Escort Reports

**Lukkylou** · 08-31-19 13:16

Originally Posted by TJGeek [View Original Post]

Because of my weakness for Eastern European ladies, I saw Laura, aka Ania last time she was in Chicago.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7732259829

https://chicago.rubratings.com/148902

The pictures are her, 20 pounds ago, but OK.

Did the 200/30 min option. Everything started nice but the CBJ was brief and the CFS was rushed. Not GFE. No DATY, no 69, no kissing, but a bit of FIV. Maybe she just had a busy day (it was late) but I would not repeat.

20 pounds? That's A LOT! I remember seeing her when she was petite in the last couple years! So she must be chunky now? Spit out a kid?

**Bruno0727** · 08-31-19 11:56

Lots of various pics. She isn't 25 anymore but maybe very early 30's. She is the woman in the pics (few are when she was younger) but she is the woman in the pics and she is legit. She's not the sharpest tool in the box but she gets the job done and is much above in the looks department.

https://escortalligator.com.chicago..../36805893/1121

**Bbd81** · 08-31-19 11:34

Originally Posted by Bbbuddy [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.chicago....post/36763563/

So I text this one and she sends pics without face and wants to do cardatw when the ad says incall. Then she gives me one location and the 15 minutes later says a town right next door. Well then the deal breaker. This is the second time it's happened that a provider asks for a Dick pick with two fingers in front. Well I'm thinking this is an extortion scam and if you are stupid enough to send a pic they'll comeback with this is a 17 year old girl you're texting so send me $200 or get reported. I just would never send a pic like that. Have any of you had a weird request like this?

It seems like request for face or dik pics have become much more common.

I agree it is not good judgement to send one. If everyone would just stop sending the pics they would stop asking. Just my opinion.

**HakunaMatata** · 08-31-19 09:22

Originally Posted by TJGeek [View Original Post]

She did go by Zuzia (https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/zuzia-escort-chicago-258024#erotic) but not sure if she was NG at any time.

I recall a few tattoos but didn't read them, was busy with other things. Where was the tattoo that said "enjoy me"?

She definitely was NG, I saw her back in 2017. Something happened with NG management probably and she changed name, location and went solo for couple of weeks before leaving. That tattoo is inked on her pussy, that's why I remembered.

**TJGeek** · 08-30-19 23:43

Originally Posted by HakunaMatata [View Original Post]

Is this the same NG girl that used to go by Zuzia? Has tattoo "enjoy me", can't miss it.

She did go by Zuzia (https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/zuzia-escort-chicago-258024#erotic) but not sure if she was NG at any time.

I recall a few tattoos but didn't read them, was busy with other things. Where was the tattoo that said "enjoy me"?

**IntensTipping** · 08-30-19 20:58

Originally Posted by Layne123 [View Original Post]

Searched. Nada.

Any info?

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/1479542

Legit provider. Had basic text back and forth. Gave me her location.

Beautiful face, covers her hair (did not ask why).

Very friendly, smart, interesting, and can hold a conversation. Did not rush, aimed to please.

**HakunaMatata** · 08-30-19 18:36

Originally Posted by TJGeek [View Original Post]

Because of my weakness for Eastern European ladies, I saw Laura, aka Ania last time she was in Chicago.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7732259829

https://chicago.rubratings.com/148902

The pictures are her, 20 pounds ago, but OK.

Did the 200/30 min option. Everything started nice but the CBJ was brief and the CFS was rushed. Not GFE. No DATY, no 69, no kissing, but a bit of FIV. Maybe she just had a busy day (it was late) but I would not repeat.

Is this the same NG girl that used to go by Zuzia? Has tattoo "enjoy me", can't miss it.

**MoneyT** · 08-30-19 15:23

Jordynn just messaged me. She told me she's back in town for the weekend and will be downtown Chicago. IF you haven't had a chance to meet her, I strongly suggest you do. True GFE (no bb, no anal). PM me for her digits.

