2006 General Reports

[Moe Moe]

What is the going rate for the chicks on the Block? What is the best time to go get em? I read up here that people have found some nice looking women who are not drugged out on the block.

[Larry 56]

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/loc...home-headlines


They are also saying that there are a lot of PROFESSIONALS at Rash Field. Hey, this is a great city!


Larry!

[Baltimonger]

Baltimore mongering 101:

Yes I am guilty of reading and gathering intel and participating without sharing so here I go. I have had somewhat good and bad luck on the scene. We all have somewhat good and bad luck.Have ran into alot of skanks with body odor and bad acne. Not my cup of tea. You're mongering in the wrong city!Last week picked up a blond on Millington. She got in we went to my place. Went to your place? Don't you understand, most of these girls are thieves and/or nutcases, even if they aren't they're still DRUGGIES! Don't bring them to your house. The price of a notel or rent-a-room in the hood is a small but worthwhile investment. She started spacing out looking in closets and under the couch saying someone was there which it was clearly just me and her. What you witnessed was a phenomenon called "geeking".She is tall and slim. Pretty. Then take make matters worst she pulled out a crack pipe and tried to smoke it in my house. There but for the grace of god, go I.Anyone know who this psycho is?Pretty much matches the description of most of 'em The whole ride back she was looking under the seats in the car and looking around saying someone was in the car.More "geeking" Whew! I read how you guys meet the nice clean good girls. What the fuck am I doing wrong?You need to lower your standards!

Bench,
Like the stickers. Add a Natty Boh guy to it, the word "Hon" after RTFF and WWTMD and I'll buy 10,000. I'll slap 'em over all those "Believe" stickers you see around town.

My SW buddy got a $500 date a few days before she got locked up. Where's that guy for bail when she needs him?

Way back in July 1964 in Sacramento CA, 2 men of artistic greatness, one a comedian and another a guitar player met in a smoke filled bar. They both said they had the best one-liner in the entertainment biz. "Been down since I could crawl. If it wasn't for bad luck. I just wouldn't have no luck at all." Said the guitar player. "That's real good", the comedian replied. "But I like to say: 'I get no respect, no respect at all'". "I feel ya brother" said the axe slinger. They both agreed that each was just as good as the other's. A fine lady comes up to them sitting at the bar, feeling bad for how bad life was treating them. She offered both of the a good time in her room. Both men left town afterward, never to see her again. 9 months later the woman gives birth to an illegitimate child. Not knowing who the real father was, she gives the tyke the comedian's first name, and the musician's last name. Many years later that young man would give the best down and out one liner of all time: "Can we all get along here? Can we all get along" Said the now grown up Rodney King.

[Larry 56]

Last week picked up a blond on Millington. She got in we went to my place. She started spacing out looking in closets and under the couch saying someone was there which it was clearly just me and her. She is tall and slim. Pretty. Then take make matters worst she pulled out a crack pipe and tried to smoke it in my house. Anyone know who this psycho is? The whole ride back she was looking under the seats in the car and looking around saying someone was in the car. Whew!

A. Don't bring a SW to your house!
B. She was geeking.
c. She's what I said before about the typical SW but worse.

She is both a drug user and mentally ill. Some would say that it's all a geek. The paranoia, etc. I think she's dual diagnois person which I believe is more common on the streets of B-More than most people realize.

You can get them off drugs until you deal with the underlying mental problem. That's I think that there is so many people relapsing here.

My old buddy Melanie, the Big Bird, Big Bird used to stare out the window and pick the outside of her nose. Nice, huh?

My favorite geek story was a little SW I picked up at PP. She was from Dundalk and was a jockey. She had holes on her arms which I didn't notice until we got to the no-tell.

She ended the evening by doing one heck of an imitation of James Cagney from the film, Yankee Doodle Dandy. Maybe it was a different film?

You know when he went across the room and bounced off the wall using his legs to propell him. Except the SW used her head against the wall. She did get a heck of bounce but I think she would have done better using her foot and leg.


Larry!

[Moe Moe]

Yes I am guilty of reading and gathering intel and participating without sharing so here I go. I have had somewhat good and bad luck on the scene. Have ran into alot of skanks with body odor and bad acne. Not my cup of tea. Last week picked up a blond on Millington. She got in we went to my place. She started spacing out looking in closets and under the couch saying someone was there which it was clearly just me and her. She is tall and slim. Pretty. Then take make matters worst she pulled out a crack pipe and tried to smoke it in my house. Anyone know who this psycho is? The whole ride back she was looking under the seats in the car and looking around saying someone was in the car. Whew! I read how you guys meet the nice clean good girls. What the fuck am I doing wrong?

[Benchseats Rock]

Cloud, Thanks for the vote. I am ordering 100 and anyone who wants one can get one.

Night, you took it like a man, and your response makes alot of sense in clearing some things up. I can appreciate your not whining like a baby and hopefully you won't end up being a cop after all.

