Massage Parlor Reports

[WackingOff]

I do got to say thanks for that advice lmao! Saw kristy. She said only Mon. and Tue. God damn! I'd say of all the chicks I've boned at massage parlors for CFS, this experience is at the top of my all-time favorites list. Like #1 or #2. Some funny ass shit happened today. She's OK looking, and her body was pretty good-looking too! If she lost 10 lbs of fat and put on 10 lbs of muscle in her legs she would have a smoking body. She's got a nice body. Firm, small tits, and she's got a very pretty pussy too. All I can say is, that today if you were that monger in the waiting room pressing the dinger every few minutes and pacing back and forth and waiting, WE WERE BUSY FUCKING. We were watching you on the security cam iPad LMFAO! Oh that was funny shit! During round one of "cowgirl-mish-doggie style" I told her I'll try to be quick but she said "just keep fucking me. " So I kept fucking her. And we watched you as you paced back and forth hitting the dinger. Then we went for a round two of "cowgirl-mish-doggie style" and after that I told her she could finish me off with her hand. She looked to see if the monger in the waiting room was still there, and he was, and she said, "no, just keep fucking me" hahahahaha. "I know that customer," and then she said something about him that had me bust out ROFLMFAO! So we went for round three! I pounded and pounded her, ate her pussy, ate her ass, watched the monger pace back and forth, watched myself fucking her in the mirror, and as I eventually got tired and started to get a little limp during mish, I pulled out, removed the condom and blew my load all over her stomach. Oh she was great. Really fun girl. WOW that was fun. Deffo going to see her again sometime. I'd be careful though because if you look at yelp reviews people have called the cops recently on this place before so stay cautious.

P.S. I hope you weren't that monger in the waiting room hahahaha!

Glad She was more of your flavor man.

I definitely had my fair share when I was around. All of my favs left that joint a while back so I probably won't visit for a while to see who will show up.

[BurtBackarat]

Heard she started doing Nuru but haven't seen her since she was just massage but I've always loved her look and attitude.

Just remembered her going through this thread and thought I'd need to visit her if she really is starting to do b2 b stuff.

[SeibaBuster]

Or did she put on another cover?

So sorry, I realize that was definitely a lengthy review.

TL; DR:

Round1. FIV+CBJ (DT). CFS+DG.

MISH. BBBJ+DATY. CIM.

Round2. DFK+BBBJ. BBFS+RCG+DG. CIP.

Total Dmg. 1. 1; . 5 MMS & . 6 for 2 pops.

[RealSexyPanda]

Made a stop at oasis but no one I knew available. Mms suggested someone and I decided to see how far she'd go based on how terrible the massage was. Got a BBBJ and gave her a facial with lots of touching. When leaving she told me another name than what mms mentioned. I don't see her lasting with massage skill alone. With multiple names and her poor english I don't even remember the name now. Age has to be late 40's viet MILF. She sounds like she smokes 2 packs a day so if her voice is hoarse that's her.

[NoClue02]

Ruby was my ATF when she was here earlier this year.

Get to know MMS, be nice, and she will give you her number where you can make an appointment at a house. She will send you pictures of what the girls should look like, but they had little resemblance. Was a little bit hesitant at first as they wanted me to park inside their garage but I was already scoping the place out before letting her know I was there. My first time doing something like this so I probably paid too much as it is just straight to business. Forgot who I had, but it was a small petite asian with enhancements, not much of an ass, but she was tight. She was sweet but I was a bit nervous so that could have put her off a bit.

LOL yeah, I been to this place many times, back when they were amazing spa. Been to their house, apt, and motel as well. Stopped going for awhile so didn't know who else is great here. Did made a visit again, and unless she's lying, she said she's the owner and she's also sp. Better rub than most I have visited and pretty easy going.

[HowdyDoody32]

Kristie is a mid 30's provider that is there Monday to Wednesday. Skinny-fat with small tits but was tight, almost uncomfortable. Treat her nice and she will make you happy.

