Massage Parlor Reports

[DougMap]

Been to Time Therapy. Quite good. 60 dollars for 60 minutes 100 for 90 minutes 40 dollar tip. Roaming allowed. Good job after the flip. Worth it will go back. Girls were ok too. Not gold diggers like others I have had.

[DougMap]

Long Time monger. First time poster but then I just learned of this site a few weeks ago CH Spa was ok, but no HE. Went in they had quite a few girls then they decided on this younger woman for me. She gave a straight legit massage. I am new back to the area and looking for old haunts they used to give HE at CH Spa but now I guess it depends and YMMV from girl to girl. Will go back for a legit massage but I imagine the time investment will be too much to get an HE not worth the effort is my guess.

[JmSuttr]

Went to Top in McClean based on reports of rimming. My masseuse was Mimi (I think) who was kinda cute with an ok body. Overall session was ok but I did not get rimmed like other reports. Don't know why not. May try again.

IME, there isn't a mandatory list of extras that AMP owners and managers tell the women they must provide. These women are pros and are smart enough to figure out what's the usual menu for any place they choose to work. And, if they want to provide fewer (or more) options, they'll usually just move to another AMP that fits their preferred style.

That being said, there's still the potential for a lot of variation among individual AMP women. That's why it's important to always get the name of your provider and include it in any review. Maybe Mimi isn't into rimming but maybe others are. And it's also worth noting that rimming is probably close to the top of the list when it comes to YMMV factors. It's been discussed before in the forum that it all comes down to the individual provider because the same AMP can have good, bad, and in-between.

[JmSuttr]

Also a question to you all.

I've seen a few ads like this https://dc.rubratings.com/126782 (in case it gets filtered, its the dc rubratings link to those Russian ads where they say they're based in Dupont). Are those legit? As someone in the district, it'd be very convenient to not have to drive 45 minutes to some place. Anyone have any feedback? I've reverse image searched a few of the ads. Some of the pictures yield nothing and sometimes it's an obscure Russian page. Hopefully my two reviews earn me some good will so feel free to PM if you have details.

There are occasionally Russian or Ukrainian women who come down from NY and work in the Dupont area. Some advertise for FBSM and others for escort services. But they usually have NY phone numbers so I'd be careful about the ad in your link. Lately I've seen a number of ads that appear to be spam or scams and, rather than listing email addresses as their contact info, they use 304 numbers. That's not to say every 304 ad is bogus, but I'd suggest doing extra homework to confirm.

About the legit Russians who come down from NY, they often are very attractive even though they tend to use fake pics. But, for whatever level of service they provide, be prepared to pay a premium price. If you've ever visited any of the Russian apartment outfits in Midtown Manhattan you'll know the drill.

FWIW, here's a recent ad that might fit what you're looking for.

https://dc.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/wash...a/9160727.html

I don't have any personal intel, and this isn't a recommendation, but if you search her number you'll find an ad in NJ and her personal website. And on her website you'll see what I mean about pricing.

https://adultsearch.com/new-jersey/j...y-rubs/1164874

http://russianmila.escorts.biz/

Happy hunting and stay safe!

[Frank Digitola]

I thought I was the only one here with a car! You're right DD Lilly in Fredericksburg is excellent.

For those of us in the southern part of Northern Virginia or who don't mind a bit of a drive, Lily at Cicis Oriental massage in Fredericksburg has been worth a couple trips for me. She has a great set of natural D's, is younger (early 30's) and has a cute, bubbly personality to match.

Shoutout to these brahs. Prior to my impromptu visit to Silk Spa and receiving a Six Sigma Black Belt level teddy bang from that buxom, Korean angel, Blue, I had very different plans for my weekend. My fantasy football draft was Saturday afternoon at my brahs place in Hoodbridge. I was all geared up to attend my draft, eat, and then go discover these Fredericksburg teddies that our beloved brahs hipped us to. However since I popped with the fury of 7 black market firecrackers the day before, I decided to chill out, enjoy draft night and crash with my brahs. In the morning, which is a stretch since we slept until almost noon, we get up and hit Cracker Barrel. I'm now stuffed full of pancakes and all I want to do now is get another massage and pop again. I don't know WTF is up with these carnal moments I've been having lately where I just want to cheat day and then pop all over big teddied Asian women, but I like it.

I call the AMP. I ask if Lily is there, am assured she is, make an appointment, and I head over. I arrived and the shopping center is right behind a few establishments that are open and bustling. The shopping center itself was full of places that are closed on Sunday and the parking lot had some Vanilla Sky, I Am Legend shit going on. I was the only car there. I walk in and I'm greeted by an attractive enough, late 40's Chinese lady who is the woman I spoke to on the phone. She acknowledges she spoke to me on the phone and then takes me to the room, has me undress, and then leads me to the table shower.

