Massage Parlor Reports

**HappyDave** · 10-14-19 18:52

Originally Posted by WickedInMke [View Original Post]

Long time lurker and monger. Promise I'll do better about reviewing but thank you all for your contributions. I visited Harmony yesterday and drew a shortish, busty lady.

I had to wait about ten minutes and she and mamasan were generally apologetic about it. The table shower was really, really good and definitely she knew were to get the kinks out. Then the obligatory sauna with the sign saying that if you pee in the sauna they will cut your penis off. (I'm disappointed in humanity that there is a need for this sign to exist by the way).

In any case. After the flip all was great, really excellent job. Very happy.

Here's where my hackles were raised. It was a pretty tight little room and I had just finished getting dressed next to the table. At this point I had picked up my stuff and was turning to leave when she said - "you hand it to me" pointing at the contribution on the end-table. Not understanding the first time really I asked her to repeat and she point and said "you hand to me. Too crowded".

Now, it was a little tight. But so tight that this was really necessary. Then I also remembered that Mamasan had asked where I parked (as the lot was full).

As I left I was wondering if I had just had a Robert Kraft moment.

Generally they have you put it on the table then they pick it up. Was never sure why.

**Obiqq** · 10-14-19 18:42

Do you remember her name.

Thank you.

Originally Posted by WickedInMke [View Original Post]

Long time lurker and monger. Promise I'll do better about reviewing but thank you all for your contributions. I visited Harmony yesterday and drew a shortish, busty lady.

I had to wait about ten minutes and she and mamasan were generally apologetic about it. The table shower was really, really good and definitely she knew were to get the kinks out. Then the obligatory sauna with the sign saying that if you pee in the sauna they will cut your penis off. (I'm disappointed in humanity that there is a need for this sign to exist by the way).

In any case. After the flip all was great, really excellent job. Very happy.

Here's where my hackles were raised. It was a pretty tight little room and I had just finished getting dressed next to the table. At this point I had picked up my stuff and was turning to leave when she said - "you hand it to me" pointing at the contribution on the end-table. Not understanding the first time really I asked her to repeat and she point and said "you hand to me. Too crowded".

Now, it was a little tight. But so tight that this was really necessary. Then I also remembered that Mamasan had asked where I parked (as the lot was full).

As I left I was wondering if I had just had a Robert Kraft moment.

**MarriedTom** · 10-14-19 08:19

Originally Posted by RiverSnorkler [View Original Post]

I'm on elmwood quite often and I can't remember ever seeing a parlor right over the Cranston line. Could you give a reference point please. Only thing I'm aware of on Elmwood is a " foot massage" place right next to the Asian market. Thanks.

Maybe Youna Foot Reflexology? 1732 Broad St. People often confuse Elmwood and Broad Streets.

**MarriedTom** · 10-14-19 08:14

Originally Posted by JoshMcG [View Original Post]

Does FE really have all 6 of model-looking girls lineup in their recent ads? I know Michelle actually looks like her photo online but what about the other 5?

And I think I saw Slim at the bus station buying a ticket out of town!!

**JoshMcG** · 10-13-19 22:23

Does FE really have all 6 of model-looking girls lineup in their recent ads? I know Michelle actually looks like her photo online but what about the other 5?

**WickedInMke** · 10-13-19 11:56

Long time lurker and monger. Promise I'll do better about reviewing but thank you all for your contributions. I visited Harmony yesterday and drew a shortish, busty lady.

I had to wait about ten minutes and she and mamasan were generally apologetic about it. The table shower was really, really good and definitely she knew were to get the kinks out. Then the obligatory sauna with the sign saying that if you pee in the sauna they will cut your penis off. (I'm disappointed in humanity that there is a need for this sign to exist by the way).

In any case. After the flip all was great, really excellent job. Very happy.

Here's where my hackles were raised. It was a pretty tight little room and I had just finished getting dressed next to the table. At this point I had picked up my stuff and was turning to leave when she said - "you hand it to me" pointing at the contribution on the end-table. Not understanding the first time really I asked her to repeat and she point and said "you hand to me. Too crowded".

Now, it was a little tight. But so tight that this was really necessary. Then I also remembered that Mamasan had asked where I parked (as the lot was full).

As I left I was wondering if I had just had a Robert Kraft moment.

