Massage Parlor Reports

[NyHornet]

I believe her "name" was Coco.

Found an old post. I knew her as May. Hope she returns to the new place.

[NyHornet]

I believe her "name" was Coco.

Could be, but I don't think so. She actually used two different names as some do. I keep thinking Amy, Lisa, just cannot recall.

[JmSuttr]

What criteria do you suggest would be used for rating AMPs? Location, parking, cleanliness, privacy, shower, etc? And / or massage skills, or other services?

I've totally skipped the massage at both CC and K&J and gone straight to BJ / FS, so I rate them highly too, but for a good massage in McLean (HE-only style) I would say Hannah at Daisy or Julie at the Queen & King Spa. Can't comment on Angel's.

Every AMP has features that can be rated separately as an establishment. As you mentioned, things like location, parking, and privacy don't change even if staff or management changes. In addition to those, factors like cleanliness and whether a shower (table or otherwise) is available might be subject to change, but still are more about the facility itself.

Individual masseuses, however, come and go and have varying levels of massage skills and available menu options. IMHO, to make general statements about how an AMP is good or bad, based on experiences with individual therapists can be a bit misleading and possibly even cause problems. Some AMPs have a relatively stable staff but others rotate often. And in some AMPs you'll find therapists who work only on the weekends. So, if a client visits and has a bad experience with one woman, it doesn't mean there aren't better options available. OTOH, when a client sees one girl and gets a menu option, like oral, and then posts a report that makes mongers think that option is on the menu for every provider at that AMP, that can create a problem if future clients expect or demand the same option from others who don't offer it.

So, just like you did at the end of your post with Hannah, Daisy, and Julie, giving a thumbs up (or down) by name is the better way to go. And the AMP itself can and should be rated separately using the factors discussed above.

[GilBang]

Is Sharon still around? She hasn't advertised since I think April, though I did visit her place to see her friend Amy who visited from Hawaii for about 6 weeks.

I could swear that I saw a more recent ad for Sharon around, I think it was them, but nowadays them can't really be trusted with reviews = currently active providers. You're right, I can only find one from April. I haven't seen her in a while.

[RedBird3]

I've tried contacting Sophie several times without success. She was one of the providers I contacted over Labor Day weekend who were unresponsive; that's when I paid the Asian crapshoot another visit. Neither Alexa nor Candy are presently advertising, at least on Bedpage; I might try them if and when they resume advertising.

Luna and Jewel, aka Bena, both seem to be afflicted with GPS. I haven't read any similar reports about Pinky. It's interesting that she's now in Fairfax. Did Luna's crew relocate or did the ladies go their separate ways? Either way, neither Luna nor Jewel (aka Bena) have posted updated ads for a few weeks, so something is going on.

Luna and bena posting.

https://dc.rubratings.com/135414

https://dc.rubratings.com/146564

[SLuthor23]

I believe her "name" was Coco.

I received a text that a new place is opening in Warrenton. The phone number is the same as the one used by owners of place formerly in Gainesville on Gardner. Based, on that I will be trying, especially if a certain masseuse returns. Unfortunately, I cannot remember her name, but she was beautiful. The text calls the new place Warrenton Massage Day Spa. I imagine they will start advertising or show up on Rubmaps.

[Frank Digitola]

Okay, here's what I think is going on. JimBliss is talking about Leah who works at the Latin spa near Tysons. FunDreams is talking about Leah who works in West Springfield, maybe with Vivian and a couple other indies. I haven't seen either one, so am not offering a review.

I saw Leah at the Latin spa near the Westin / Tysons. It's possible she's the same one but does work on the side. Just my speculation. But the Leah I saw was in an establishment, not at her place. I wasn't saying to stay away for the wrong reasons, just saying the service she provided was lackluster. The massage was decent. She's just not my type. Hope that clarifies some of the confusion.

Billary Brah has seen both of them. It's two different chicks.

They are very different! I have seen both, Leah from fhoh just a few weeks ago. Springfield Leah is a little more fit with better teddies, not as good as Vivian's but def good target practice. FHOh Leah is easy going, where my experience with Springfield Leah was more business. Both get the job done and white gems are hard to find.

Frankie.

[TheOuroboros]

Since the DC thread is dead I figured posting here is sufficient enough. Best wellness spa is the dream I had since I had business to attend to in DC. Now let me preface this by saying I do not ever recommend any massage place in DC since that usually leads to massive disappointment and frankly from the stories I hear DC is the empty husk of the funtown it used to be long before my monger reign. However, after hearing whispers about Best Wellness being a promising contender I decided I'd take the opportunity to try my hand at it.

