Massage Parlor Reports

[Carrots]

Recently visited KMS and paid for an hour session with Coco. Her appearance is on par with how others have described her, so I was very excited for our time together. However, from the very beginning the whole thing felt rushed, she didn't really seem too much into it but I was willing to let that slide since she was very attractive. After the 1st pop, she offered a massage, but had to go out to greet another customer. After talking to the customer for 5 minutes or so, she came back and ended my session. I was only there for about 20 minutes. She didn't offer any refund initially, and when I asked, she only gave back $20. I left feeling very disappointed and probably wouldn't go back to see her again. Wish I had more positive things to say, but I guess this kind of stuff happens.

[Hamilton4]

Been out of this hobby for a while but thinking of making a return. Was wondering if yuki is still around at gg?

She is not at GG and she isn't in Orlando right now either. Do yourself a favor and forget GG there are better options available right now. Check out U Massage, KMS or Shangri-La. Be safe.

Hamilton4.

[ElAgua]

Been out of this hobby for a while but thinking of making a return. Was wondering if yuki is still around at gg?

[Mitch1111]

Well, Orlando Trip Plans went to heck, with no free time at all, but.

I dreamed on the way to the Hotel from the Airport that I stopped by you / Shangra La, greeted by CoCo (surprisingly very small, under 5' maybe, tiny hands and darling face with bolt-ons), started with Topless Massage until TS was free, then full nude soapy slide w BBBJ tease, then back to the room for more BBBJ tease and cfs in several positions, smiles, laughs, crazy fun personality and super fun all around, best part of the trip, just wish had more time for visitors to my room or time before flight to visit you / Shangra La again, but then I woke up.

Thanks to all you Anons for posting, without this page, it would be the dark ages out there.

[Ballsagna]

https://orlando.rubratings.com/135777

I recently saw Monica when she had a $120 flat hour special. She works out of her home near JYP and CFP. She is probably early-30's and I guess a smaller BBW. I prefer petite women in general, but for bodyrubs I am open minded to different women. She does a nude bodyrub and allows mutual touching. According to her website, she offers greek service, but not typical FS.

She is a bubbly person, very easy going, and fun to talk to and hang out with. Open to discuss anything and has a good disposition about her. The massage itself was just okay. She kind of sat on the bed and rubbed my back and butt and thighs, but it did not have that real sensual feel to it. However, on the flip, she was basically stroking me for what seemed like a half hour while we were just talking. The massage portion wasn't all that great, but her stroking junior while we talked was actually really nice. While she stroked me, I was rubbing up her legs and started to FIV. She smelled clean and we started talking about sex in general and I believe she mentioned that she sometimes can squirt. So I told her I wanted to make her squirt so I went for DATY. Probably 15 min of that and she was enjoying but did not get the waterfall that I was hoping for. She tasted great though. She asked if I wanted her to get a cover and I said no, and I just asked her to stroke me while we kissed and I played with her.

We took a shower together after and it was just a nice overall time. She said that she doesn't normally offer FS, but that if the mood is right, she goes with the flow. So YMMV on that. I was probably there a total of 1. 5 hours and I gave her the flat fee of $120. I do recommend her.

[AmpGuru]

I frequent here quite often; however, I had one of the worst experiences at an AMP at You Massage. Saw some girl with a tattoo on the back of her neck. She kind of looks half Asian and half Hispanic. Taller than most girls and enhanced chest. (Anyway, I asked for the hr and it was not busy. The lady said hhr instead. I said ok. Asked if I wanted ts and I said yes. I didn't even get to lay down. She just washed my body without soap for approximately 45 seconds and took me back to the room. No previews or anything.

Back in the room she requested $. 80 for FS. I declined and asked for $. 40 because I thought that was standard LOL. She then tries for $. 70 and I just tell her that I'm going to leave. I never have to put up with shit like this at the top tier locations here. Worst part about it she says "I do special for you $. 20 for BBBJ. She's literally holding my arm for me to stay in the room. So I go along with it. She didn't even do a BBBJ for more than 25 seconds. AND she only had the tip in.

Does anyone know the name of this girl? Holy crap, don't see her.

Based on your experience, it definitely sounds like it was Ruby. The height comment confirmed it.

[Rudiger]

As I said in that post, I always get an hour, and the latest price was $$. 4 for everything, as set by 1st gen BO. Pretty sure 45 still runs $$, which is what BO used to ask for 30, but that was a bit much, so I guess they tacked on a bit more time for that price bracket. I never get less than an hour, though. I also always pay up front, and really just focus on the total. I also have no interest in haggle, and no issue tipping proper for optimal service.

$$. 6 was old school CB pricing.

I just don't get AMP rates around here. I realize it's Orlando but, c'Mon. , even Honolulu AMPs, previously the highest in the country, topped out at $$ for a full-menu, E-ticket ride hour. I guess it's whatever the market will bear.