I do got to say thanks for that advice lmao! Saw kristy. She said only Mon. and Tue. God damn! I'd say of all the chicks I've boned at massage parlors for CFS, this experience is at the top of my all-time favorites list. Like #1 or #2. Some funny ass shit happened today. She's OK looking, and her body was pretty good-looking too! If she lost 10 lbs of fat and put on 10 lbs of muscle in her legs she would have a smoking body. She's got a nice body. Firm, small tits, and she's got a very pretty pussy too. All I can say is, that today if you were that monger in the waiting room pressing the dinger every few minutes and pacing back and forth and waiting, WE WERE BUSY FUCKING. We were watching you on the security cam iPad LMFAO! Oh that was funny shit! During round one of "cowgirl-mish-doggie style" I told her I'll try to be quick but she said "just keep fucking me. " So I kept fucking her. And we watched you as you paced back and forth hitting the dinger. Then we went for a round two of "cowgirl-mish-doggie style" and after that I told her she could finish me off with her hand. She looked to see if the monger in the waiting room was still there, and he was, and she said, "no, just keep fucking me" hahahahaha. "I know that customer," and then she said something about him that had me bust out ROFLMFAO! So we went for round three! I pounded and pounded her, ate her pussy, ate her ass, watched the monger pace back and forth, watched myself fucking her in the mirror, and as I eventually got tired and started to get a little limp during mish, I pulled out, removed the condom and blew my load all over her stomach. Oh she was great. Really fun girl. WOW that was fun. Deffo going to see her again sometime. I'd be careful though because if you look at yelp reviews people have called the cops recently on this place before so stay cautious.

P.S. I hope you weren't that monger in the waiting room hahahaha!

[Connaisseur]

One of my recent endeavors took me to LF, and JJ Massage, right by the Home Depot and gym. Hadn't visited in a while, and was welcomed by Mary, a sweet, plump, Chinese lady in her late 30's, early 40's. While not a particular hottie, her warm and playful disposition made for a fun and relaxing 30 min. We began with me face down, and a nice soft-touch experience. Mary placed a towel on my bare behind, but really just to sheepishly reach underneath it to touch the jewels. The teasing was top-notch, and soon had me on all fours. Then the flip, and my tech willingly removed her glands from the tight gown for me to explore. I will say that her waist and behind are more than ample, but she allowed my hand to roam wherever I felt.

When she asked me what I wanted, and I replied with the well-known hand motion she was almost disappointed that I wasn't going to try her other specials. Regardless, she finished the deed with great success, and concluded with a relaxing face and scalp massage. After thoroughly cleaning her hands, mind you.

Mary holds court every Fri. , Sat. , and Sun. , I believe, and I may return for a sequel soon. Damage was standard at hhr rates and gratuity.

Happy hunting!

Conn.

[Hyarusa]

Would suggest Julia in Laguna Hills. Private, secure location in office building right off the Freeway. Lots of parking. FS available. She advertises "sweet massage with Julia Laguna Hills" and is a very sweet accommodating girl.

I believe she might be going by the name "Rose" now. The pictures and the phone number matches the Jullia ads: https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/The...a/9176994.html.

[AlexRodriguez]

Long time lurker so please forgive me on my long overdue report, I will post a few more from the Anaheim area soon enough. I do want to start off by noting how ridiculously easy I've had it finding FS locations! I was actually annoyed last week since I was honestly looking for a legit massage after a back breaking day of work but as luck would have it I wound up at this joint.