This woman has me disrobe, and I lay down on, not a generic kmp table shower, but something that looks like a giant, infant bath on a stand. Thing was super comfortable. The older chick starts to begin my shower and I ask her her name. I know she's not Lily. This woman is too old and has two spider bites with nipples attached where huge teddies should be. I remind her that I requested Lily. She tells me she is Lily. I tell her she's not and she accuses me of never coming there before and not knowing who is who or what is what. Armed with my pro tip, I tell her I haven't been in years, used to see Cindy, and that my buddy suggested I return to try Lily. She realizes she's been checkmated and leaves to get Lily.

Lily walks into the shower room. She is an extremely cute, tall and slim Chinese girl. If she's older than 33 I'd be surprised. She has on jeans and a t-shirt. The latter article of clothing is getting its ass kicked by very plump teddies. I see the outline of a bra and begin to hope it's not the real star of this show. I tell her that she is beautiful and that her shirt is cute. She asks "my shirt or these?" (pointing at the teddies) I tell her "both" and she laughs. She tells me "your outfit was cute too. You looked very handsome. I was watching you on the camera when you walked in. " I thank her, tell her that that was some creepy shit to say out loud and we share a laugh. She begins my shower.

This is interesting for me as I've never received a table shower at a Chinese place. It wasn't playful / sensual like Korean ones. She leaned in and cleaned me like I was Madeline about to get my appendix out. The junior portion began and that was a bit playful. We caught eyes and smiled and she leaned in, pecked me on the lips and then leaned in more and we full on kiss. No tongue though. She dried me off and then led me to the room for the massage.

On the way, Not Lily was standing by the door and asked if I wanted 4 hand. I tell her thanks but no thanks. Persistent this one. Lily starts the massage and I was a little curious about this portion of the visit. When good ole Smitty Brah described her style as "medium rhythmic pressure" I thought the massage would be just okay. However her massage was really good. It definitely wasn't as strong and skillful as KK, Kiko, or Lucy, but the massage she gave me was definitely as good as the one I got from Norma. Seriously. I was super relaxed. Tease game was on point and I'm flipped.

She opened the flip by rubbing and kissing me all over the front (not on Junior and the fellas though) and asking if I would take good care of her. I tell her yes. She asked "how much?" I started negotiations at 4, she asked if I wanted to see her teddies. I tell her I do. She asks if she can have more. I offer 6, and it's game on. I'd like to add that she was very nice and upbeat. This negotiation was not a grilling session, just a polite, smile filled inquiry. She accepts and takes off her shirt and bra.

Okay. Brahs. Brahs? Okay. I'm a goddamn teddies connoisseur. If I tell you Google someone for a body comparison. That's full on comparison. Teddies size, nipple placement, areola circumference, all of that stuff is factored in. Google "Estelle Taylor bikini". Lily has a frame very very similar to her, but Estelle Taylor's teddies are a touch bigger. Google "Gianna Michaels 21" and look at early career pictures of Gianna's teddies and that's exactly what Lily's teddies look like. Size, volume, nipples, everything. I was thoroughly impressed. And she not only pulled them out, she tells me after she takes it off "touch them, kiss them" and brings them to my face before I can even lift my arms. I roamed, licked, kissed and enjoyed the hell out of her teddies. She kissed me again and started my Hugh Jackman as I am harder than the placement test to get into MIT. I'm having a blast but Fake Lily apparently set a timer up in the room and the thing started going off before I popped. Lily was however not derailed. She kept going and after a few minutes I had a nice, strong pop. She cleaned me up thoroughly I get dressed and she leads me to the front. I give her a hug and kiss on the lips and say "Thanks again Lily. " Not Lily, who is manning the reception desk asks "which Lily? We are both Lily." I give her a hug too, commend her on her lie commitment and leave. Update time!

Frankie Digitola Big Teddies Hall of Fame.

1. Kiko. Still queen. Magnificent.

2. Tara. Legend and owner of the second biggest teddies on the list.

3. Blue. She's still there with the bronze. Three days removed and I'm still mesmerized by the ted bang she administered.

4. Lily. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would stumble upon a pretty, slim, Chinese girl with prime Gianna Michaels teddies attached. Wonderful.

5. Apple. Thick, 20 something Thai with terrific teds.

6. Vandara. Age defying and wonderful teddies.

7. Nikki. Owner of the biggest teddies in the HOF. Some of the nicest, biggest natty teddies you'll ever see.

Two HOFers added over one weekend? Not bad at all.

Frankie.

[Asphalt]

After reading a post from a few pages back I decided to try Bamboo in Springfield. They open earlier than most, which I like, and I got there around 9 15 am. Leeya took me to the room and collected the. 8 house fee. The table is basic plywood with mattress on top but very comfortable anyway and pretty wide. Her English is pretty good and she even knew what a scapula was. Her massage was pretty good too if a bit on the lighter side of things. Still enough pressure to make that worthwhile. The music was late 50's, early 60's crooner and ballad light rock, almost doowop at times.

As the previous poster said, she's older but has a nice slender figure. Nothing at all made me feel rushed. Unlimited roaming and a good NOVA finish. I will see her again for sure.

On the way out she introduced me to Sophie. Ouch! Almost an oriental version of the "Where's the beef" lady and chronic smokers voice to boot. I won't see her unless someone can vouch for some talent that would cause me to close my eyes and try it.