**RiverSnorkler** · 10-13-19 06:31

I'm on elmwood quite often and I can't remember ever seeing a parlor right over the Cranston line. Could you give a reference point please. Only thing I'm aware of on Elmwood is a " foot massage" place right next to the Asian market. Thanks.

**TheKid00** · 10-12-19 13:00

A couple months ago I went to a parlor on Elmwood Ave, just over the Cranston line in Providence (not sure of the name). I walked in and was asked to come back in an hour. I did, paid the 60 and was led to my room. It appeared to be only one girl, but she was attractive. Short, probly C cups. There was no table shower which was a disappointment, so it was straight to massage. Massage was excellent, very flirty, and all the right spots. On the flip, more teasing, asked what I wanted, ad I went with a HJ. She took off top and allowed roaming both too and below. If they had a table shower, I would definitely rate it higher, but even without it, I would go back.

**MarriedTom** · 10-09-19 20:47

Originally Posted by TexasBuckNut [View Original Post]

In Boston on business this week. Saw good reviews on RM and decided to go to Harmony. Called ahead, asked to see a lineup of girls when I arrived, mama says OK. When I arrive, she takes me to a room and says "busy". I should have left. Drew Gina, tall, thick. Face 4, ass 7, tits, 5.

I was really disappointed with Gina. No enthusiasm at all.

Sorry for the negative review, but I would not see Gina again. Do not recommend. On the way out, mama says, why you no happy, I should have asked for another girl.

No need to apologize, that kind of honesty is exactly what this board is for! Yes, you should have stopped and asked for MaMa. I never have done that, but I have tipped half the going rate for a ahlf assed performance that did not deliver anything! They seem to get THAT message more!

**TexasBuckNut** · 10-09-19 00:51

In Boston on business this week. Saw good reviews on RM and decided to go to Harmony. Called ahead, asked to see a lineup of girls when I arrived, mama says OK. When I arrive, she takes me to a room and says "busy". I should have left. Drew Gina, tall, thick. Face 4, ass 7, tits, 5. Saw a short petite huge-boobed doll face on the way to the TS, lightly smacked her ass as she smiled when I walked by. I should have asked mama to see her.

I was really disappointed with Gina. No enthusiasm at all. Very mechanical. TS was alright. Massage was awful. CBJ was meh. Would not ride on top. I should have quit right there. Complained about my size. I mean, I'm bigger, but not enormous. Nothing worked. It all sucked. Tried standing fish, better but not happening. Tried doggy, better still, but I wasn't into her. I stopped when she said finish by hand. She left the hat on. I made her take it off. WTF. Her HJ was terrible. I stopped her and began to get dressed. She went for a hot towel. I wasn't staying. Left with 25 minutes remaining. . 7 house, 1. 3 tip. No happy ending. Did not finish. Could have, but I was so turned off. It was that bad. Trust me.

Sorry for the negative review, but I would not see Gina again. Do not recommend. On the way out, mama says, why you no happy, I should have asked for another girl.

**Crutches** · 10-08-19 13:59

Gina. / That reminds me to let you guys know that I made two appointments with her last month and canceled them as I rolled into the parking lot.

Said she did I not know that she doubled booked, anyone else have problems with her?

Originally Posted by KClarkson [View Original Post]

What was it about Gina that she is not your type? Thanks!

**ShellyDdd98** · 10-04-19 12:23

Anyone know of any massage parlors that offer couples massages?

**KClarkson** · 10-04-19 10:21

Originally Posted by BodyRubLover [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

Can anyone recommend a non asian provider or providers? I have seen Gina, not my type and previously saw Jody / Jo jo when she was in North Providence and on Broadway.

Anyone have a recommendation or 2?

Thanks.

What was it about Gina that she is not your type? Thanks!

**MarriedTom** · 09-29-19 11:01

HAs anyone been lately? Any intel on talent / menu? Pm Is fine. Have the Asian itch, and looking to scratch!

**Kynj1** · 09-28-19 01:51

Originally Posted by Spectator [View Original Post]

I've noticed that the FS places want you to use their hat. The places that arent FS, but will if you BYO use what I brought. Cheap hats are no good, but I think the gals don't trust us.

I'm always allowed to use my own. Its necessary due to the Gold packaging and so the girl understand the need.