Went in on a Thursday afternoon, the building itself looked empty save for the few korean guys sitting around upstairs smoking cigarettes. Entered what looked like a large non-descript lobby of some sort with a security cam monitoring the second entryway. MMS came tothe door and asked if I had an appt but I said I was just driving by and wanted to try something new. Didn't have cash so after a trip to the ATM I came back and this time she was waiting for me at the door. Guess it was as slow day? Paid the. 5 for hhr and led to a room that was 20 feet away from her reception area, weird but oh well at least it was a real room with a door so no issues with noise I guess. The "massage table" was pushed far against the wall into the corner with only about a foot and a half of space of clearance at the head of the table. A few long mirrors mounted on the side wall so I'm wondering to myself how the hell am I going to get a decent massage with this idiotic layout? MMS tells me she'll be outside if I need anything but comes back in 15 sec while I'm undressing, gives me a quick look up / down before saying, "I have good one for you, *pushes up her tits* REAL BIG *wink*" slips out her nips and laughs as she leaves. REALLY WEIRD but fuck it I'm really curious at this point on what's in store.

I lay facedown on the table and a few minutes pass before 'tiffany' walks in wearing a green minidress that left nothing to the imagination. Asks if I'd been there before and I told her no but was open to trying new flavors if the price was right. She brings her face right down to my ear to ask, "I hope you came hungry then papi". GAME. ON.

She manages to squeeze into that small ass space between the head of the table and the wall and immediately my hands have access to her shaved pussy. No panties, no beating around the Bush. Good on the tease which lasted for oh. A minute before I decide to flip. Got a good look at tiffany; latina, around 35-40. Reminded me a lot of my offerings down at HK TJ. Huge rack and and even bigger ass. No joke fellas, I'm an ass man and I was in heaven. Negotiated, she asked for 1. 4 for CFS, told her that in the IE that got me BBFS and only had. 6 on me. Said that I was new in town and MMS already made me leave once already to grab cash and I was going to die from blue balls if she made me leave a 2nd time. She wasn't mad but said that was barely enough for a BBBJ. Finally relented and said she would take. 6 but only as a first timer and bc I was young with a nice body and was already rock hard. Mind you she had already been starting on the HJ during our talk.

Went for the discreet hat-trick and CBJ while I FIV which she really enjoyed. She was really into it with the DT and I knew if she kept it up I would not be lasting long. Told her my fingers were tired and that her mouth was getting greedy. She acted upset and continued for another 10-20 pumps before hopping on CG DG Mish. Picked her up to bounce on me while I was standing and she came 3 times before tappin out and saying she needed a breather. She got on all 4's for another BJ and asked if it was ok to take hat off. Cleaned him up with some sort of alcohol solution and man that shit burns!

69'd for a bit until she climbed back on for RCG DG Mish and this time lots of DFK and whispering into my ear, "Come back please, that d is so good" "OOo papi" "You are mine, don't ask for another girl please". I was in heaven, asked her where I could bust and she pushed me off for BBBJ and swallowed. Came up to DFK and cuddled for a bit. Talked, asked about each other and said she didn't mind giving the discount. Feeling that my luck was unwavering, asked for another pop and she went back down for BBJ CG DG and man I felt bad since I bottomed out on her during our second round. Really dirty tho and asked for ass to be spanked and hair pulling before I busted in that dripping wet puss. ;.

Cleaned him off with her mouth, went to the end table and offered mouthwash and washed the little guy off for me while I freshened up. Even offered to help get me dressed! I said I would be back in a week and she was definitely pleased to hear. As I left, MMS was sitting outside at her desk watching her soap opera and called me over. Joked that tiffany left the room looking very wobbly and that she could hear how much fun we were having. Joked back that she shoudl've come in to check on everyone. MMS then leaned overthe counter to and offered a better view of the rockies and said I should call next time.

Or did she put on another cover?

[YogaPant]

I have never tried Asian providers at honey. Any recommendations who is best?

One that allowed roaming. Thanks.

[DunKirk666]

Ruby was my ATF when she was here earlier this year.

Get to know MMS, be nice, and she will give you her number where you can make an appointment at a house. She will send you pictures of what the girls should look like, but they had little resemblance. Was a little bit hesitant at first as they wanted me to park inside their garage but I was already scoping the place out before letting her know I was there. My first time doing something like this so I probably paid too much as it is just straight to business. Forgot who I had, but it was a small petite asian with enhancements, not much of an ass, but she was tight. She was sweet but I was a bit nervous so that could have put her off a bit.

