Massage Parlor Reports

[DonQuiote]

I may be wrong, but maybe DQ is referring to Crystal Spa?

Yes, Crystal Spa.

[DonQuiote]

How much is the upcharge?

Is her HJ worth it? By that I mean does she get into it (at least a bit) and take some direction? Or does she do it begrudgingly or in a mechanical way?

Is her massage any good? If you've seen any of the other Thai FBSM providers, who would you compare her to in terms of massage?


Finally, did you get any sense she might relax and open up a little more on repeat visits? Or is a clothed HJ, done at a "no touch" distance, as good as it gets with her?

I have always gotten standard NOVA from Donut. Going back many months. FWIW She said I was her first, but who knows she may have just been saying that.

She has always been clothed, but she has always let me put my hand down her pants to grab her butt. She seems to be into it, but. That is it.

I have had repeat visits but never more than standard NOVA. And she always keeps her bra and thong on. So for $. 20 with someone as good looking as her, it's not a bad deal for standard Nova with a young and good looking provider.

[JmSuttr]

Yes but there's an upcharge and she won't get nude or let you touch.

How much is the upcharge?

Is her HJ worth it? By that I mean does she get into it (at least a bit) and take some direction? Or does she do it begrudgingly or in a mechanical way?

Is her massage any good? If you've seen any of the other Thai FBSM providers, who would you compare her to in terms of massage?

Finally, did you get any sense she might relax and open up a little more on repeat visits? Or is a clothed HJ, done at a "no touch" distance, as good as it gets with her?

[King Loki]

Is Donut giving HJs now? Before she was passing customers off to her Mom for the finish.

Yes but there's an upcharge and she won't get nude or let you touch.

[MrSunnyHills]

Pardon my ignorano but is a Nova finish just a HJ or is it Russian?

A standard NOVA is simply a HJ. For a long time, there were few AMP's that did beyond that, except on a case by case basis. It seems to be more recently that more of them have more available, but the lingo around here is NOVA means HE.

[JimBliss478]

I first started lurking here after tiring of sifting through old BP ads looking for providers that checked my ideal provider boxes only to be catfished. Unfortunately for us, those MTV hacks won't run to the defense of a brah who responds to an ad to visit an AMP full of young, tight, Korean spinners, only to be met by an unattractive, 56 year old smoker, whose stomach looks like balled up construction paper. Here though, you get reports from likeminded brahs who keep it real and as a byproduct of said reports, you stumble upon your tastes and develop a perpetual To Do list. I myself have a To Do list and I just checked off one of my entries, Norma.

One of my rules of this hobby is I usually don't seek out providers that I feel I can meet and woo outside of the hobby. As such, I hardly see non Asian providers as I can find plenty non Asian chicks during my club and bar trolling who have the moral depth of a plate of Cheerios. I was however intrigued when I heard Norma described as a thick, mature, big teddied, Latina who gave a CMT level massage. The fact that her entry fee was also only a benji proved to be enticing as well. I texted her and got my appointment.

Norma research had my expectations at seeing a woman who was an attractive, borderline abuela with big teddies that she may not let me see or fondle until visit 3 or 4. If anyone has seen Anny ads, I was anticipating a provider who looked like that except a little older, a little bigger boned and a little more conservative. I was however mistaken. I met Norma at her in call spot and was greeted by a cute, petite Latina with plump teddies who looked to be late 40's and who is maybe a size 6 dress. She greets me with a handshake which makes me cringe a bit inside as many a brah has described their experiences as ones that felt like a business transaction. I feel the handshake is the first sign that I am in for the same fate. After the handshake I'm then escorted up to to her serene oasis.

Upon entering the serene oasis I am told to strip to my preferred level of comfort and that she'll return. Before she leaves I hand her the requested hourly fee of a benji and then pregame tip her 4 Lin Manuels in hopes of a sweet flip. She leaves and as I undress I noticed that the serene oasis isn't really all that serene. Norma has Smooth Jazz 105.9 playing and pumped up pretty loudly. During my lurk there was a brah who reported a dud experience with a indy provider saying that he requests his providers allow him to play his own music selections during his sessions. Brah was denied by this particular provider and this apparently soured his experience. When I first read his report I couldn't wrap my head around how that was that big a deal. Then I began visiting one of my former favorite (and unfortunately now closed) spots, Diamond Spa in Camp Springs, MD and saw how music could potentially be a mood killer for some. This particular place would have WPGC blasting. I'm not sure if some of you brahs have a clue who Young Thug is, but I guarantee you probably wouldn't choose to have his jams as the soundtrack to your next tugger. While this didn't literally or figuratively deflate me on my visits to Diamond, it was noticeable. I say all that to aware you brahs that the music and volume are an ever present aspect of the ambiance of the Norma experience. Although I was unbothered by the volume, it was set to a level that required we raise our voices to hear one another and sometimes repeat ourselves as we communicated during the session. I was also slightly worried that during the pre flip tease, Quincy Jones would pop out and tickle my balls.