I am headed off to Dawn's to see if she got evicted or not.

Which brings me to this.

If you have zero posts and have been lurking for a month, Don't think for a fucking minute that I am going to give you anything resembling intel.

This new member who shall remain nameless in case he decides to start posting (I wouldn't want to ruin anyone's rep before they even got one)
obviously has been RTFFing enough to ask for Dawn's address. Now how about if you go and read the recently quoted post from BBB.

Bench

[Cloud William]

[How about these for bumperstickers?[/QUOTE]


I'm all for them, especially stuck across some SW's rear end.

Or perhaps somebody can sharpie them in an innapropiate location.

[Benchseats Rock]

I was thinking back to my initiation to the forum, went back and searched it through and through. All I can say is that if anyone thinks we're a bunch of assholes, its because we were raised by Trashman. My first RTFF was from Doc Monger warning me that the girl I had just reported on had been reported by him as having HIV. That was before the pm for info war I started... and I think I've learned my lesson well, but it took a while. All in good time, everything gels, reputations are established, and all of this got me thinking. (Don't you hate it when I do that)

How about these for bumperstickers?

[Loop Vet]

It's only those new members who don't take the time to read the Forum or who are constantly asking questions and/or seeking information without providing anything in return that stir our ire. You need to establish your credibility first.

it seems like just months ago that we were trying to explain this same very concept to BBB himself. Our bad little boy is all growns up... *tear*

[Hugh Jardon]

I've seen her. I think she's part of CB's walking dead (really out of it). I can't remember her name but she used to stay around the corner from me.

She showed no interest until she needed money for something in her pipe.


Larry!

This might be Beth, who I picked up Tuesday. She was all right. Not great, not bad, but not out of it.

[Bad Bad Boy]

I realize this is my first post, and most of you will doubt/rip me, but I've been looking for a way to post, and that Rodney Dangerfield/Albert King misquote provided my entry. Slam if you will, but I'm for real. Thanks for the info on this forum.

G Cubed, welcome to the Board and we look forward to reading your posts. You and all the other members are encouraged to post and share your experiences and other information with us. No need to feel intimidated.

It's only those new members who don't take the time to read the Forum or who are constantly asking questions and/or seeking information without providing anything in return that stir our ire. You need to establish your credibility first.

We were all new once). It's a mine field out there and anything you (or the others) can do to help will be most appreciated.

BBB

[Benchseats Rock]

So I spent a few hours this evening driving around the loop and cursed the day that school must have ended. There are so many fucking kids out there - walking in the middle of the road, oblivious to traffic of any sort, driving motor scooters against the flow of traffic chasing girls who don't want to be chased, aqnd just being stupid in general, as only kids can do. This time I have to say I almost feel sorry for the cops. Being replacements for the kindergarden teachers all summer long can't be any fun. At any rate, there were still a few girls out there... I just didn't get the chance to pick any of them up.

Well, Not exactly true. Brenda was on the corner at Monroe while I unfortunately got stuck at the red light. I just sat there, face forward while she grinned and waved like an idiot - who knows, maybe she'll hear about thiis and learn to fucking catch. I'll only know if I read it in the forum, and I am more than fine with that. I made the right and headed towards Scary and off to the right was this cool drink of water. 5'8" with l-o-n-g, w-a-v-y, b-l-o-n-d-e hair... it was like turning a corner and hearing an amplifier crank out a power chord she was so fucking hot.... and of course, some asshat behind me is still behind me so I'm not going to stop, but I got to watch while he pulls over to pick her up. I think I nearly cried into my rearview... Good Show my friend, whoever you are. I would like to demand a review with address and phone number on behalf of the board membership.

Newly frustrated, and not really willing to repeat the incident, I shot myslef over to Dawn's place and caught her on her way out the door. It's neat to see the girls getting ready t go out and spend the night on the corner. She actually looked fresh (by someone's low standard) and it was nice to have her offer me a seat on the bed, take off my pants, clean my pipes... oh so nice to have regular good deep throat service. It took me alot longer than usual to spurt baby batter down her throat, and god bless her, she didn't stop for a minute, didn't complain once, kept sucking for a minute or two after I was done and went into the kitchen to rinse and gargle with scope... and just as I am thinking I might have to move in she starts with the sob story about how she is getting evicted in the morning. It turns out NOT to be a ploy for cash, but more of a warning that places are going to change... which sucks, but is par for the course. Somehow I can't think she'll be that hard to find again, but I was thinking about the blondini the whole time anyway - looking for her may just become my summer job.

Stay Safe,

Benchseats Rock

[Night Haunter]

I'm with Baltimonger entirely on this one - and as of late it sounds like there has been enough of an LE presence in the area that it shouldn't have been too hard to find one. Unless you had drugs on you, though even in that scenario I am not sure that the LE would have enough p. C. To search you for it and hang up too much of your time.

