Escort Reports

[DaddyD]

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...o/661684578946

Looks TGTBT but DAMN! That's what I like. .

[IrishGuy77]

Autumn gum jobs Link.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...n/225275340148

Had a lot of fun with her! One time I got a room because it wasn't easy to do the things I wanted to do her in my truck. Had to drive a ways to find a motel over by her, but it was worth it! Highly recommend her if ya haven't met her yet!

[IrishGuy77]

Image is used across the country so I'd assume it's a waste of time. I used to text with an extravagant per hour offer and ask for a posed selfie as verification when I was bored and suspected a fake. Usually get no reply or ridiculous excuses why they can't send the requested posed pic (camera broke, texting plan doesn't include images, she finds it insulting, etc). Or they just send the same standard pics.

I haven't done that in a long time and can't recall if I tried that with this one or not. But feel free to try especially if you have 2 burner numbers just in the off-chance she the girl is real. If real follow up with a reasonable offer from the 2nd phone.

https://escortindex.com/ad/southjers...-5798/1/607738

Haha! You guys crack me up! And it does sound like fun! Maybe it would reduce the fake ads.

[Benz1]

Thanks to Benz1 , I got to sample Autumn who was in a tight spot, she had no place to stay and would have been literally out in the street with her son. I do not usually pay for a room but did so, if she would consent to all my wishes! I indeed got my pound of flesh from her which included BBBJ, daty, pics, total tongue mouth visitation including prostate work on my south end. Visited ALL her orifices and they were tight & wet. Autumn moan & groan as I took her. She takes it all and I left satiated. Autumn is similar looking body wise to Lakeshore Hunny another one of Benz's prodigy not great looking, kinda of plain, but the back of heads look all the same, as qouted by Sir Benz! YMMV but I will repeat. Bottum out!

Autumn gum jobs Link.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...n/225275340148

[Nitsuj]

Spent some time with Stormy last week. Very sweet and what a giver! This was my first time with a squirter and wow, she squirted for me twice. Will see her again for sure.

http://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/fe...y/048638388386

[FBall1510]

Decide to get a hold of her to set something up so I texted the night before and got a speedy response, texted her before appt and got a location which is a pretty decent room, got to the place, gave me the room number. She is a good looking girl, nothing wrong with her face, but not gorgeous, nice little body, from head to toe, tiny waist, nice ass, she told me to get comfortable so I got up on the bed and she gave me a BBBJ for I bet it was only 20 seconds and she lays on her back and pulls me over so I daty and go to slide my finger under my chin and she stops me (no fingers) so after a few minutes there, tells me to grab a condom, I put it on and she climbs on top which was nice, she's tight and very tasty, finished in K9, I go to the bathroom to clean up, she's on the phone already with her back to me and she knew I was there because my belt was. Making noise, didn't even acknowledge me, she smiled some, she was neve rude but just felt rushed, she seemed disconnected from the meeting and mechanical. I knew it was going to be rushed after the 20 second BBBJ, standard donation for hhr which is listed on her ad, definitely not I would call a GFE experience, kinda false advertising, said probably 10 words to me while I was there, won't repeat.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...a/652118576411

[SexySexy]

Let's play: Real or Fake?

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...y/589407875583 - "Mandy".

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...r/315642485009 - "Hailey".

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...a/160460328561 - "Lacey Edwards".

Can't find previous reviews, might TOFFT but wanted to put this out there first.

[PrivateParts]

Another good use for that burner app: send a known & proven ripoff provider on a wild goose chase while you are sitting at home drinking a nice cold beverage. I would not condone doing such a thing to a provider you simply had a bad experience with, but if it was done to someone of the caliber of the blonde & her weird little bi boyfriend I'd call it karma.

If you did such thing I'd suggest not posting about it on this forum publicly no matter how awesome it was and how badly you want to brag. Even, for example you gave an outcall address to the local PD. Hypothetically speaking of course. Not worth the risk of a pimp with a vendettas trying to identify you via this forum and your preferred providers.