Norma returns and asked if I had any areas that needed special attention and for my strength preference. I told her that my neck and lower back were thrashed and that I wanted it strong. She begins and gives me a really good deep tissue massage. She has her certifications on display in the studio and her training is evident. She worked my problem areas with surgical precision and relaxed me totally. As she applied stronger pressure and worked problem areas, she encouraged me to speak up if the applied pressure became unbearable. I told her that she was free to whip my ass to her maximum capabilities, as I was sure I'd be fine. Some of my favorite honies have really put me through the ringer of ecstasy. While Norma did provide a great massage with strong deep tissue work, her massage is only a fraction of the strength of some of the other providers like Kiko, KK, Joanna at Garden and others. She for damn sure isn't anywhere close to Thai Lucy who recently gave me a massage so magnificently intense, that I thought she was wearing two Infinity Gauntlets. That's in no way a slight though. Her massage was strong and wonderful.

We chatted sporadically while the massage proceeded and I flirted a bit. She was pretty responsive and I made her laugh a few times. A pre pre flip began where she began a gentle push / glide from my traps to the small of my back, sending chills down my leg. This felt so good I groaned louder than the music. She said "I told you I had a magical touch. " I agreed with her. The pre flip tease begins and I then start to feel fingertips gently running all over my back. I peak over my shoulder. It's not Herbie Hancock. I am relieved. This proceeds for a few moments and then I'm flipped.

The moment I was most uncertain about has begun. Norma proceeds to massage the front and asks the "Would you like a release?" question. I'm not at Massage Envy baby, so I most certainly do. Now many of the brahs here have said that Norma's Hugh Jackman feels like just another part of the massage. This wasn't the case for me. While she wasn't looking me dead in the eyes, spitting on junior and moaning "Frankie Frankie give me your gravy. " she also didn't give me a generic kmp jackhammer tugger either. It was slow and sensual. I'd be willing to bet that for brahs who've only been to cookie cutter kmp's, Norma would probably give the best tugger they've had. I went for an otc grab of the teddies and she was cool. I then smile and ask if I can see. She smiles back and gives off a look conveying 5% reluctance, but pulls out the teddies nonetheless and lets me roam. I'm not going to lie, the teddies were very soft, but just okay, pendulous D's. For all of the brahs who reported that they couldn't get her teddies out, trust me when I say that that isn't a big deal. They're kinda big and natty, but not hall of famers. Norma was able to make me pop, she then cleaned me up and I got dressed. We say our farewells, hug and then I'm on my way. She invited me to come back and I will, I just can't tell you when that'll be.

Since a secondary reason for checking Norma off the To Do list was the hope of adding a provider to the Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame, and the fact that some of you brahs have mentioned my HOF, let me end this with the official list as it stands now. This is a list of my favorites but not a largest to smaller list.

1. Kiko (hands down favorite big teddies from my adventures. Since she's not that well known, visit at cestvrai_ on ig for an idea of her body. From the jaw down their bodies are identical. Kiko's teddies are a little bigger.).

2. Tara (legend in this game with majestic teddies. Second biggest of the HOFs).

3. Bella (her teddies are magnificent. Unfortunately you have a better chance of finding a smurf in your front yard than finding Bella at an AMP).

4. Vandara (older, but her teddies are still big and beautiful despite her absence of glow).

5. Thai Nikki (owner of the biggest teddies on this list).

Frankie.

After reading Frankie's review, I had to go Norma. What Frankie wrote was pretty spot on with my experience. I had a good time with Norma and look forward to seeing her again.

[TopGunz86]

Pardon my ignorano but is a Nova finish just a HJ or is it Russian?

A good handshake. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Guru Ji]

Pardon my ignorano but is a Nova finish just a HJ or is it Russian?

Pardon my ignorance but what is a Russian? I would also like to know about NoVa.

[Kijimuna]

As long as you bring your own cover, many of them will provide FS now.

Herndon Therapy and Eleven will. The Chinese place in Vienna on Gallows will also. Believe Dara will, but Donut will not.

Is Donut giving HJs now? Before she was passing customers off to her Mom for the finish.

[GilBang]

There are different Chinese AMPs on Gallows Rd. Which one were you talking about? Thanks.

I may be wrong, but maybe DQ is referring to Crystal Spa?

[FishOn85]

Pardon my ignorano but is a Nova finish just a HJ or is it Russian?

[Serpico99]

I found out about this new Chinese place in Manassas at the beginning of the summer a couple of months ago and decided to test it out. It's on the other end of the medical / professional complex where Dragon Massasge is (Nikki works there for those familiar with Dragon). Web link is below. They are also listed on rubmaps.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9000967.html

50 for half hour and 70 for the hour are the rates. The do have a self serve shower if you need to use it (I never used it). On 3 occasions I have seen Maggie, petite cute face Chinese girl. Flat chested with a little butt. I'll call her "giggles" because she has a really upbeat personality (or maybe she is upbeat when she sees me because she likes me) and giggles a lot.