**MoneyT** · 08-30-19 14:34

Originally Posted by Bbbuddy [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.chicago....post/36763563/

So I text this one and she sends pics without face and wants to do cardatw when the ad says incall. Then she gives me one location and the 15 minutes later says a town right next door. Well then the deal breaker. This is the second time it's happened that a provider asks for a Dick pick with two fingers in front. Well I'm thinking this is an extortion scam and if you are stupid enough to send a pic they'll comeback with this is a 17 year old girl you're texting so send me $200 or get reported. I just would never send a pic like that. Have any of you had a weird request like this?

Honestly I calmest always send them a dic pic. I usually ask for one from them first before I send one.

I have never had a problem. If they won't send one first then I'll pass. Imo, that wasn't the issue on your situation. The issue for me would have been the location change.

**Bbbuddy** · 08-30-19 08:59

https://escortalligator.com.chicago....post/36763563/

So I text this one and she sends pics without face and wants to do cardatw when the ad says incall. Then she gives me one location and the 15 minutes later says a town right next door. Well then the deal breaker. This is the second time it's happened that a provider asks for a Dick pick with two fingers in front. Well I'm thinking this is an extortion scam and if you are stupid enough to send a pic they'll comeback with this is a 17 year old girl you're texting so send me $200 or get reported. I just would never send a pic like that. Have any of you had a weird request like this?

**Lukkylou** · 08-30-19 00:20

Originally Posted by Babaganush [View Original Post]

I saw Carmen a few days ago and Klaudia when she was here some time ago, here's her post from where she came a couple of years ago - (https://independent.com.chicago.list...20270178/julia). IMO they're both why I like ng so much, just hot Polish girls that can take a good pounding without complaining and allow for MSOG on a competitive rate, I don't care much about BBBJ (although always welcome) or GFE or any of that, but of course that's just me. On the flip side, yeah I agree they are a bit business like. Which is fine because you can negotiate extras.

Carmen is a washed out bikini model, if you google her pictures you can look at her ig account at matuszexxxxxxxxxalena although I think she just switched to private. She didn't seem so old in the trade as opposed to most ng girls who are typically hardened prostitutes, she seems more like a girl who used to be a model but she gained weight and got a bit old so now she's finding new ways to make some extra cash, which is awesome. Pros: she still has an amazing body and great fake tits, and she is one of the tightest girls I've seen in ng (and I think I've seen almost all of them). Cons: she's very mechanical and can't take as much pounding as other ng, plus she doesn't like that you touch her face or kissing because it ruins her makeup. She charged me 4 benjies for 1 h, which is a rip off because that's the price of a higher end agency with college girls.

Klaudia I still need to see, but yeah if I recall she was a bit mechanical and businesslike as well as the blogs suggests. Hopefully won't be 4 benjies as well otherwise definitely a no go, for 2. 5 benjies is probably worth a visit.

I wouldn't recommend LFK, DFK or DATY on these girls, I remember talking to one of them some time ago and she said she's been in business for more than 5 years. Still is my favorite spot in Chicago, but rates definitely need to come down otherwise is best to go to high end agencies.

The euro ****** are definitely not worth the money they're charging. Can't remember the last time one was above average. Going to have to pay the premium at MCE or get a new SB.

**TJGeek** · 08-29-19 23:49

Because of my weakness for Eastern European ladies, I saw Laura, aka Ania last time she was in Chicago.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7732259829

https://chicago.rubratings.com/148902

The pictures are her, 20 pounds ago, but OK.

Did the 200/30 min option. Everything started nice but the CBJ was brief and the CFS was rushed. Not GFE. No DATY, no 69, no kissing, but a bit of FIV. Maybe she just had a busy day (it was late) but I would not repeat.

**Babaganush** · 08-29-19 18:59

Originally Posted by CivicSi213 [View Original Post]

I gave everyone the heads up on time wasting. The current NG lineup is not good. To start I am certain Carmen pictures are completely outdated / fake. Klaudia is very business like, but has real pictures. I do not recommend either!