Enjoy!

Personally I wouldn't bother either but your idea does sound fun. We should all be Fucking with providers using fake pics.

I have Text Now app downloaded on my hobby phone. Let The Fucking Begin.

[StevesMilin]

Another response I get is 'if you don't like what I look like, you can leave' or 'that's my roommate, but she's not here right now'.

The game's the same. They know most of us don't have unlimited time so all they have to do is get us close and I'm thinking most guys don't have time or options so they just go for whatever's there. And they probably don't post reviews afterwards.

To use a line I learned working with foundry owners. Fuck the fucking fuckers.

[Slowboatguy]

Personally I wouldn't bother either but your idea does sound fun. We should all be Fucking with providers using fake pics.

I have Text Now app downloaded on my hobby phone. Let The Fucking Begin.

Another response I get is 'if you don't like what I look like, you can leave' or 'that's my roommate, but she's not here right now'.

The game's the same. They know most of us don't have unlimited time so all they have to do is get us close and I'm thinking most guys don't have time or options so they just go for whatever's there. And they probably don't post reviews afterwards.

[Benz1]

Image is used across the country so I'd assume it's a waste of time. I used to text with an extravagant per hour offer and ask for a posed selfie as verification when I was bored and suspected a fake. Usually get no reply or ridiculous excuses why they can't send the requested posed pic (camera broke, texting plan doesn't include images, she finds it insulting, etc). Or they just send the same standard pics.

I haven't done that in a long time and can't recall if I tried that with this one or not. But feel free to try especially if you have 2 burner numbers just in the off-chance she the girl is real. If real follow up with a reasonable offer from the 2nd phone.

https://escortindex.com/ad/southjers...-5798/1/607738

Personally I wouldn't bother either but your idea does sound fun. We should all be Fucking with providers using fake pics.

I have Text Now app downloaded on my hobby phone. Let The Fucking Begin.

[PrivateParts]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...x/067132735197

Image is used across the country so I'd assume it's a waste of time. I used to text with an extravagant per hour offer and ask for a posed selfie as verification when I was bored and suspected a fake. Usually get no reply or ridiculous excuses why they can't send the requested posed pic (camera broke, texting plan doesn't include images, she finds it insulting, etc). Or they just send the same standard pics.

I haven't done that in a long time and can't recall if I tried that with this one or not. But feel free to try especially if you have 2 burner numbers just in the off-chance she the girl is real. If real follow up with a reasonable offer from the 2nd phone.

https://escortindex.com/ad/southjers...-5798/1/607738

[JuanDon1217]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...x/067132735197

[WayneJWorld]

Excuse the lack of pictures but couldn't find her ad posting from the previous week, but I'm sure everyone knows who I'm talking about if you've been checking STG site for more than a couple of weeks. Had a lady I've been trying to see back out at the last minute so off to plan B. Unfortunately no one was responding to text or calls. Checked the ads and saw this amazing ass that I've been tempted to see but quite frankly reviews were all over the place. But that ass. Called and she responded promptly and gave me the address. The rest I'll keep short.

1. Appearance- Disheveled, ass is really nice, but somewhat of a paunch, very small perky tits.

2. Professionalism- Nada- as reported before can't keep away from phone unless threatened with leaving. Super hyper that protection is on and where it should be, so much so that she would stop sometimes and check.

3. Safety- I was on my toes the whole time. Yes I read reports from others, but she has these quirks that put you on edge. Don't enter building with her, wait 5 min. Leaves room after you get comfortable.

4. Actual dream- Good BJ was fast and furious like she was attacking it, I like variety, but it was ok. From behind. That ass is everything you can dream of and better. 10 out of 10. Mish. Okay but not great not flexible at all, really disappointing.

