Massage Parlor Reports

[Amp Forever]

After a long road trip, had to stop at Costco for gas so decided to get some of the stiffness out and walked across the rod to Z & why. Had Lisa (seems every girl I've had there is named Lisa). Cute enough. Good massage with lost of OTC roaming (including between legs) and reach under. On the flip, standard HE. Overall, average visit.

[Dunkinhne]

Thanks fellas. Really appreciate the intel. I was looking for something a little different but figured it wasn't going to be worth it so I reached out to one of KK's friends Annie. Really cute and friendly girl, nice B cups with a tiny rump to hold on to. Solid massage skills, not top tier like Mint, Tara, or Fern but not bad at all. Menu is similar to the others mentioned and she seemed open to more but I didn't push too far given this was my first experience with her. Overall finish was great and I left very relaxed. Of course YMMV but I will repeat just to explore the menu options. Damage was $. 6 including house fee for the hour.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...n/9160755.html

Definitely not even close to none of the pics in any of those links. She's a heavy set "middle eastern" looking woman in her 40/50's. Big boobs that she let me play with. Some FIV action. She did a good.

Job teasing me with an almost BJ that she never did. She did a pretty good massage though. She will.

Let her fingers roam if you don't stop her. I won't repeat but I could see some guys enjoying her maybe. If you like the big woman type that gives a decent massage.

[AcesChris]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...951894217.html

https://www.sandiegomagazine.com/San...beth-Skincare/

https://saraelizabethskincare.com/meet-sara-elizabeth/

Definitely not even close to none of the pics in any of those links. She's a heavy set "middle eastern" looking woman in her 40/50's. Big boobs that she let me play with. Some FIV action. She did a good.

Job teasing me with an almost BJ that she never did. She did a pretty good massage though. She will.

Let her fingers roam if you don't stop her. I won't repeat but I could see some guys enjoying her maybe. If you like the big woman type that gives a decent massage.

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

Any intel on this one? https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

I've seen a few postings and haven't been able to find any reviews after RTFF or multiple searches. Initial contact seemed ok with limited red flags. Thinking about TOFTT and while expectations are low I'm hoping someone could help me prevent a complete waste of those hard earned $'s and time.

Definitely is not any of the pics. Emma is a big woman and the locale is weird. If you can get past her size and look the service was "interesting". I just closed my eyes and imagined I was with Halle Berry.

[BayouJ]

Any intel on this one? https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

I've seen a few postings and haven't been able to find any reviews after RTFF or multiple searches. Initial contact seemed ok with limited red flags. Thinking about TOFTT and while expectations are low I'm hoping someone could help me prevent a complete waste of those hard earned $'s and time.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...951894217.html

https://www.sandiegomagazine.com/San...beth-Skincare/

https://saraelizabethskincare.com/meet-sara-elizabeth/

[GilBang]

It isn't where you go but who you see. YMMV is just as important. Thanks for the info. But that's why we really count on these reports, and why it's a good idea to check back on some AMPs when they get a new face or change management because good service can change at the drop of a hat and vice versa. Personally, I've gone back to spirit wellness 3 times and struck out every single time so unless someone's got some intel for me, I'm crossing it off the list.

Seems like reviews from Garden Fairfax are older and thus, who knows whether it's awful or good. IMHO, as always, more depends on the individual technician than the shop, although long standing MMS of course have a great influence on the quality of the techs. (sort of like great principals can influence greatly the teachers they hire to make great schools).

Amen brothers! A great place can have crap MTs just like a crap location can have great MTs. Take King for example, you see CiCi, it's heaven, you see "the new girl" and sometimes it can be crap as I've come to find out a couple of times.

[TheOuroboros]

Went back to Live again on Columbia Pike. The woman I got was someone I recognized from awhile ago. (never asked her name) I used to go here just for a legit massage and I remember she was very good. No really a looker but not ugly either. They fixed the table shower so now the sprayhead works and the water is hot. The table shower was great with a lot of attention to the fun areas and some strong massage too. Back in the room I got a good professional massage. On the flip she immediately went for a standard Nova ending which was well done. A quick cleanup then a face and scalp massage and some stretching. . 7 house for the hour and. 5 tip. The building is a dump and will most likely be torn down to put in some more apartments like the rest of Columbia Pike. It looks like they are back to a non FS spa.