Rather. After conferencing with another trusted senior on this site we've come to the conclusion that the proximity in posting to recent discussions of LE and the fear factor inherent to the story lends this more to the deterrent style of report that LE would post to keep us mongers from mongering.

Senior member status does count for something here, and even though one could make the argument that you are barely eligible time wise to get it, your reporting while generally good for a newbie doesn; t do much to convince me that you aren't in fact one of the cops on the site with an account and a decent rep. One report a month or so on average.

I'm paranoid, true. Also never been caught red handed either, and with good reason. I can't think of a parking situation where a lincoln couldn't get boxed in by even the dumbest of morons in a mini van - that just doesn't wash with me. You drive a huge car, or at least in your report you do. Unless you were trading paint with the minivan there aint no way that you squeezed by the gap. Traffic on that side of town is bad enough that not even the cops barrel through red lights without coming to near stops, I can't think that 2 vehicles were able to do it without something somewhere sounding an alarm or more likely an accident.

It is entirely possible that you had really bad luck and that this is a true story, but then my advice is to quit the hobby on the street and fork over the cash for the amp gals or eros girls in the alternative. If you've got the cash to drive a lincoln, it can't be all that much of a stretch for your wallet for as often as you monger. And if you monger more than you report, than you should be smart enough by now to have aquired the skillset to get out of this kind of situation.

Bottom line, I will make sure not to get caught in imaginary situations. Thank you for the warning, but I think you're a cop, and I am not alone.

Benchseats Rock

BR,

I apologize for disturbing you. Whether you believe it or not, the situation unfolded as I described it. Looking back at the post it does seem a little sensationalist. The "skills set" you described is exactly what allowed me to get out of the below situation intact.

I do not wish to frighten off anyone from our hobby. I just feel that if you see a blue mini-van following you after you make a pick up, you may want to make a note of it.

As to "senior status". I am nowhere close to even imagining I have such a thing. I'm mostly a lurker, and I do monger somewhat more than I post. I'm still trying to figure out if it's a good thing to reveal my activities here. On the one hand I enjoy helping our little community, on the other I'm paranoid.

As such I respect you paranoia too, and only wish to emulate your "never caught" streak. I'm not going to argue the point of who and what I am. Only my continued participation in these forums can prove my intentions.

On a curious note: You mentioned the reletive level of LE present in the area. In retrospect, I can't figure that one out either. We did end up cutting several people off and blowing through a few red lights, so I can't for the life of me figure out why we never ran into a cruiser. As to the Lincoln: I drive a vehicle of comperable size, but wasn't sure I should give out my exact make and model, just in case that guy was ULE. As you say, they do monitor these forums. (I'm not as wealthy as all that! )

Lastly, I think I may take your advice. I'm very fond of the ladies at LHS, and I'm growing fond of Incall. It takes a lot of the inherent danger out of this hobby, but it also loses the element of the hunt. My next few reports will probably be in the Escort review and AMP sections, at least until I get my courage back.

Safe Mongering,

NH

[Larry 56]

I have seen a blonde, early 20's the last few times through Fairhaven. She always wears a pink top with jeans and her eyes are red. She is working but doesn't show a lot of interest to any cars passing her. Anyone have any info on her.

I've seen her. I think she's part of CB's walking dead (really out of it). I can't remember her name but she used to stay around the corner from me.

She showed no interest until she needed money for something in her pipe.


Larry!

[G Cubed]

Been down since I could crawl. If it wasn't for bad luck. I just wouldn't have no luck at all. Albert King. Not Rodney Dangerfield (though I don't doubt he used it). B. B. King's half brother. This is my my first post, and, yes, I have rttf. Unfortunately, the state of Md. Has decided its in their (and your) best interest that I don't drive. So. Can't give a lotta info about the loops. But I can talk about the block, and Craig's List. I have a long mongering history, including having a blockette move in with me (and abandon her p. O. S car in my parking lot). She and I both liked/loved the rock, and she nearly bankrupted me. I kicked her out, etc. , haven't heard from her in 4 yrs (think she moved to New England). I still like to ROCK and roll about every 6 weeks or so, (when I got the extra cash), and when I do, The Circus (on the block) is the place. It'll cost you $$ for the room downstairs, plus whatever for the girl. There's usually one goodlooking enough and rock hungry enough for me. Now, for my Craiglist report. I have found a true gem here. She advertises somewhat under the CL radar: no photo, little information, respond by e-mail at first. Here's the link: She's a 30 year old big tittied babe who loves DFK, DATY, and BBJTCIM. All for a franklin, and she'll come to you. Clean, sweet, and none of the bs I read about here. I realize this is my first post, and most of you will doubt/rip me, but I've been looking for a way to post, and that Rodney Dangerfield/Albert King misquote provided my entry. Slam if you will, but I'm for real. Thanks for the info on this forum.