I saw Carmen a few days ago and Klaudia when she was here some time ago, here's her post from where she came a couple of years ago - (https://independent.com.chicago.list...20270178/julia). IMO they're both why I like ng so much, just hot Polish girls that can take a good pounding without complaining and allow for MSOG on a competitive rate, I don't care much about BBBJ (although always welcome) or GFE or any of that, but of course that's just me. On the flip side, yeah I agree they are a bit business like. Which is fine because you can negotiate extras.

Carmen is a washed out bikini model, if you google her pictures you can look at her ig account at matuszexxxxxxxxxalena although I think she just switched to private. She didn't seem so old in the trade as opposed to most ng girls who are typically hardened prostitutes, she seems more like a girl who used to be a model but she gained weight and got a bit old so now she's finding new ways to make some extra cash, which is awesome. Pros: she still has an amazing body and great fake tits, and she is one of the tightest girls I've seen in ng (and I think I've seen almost all of them). Cons: she's very mechanical and can't take as much pounding as other ng, plus she doesn't like that you touch her face or kissing because it ruins her makeup. She charged me 4 benjies for 1 h, which is a rip off because that's the price of a higher end agency with college girls.

Klaudia I still need to see, but yeah if I recall she was a bit mechanical and businesslike as well as the blogs suggests. Hopefully won't be 4 benjies as well otherwise definitely a no go, for 2. 5 benjies is probably worth a visit.

I wouldn't recommend LFK, DFK or DATY on these girls, I remember talking to one of them some time ago and she said she's been in business for more than 5 years. Still is my favorite spot in Chicago, but rates definitely need to come down otherwise is best to go to high end agencies.

**CivicSi213** · 08-29-19 15:58

Originally Posted by TJGeek [View Original Post]

Went to see the two new NG2 girls by the lake.

Carmen.

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...92-254580.html

https://chicago.rubratings.com/149867

Klaudia.

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...92-257686.html

https://chicago.rubratings.com/149898

Started by calling Carmen who did not pick up (see below about failed meeting last week), so called Klaudia, we talked and set up a meeting in 45 min. Just as I'm parking, she tells me she needs to push back 30 min. I ask why and tell her I am walking over to her place. She tells me she is not there. We go back and forth (I don't feel like waiting) and she suggest I see Carmen who is there. So I call Carmen again and we start texting back and forth. She is up for a meeting so I tell her I am at her place, she asks to wait 5 min.

A few minutes later, a lady who looks very similar to Carmen, walks into the building (no makeup and body much heavier than the pictures), and then Carmen texts me that she can't see me because I tried setting up a meeting with Klaudia and her at the same time. I text her that it was Klaudia's suggestion that I see her instead. Needless back and forth texting and 30 min go by so I ask Klaudia if she is back and ready now to which she responds with more excuses and that she can't make it work today.

By this point, I've wasted too much time waiting and texting, so I asked Klaudia to call me to sort this out. She was nice enough to call and I explained that I was not trying to book two appointments at the same time and only followed her suggestion to see Carmen, but she started giving me excuses about how guys don't show up, blah, blah, blah.

So bottom line, I wasted 2 hrs (with driving and finding parking), only to have neither NG at the place for when they said they were available. This pissed me off even more since last week I set up a meeting with Carmen in the late afternoon and despite a Cubs game 2 blocks away and no parking under $40, I showed up and she texted me that we can't meet because she is tired. So, it is not unlike past NGs double booking guys and then showing having to wait an hour or not getting a reply.

I really want the NG to be successful so they keep coming back. The last 2 NG shared their challenges and complaints of their situation with me (as have others) and I gave some suggestions, with one NG I kept in touch by email to help her out and get more business. But, as long as they can't keep a schedule, they will suffer. Also, jacking up the prices is not helpful. I can go to 262 and have a great time with at least 5 of their ladies. Plus, the new location by the lake is not only hard to get too (especially when the Cubs are playing) but parking is hard to find (and an extra 15 to 20 min).

I'd like to hear other's experiences with these two NG, but the few posts have not been positive..

I gave everyone the heads up on time wasting. The current NG lineup is not good. To start I am certain Carmen pictures are completely outdated / fake. Klaudia is very business like, but has real pictures. I do not recommend either!