Finished and she told me to call her some name that I forgot before my ass was out the door. Did I get done with what I wanted. Yeah checked that ass off my bucket list, and finished. Will I go back. Not a chance too many quirky things happening that made it a guarded dream.

[Wolverines]

Thanks for pointing that out. I am including those two reviews here so that they can be found when searching Tori.

She was previously reviewed under Upscale Provider. And no not saying that to one-up your TOFT status because in my book you did. You couldn't find any reviews. Just saying so others thinking about the dream with her can have multiple reviews to make their decision. When the first batch of reviews came in it was mostly negative due to her accommodations. Great locale just in her unknowing handicapped moms basement, could only see trouble coming from that. Now that she has moved I've thought about contacting her again.

Sorry entered the wrong quote it should be for Tori...not thanks Jeeps

Reviews from July 2019:

Well ended up TOFTT although it was unintentional. Had contacted Breezi about seeing her at 8:00 in the morning. She said that was early but call her half hour before hand. Made the call and nothing, got to GR and tried again and crickets. So after being horned up all night thinking of Breezi I turned to providers that were posting during the early morning, hoping to catch someone on a moments notice. Contacted Brook, and Stormy both bucket list providers that had posted in the past hour and got nothing. So onto "upscale provider" she returned the calls quickly and requested $140 for half hour, I countered with $100 because she didn't have any reviews and she accepted. As mentioned in previous post upscale location she shares with her elderly handicapped mom. Separate entrance to downstairs living quarters for her. Clean nice place. She looks like the pictures, little bit of gut but really nice ass from behind. Everything is covered, unfortunately for me I need a magnum and she had regular. Damn things suffocated the poor little Johnson. CBJ was very short, she flips over and tells me to take it easy at first, we slowly get going and she starts rocking back and forth and talking dirty which was a turn on but poor Jr was hurting from the protection. Flipped her over and try to go Mish but the damn thing is hurting. I tell her I can't keep going with the cover on so she releases him and does a pretty good hand job to finish me off. Now the weird part. Remember the elderly handicapped mom who can't get out. Well she did. We are walking up the stairs and Upscale Provider gets all excited about the garage door being open. She starts calling out to her mom. Well mom is in garage on the other side of a car in her walker / seat sitting down sorting through some stuff. She walks on the other side of her and gets her mom to turn around so I can dash out the garage door. Glad she was available, but pretty sure I won't repeat.

Decided to give this provider a chance. Quick response- texted back within minutes. Very agreeable to my offer so decided to meet. Given address and told not to be concerned about the guy cleaning windows on the house. I thought WTF what kind of provider has her windows cleaned? Googled the address and found it to be in an upscale neighborhood. Thought could be a desperate housewife or one that needs cash definitely not the kind that would be a sting unless Dateline. Curious I went. Sure enough a company was cleaning the windows the garage door was open like she said it was, knocked on the door and a 70 plus woman answers. I thought WTF? Without blinking an eye the old woman says that the woman across the street wants her windows cleaned and to go give her my card. I thought this is either a code or she really wants a business card. Thought I'm this far so I might as well see where this goes. As I cross the street it begins to rain like crazy so now I'm drenched standing in the door way waiting for god knows who to answer, which ultimately no one did. So I leave and but never being one to quit I decide to go around the block. As I'm approaching the original first house I went to, a woman runs out of the garage and up to my truck asking if I was there to see her. She then explained it was her mother's house and that she has an apartment in the basement. She then goes on to say that she accidentally double booked and asked if I could come back later. Being the upscale gentleman she wanted, I said "of course" then drove away never to return. Save yourself a headache The pictures in her ad, if her, are old. Drugs have definitely taken its toll on Her body and face. Plus it's obvious her mother does not know what she is up to and I'm pretty sure some bad consequences will eventually happen whether it's mom calling the police or a neighbor. But looks alone would definitely keep me away I will say she is very nice and polite but the risk factor is not worth it by any means. SKG link below http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...n/531839549810.