It isn't where you go but who you see. YMMV is just as important. Thanks for the info. But that's why we really count on these reports, and why it's a good idea to check back on some AMPs when they get a new face or change management because good service can change at the drop of a hat and vice versa. Personally, I've gone back to spirit wellness 3 times and struck out every single time so unless someone's got some intel for me, I'm crossing it off the list.

[Asphalt]

Any intel on this one? https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

I've seen a few postings and haven't been able to find any reviews after RTFF or multiple searches. Initial contact seemed ok with limited red flags. Thinking about TOFTT and while expectations are low I'm hoping someone could help me prevent a complete waste of those hard earned $'s and time.

I've seen her ad somewhere before and I remember she wanted top dollar. It seems to me she was advertising massage but for that money it should have been FS.

[ExplorerUSA]

I was driving in Springfield and decided to stop by Spa Sung. When I got there I noticed that the doors were opened and there was major construction going on. I didn't stop by to ask questions but their website is down as well and no one is answering the phones. Does anyone know if the are just remodeling or shutting down? Anyone know what happened to Amy? While she performs average ST her body and massages are above average. If anyone has any info on her please forward the info. Thanks.

[Dunkinhne]

Any intel on this one? https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

I've seen a few postings and haven't been able to find any reviews after RTFF or multiple searches. Initial contact seemed ok with limited red flags. Thinking about TOFTT and while expectations are low I'm hoping someone could help me prevent a complete waste of those hard earned $'s and time.

[Rhinopole]

Garden in Burke is rad. There are two chicks that work there. Joanna, attractive, 40 something, pretty smile, fit petite frame with B teddies and a nice bubble butt. Lucy, not as pretty as Joanna, but still nice looking 40 something. Thicker frame than Joanna with plump C teddies and a nice handful of booty that you must grab to appreciate as it is all grip, no hip. Both give elite tier massages and a great Hugh Jackman. Joanna is smaller but a touch stronger. Garden is hands down one of my favorite spots.

Frankie.

It's been several years since I've been at Garden Spa in Fairfax. At that time there were 2 hot providers that were worth visiting. But I don't know how it is now. If anyone can say, I'd like to know too.

[Frank Digitola]

Gents, doing some pre-mission planning and have what might seem like a dumb question.

Garden Spa appears to be the name of two places. One in Burke and one in Fairfax. I have also seen some reports that its amazing, and others that its awful. Can anyone clear up which one is supposed to be which?

Hank.

Garden in Burke is rad. There are two chicks that work there. Joanna, attractive, 40 something, pretty smile, fit petite frame with B teddies and a nice bubble butt. Lucy, not as pretty as Joanna, but still nice looking 40 something. Thicker frame than Joanna with plump C teddies and a nice handful of booty that you must grab to appreciate as it is all grip, no hip. Both give elite tier massages and a great Hugh Jackman. Joanna is smaller but a touch stronger. Garden is hands down one of my favorite spots.

Frankie.

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

Agree with you. Bit lacking so I just tell her to get on all four and finish it doggy style.

Not sure why anyone would go to FHOH and not see Sandra. She provides a great massage, is super friendly and provides a great ending. Right now she is my go to.

[MrSunnyHills]

Gents, doing some pre-mission planning and have what might seem like a dumb question.

Garden Spa appears to be the name of two places. One in Burke and one in Fairfax. I have also seen some reports that its amazing, and others that its awful. Can anyone clear up which one is supposed to be which?

Hank.

Seems like reviews from Garden Fairfax are older and thus, who knows whether it's awful or good. IMHO, as always, more depends on the individual technician than the shop, although long standing MMS of course have a great influence on the quality of the techs. (sort of like great principals can influence greatly the teachers they hire to make great schools).

[DougMap]

Regret any confusion caused by the abbreviation.

Yep, I have been there. They are always friendly.