Massage Parlor Reports

[DcNewbie20]

Long time lurker, first time posting. Wondering if anyone has recently been to ART massage in DC and what the results were?

[Lmoe0]

I just had the best nuru experience if my lifetime and wanted to share it with all of you. The place is in fairfax only ten minutes from fair lakes shopping center, she goes by kathy. From the moment I step in she was very pleasant to talk too, beautiful from top to bottom, a perfect 10 in my eyes. She is very professional at what she does, her hands and body where were a perfect combination for the best hour of nuru experience (not like those other places you go to and the only thing they want I your money in less than 20 minutes) she took her time and also shower with me at the end. I recommend kathy if you want the best hour of your life.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...2/9578331.html

Is this her new ad: https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9401409.html ?

[TryingToRegist]

So I saw an add. About a massage $160 for an hour.

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...scorts/1502078

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/sherene-...antilly-419774#erotic.

https://cityxguide.co/escorts/in-or-...l-pic-14739071

(571) XXX-8807 <- that's the number I called and was texted back to me.

Chantilly 50 and 28, .

She wanted to know how long I wanted, I said an hour.

I went there. Paid the 160, she rub my back without oil or lotion for 10 minutes.

Asked me to roll over.

Started jacking me with no lotion, I had to ask for lotion.

I came, got dressed and left.

No way was that worth $160. Kinda pissed off.

What a rush job.

Never going back.

[CoolWays]

I just had the best nuru experience if my lifetime and wanted to share it with all of you. The place is in fairfax only ten minutes from fair lakes shopping center, she goes by kathy. From the moment I step in she was very pleasant to talk too, beautiful from top to bottom, a perfect 10 in my eyes. She is very professional at what she does, her hands and body where were a perfect combination for the best hour of nuru experience (not like those other places you go to and the only thing they want I your money in less than 20 minutes) she took her time and also shower with me at the end. I recommend kathy if you want the best hour of your life.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...2/9578331.html

What was your total damage and how long was the escape from reality.

Thanks.

[HughJerkman]

Will be in DC next week and looking for budget AMP options, thanks!

I'd suggest you visit the Northern Virginia board or PG County in MD.

[Polis9999]

Will be in DC next week and looking for budget AMP options, thanks!

[Polis9999]

Will be in DC next week (1/20) and have limited funds, looking to see if there are any budget options.

Can't go more than $100.

[CanonDbz1985]

I just had the best nuru experience if my lifetime and wanted to share it with all of you. The place is in fairfax only ten minutes from fair lakes shopping center, she goes by kathy. From the moment I step in she was very pleasant to talk too, beautiful from top to bottom, a perfect 10 in my eyes. She is very professional at what she does, her hands and body where were a perfect combination for the best hour of nuru experience (not like those other places you go to and the only thing they want I your money in less than 20 minutes) she took her time and also shower with me at the end. I recommend kathy if you want the best hour of your life.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...2/9578331.html

[TommyTopp]

I am traveling and not sure if this is the same place and MoMo that I have seen in other post. Its in Laurel, she is Mid 20's, great face and good body, nice TS, ok massage, great tease during the massage that got me excited enough to put up the $. 4 for full service. Lucked into this one as the only reason I stopped in was that I was staying across the street. Still was hoping for something a little better that will visit the Laurel hotels or is in short driving distance. The Latin fast houses seem interesting and the Colombian one seems to have some nice talent. Never done that type of service before so wondering if its worth it. Would love to find a UTR girl in the area but don' we all. Any suggestions or thoughts feel free to PM and I might be able to help you if your ever in Indy.

https://dc.rubratings.com/124689

[Member #6804]

Hello friends,

I am new to this thing but was looking for a good recommendation for a good massage with happy ending around falls church, D. C area.

Check out the NOVA Board, lots of info there for stuff in that area.

[Pghana89]

Hello friends,

I am new to this thing but was looking for a good recommendation for a good massage with happy ending around falls church, D. C area.

[Member #6804]

Welp, time to follow up my own post with a review.

So. The date is 07/17/2019. Did the usual digging around forums and sites that I'm sure the reader has as well, by now.

Will cut to it. After posting my previous query I decided to take a leap. Saw there was a somewhat recent review (though sadly the "Buy Premium to see review details and ratings"-nature of the site didn't give much more than this) on RubMaps for "Best Wellness Spa". Shrugged, went (actually went to Coco Health Spa first but it was closed, nobody answering the phone so, walked half a mile down the road to Best Wellness).

First impressions bit dicey signage, but very well done once inside, nicely lit and open area with well made beds and curtains separating each, in the front. Matches the pictures from a Google Search. They like it if you call in ahead of time but for the time I was there nobody came in, walk-ins might be fine, dunno.

Language barrier off the bat, don't expect very clear or detailed conversation. The basics work. Agreed on 85 for 90 minutes. Was led, thankfully, to a back room. Darker lighting, 3 beds. Nice music playing. Fresh, folded sheets and towels. Masseuse gave me a minute to don my birthday suit then came back in. Older lady, not particularly attractive but kindly. Found out later her name was Judy.

