Massage Parlor Reports

[Tom McAn]

Of the top of my head, in addition to your list, the local regulars include:

Mint, Amy, Anna, Apple in Tysons & McLean.

Luna, Jewel (aka Bena), and Pinky in Annandale. Pinky's most recent ad says she's in Fairfax. Not sure if that's a temporary or permanent move.

Sophie, Candy (not the newer one), and Alexa (aka Karen) in Fair Oaks.

Dara, Donut, and Veena in Reston.

I left out a few because even some of the locals are not immune to GPS. Some of those I wouldn't recommend include Alice, Nadia, and Laila. I also left out some others in the Reston & Herndon areas because I haven't seen them and also don't know exactly who is local and who is visiting. I also didn't include Lucy and Jen because I'm not sure if they plan to stay in VA or are simply visiting longer than most. Other categories I didn't include are non-Thai FBSM providers, of which there are several, as well as some of the excellent AMP options.

Feel free to add to the list and, since YMMV always applies, not every monger will be a fan of every provider. But the general point about local vs visitor is still valid. Namely that local providers tend to have more incentive to provide good value and cultivate regular client relationships whereas visitors tend to have more incentive to go for max cash. IME, pretty much every one of the listed locals will give a decent massage and HJ for 120 per hr. While other menu options will vary, the local price will almost always be more reasonable than the visitor price.

I've tried contacting Sophie several times without success. She was one of the providers I contacted over Labor Day weekend who were unresponsive; that's when I paid the Asian crapshoot another visit. Neither Alexa nor Candy are presently advertising, at least on Bedpage; I might try them if and when they resume advertising.

Luna and Jewel, aka Bena, both seem to be afflicted with GPS. I haven't read any similar reports about Pinky. It's interesting that she's now in Fairfax. Did Luna's crew relocate or did the ladies go their separate ways? Either way, neither Luna nor Jewel (aka Bena) have posted updated ads for a few weeks, so something is going on.

[FunDreams]

Okay, here's what I think is going on. JimBliss is talking about Leah who works at the Latin spa near Tysons. FunDreams is talking about Leah who works in West Springfield, maybe with Vivian and a couple other indies. I haven't seen either one, so am not offering a review.

I saw Leah at the Latin spa near the Westin / Tysons. It's possible she's the same one but does work on the side. Just my speculation. But the Leah I saw was in an establishment, not at her place. I wasn't saying to stay away for the wrong reasons, just saying the service she provided was lackluster. The massage was decent. She's just not my type. Hope that clarifies some of the confusion.

[TheOuroboros]

Her pictures got my attention so I set up an appointment for a 30 min session. Setup was easy and was able to see her same day. Arrived at her apartment near Tyson's 2 and w knocked on the door and she opened wearing shorts and tank top. I should have left after I saw she wasn't the girl in the pic but I said I stayed because I was horny as hell. Paid house fee and massage started.

On the flip she them began to UPSELL me like crazy. She wanted an extra $160 for nude along that comes with a HJ. I was like WTF hell no!! I told her that is outrageous and that she wasn't getting that from me. I mean she was no J-LO or anything close to that. She said ok, how about $100 for a HJ. I said no!! She doesn't offer anything other than HJ and was a total waste of time. She stayed closed the entire massage and would not take anything off unless she gets $100 plus.

I was pissed so I got up and go dress to leave. Then she had the nerve to ask me for a TIP. HAHA. I Said what did you do?? She said you touched my butt LOL. I said ok. And. She assisted I give her $20 and I said no. She got so mad she didn't even walk me out LMAO!! I said bye and good luck getting clients to pay that much to see your little B cups and no ass LOL.

Stay away guys she isn't worth a dolor!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9173891.html

These new Thai providers are nucking futs. It's best to avoid them. Thanks for TOFTT. I did the same and applying the mathematical property of association, we can deduce that all these new Thai providers spamming the ads are duds. Read the forum there's a post of all the old but goodie Thai providers, stick with them and let these jokes die out. There's too much in supply to merit the demand, and there's really no need for this artificial inflation.

[NyHornet]

I received a text that a new place is opening in Warrenton. The phone number is the same as the one used by owners of place formerly in Gainesville on Gardner. Based, on that I will be trying, especially if a certain masseuse returns. Unfortunately, I cannot remember her name, but she was beautiful. The text calls the new place Warrenton Massage Day Spa. I imagine they will start advertising or show up on Rubmaps.

[NyHornet]

Anyone care to share there top 3 AMP's? I see a lot of info on a specific place, and then you don't hear about it for a while.

