming to visit LA (and San Francisco) in about a month. I'm from Columbus, OH, which is apparently a dead zone for Massage Parlors. When I visit, are there any places that offer actual b2 b Nuru, or table showers?

B2 B or Nuru? Hard to find and if you do it will be very expensive. Plenty of places offer showers but the quality and experience of them can be pretty lacking, if there's a place where you can get a good shower experience, massage and decent HE in the same place I haven't quite found it yet. I use to go to this place called AA in West Covina, but last time I went their showers weren't really working and my usual provider was no longer there so I haven't really been back.

[TacoDude1415]

I visited blue sky on Venice about 2-3 weeks ago, I walked in and saw 2 grannies and bounced.

I do not recommend this place.

Do not waste your time here unless you want a massage by a granny.

That is where the university is, correct? I had a good time there at a place called "blue sky" - they have a branch on venice boulevard in l. A, also called blue sky, lots of hotties.

[PriscillaM]

I'm coming to visit LA (and San Francisco) in about a month. I'm from Columbus, OH, which is apparently a dead zone for Massage Parlors. When I visit, are there any places that offer actual b2 b Nuru, or table showers?

That is where the university is, correct? I had a good time there at a place called "blue sky" - they have a branch on venice boulevard in l. A, also called blue sky, lots of hotties.