Massage Parlor Reports

[JmSuttr]

This is the biggest reason I tend to stay away from AMPs. There is too much risk in getting a girl like Bullwinkle. I have had a few bigger girls in my day but no one so gross that I had to walk away. I rather stick with the tried and true K-agencies or the Chinese joints. You're pretty much guaranteed to get a young, slim, fit, attractive girl every time.

When I walk into an AMP and the MMS takes me to the room, I will tell her (before I hand over the house fee) that I'd like to meet my masseuse first. Of course she'll resist because she wants to give me the girl of her choice, not mine. When that happens I tell her "No problem. I understand if you're busy and can't introduce me first. I will try to come back another time when it's not so busy. ".

At that point MMS usually changes her mind, puts me back in the room, and brings the masseuse to meet me. If she's acceptable, I'll stay. If not, I'll ask if anyone else is working, which often results in having to repeat the process so as to meet choice #2.

As long as you're polite, but firm and persistent, you should be ok. It also helps if you're able to lighten the mood with some humor. Sometimes I'll say I need to meet the girl because maybe she won't like me because I'm too old, or fat, or ugly, or whatever I think might get a laugh.

The important point is that you haven't handed over the money and MMS doesn't want to see that money going anywhere else than in her pocket. She understands that you have the leverage because you can go to any of dozens of AMPs and she'll lose you as a client.

The only time I wouldn't advise using this strategy is when the AMP is really busy. If they have more clients than they can handle, you have essentially zero leverage and MMS won't care if you stay or go. Also, if there's no MMS and a masseuse leads me to a room, I'll just confirm with her that she'll be taking care of me so as to make sure there are no surprises or misunderstandings. At all times my money stays in my wallet until I'm satisfied and decide to stay.

[Frank Digitola]

I was in the mood for a thai massage with extras so texted Amy at the number in this ad:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8189570.html

She has advertised in the area for some time. They used to list another provider but the current ads partner with Anna. Contact by text was easy and I was soon walking up the stairs to her incall. It was an AMP-style setup near Tysons. The ad mentions "B2 B and NURU are available". I understand from Amy that Nuru is provided in a more private location. So you may want to mention your interest when booking.

Amy is a fit young thai provider with a pretty face and natural top. Not quite as young and toned as her pics but under 35 for sure. I met Anna on the way out and she seemed friendly as well. Pics are accurate. Amy's english is rather good. She has a friendly generous personality and I really enjoyed our time together.

I can't stress enough how good the massage was. I've had legit thai stretching massages in the area and this was at least as good. Having her throw in sensual teases from time to time was icing on the cake. If you are in the mood for a massage with extras (rather than extras with "massage") then Amy is a strong thumbs up. I chose 60 m for 120 and enjoyed a standard no-frills ending.

I will return for sure. If anyone explores her additional services let me know how it goes.

Were Amy's teddies big or just natty? I've been curious but never tried her.

Anna actually gives a really good massage too. I've seen her a bunch of times. She's put on a little weight since I first reported on her here, but her massage and flip are really good. So if you were unbothered by her thickness, then you should try her too.

Frankie.

[Soco21]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9173192.html

Had a dream with what I thought was this girl. When I arrived it was not her but a pretty young 20 somthing from la. Elected for nuru with lots of teasing and buildup to a no everything response. Decent effort with the finish bit overpriced finish due to thinking with the wrong head. Will not repeat.

[Ted Williams]

Decided to visit the medical complex near Wiehle metro station in Reston. Hadn't seen much posting so I gave it a doubleshot. First, I drew Mimi. She was older and very thin. Not too much there in the looks department. She was friendly and did a decent job for the massage. However, anything above standard NOVA she was wanting $1. Second time I drew yo yo. Much younger and a bigger size rack. Not as friendly but better in the looks department. Her rate was even higher at $1. 2. So anything beyond a TS, massage, and handshake is a high price here. Add this to my others and this just keeps getting pricier. I was going to go over to Roger Bacon but it was busy and the car salesman (crazy negotiator) was working there (cindy). Seems like the old 40/60/80/100 is vanishing in these parts from my experiences.

Good Day.

[JmSuttr]

Tokyo gets my vote! Beautiful playful attendant, Nice facility, massage good and the 69 finish was excellent. . 8 house 1.0 to my attendant. A repeat for me!

Since AMPs generally have some variation (sometimes a lot) among the providers, it helps to know about whom you're reporting. This helps avoid mongers going to an AMP and expecting (or demanding) a specific menu option from a provider who doesn't offer it. Of course, even with a name, YMMV always applies.