For me it would be. At least for the last year. This is just based on my personal experiences.

CC's in McLean.

K&J in reston.

Angel's in Fairfax.

Healing Therapy in Woodbridge.

Miko's In Chantilly.

Healing Touches Therapy are a few that have been consistently good for me. Good massages with some extra fun.

[BuckshotWatson]

I do love latinas and been going to FHOH for some time now. Here are my thoughts on the girls:

Leah. My favorite. Not bad looking for someone in her mid to late 30's but got some amazing ass and tits. She's the most open of the girls and you can have FS once she's comfortable with you. She's usually available on Friday afternoon and Saturday.

Saw Leah this past weekend. She's definitely a bigger girl. I'm glad I only opted for hh. Massage was better than average but her nova and BBBJ were lacking. I would not repeat with her. 3 - face, 5 - body. Are any of the others closer to spinner or better looking? Wish I would have known to avoid her. No thanks.

Pm messages all over the place on Leah. One works in a parlour and one in link I sent works with Vivian out apartments. 571-377-xx. Who can confirm to apartment one is FS and bank, as well as incall mornings at her spot. No one posted links or contact info on Leah to stay away from. Wasn't that the purpose of Post!

Okay, here's what I think is going on. JimBliss is talking about Leah who works at the Latin spa near Tysons. FunDreams is talking about Leah who works in West Springfield, maybe with Vivian and a couple other indies. I haven't seen either one, so am not offering a review.

[Bentaki]

Anyone care to share there top 3 AMP's? I see a lot of info on a specific place, and then you don't hear about it for a while.

For me it would be. At least for the last year. This is just based on my personal experiences.

CC's in McLean.

K&J in reston.

Angel's in Fairfax.

What criteria do you suggest would be used for rating AMPs? Location, parking, cleanliness, privacy, shower, etc? And / or massage skills, or other services?

I've totally skipped the massage at both CC and K&J and gone straight to BJ / FS, so I rate them highly too, but for a good massage in McLean (HE-only style) I would say Hannah at Daisy or Julie at the Queen & King Spa. Can't comment on Angel's.

[Krakatoa]

For any that choose to conduct DMV business in Franconia, there are at least five K-AMPs within a very short distance. Considering wait times are frequently an hour or more, consider accepting the stress-reducing benefits of a massage that is only a short distance away.

Just a thought from a neighbor.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Maybe you're onto something. There's a half dozen AMPs within a mile of the Tysons DMV too. Makes sense to locate where the stress levels are high.

[Powkid]

Her pictures got my attention so I set up an appointment for a 30 min session. Setup was easy and was able to see her same day. Arrived at her apartment near Tyson's 2 and w knocked on the door and she opened wearing shorts and tank top. I should have left after I saw she wasn't the girl in the pic but I said I stayed because I was horny as hell. Paid house fee and massage started.

On the flip she them began to UPSELL me like crazy. She wanted an extra $160 for nude along that comes with a HJ. I was like WTF hell no!! I told her that is outrageous and that she wasn't getting that from me. I mean she was no J-LO or anything close to that. She said ok, how about $100 for a HJ. I said no!! She doesn't offer anything other than HJ and was a total waste of time. She stayed closed the entire massage and would not take anything off unless she gets $100 plus.

I was pissed so I got up and go dress to leave. Then she had the nerve to ask me for a TIP. HAHA. I Said what did you do?? She said you touched my butt LOL. I said ok. And. She assisted I give her $20 and I said no. She got so mad she didn't even walk me out LMAO!! I said bye and good luck getting clients to pay that much to see your little B cups and no ass LOL.

Stay away guys she isn't worth a dolor!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...s/9173891.html

[Yoyo Spa]

What was the tip and does she lose all the clothing o just the top?

No tip was provided or expected. But I didn't request or receive extras beyond what's in the review.

[NyHornet]

Of the top of my head, in addition to your list, the local regulars include:

Mint, Amy, Anna, Apple in Tysons & McLean.

Luna, Jewel (aka Bena), and Pinky in Annandale. Pinky's most recent ad says she's in Fairfax. Not sure if that's a temporary or permanent move.

Sophie, Candy (not the newer one), and Alexa (aka Karen) in Fair Oaks.

Dara, Donut, and Veena in Reston.

I left out a few because even some of the locals are not immune to GPS. Some of those I wouldn't recommend include Alice, Nadia, and Laila. I also left out some others in the Reston & Herndon areas because I haven't seen them and also don't know exactly who is local and who is visiting. I also didn't include Lucy and Jen because I'm not sure if they plan to stay in VA or are simply visiting longer than most. Other categories I didn't include are non-Thai FBSM providers, of which there are several, as well as some of the excellent AMP options.

