Massage Parlor Reports

[Jjbee62]

Never had a massage before. Was wondering if anyone knows a decent place on the south side of Indy?

I'm not sure anyone can help you. There are several places on the southside where you can get a massage. Most of them have been reviewed in the last 6 weeks. The information is already there, all you need to do is read it.

However, if you haven't taken the time to read the forum and you've never gotten a massage, someone could take you by the hand, walk you to the door and you'd still not get the experience you're looking for. You haven't learned how to play the game.

I was lucky my first time. I spent about 40 hours doing research. I learned what to do, what to say and how much to pay. In the end I picked a place because it was convenient and happened to end up with a girl who still ranks as ATF with some of the old timers here.

Here's a condensed rewrite of my "How to not screw up your first AMP experience" post:

1. Do some research. Best option is to read this forum. It's the best source of information available. And you're already here. Another option is Google. Open Google Maps. Pick an area. Search for Asian Massage. Check out the locations, read the reviews. You won't get much information, but you may learn a little.

2. Pick a location. It doesn't matter where, although, if you did #1, you will have no problem finding a likely spot. Your goal is to pop your cherry, not to have the perfect experience.

3. Go. Some people prefer in the morning, just after opening. Some prefer just before closing. About the only time I would avoid is 2-6 pm on Friday. That's often a busy time.

Some places keep the outside door locked. You may need to look for a doorbell. If it's not locked, go inside and wait patiently. Within a minute or two someone will come up and ask if you want a massage, or greet you in some way. You'll be led to a room and asked how long you want. I always take 60 minutes. Some guys always take 30. For the first time I suggest 60. You'll have more time to get relaxed.

4. Pay for the massage. This is the first test. Almost everywhere the price is $40 for 30 minutes, $60 for 60 minutes. If you have to ask you're suspicious. Have the money ready.

5. Take off your clothes, all of them, and lay face down on the table. Your face goes in the hole. Take the provided towel and carefully do nothing with it. That's your second test. If you cover yourself up, maybe you don't want to be touched.

6. Relax. Take a few deep breaths and try to be calm. You'll probably have a few minutes to wait. Place your hands by your head, hanging off the end of the table. Most massages start with the girl standing at your head and leaning over. This puts your hands in position to make contact.

You may be asked if you've been there before. I stick with either "yes, but it has been a long time", or "no. I'm from (pick another city). " You want to claim some experience.

7. Let the girl know what you like. If she is getting close to a place you want touched, lift your hips, move a little to let her know you're waiting for more.

8. Let your fingers do the walking. I begin with lightly touching the outside of her thighs. If there's no resistance, I'll place my hands on her thighs. I'll rub her legs down to the calf and back up. No rush, no pressure, just light caresses. After awhile I'll reach higher and rub her ass and the inside of the thighs. Move slowly. If she has on a skirt or shorts, I'll eventually reach underneath. If she pulls away or moves your hands, take a break before starting over. How far you go depends on you and her.

After she's finished with your back, she'll probably leave to get a hot towel to wipe you down. Then, usually, comes the tease. She'll work your ass and between your legs, reaching higher. Lift your hips and give her access. This will go on for a few minutes and you'll be asked to turn over.

From this point on, you're on your own. What happens next you'll be able to figure out on your own.

[Monsignor]

Never had a massage before. Was wondering if anyone knows a decent place on the south side of Indy?

I'm not sure what you mean by "decent place", but as you are on a forum in which posters report their sexual experiences at massage parlors, I'll make the assumption that you are more interested in sexual services than the quality of the massage.

So, off the top of my head:

1) the two locations on National referred to here as Phoenix and Tucson. Both offer full service depending on provider.

2) S. East street, reported here as Mei Ling, Professional and the muffler shop. Full service from every provider I've seen there.

3) and spa on south Emerson. Full service depending on provider.

4) 7480 south meridian. Full service depending on provider.

5) queen spa on south Emerson. HJ, UTC roaming. Don't know about full service.

[Jjbee62]

Paid for an hour, got 30 minutes of shitty pressured massage. Then in the flip, she tugged so hard I thought I bled. I really thought I was going to tear skin. I yelled "OW" at least 4 times over 3 minutes. Asked her to slow down but she did not.

Later she said "finish in 2 minutes". 2 minutes later, she just stopped and walked away. Massage was over. Still wanted me. To tip her 60!!

I'm seeing a dermatologist this week because this doesn't feel right. Please avoid her, unless you want to pay for a scary service and then see a doctor about it.

Took the hour and actually received an acceptable AMP massage after we were able to agree on the degree of 'medium' I liked. After the 'hot towel', very little tease, (I'm older, so I enjoy a little more tease after the massage) she started the ending and I thought I was going to be maimed before I left. She was going so fast that I actually laughed at her, no success, light UTC available, nothing spectacular, hurried cleanup and out the door.

Why didn't either of you stop the woman? It's simple. You reach out, get ahold of her wrist, stop the motion and then move her hand the way you want her to do the finish. If she won't comply, get up off the table, get dressed and walk out. Why would you just lie there and let someone hurt you so bad you need to spend another $40 to see the doctor?

Seriously. If you're trying to touch the girl in a way she doesn't want, she'll stop you, or move away. You can control the situation if you try. Otherwise, save your money and head somewhere else.

If you've decided not to visit these 2 spas because of 1 report, you may be missing out. YMMV. Not everyone gets that treatment or they would no longer have customers.