[Yoyo Spa]

I was in the mood for a thai massage with extras so texted Amy at the number in this ad:

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8189570.html

She has advertised in the area for some time. They used to list another provider but the current ads partner with Anna. Contact by text was easy and I was soon walking up the stairs to her incall. It was an AMP-style setup near Tysons. The ad mentions "B2 B and NURU are available". I understand from Amy that Nuru is provided in a more private location. So you may want to mention your interest when booking.

Amy is a fit young thai provider with a pretty face and natural top. Not quite as young and toned as her pics but under 35 for sure. I met Anna on the way out and she seemed friendly as well. Pics are accurate. Amy's english is rather good. She has a friendly generous personality and I really enjoyed our time together.

I can't stress enough how good the massage was. I've had legit thai stretching massages in the area and this was at least as good. Having her throw in sensual teases from time to time was icing on the cake. If you are in the mood for a massage with extras (rather than extras with "massage") then Amy is a strong thumbs up. I chose 60 m for 120 and enjoyed a standard no-frills ending.

I will return for sure. If anyone explores her additional services let me know how it goes.

[Member #6313]

Tokyo gets my vote! Beautiful playful attendant, Nice facility, massage good and the 69 finish was excellent. . 8 house 1.0 to my attendant. A repeat for me!

[MangoBalls78]

I stopped in at CC the other day as I was in the area. Taken to a room and I asked who was working. Mama relpied with the standard "don't worry, me bring nice girl for you!" Ok, whatever. I gave her my 80 and proceeded to undress. Knock at the door and in comes Bullwinkle. Damn guys, this chick was a moose! Sorry, no, nope. I asked who else was working and was told no one. Mama came back to ask what was wrong, I just had to ask her if she ever looked at the girl she sent in. I hate to be mean. I am not the prize bull at the rodeo but if you are buying fruit at the grocery store, it has to be presentable and edible. She was neither. Mama needs to look for new talent.

This is the biggest reason I tend to stay away from AMPs. There is too much risk in getting a girl like Bullwinkle. I have had a few bigger girls in my day but no one so gross that I had to walk away. I rather stick with the tried and true K-agencies or the Chinese joints. You're pretty much guaranteed to get a young, slim, fit, attractive girl every time.

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

I went here and the place smells like LE. Church type services on the same floor. A lot of empty rooms in the hallway where they could set up a possible sting scenario. No signs of extra on flip yet they do just enough to your backside to make you want to offer when you're flipped. The history of Mont. Cnty told me not to try anything.

FHOH is pricey (basically a monopoly situation) but a safer and closer option.

Good Luck.

How is $60 for FS pricey? I think they are best deal around.

[Dunkinhne]

Couldn't state it any better. I was very pleased with her appearance and the pics are almost spot on.

Some of the women who work with KK use real pics but others don't for privacy reasons. But they do a pretty good job of selecting photos which reflect the build and appearance of the actual provider, IME. I've never been disappointed and, in the case of some (ex. Mint) the real woman is better than the ad.

[DougMap]

I have been there twice. Seems legit. Didn't ask tho and wasn't offered either.

Well I saw the post aboit panda and decided to check it out. Like I said I had been there twice and then twice more while busy so figured they were legit. Well went today there was only one mt working. She did a great massage with a nice tease and a great HE wants me to come back I think this place is legit most of time bymmv depending on time busy or not etc. 60 for 60 minutes 90 for 90 minutes standard nova standard tip.

[Big Daddy Don]

I stopped in at CC the other day as I was in the area. Taken to a room and I asked who was working. Mama relpied with the standard "don't worry, me bring nice girl for you!" Ok, whatever. I gave her my 80 and proceeded to undress. Knock at the door and in comes Bullwinkle. Damn guys, this chick was a moose! Sorry, no, nope. I asked who else was working and was told no one. Mama came back to ask what was wrong, I just had to ask her if she ever looked at the girl she sent in. I hate to be mean. I am not the prize bull at the rodeo but if you are buying fruit at the grocery store, it has to be presentable and edible. She was neither. Mama needs to look for new talent.

[DougMap]

Out with the SO and noticed Panda Massage (near Old Bridge and PW Pkwy). My spidey-sense has me thinking it may belong here (10-10 hours, neon signs and papered windows). Just wondering if anyone had intel.

BSOT.

Stoop.

I have been there twice. Seems legit. Didn't ask tho and wasn't offered either.

[Asphalt]

https://cityxguide.co/body-rubs/95-b...vibes-22864779

I saw Becka a few years ago. She was at a house somewhere down in the Quantico area. That's not her in the photo. She's actually an early middle aged AA woman about 5'4" with a prominent belly and not much in the way of service. The spare massage table was in a cold basement but I don't remember if she had a shower. She was a bit on the controlling side too. Just keep motoring on down to F-burg if you were considering this one.

[JmSuttr]

Same experience but got the BBBJ what she is really good at. I will not repeat.

Just wondering what the total damage was for the massage (one hour?) and oral finish.