Feel free to add to the list and, since YMMV always applies, not every monger will be a fan of every provider. But the general point about local vs visitor is still valid. Namely that local providers tend to have more incentive to provide good value and cultivate regular client relationships whereas visitors tend to have more incentive to go for max cash. IME, pretty much every one of the listed locals will give a decent massage and HJ for 120 per hr. While other menu options will vary, the local price will almost always be more reasonable than the visitor price.

Is Sharon still around? She hasn't advertised since I think April, though I did visit her place to see her friend Amy who visited from Hawaii for about 6 weeks.

[PilotAviator]

The Commonwealth of Virginia makes very good money at the DMV. I should know, I just renewed the license plates on my car not too long ago. OK, DMV stands for the Department of Motor Vehicles as far as I'm concerned and not as a description for the DC area.

However, your overall point is spot on. Too many of those Thai visitors believe all of us DC-area mongers are flush with cash and will do anything to relieve us of said cash to the maximum extent possible. Unfortunately there are too many mongers, especially the ones who don't RTFF, who are all too willing to let these visitors get away with their tactics.

There are some local Thai providers willing to keep prices reasonable in order to build up and maintain a loyal clientele. We should support them and avoid the money-hungry visitors until they are cured of GPS or whatever other syndromes afflict them.

For any that choose to conduct DMV business in Franconia, there are at least five K-AMPs within a very short distance. Considering wait times are frequently an hour or more, consider accepting the stress-reducing benefits of a massage that is only a short distance away.

Just a thought from a neighbor.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Metloaf]

Could be Leah. Same body type. I agree with the other posters in terms of Leah's service. But, it's still a relaxing time and I enjoyed meeting her.

Pm messages all over the place on Leah. One works in a parlour and one in link I sent works with Vivian out apartments. 571-377-xx. Who can confirm to apartment one is FS and bank, as well as incall mornings at her spot. No one posted links or contact info on Leah to stay away from. Wasn't that the purpose of Post!

[Bunker Buster]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8213280.html

Gentlemen this one is a gem! Vivacious funny sweet sexy with a great sense of humor. The picture with the blue shirt and the red earrings is the most accurate. As a matter of fact same earrings on!! There was no rush and she cracked my back neck fingers and toes she has real massage talent too!! Not to mention the teddies of hers will definitely make it to Frankie's wall of Fame!! Gents enjoy.

Somewhere along the way, the link got shortened before you posted it.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8213280.html

[Tom McAn]

Welcome to the club in which Frankie D (with Minnie) and I (with Mayya) are charter members. Here's my take on the visiting Thai provider phenomenon:

They hear through the Thai grapevine (which spans the globe) that there's good money to be made in the DMV, and more specifically in Northern Virginia.

Mostly amateurs or part-timers, they come to stay for a few weeks and work with the local providers who invited them to the area.

Their sole mission is to make as much cash as possible before heading home. They have little or no incentive to cultivate regular clients.

They talk amongst themselves to try to figure out the maximum amount of money they can get out of clients. And, especially for the attractive ones, their asking price for any level of service is much higher than what most local providers charge.

The level of massage skill is all over the place. Some are legit masseuses back in their home state (or country) while others are clueless.

FWIW, I'm taking a pass on any of the visiting Thais because I simply don't see the value proposition. I enjoy the perks of being a regular and that's not an option with these women. I also enjoy having good chemistry during a session and that's near impossible when the provider is 90% focused on the $ aspect of things. The visitors tend to upsell and negotiate more, which is a total buzzkill for me.

While some of them are awesomely attractive, and while the lure of finding a gem is strong, the downsides are just too much, IMHO. Much better value to be had by shopping local.

Just my two-cents worth.

The Commonwealth of Virginia makes very good money at the DMV. I should know, I just renewed the license plates on my car not too long ago. OK, DMV stands for the Department of Motor Vehicles as far as I'm concerned and not as a description for the DC area.

However, your overall point is spot on. Too many of those Thai visitors believe all of us DC-area mongers are flush with cash and will do anything to relieve us of said cash to the maximum extent possible. Unfortunately there are too many mongers, especially the ones who don't RTFF, who are all too willing to let these visitors get away with their tactics.

There are some local Thai providers willing to keep prices reasonable in order to build up and maintain a loyal clientele. We should support them and avoid the money-hungry visitors until they are cured of GPS or whatever other syndromes afflict them.