Massage Parlor Reports

[HowdyDoody32]

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I went there tonight. Got a late 20's early 30's latina (from Venezuela) named Veronica. Nice body, flat stomach, decent face. I believe enhanced rack. CBJ + CFS, feeding allowed, kissing on shoulder neck was OK. DATY not allowed, and she didn't like me touching her pussy either, which is too bad because she had a HUGE beautiful clitoris he he he that I would have loved to have eaten out. This is a whorehouse not a massage parlor. You will not get a massage; therefore, never pay for the hour only do 30 minutes. 50 to house, 20 second massage (to see if you're a monger), flip, leave tip on table (no discussion of price, just you got tip? Leave it there. I left 140 my standard for these places) and off you go. Enter through the back and watch your back if you go at night when parking lot is nearly empty, this is a cholo neighborhood, lots of mexican gangs in the area. Just tell mamasan your first time here that you saw the ad, all will be good.

[Joe Pike]

Because they start collecting in your car and can eventually start a fire. Or even worse, your wife can find them, then google search where guys get these baby-sized water bottles from, and find "Massage Parlors. ".

I always say they were giving them away at the bank.

[OhMY08]

I dare anyone to be seen in public drinking an MP size water. People will think you are eat the babies crazy.

Perhaps those bugged out MKultra peepers percieve the florided up shots of water as liter and a halvers?

Mothers milk so to speak... the milk may be bad for ya...

Mmmmmmkay!

[PriscillaM]

There is no reason to be so terrified of a tiny bottle of water. You drink it as your walking to your car then toss it before you leave. Done.

I dare anyone to be seen in public drinking an MP size water. People will think you are eat the babies crazy.

[DunKirk666]

Because they start collecting in your car and can eventually start a fire. Or even worse, your wife can find them, then google search where guys get these baby-sized water bottles from, and find "Massage Parlors. ".

There is no reason to be so terrified of a tiny bottle of water. You drink it as your walking to your car then toss it before you leave. Done.

[HowdyDoody32]

Because they start collecting in your car and can eventually start a fire. Or even worse, your wife can find them, then google search where guys get these baby-sized water bottles from, and find "Massage Parlors. ".

[KnotHead61]

So, I've been reading a lot of posts, and they all say "don't drink the water they give you". Why? I'm sorry if it sounds like an ignorant or stupid question, but I really want to hear opinions. I take it when is bottled. And I have seen a guy denying it. Thank you guys.

Also, is there any parlors that are open 24 hrs? Or at least late in the LA area. I know of one that closes at 2 am. Would be happy to share the info.

Thanks again fellas.

[HowdyDoody32]

So visited this place again in Norwalk, across the street from shitty hall. Place is really called Feet, but Dick is fine here because they do dickwork too. The place is HJ only as far as I have visited, so I only go when I want a HJ from a Chinese fattie. If you get a really old skinny lady, that's the mamasan, and she's legit only (I didn't get anything from her at least). The papasan was there today, which I think is her husband, so I knew dickwork was available today. Most chicks here are overweight, but not at least they're not too far into granny territory (except for the mamasan). The girls here are like mid-late 30's regular-looking girls. Got an OK-looking Chinese girl, mid-late 30's. Oily massage, oily HJ, groping over and under clothes, feeding and FOV (for extra charge damn these greedy ladies).

[Jl104]

I'm coming to visit LA (and San Francisco) in about a month. I'm from Columbus, OH, which is apparently a dead zone for Massage Parlors. When I visit, are there any places that offer actual b2 b Nuru, or table showers?

B2 B or Nuru? Hard to find and if you do it will be very expensive. Plenty of places offer showers but the quality and experience of them can be pretty lacking, if there's a place where you can get a good shower experience, massage and decent HE in the same place I haven't quite found it yet. I use to go to this place called AA in West Covina, but last time I went their showers weren't really working and my usual provider was no longer there so I haven't really been back.

[TacoDude1415]

I visited blue sky on Venice about 2-3 weeks ago, I walked in and saw 2 grannies and bounced.

I do not recommend this place.

Do not waste your time here unless you want a massage by a granny.

That is where the university is, correct? I had a good time there at a place called "blue sky" - they have a branch on venice boulevard in l. A, also called blue sky, lots of hotties.

[PriscillaM]

I'm coming to visit LA (and San Francisco) in about a month. I'm from Columbus, OH, which is apparently a dead zone for Massage Parlors. When I visit, are there any places that offer actual b2 b Nuru, or table showers?

That is where the university is, correct? I had a good time there at a place called "blue sky" - they have a branch on venice boulevard in l. A, also called blue sky, lots of hotties.

[DunKirk666]

Tried this place out on a Sunday. Got a decent massage and pretty good HE from the all-too-typical middle aged not so attractive flat all over mp provider. What I do like about this place is how discrete it is being located inside an office building. Call me a pussy if you want, but nothing turns me off more than having to walk post a million annoying staring people on your way out of a MP. It seems like there's always a trade off in this business where you can choose either hot providers, a discrete non-sketchy location, or good service. While I do enjoy a good massage, I hope to find a place with more strip club quality girls in the future.

Wow SH is so lame that I'm surprised it's still open. Discretion will never compensate for old lazy providers at places like that. Continue your journey. There are so much better places out there to explore.

[Roo556]

Tried this place out on a Sunday. Got a decent massage and pretty good HE from the all-too-typical middle aged not so attractive flat all over mp provider. What I do like about this place is how discrete it is being located inside an office building. Call me a pussy if you want, but nothing turns me off more than having to walk post a million annoying staring people on your way out of a MP. It seems like there's always a trade off in this business where you can choose either hot providers, a discrete non-sketchy location, or good service. While I do enjoy a good massage, I hope to find a place with more strip club quality girls in the future.

[BuckeyeFanatic]

I'm coming to visit LA (and San Francisco) in about a month. I'm from Columbus, OH, which is apparently a dead zone for Massage Parlors. When I visit, are there any places that offer actual b2 b Nuru, or table showers?

[HowdyDoody32]

Hi guys.

I am really new on this forum. Been scrolling through the posts a bit and found this site really helpful. What are some good Chinese / Korean / Thai AMPs with HE / BJ in my area? Mainly Gardena, Torrance and Hawthrone area. I do go to west hollywood and Beverly Hills quite often too. So that could work too. Thank you!!

KKW.

Korean, go to HT on Hawthorne Blvd. Tell them you been there before, say you saw a skinny Korean girl named Alley (like alley cat) a year or so ago. Make sure to tell the mamasan you want an asian girl as they have latinas there too.