She does a really excellent legit massage and above average noVA (no BJ or FS, just sensual playing). YMMV. Me and her really have a good vibe so maybe she took a liking to me and allowed me to play with her. I did have a session with a another provider there who I forgot her name and she was OK. Really good massage, standard novA, nothing to write home about. Maggie told me a couple of the girls had left and some new talent would be arriving. Yesterday I paid a visit and a new girl answered the door (she was unattractive and made my dick limp). When I asked for Maggie, she looked at my like deer in the headlights and could not understand what I was trying to convey. I didn't see Maggie around so perhaps she left or took the day off. So, if you try to make a phone appointment with Maggie, you will either get a "huh? Maggie?" response and confusion on the phone, or the girl answering will tell you just to come over and you get the good ole' bait and switch routine. I rarely make phone appointment so I just stop in when I am near the area.

I went back today to the newer Chinese place and Thursday and got Jenny. She was really cute, a little thick but not fat. About 5'6", built like college girl who plays softball, not a petite stick girl. Really nice ass that I was enjoying fondling through her tight pants. I asked for Maggie but she said she was off that day; however, later she asked me who I was asking for and I repeated "Maggie". She thought I was saying "Maddy". So I'm not sure if Maggie was really off, but anyway Jenny told me it was her first day there working. I did the half hour for 50 just to play it safe in case she turned out to be crap provider. Well she turned out to be pretty playful and she did a fairly good massage and a very good edging. She took direction well and I asked her to tease and play with it until I released a nice load.

I tell you guys, I would rather go to a Chinese AMP and get a good massage and an explosive finish via edging than go to some of these Korean AMPs and get a half ass massage and quick FS. When a provider knows how to edge a man, the sensation is incredible and lasts a long time. I never came across a Korean provider that enjoyed edging a guy, they always are in a rush to get a customer to pop and get him out the door as soon as possible.

[Rhinopole]

As long as you bring your own cover, many of them will provide FS now.

Herndon Therapy and Eleven will. The Chinese place in Vienna on Gallows will also. Believe Dara will, but Donut will not.

There are different Chinese AMPs on Gallows Rd. Which one were you talking about? Thanks.

[NyHornet]

Man what is going on I can't seem to get any one.

Amy phone number is on some kinda bot first text I sent it replied back immediately this number is no longer in service. Than I said hello and immediately got a text stop. I sent? And got stop than I sent 1 and I got #leave all of these came back fast like immediately so it could be that she is not accepting texts from unknown numbers.

Alexa just said that she doesn't work any more but was trying to give me her friends info.

I might just go to K&J.

Hmmm, maybe Alexa decided to go legit. Some do that, or found a BF to take care of her. She cannot have totally retired at her age. I saw her 4-6 times and she seemed to get more and more comfortable with me. Good luck to her, if she is out of the business.

[Grouper1980]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I've taken advice from the forums before so I thought I'd give back.

Fareast advertises on bedpage and of the handful near me, they're the closest. I kept meaning to try it out but no real history here kind of kept me away.

I drove by today, it's in a busy business park. Place itself is non-descript and tucked away. In general, it felt like an awkward location.

I walked in, rang doorbell, waited. Met by mama-san. She offered no alternatives, just asked how long. HH was $. 6 and 1 H was $. 8. On bedpage they advertise TS but she didn't bring it up. She was older, completely buttoned up, and since this was a scout mission, I took the hh. Usual routine: showed me to a room, put a couple towels out, told me face down and she'd be back. I disrobed, covered my ass with a towel, then laid down. A few minutes later, mama-san comes in and proceeds to give an 8/10 massage. Felt like she was taking vengeance out on my ancestors for some reason. She asked if it was alright, I said yes because it was. She was definitely a professional masseuse, strong hands, thorough massage.

But she also made sure every second there was no possible skin-on-skin. Constantly moved the towel to cover where she was massaging. Even the feet. Leaving no room for doubt. There will be no touchy-touchy. Not sure if I pressed or signaled it would've been different, I honestly didn't try.

So massage was over, she starts small talk. I asked about the TS, she says yes, but it was broken. Next time, she says, I ask for an hour and ask for the TS. So I guess throwing me a bone like there could be more to offer. Then on the way out she leads me to the shower, just to prove it exists.

I passed more rooms, but I didn't hear any moving around. I asked if Friday was a good time, she said sometimes it's pretty busy, so there might be more girls there, dunno. I'll probably give them another try since the massage was worth it, they're so close, and if she remembers me we might start working up to more options. But if the experience stays the same, I probably won't return.