So I get to the destination and it's a pretty underwhelming building on a little shopping street on Wisconsin Ave and when I open the door I'm greeted to like 6 open-face massage beds with no walls and literally 6 old Chinese dudes just chilling on their phones. If you're a simpsons fan I pull off that one scene where Abe walks into the brothel whistling, sees Bart at the counter and makes a full circle right out the door without skipping a beat. I'm walking out in this brutal sun when MMS comes out the door and pulls some ancient Chinese joo joo magic to whisk me back inside. Curiosity gets the better of me and I follow her back in.

So she leads me past the beds into a dark corridor with more beds that are surrounded by walls of drapes. Interesting, my instinct says the front building is a cover probably meant to deter LEO from suspecting funny business. She tells me to undress and I do but now my heart is racing, I'm hoping that a young sexy Asian gal is going to poof into existence and that they keep her for the mongers while the Chinese dudes take one for the team and massage the normies. Since I've heard fables of a young 30's Chinese eye candy named Amy. Sadly MMS comes back in and I'm already in too deep so I can't back out now. I convince myself that it's better than having one of the six dudes come in and take my small victories.

The massage was ok. I've has better but it wasn't bad and I was content to just get the massage and get out. But then I get lost into the schism of my mind and suddenly I found myself, well talking to myself. If I forgo the flip, will I ruin my chances if I return again to meet the mythical Amy? I must build my credential and prove to them I'm not A LEO. Damn. I'm going to have to let this crone yank my crank aren't I?

So the massage continues transitioning to a soft touch when another dude enters the parlor for a massage and since I'm certain I have the only lady working today he gets the short stick, but no, I was wrong he in fact sounds delighted when master toshi enters his room and I'm like "no bro what are you doingoh. Ooooooohhh. The light bulb goes off and I realize wait I'm in DC, the pendulum swings into 2 directions and then it hits me why there's 6 dudes here. I feel damn foolish but my mind is awakened.

At last the flip comes and I pay the troll toll to get the HE. Honestly she wasn't as bad as I gave her initial credit for. Got some breast play and the technique was good. I blew in her hand and she cleaned me up. I paid $ for it and left happy. As I leave she whispers in my ear her name is Judy. It's probably a while before I return but I would like to visit and find out if I can strike gold with the fabled Amy.

[Tom McAn]

Of the top of my head, in addition to your list, the local regulars include:

Mint, Amy, Anna, Apple in Tysons & McLean.

Luna, Jewel (aka Bena), and Pinky in Annandale. Pinky's most recent ad says she's in Fairfax. Not sure if that's a temporary or permanent move.

Sophie, Candy (not the newer one), and Alexa (aka Karen) in Fair Oaks.

Dara, Donut, and Veena in Reston.

I left out a few because even some of the locals are not immune to GPS. Some of those I wouldn't recommend include Alice, Nadia, and Laila. I also left out some others in the Reston & Herndon areas because I haven't seen them and also don't know exactly who is local and who is visiting. I also didn't include Lucy and Jen because I'm not sure if they plan to stay in VA or are simply visiting longer than most. Other categories I didn't include are non-Thai FBSM providers, of which there are several, as well as some of the excellent AMP options.

Feel free to add to the list and, since YMMV always applies, not every monger will be a fan of every provider. But the general point about local vs visitor is still valid. Namely that local providers tend to have more incentive to provide good value and cultivate regular client relationships whereas visitors tend to have more incentive to go for max cash. IME, pretty much every one of the listed locals will give a decent massage and HJ for 120 per hr. While other menu options will vary, the local price will almost always be more reasonable than the visitor price.

I've tried contacting Sophie several times without success. She was one of the providers I contacted over Labor Day weekend who were unresponsive; that's when I paid the Asian crapshoot another visit. Neither Alexa nor Candy are presently advertising, at least on Bedpage; I might try them if and when they resume advertising.

Luna and Jewel, aka Bena, both seem to be afflicted with GPS. I haven't read any similar reports about Pinky. It's interesting that she's now in Fairfax. Did Luna's crew relocate or did the ladies go their separate ways? Either way, neither Luna nor Jewel (aka Bena) have posted updated ads for a few weeks, so something is going on.

[FunDreams]

Okay, here's what I think is going on. JimBliss is talking about Leah who works at the Latin spa near Tysons. FunDreams is talking about Leah who works in West Springfield, maybe with Vivian and a couple other indies. I haven't seen either one, so am not offering a review.

