Massage Parlor Reports

**Noctis4569** · 08-29-19 23:44

Hey I'm from out of town and looking for some action in the Markham area. Apparently, I'll be in Markham quite a bit so I guess I need to get to know it. I could rent a car or uber. Doesn't matter. I'm most interested in EMPs. But I'm open to anything eve.

Non MPs. SW, clubs or AMPs. I don't know the area and I understand Chicago isn't the place to make a wrong turn in. So any guidance would be great. If anyone is headed to MI specifically Det or GR I'll be happy to return the favor.

**WretchedBliss** · 08-29-19 18:58

Originally Posted by ForFunTonite [View Original Post]

Forgot to mention I'll be renting a car so can travel. Thanks again TJ Geek!

Good Hunting Everyone.

FFT.

You should also try SXL Spa in the South Loop. It's a great place! You can drive there, but I recommend Uber / Lyft since parking could get tough around there.

**Member #6027** · 08-29-19 14:02

Based on where you're at you could easily walk over to Green Spa on Halsted. Its nothing fancy but it is consistent and will give you what you're looking for. If you don't mind driving you could head north a little bit and go to either Ozone or Oki Doki (easy to get to from where you're at). Both of those places are a couple of steps up from Green Spa quality wise (and price wise too). Good luck.

Originally Posted by ForFunTonite [View Original Post]

Thanks for the response TJGeek.

I'll be a few blocks North East of Hwy 290 & 90, Near the Presidential Towers if that's a good landmark to use?

Thanks again,

FFT.

**For Fun Tonite** · 08-29-19 09:24

Originally Posted by ForFunTonite [View Original Post]

Thanks for the response TJGeek.

I'll be a few blocks North East of Hwy 290 & 90, Near the Presidential Towers if that's a good landmark to use?

Thanks again,

FFT.

Forgot to mention I'll be renting a car so can travel. Thanks again TJ Geek!

Good Hunting Everyone.

FFT.

**For Fun Tonite** · 08-28-19 17:12

Originally Posted by TJGeek [View Original Post]

Tell us what are of Chicago you are staying and if you can travel around (car, Uber) as the city is large and things are spread out.

Thanks for the response TJGeek.

I'll be a few blocks North East of Hwy 290 & 90, Near the Presidential Towers if that's a good landmark to use?

Thanks again,

FFT.

**Member #6027** · 08-28-19 14:43

I went to this sort of new place in the loop (another office building setup). It recently appeared on the other site. You should avoid.

First off, the MT tried to charge more than what their ad said. It was hard to argue with her though because she spoke almost no english. Get to the room and there is a sign that says something to the effect of keep your pants on during the massage. I assume that meant keep your underwear on (again there are real language issues at this place). Either way, I ignored the sign and stripped down as usual. MT didn't say anything, and in fact she had the towel off of me for a lot of the massage.

Massage was pretty bad, but sort of in line with similar places. The worst part was the music. The MT didn't know how to work the cd player so it was super loud and it kept skipping. I listened to the same terrible song over and over again until she finally gave up on the music.

At the end of my hour she said time's up, and was out the door. All I got was a headache.

**TJGeek** · 08-28-19 13:37

Originally Posted by ForFunTonite [View Original Post]

Hello Gentlemen,

I'm visiting Chicago soon and looking for any good recommendations for a great bodyrub with possible extras. Just a simple no hassle experience while in town. Is there a preferred site to use for Chicago massages? I use RubRatings often in StL. PM me if you'd like.

If you're ever in St. Louis I can provide great options here as well!

Thanks,

FFT.

Tell us what are of Chicago you are staying and if you can travel around (car, Uber) as the city is large and things are spread out.

**For Fun Tonite** · 08-28-19 13:23

Hello Gentlemen,

I'm visiting Chicago soon and looking for any good recommendations for a great bodyrub with possible extras. Just a simple no hassle experience while in town. Is there a preferred site to use for Chicago massages? I use RubRatings often in StL. PM me if you'd like.

If you're ever in St. Louis I can provide great options here as well!

Thanks,

FFT.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 08-27-19 23:27

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

She runs ads on a site called "bedpage" and gets offended of anyone brings up the topic of fun. Go figure.

Just looked at the ad. If you are a proper lady of refined manners, get the tit pics off of bed page. Moreover, get off of bed page and maybe go open up a nice little storefront day spa.

**BenBeck** · 08-27-19 15:52

Originally Posted by Rtyclp [View Original Post]

Lucky Spa on Western was busted recently too.

The luck seems to have run out.

**BenBeck** · 08-27-19 15:51

Originally Posted by JackRam [View Original Post]

She's been discussed many times on this forum and every discussion is the same. No fun and when you bring up the topic of fun she gets offended. Also, I'm pretty sure it's been a long time since she was 26.

She runs ads on a site called "bedpage" and gets offended of anyone brings up the topic of fun. Go figure.

**JackRam** · 08-27-19 10:12

Originally Posted by Dgordon630 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one? Feel free to DM.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs...a/9001505.html

She's been discussed many times on this forum and every discussion is the same. No fun and when you bring up the topic of fun she gets offended. Also, I'm pretty sure it's been a long time since she was 26.