[Monsignor]

Went East Washington yesterday, hoping to stop at Sweet to see if any thing was new there after not having been for several months, but saw a vehicle parked in front so ventured on to you Spa. Greeted by a petite, mid to late 40's lady, 6/10, little English, name of Lisa. Took the hour and actually received an acceptable AMP massage after we were able to agree on the degree of 'medium' I liked. After the 'hot towel', very little tease, (I'm older, so I enjoy a little more tease after the massage) she started the ending and I thought I was going to be maimed before I left. She was going so fast that I actually laughed at her, no success, light UTC available, nothing spectacular, hurried cleanup and out the door. Don't believe there was any additional menu available. When I got home I immediately examined myself to see if I was still in one small piece. Probably won't go back. Did I really miss anything at Sweet by not stopping there?

I've been to you spa a several times, and had Lisa a couple of those. I'm not sure what you mean by light UTC, but In MY case, I've managed to get her naked about halfway through the massage with both 69 and standard oral before a regular finish. I don't know if full service is available (I didn't try), but sure seems as if it could be. Not a jackhammer in site. Guess this is an example of YMMV.

[BeanSalad]

Never had a massage before. Was wondering if anyone knows a decent place on the south side of Indy?

[Jeast72]

Lucy is still there and will be staying (not going to NSpa after all because it's legit). The other gal there is about a 6/10, late 40's, with a little bit of a belly. Unlike Lucy, the other gal will get the girls out and even used them as part of the HJ. It was a little strange but effective. As far as I can tell, nothing else on the menu.

Went East Washington yesterday, hoping to stop at Sweet to see if any thing was new there after not having been for several months, but saw a vehicle parked in front so ventured on to you Spa. Greeted by a petite, mid to late 40's lady, 6/10, little English, name of Lisa. Took the hour and actually received an acceptable AMP massage after we were able to agree on the degree of 'medium' I liked. After the 'hot towel', very little tease, (I'm older, so I enjoy a little more tease after the massage) she started the ending and I thought I was going to be maimed before I left. She was going so fast that I actually laughed at her, no success, light UTC available, nothing spectacular, hurried cleanup and out the door. Don't believe there was any additional menu available. When I got home I immediately examined myself to see if I was still in one small piece. Probably won't go back. Did I really miss anything at Sweet by not stopping there?

[RunForGold]

Went East Washington yesterday, hoping to stop at Sweet to see if any thing was new there after not having been for several months, but saw a vehicle parked in front so ventured on to you Spa. Greeted by a petite, mid to late 40's lady, 6/10, little English, name of Lisa. Took the hour and actually received an acceptable AMP massage after we were able to agree on the degree of 'medium' I liked. After the 'hot towel', very little tease, (I'm older, so I enjoy a little more tease after the massage) she started the ending and I thought I was going to be maimed before I left. She was going so fast that I actually laughed at her, no success, light UTC available, nothing spectacular, hurried cleanup and out the door. Don't believe there was any additional menu available. When I got home I immediately examined myself to see if I was still in one small piece. Probably won't go back. Did I really miss anything at Sweet by not stopping there?

[Toozman]

Stopped by the Karate studio in Avon yesterday afternoon. Good massage with a standard finish.

[MrElbows]

I stopped by today. Provider was decent looking about a 7/10. Decent massage with otc roaming. Good finish.

[BarryDeepwood]

That sucks. Never been there now I have mental note to avoid it.

Woman was about 5' to 5'4", late 30's early 40's, frizzy hair.

Paid for an hour, got 30 minutes of shitty pressured massage. Then in the flip, she tugged so hard I thought I bled. I really thought I was going to tear skin. I yelled "OW" at least 4 times over 3 minutes. Asked her to slow down but she did not.

Later she said "finish in 2 minutes". 2 minutes later, she just stopped and walked away. Massage was over. Still wanted me. To tip her 60!!

I'm seeing a dermatologist this week because this doesn't feel right. Please avoid her, unless you want to pay for a scary service and then see a doctor about it.

[TWaltz]

Woman was about 5' to 5'4", late 30's early 40's, frizzy hair.

Paid for an hour, got 30 minutes of shitty pressured massage. Then in the flip, she tugged so hard I thought I bled. I really thought I was going to tear skin. I yelled "OW" at least 4 times over 3 minutes. Asked her to slow down but she did not.

Later she said "finish in 2 minutes". 2 minutes later, she just stopped and walked away. Massage was over. Still wanted me. To tip her 60!!

I'm seeing a dermatologist this week because this doesn't feel right. Please avoid her, unless you want to pay for a scary service and then see a doctor about it.

[LikesToPlay74]

Definitely the fire station. Scroll down a few for a good review.

Thanks for the info!

[AugWest]

Hey Gents. In town for work staying near the Pyramids off of Wesleyan Road. Any recommendations for a FS massage establishment out this way?

Definitely the fire station. Scroll down a few for a good review.

[LikesToPlay74]

Hey Gents. In town for work staying near the Pyramids off of Wesleyan Road. Any recommendations for a FS massage establishment out this way?

[Mr Popular]

Stopped in to Mountain Air the other night on my way home from the airport, drew Judy, a cute girl about a 7 on some scale I'm sure, who bounced back to a room with her hand on my ass the whole way. Insisted only a half available and after about 15 minutes of untrained "massage", flipped me over, took a look at my salute, put her hands on her hips and said "so what do you want?" A little negotiation, during which she pre-emptively dropped her panties right there and jumped on the table. If this isn't an old fashioned knocking shop, then I've never seen one. We fucked for 10-15 minutes then we finished the massage and I'll be damned if the little strumpet wanted more! I was having none of that though, I was drowsily happy. $40 plus a $140 tip did it.