LOL yeah MMS is sketchy as hell but she'll hook you up if she likes you.

[Two Minute Man]

My go to in Lake Forest has changed ownership. Lucky used to be FS with some relative hotties. They closed down and opened back up as the Pearl under Chinese ownership. Saw Angela who was a cute mid-40's MILF but only HJ is on the menu.

Open for suggestions in south OC for FS.

Would suggest Julia in Laguna Hills. Private, secure location in office building right off the Freeway. Lots of parking. FS available. She advertises "sweet massage with Julia Laguna Hills" and is a very sweet accommodating girl.

[RubnHood]

Here is my rating for honey spa models.

Briana 5/10 Fake tits OK nuru decent on keeping a conversation nice ass.

Britney 3/10 Weak nuru weak happy ending wasnt talktive.

Abby (Abby also works at Health and Beauty Spa / Stephanie at Pearl SPA and Rene at VT SPA) 4/10 weak nuru weak happy ending somewhat ok looks but not worth it.

Novia 7/10 Sexy awesome nuru talkative and tone body.

Tawny 4/10 Saggy tits butter face weak nuru.

Shayla 5/10 Decent nuru, OK body but not the best looking face.

Chelsea 6/10 Nice looking body tone body fake tits good nuru.

Kyrstal 7/10 Amazing massage decent nuru OK looks but really got me going crazy about her.

Every girl I have tried once expect Novia and Krystal I tried them both twice now. Only them two are worth in my opinion. I have more but don't feel like remembering the rest of the top of my head. As for honey spa review as a location decent space, sorta shitty parking small rooms but got a working sinks in the room. Small beds but they are conformable.

Your ratings match up pretty closely with my reviews of the one's I've seen there as well. Keep up the good work!

I look forward to seeing your reviews of the other HS girls!

[WackingOff]

Haven't been here since March or April. Anyone here is cute and fun? All the pretty and fun ones I know here already left.

Ruby was my ATF when she was here earlier this year.

Get to know MMS, be nice, and she will give you her number where you can make an appointment at a house. She will send you pictures of what the girls should look like, but they had little resemblance. Was a little bit hesitant at first as they wanted me to park inside their garage but I was already scoping the place out before letting her know I was there. My first time doing something like this so I probably paid too much as it is just straight to business. Forgot who I had, but it was a small petite asian with enhancements, not much of an ass, but she was tight. She was sweet but I was a bit nervous so that could have put her off a bit.

[ToTheLoser]

Anybody got Intel on Asian girl April at honey?

I got you, my April review, had her just over this weekend.

April is your standard Vietnamese Girl. She claims to be 25 and looks the part too. I would say she looks like potentially a college student, but claims she isn't. Her nuru is enjoyable, but think of it as above average. Not too much body-sliding as I would like, but her massage skills are actually above average compared to shitters out there who don't really know how to massage, but it doesn't mean that much, at least your back muscles will be able to feel a little good compared to "oh I got my hands on top of your skin and it is so magical that by doing nothing it massage (sarcasm)". So far the top nuru person that I've been with is Brianna from HS, and other people review her not the best compared to Novia as she is the best.

She doesn't allow FIV or FOV and if you attempt to go in, she would redirect your hands which was a big turnoff for me sadly. But overall, the experience was great like a 6-7/10. I would recommend trying once. If you ask me to go try her again, I'll say once in a blue moon just to look at her body and cute face, but yeah that's about it. Main reason I enjoyed it was that she actually did put a show and it was very enjoyable and turned me on type of way. I think you would enjoy it the first time and say it was enjoyable, but if I wanted a massage that was more bodysliding or legitimate CMT, you're looking elsewhere. If you're looking for something kinker than the strip bar and having pussy close to your face type of way, then you'll won't be disappointed, but you only could touch her boobs.