[Jim Rob]

After work I gave this place a visit because of a post on this board. Let me tell you Brahs something, don't waste your time. Now the girl for AMP Nova standards was young and hot!! She told me she 32. I'm thinking late 30's. But for NOVA that's barley legal.

Now the massage was quick, it was mostly ball teasing that got me going.

On the flip she said how much you give. Ugh. I said I will take care of you. She was very pushy, which seems standard now and wanted 140 for a CBJ. I was like are you kidding! She said no, I asked how much is everything? She said that's 160, I mean 180. I found this funny how insane her prices are.

I said okay I want everything, she grabs my clothes bring them to me, then wants the money. I said okay, but you get naked. She's like yeah yeah I get naked. I said all I got is 140, but I want everything. I was told no no over and over. I honestly was tired of her shit and said okay.

She didn't take off her underwear, I said you told me you would get naked, she's says no. On period. I knew that was a lie because she was willing everything for 180. She barely let me suck the teddies?? But honestly CBJ are a waste of time, I'd rather just have a hand.

She said next time bring more and you get more. These places won't get repeat customers with this service. Now I did notice when I grabbed her ass, she must have been wearing the largest pad In the world, I think they wear those to lie about being on period.

Place sucks, don't waste your times brahhhsss.

[PixelsAndGrids]

Went to Papaya on below review. On side of a building in a little office park. Saw same girl as below, very pretty, slender and with lots of energy. Asked me if second time? I said "sure, but it's been awhile". The TS was good, it was fast but everything was scrubbed. The massage was good, like a good rub down. She did work on some knots. She was humming and very playful, lots of brushing against hands. She used a Heater to get warm after TS and lots of warm towels and working on each section of back, arms and legs. I was so relaxed, it seemed like forever and I thought my time was going to run out.

Then lights went low, towels came off and she was already topless and rubbing breasts on back, she flipped me over and lots of mutual playing, she did lots of moaning and moving as I worked her faster. She finally jumped off, straddled me and camel slide and I was done. Great time had by all (even if she was faking, it was good enough for me). $. 6.

Was the camel slide skin to skin?

[Jim Rob]

I remember her well. She was not only hot. But when she got fully into it, everything was offered. I was really sorry to see her leave the trade.

I think she's working out in New Jersey now.

[PilotAviator]

https://easternspa.business.site/

In some places (google / yelp) the Rolling Road 3rd floor is listed as Eastern Spa (abbreviated E Spa).

On the door, it says "A Spa".

Whatever vowel you choose, the MT is a very nice C-lady who provides a very good massage (deep tissue to medium to light).

The facility continues to be under construction (it closed for a few months in the Spring. There is no dust, just not yet finished. No TS at A Spa).

0. 6 hour / tips appreciated.

Alwasy be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Tophat31]

Anyone seeing Natalia, advertising on craigslist as Customizable Massage? You have to email first to get a number. Says she's located near Ballston Mall which is good for me since its metro accessible. Her ad says she does sensual which was promising but when I texted asking if release was extra, she stopped answering me. I plan to TOFTT but if anyone's already seen her, let me know. Thanks.

Interesting. Can you link us the ad?

[RustyMuffler]

Due to my travels, I occasionally check out other areas to see what they have to offer. It seems that the DC area, and to a great extent Baltimore, suffer from a dearth of white options for massage.

I don't travel the Northeast Corridor, so I haven't spent much time looking there. But I see caucasians offering Rs&Ts everywhere from Southern California, Seattle, Las Vegas, Dallas-Fort Worth, Chicago, Nashville, Charlotte, Raleigh, Atlanta, and several locales in Florida.

Florida makes sense due to all the retirees down there. Both those wanting just massages with extras and the somewhat younger, early retirees, who provide those services.

Anybody have any ideas about what makes the DC area different from the rest of these areas?

Yea I figured as much. Just not too many caucasian in the massage scene. Unless anyone know of some hit caucasian providers?

[MiRoad]

Tom,

Do you remember Krystal Klear? Sexy strawberry blonde with an ass. She retired back in 2013. She was a really sweet girl and hot as hell. Really got into her sessions. She would do FS or massage. At the time I was a newbie and stuck to the massage and boy do I regret that. Anyway, this topic reminded me of her.

I remember her well. She was not only hot. But when she got fully into it, everything was offered. I was really sorry to see her leave the trade.

[JamesBlond007]

Yea I figured as much. Just not too many caucasian in the massage scene. Unless anyone know of some hit caucasian providers?

Another one to consider is Nadia Desiree. She's not lily white, but she's non-asian which is what I assume you mean. Strictly HJ only, but smokin hot, and does it full nude for a little more green.

[Member #6804]

Anyone seeing Natalia, advertising on craigslist as Customizable Massage? You have to email first to get a number. Says she's located near Ballston Mall which is good for me since its metro accessible. Her ad says she does "sensual" which was promising but when I texted asking if release was extra, she stopped answering me. I plan to TOFTT but if anyone's already seen her, let me know. Thanks.