I saw Leah at the Latin spa near the Westin / Tysons. It's possible she's the same one but does work on the side. Just my speculation. But the Leah I saw was in an establishment, not at her place. I wasn't saying to stay away for the wrong reasons, just saying the service she provided was lackluster. The massage was decent. She's just not my type. Hope that clarifies some of the confusion.

[TheOuroboros]

Her pictures got my attention so I set up an appointment for a 30 min session. Setup was easy and was able to see her same day. Arrived at her apartment near Tyson's 2 and w knocked on the door and she opened wearing shorts and tank top. I should have left after I saw she wasn't the girl in the pic but I said I stayed because I was horny as hell. Paid house fee and massage started.

On the flip she them began to UPSELL me like crazy. She wanted an extra $160 for nude along that comes with a HJ. I was like WTF hell no!! I told her that is outrageous and that she wasn't getting that from me. I mean she was no J-LO or anything close to that. She said ok, how about $100 for a HJ. I said no!! She doesn't offer anything other than HJ and was a total waste of time. She stayed closed the entire massage and would not take anything off unless she gets $100 plus.

I was pissed so I got up and go dress to leave. Then she had the nerve to ask me for a TIP. HAHA. I Said what did you do?? She said you touched my butt LOL. I said ok. And. She assisted I give her $20 and I said no. She got so mad she didn't even walk me out LMAO!! I said bye and good luck getting clients to pay that much to see your little B cups and no ass LOL.

Stay away guys she isn't worth a dolor!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9173891.html

These new Thai providers are nucking futs. It's best to avoid them. Thanks for TOFTT. I did the same and applying the mathematical property of association, we can deduce that all these new Thai providers spamming the ads are duds. Read the forum there's a post of all the old but goodie Thai providers, stick with them and let these jokes die out. There's too much in supply to merit the demand, and there's really no need for this artificial inflation.

[NyHornet]

I received a text that a new place is opening in Warrenton. The phone number is the same as the one used by owners of place formerly in Gainesville on Gardner. Based, on that I will be trying, especially if a certain masseuse returns. Unfortunately, I cannot remember her name, but she was beautiful. The text calls the new place Warrenton Massage Day Spa. I imagine they will start advertising or show up on Rubmaps.

[NyHornet]

Anyone care to share there top 3 AMP's? I see a lot of info on a specific place, and then you don't hear about it for a while.

For me it would be. At least for the last year. This is just based on my personal experiences.

CC's in McLean.

K&J in reston.

Angel's in Fairfax.

Healing Therapy in Woodbridge.

Miko's In Chantilly.

Healing Touches Therapy are a few that have been consistently good for me. Good massages with some extra fun.

[BuckshotWatson]

I do love latinas and been going to FHOH for some time now. Here are my thoughts on the girls:

Leah. My favorite. Not bad looking for someone in her mid to late 30's but got some amazing ass and tits. She's the most open of the girls and you can have FS once she's comfortable with you. She's usually available on Friday afternoon and Saturday.

Saw Leah this past weekend. She's definitely a bigger girl. I'm glad I only opted for hh. Massage was better than average but her nova and BBBJ were lacking. I would not repeat with her. 3 - face, 5 - body. Are any of the others closer to spinner or better looking? Wish I would have known to avoid her. No thanks.

Pm messages all over the place on Leah. One works in a parlour and one in link I sent works with Vivian out apartments. 571-377-xx. Who can confirm to apartment one is FS and bank, as well as incall mornings at her spot. No one posted links or contact info on Leah to stay away from. Wasn't that the purpose of Post!

Okay, here's what I think is going on. JimBliss is talking about Leah who works at the Latin spa near Tysons. FunDreams is talking about Leah who works in West Springfield, maybe with Vivian and a couple other indies. I haven't seen either one, so am not offering a review.

[Bentaki]

Anyone care to share there top 3 AMP's? I see a lot of info on a specific place, and then you don't hear about it for a while.

For me it would be. At least for the last year. This is just based on my personal experiences.

CC's in McLean.

K&J in reston.

Angel's in Fairfax.

What criteria do you suggest would be used for rating AMPs? Location, parking, cleanliness, privacy, shower, etc? And / or massage skills, or other services?

I've totally skipped the massage at both CC and K&J and gone straight to BJ / FS, so I rate them highly too, but for a good massage in McLean (HE-only style) I would say Hannah at Daisy or Julie at the Queen & King Spa. Can't comment on Angel's.