[MisterFixIt]

Drew a new girl named Tina and she was 22 yo with natural B's and a full ass. Had a great table shower with a BBBJDT and I mean lips pressed firmly against my body DT. Never met anyone who could take all of me in like that. I"m thinking to myself that this is going to be one to remember. Well, I wasn't wrong but not for the reasons I would have hoped. As soon as we got back to the room she gave me another 5 minutes of BBBJDT and it was insane. I started DATY and the grumbling began, she was resistant to everything. She wanted to slip the cover on and get it over with. I told her she needs to relax and let me do what I came here to do. Things went from bad to worse from that point on. She griped about every little move I made until I finally got up and said I was finished and I want my money back. She immediately gave me the donation back but getting the house fee was another story. Long and short of it is that I did get a full refund. Since the re-opening this place has gone to the shitter. My first visit back was amazing but since then its been nothing but disappointing. They've completely lost me as a customer and what a shame because I have lots of fond memories of that place back in the day. If you're considering making a stop there I strongly encourage you to re-think your decision. Sure you may get lucky and have a nice time but more often than not you'll leave disappointed.

Be safe and stay strong.

Hamilton4.

Went there for the 1st time about a week before you did. Didn't get the girls name but she had a tat on the lower part of her stomach and nice, natural c cup tits. I could tell for the most part she was going through the motions but I was kind of in a hurry myself so I didn't mind LOL. I wasn't looking for a message on this particular trip, just a release. BBBJ while getting table shower, back to the room, more BBBJ, cg, BOOM, then back to the car. Nice & relaxed!

[LawChase]

I've always hated having my massages interrupted with business matters. I actually really enjoyed the precedent that BO set, where you paid in full without even seeing your provider. If the expectation is low, it's worth the risk to wait until after. At tier one establishments, I prefer putting everything up front, and from the sounds of some of these reviews, so do the providers.

The standard hour at BO was $$. 4. I don't even remember being given a menu for anything less, except less time. CB had a menu, which topped out at $$. 6, so with competition, prices have come down a bit. Whenever I go to shang or the you, I tip the BO standard hour, have never discussed it, and am always taken very well care of. I also patronized most of these places with a TOFTT attitude, before I had the advantage of the internet. I don't even think I found this thread before visiting either of the aforementioned places.

Anyone reading this has it good. Unless you have some extreme circumstances (disabled, geriatric, disfigured, hideously ugly, morbidly obese, etc.), and you venture into one of these tier one places, I highly suggest you do the same. Odds are your experience will be much more positive.

Judging from your brief description (only one I can think of with memorable gums), and a previous post about the same provider in a similar situation, I'd say you drew Yoyo. I've seen her twice in total, once at shang, and once back at BB, and was both times given the full TS treatment, and had an excellent, un-rushed session. I would be surprised actually to hear people speak of a bad time with this girl, did I not know the difference in etiquette. If it's abnormal for you because the other providers you see don't require consideration up front, it's probably because she's had bad experience with it, as she has been doing this for a while.

Also remember that getting your money back isn't completely unheard of.

Yep. I don't like interruptions of negotiations either.

Some even ask you to give the tip to them in the middle of the session.

I guess some of them had bad experiences of not getting a fair amount.

So the rest for us have to suffer, occasionally.

[LawChase]

Did you read the review that was above your message? That clearly tells you what I think.

Be safe brother.

Hamilton4.

I think I missed the message bro.

[VitaminSteeb]

Are your numbers below for everything or is this the tip beyond the massage time fee?

So since the south Florida deal I have avoided the AMP's totally but has the pricing really gone that high up.

45 minutes was $$ total now I'm seeing $$. 4 to $$. 6 I mean you could see a 1st class provider for those prices.

As I said in that post, I always get an hour, and the latest price was $$. 4 for everything, as set by 1st gen BO. Pretty sure 45 still runs $$, which is what BO used to ask for 30, but that was a bit much, so I guess they tacked on a bit more time for that price bracket. I never get less than an hour, though. I also always pay up front, and really just focus on the total. I also have no interest in haggle, and no issue tipping proper for optimal service.

$$. 6 was old school CB pricing.

[AedeGreat]

Dreamt I went to You Massage this past weekend and had an hour with Coco. Massage was pretty good and the rest of the dream was great. She cracked my bones which made me laugh but it was pretty good. Overall great dream. Standard tip for hr w / BBBJ, Russian, CG, RCG, Doggy & Mish.

[Flfun1012]

Had a great time at Magic this morning, I think her name was Ginny or Jenny. Great massage and great FS ending.

[Hordor]

Is posh a Chinese massage or Korean?

Thanks for the heads up.

The dude abides.

Posh has Chinese girls working there.

[Lebowski69]

I dreamed I was in the parking lot after finishing shopping at Ace hardware. This was a familiar dream as I dreamed I was here before. In this dream, I drew a different girl than my last dream. The girl in my dream was in her 30's, wore glasses, had shoulder length hair with nice tits and a full sexy figure. In my dream this girl spoke excellent English. She was very friendly. In my dream I didn't get a TS as in my last dream, the TS was just okay. I did an hour for. 80 $. The massage was very good and was sensual. The session wasn't rushed. She made we get very excited and I couldn't wait for the flip. She gave me a little prostate massage that was a warm up for the main event. She was talking dirty to me and gave me a great HE session, in fact one for the ages. During the HE session she was making these cute sexy noises and was getting into it. She really seemed to enjoy the show. She allowed some OTC roaming and then the dream came to a climatic end with the eruption of Mount St. Helens. The explosion ended up all over her hands and all over my body, but the aftermath was cleaned up softly with a warm towel. I am glad I had another dream of this place and hopefully I will will another dream about this place again soon. Standard tip.

Is posh a Chinese massage or Korean?

Thanks for the heads up.

The dude abides.