Massage was ok. Nothing to write home on, covers the basics and leaves only a little room for wanting more. Fast forward 45 minutes and things get fun. Butt play, lot of time on the cheeks, I give the proper replies, hands start moving to inner thigh with each rub, further up. Spread legs more for better access, she takes the hint. Not looking for ass play definitely, but she has this odd technique of skirting damn near and to the sides, trailing to the front and playing with the sack some, rinse repeat. Took hints very well. Flipped over 10 minutes later, she goes straight for the kill. Lubes buddy up and starts stroking. Few seconds later leans in to whisper-ask how much I am tipping. Tad annoyed, somewhat expected. Ask her how much she thinks. Says 80. I counter 60, after a pause she says ok. Goes on for 10 minutes. My age beats my head, I ask her if she will do fuck / suck. She says today is bad day for fuck, she will do suck. Wants 180 (total). I ask about 160. She agrees. She goes down. Head game mediocre, after a while she goes for the nipples and occupies the other hand with stroking along with sucking. Was at the edge, when the first call came in. Had been others but this one she took. Paused only briefly to answer it, then, with little regard for what the other person in the line heard kept stroking, though she paused sucking. Was whatever. This happened 3, 4 more times and each was the same. Brief pause, then she resumes while making the bookings (all were calls to book appointments).

Came in her mouth, we had a laugh about the mess, got a warm steamed towel to clean up. Finished off with a neck / head / leg massage for the last 15. Her goodbye was sweet, I'm handsome apparently, and she would like me to come back. Go figure. Not sure about flying a couple thousand miles from home to do so, tho.

Would reccomend for a quick fix. The price is more than you might think, or not. Wonder if I caught an STD from that.

Ah well.

Cheers lads.

Anyone know which therapists provide this service at Best Wellness?

[Rodsworth]

Welp, time to follow up my own post with a review.

So. The date is 07/17/2019. Did the usual digging around forums and sites that I'm sure the reader has as well, by now.

Will cut to it. After posting my previous query I decided to take a leap. Saw there was a somewhat recent review (though sadly the "Buy Premium to see review details and ratings"-nature of the site didn't give much more than this) on RubMaps for "Best Wellness Spa". Shrugged, went (actually went to Coco Health Spa first but it was closed, nobody answering the phone so, walked half a mile down the road to Best Wellness).

First impressions bit dicey signage, but very well done once inside, nicely lit and open area with well made beds and curtains separating each, in the front. Matches the pictures from a Google Search. They like it if you call in ahead of time but for the time I was there nobody came in, walk-ins might be fine, dunno.

Language barrier off the bat, don't expect very clear or detailed conversation. The basics work. Agreed on 85 for 90 minutes. Was led, thankfully, to a back room. Darker lighting, 3 beds. Nice music playing. Fresh, folded sheets and towels. Masseuse gave me a minute to don my birthday suit then came back in. Older lady, not particularly attractive but kindly. Found out later her name was Judy.

Massage was ok. Nothing to write home on, covers the basics and leaves only a little room for wanting more. Fast forward 45 minutes and things get fun. Butt play, lot of time on the cheeks, I give the proper replies, hands start moving to inner thigh with each rub, further up. Spread legs more for better access, she takes the hint. Not looking for ass play definitely, but she has this odd technique of skirting damn near and to the sides, trailing to the front and playing with the sack some, rinse repeat. Took hints very well. Flipped over 10 minutes later, she goes straight for the kill. Lubes buddy up and starts stroking. Few seconds later leans in to whisper-ask how much I am tipping. Tad annoyed, somewhat expected. Ask her how much she thinks. Says 80. I counter 60, after a pause she says ok. Goes on for 10 minutes. My age beats my head, I ask her if she will do fuck / suck. She says today is bad day for fuck, she will do suck. Wants 180 (total). I ask about 160. She agrees. She goes down. Head game mediocre, after a while she goes for the nipples and occupies the other hand with stroking along with sucking. Was at the edge, when the first call came in. Had been others but this one she took. Paused only briefly to answer it, then, with little regard for what the other person in the line heard kept stroking, though she paused sucking. Was whatever. This happened 3, 4 more times and each was the same. Brief pause, then she resumes while making the bookings (all were calls to book appointments).

Came in her mouth, we had a laugh about the mess, got a warm steamed towel to clean up. Finished off with a neck / head / leg massage for the last 15. Her goodbye was sweet, I'm handsome apparently, and she would like me to come back. Go figure. Not sure about flying a couple thousand miles from home to do so, tho.

Would reccomend for a quick fix. The price is more than you might think, or not. Wonder if I caught an STD from that.

Ah well.

Cheers lads.

[Rodsworth]

Howdy folks,

In DC until Friday and feeling a bit frisky. Just off a trip overseas though, and the piggy bank is a tad drier than I might like.

Have been trying to track down a current, good, massage with nice finish parlour / lady for a bit now but too much is dated or (as LaPerla below, found the salon but can't find a single mention of any other services) above the 140 ish I'll have to work with for this round.

Would prefer longevity / multiple releases over a stunner of a host, for what it's worth. In Central DC, VA somewhat out- bit tricky to slip away from my compatriots to Virginia say, unless the ride was quick and the fare low.

With that in mind, any suggestions? Cheers!

[Scraggy]

Hey everyone, visiting here on business for a couple weeks and I was wondering if anyone has any recommendations for someone who can do an outcall massage to my hotel room? I looked but have not been able to find anyone reputable.

Thanks.

Very spotty availability. Was just there and tried about four providers from AS and RR and couldn't schedule with any. Wound up with LaPerla in all. Excellent massage, HE, nothing more.

Make a lot of calls and hope something clicks!