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  1. #285
    Quote Originally Posted by OcLookin16  [View Original Post]
    This chic is lame and typical fake pics. Chic on pic has bleach blond hair and is pretty light skinned. Went to see and hair is NOTHING close to pics and she looks like she's in late 30's-40's. Tanned yes, no ass whatsoever, ok tits.

    Standard shower and back to room and started with bbj was about to nut and she grabs a condom and puts on while I nutting WTF? Says oh sorry and says I'll be back and disappear for 5 min don't know for what she didn't cim. At this point I'm ready to walk but was like fk it got up and took the extra $20 off the money for the shit service so far.

    Comes back and say she'll give massage. The massage was 30 min of her rubbing my back over and over and nothing else. Swear she was trying to hurt me cause she kept using elbow and pushing in super hard. After that I was like suck and she did half ass BJ got me half hard and slapped hat on. I went to town on her just for the shit service and stick my thumb up her ass which she didn't like but I could give a fk at his point. Busted 2nd and showered and put. Texted booker and told him disappointed cause this is not the first time they pull shit like this and pics are not her and had the nerve to say it's exactly her LOL.

    Place is a joke. They use to be decent but last year or more has been let down everytime!
    Appreciate your review and perspective on Ocean. But it's a dick move to stick anything unwanted into anyone's ass regardless if you had a bad day or if you're pissed thinking the booker bait and switched you. That's on the booker, not on her. Most reviews agree that it's her from the pics. I would add that back in March she did have bleached blonde hair portrayed in the photos.

    I've found that it's best to let the girl know if there's any issue with the massage. For one, the vast majority aren't trained masseuses. Most do decent massages, some just rub around and are clueless, others are mediocre, and once in several blue moons you'll find one that knows what she's doing. Secondly, I'm not paying someone to suffer through a shitty massage for a second, much less 30 minutes worth. I would rather find something else to pass the time between pops.

  2. #284
    Quote Originally Posted by OcLookin16  [View Original Post]
    This chic is lame and typical fake pics. Chic on pic has bleach blond hair and is pretty light skinned. Went to see and hair is NOTHING close to pics and she looks like she's in late 30's-40's. Tanned yes, no ass whatsoever, ok tits.

    Standard shower and back to room and started with bbj was about to nut and she grabs a condom and puts on while I nutting WTF? Says oh sorry and says I'll be back and disappear for 5 min don't know for what she didn't cim. At this point I'm ready to walk but was like fk it got up and took the extra $20 off the money for the shit service so far.

    Comes back and say she'll give massage. The massage was 30 min of her rubbing my back over and over and nothing else. Swear she was trying to hurt me cause she kept using elbow and pushing in super hard. After that I was like suck and she did half ass BJ got me half hard and slapped hat on. I went to town on her just for the shit service and stick my thumb up her ass which she didn't like but I could give a fk at his point. Busted 2nd and showered and put. Texted booker and told him disappointed cause this is not the first time they pull shit like this and pics are not her and had the nerve to say it's exactly her LOL.

    Place is a joke. They use to be decent but last year or more has been let down everytime!
    Thanks for the feedback. Hard to get honesty here sometimes.

  3. #283
    Quote Originally Posted by OcLookin16  [View Original Post]
    This chic is lame and typical fake pics. Chic on pic has bleach blond hair and is pretty light skinned. Went to see and hair is NOTHING close to pics and she looks like she's in late 30's-40's. Tanned yes, no ass whatsoever, ok tits.

    Standard shower and back to room and started with bbj was about to nut and she grabs a condom and puts on while I nutting WTF? Says oh sorry and says I'll be back and disappear for 5 min don't know for what she didn't cim. At this point I'm ready to walk but was like fk it got up and took the extra $20 off the money for the shit service so far.

    Comes back and say she'll give massage. The massage was 30 min of her rubbing my back over and over and nothing else. Swear she was trying to hurt me cause she kept using elbow and pushing in super hard. After that I was like suck and she did half ass BJ got me half hard and slapped hat on. I went to town on her just for the shit service and stick my thumb up her ass which she didn't like but I could give a fk at his point. Busted 2nd and showered and put. Texted booker and told him disappointed cause this is not the first time they pull shit like this and pics are not her and had the nerve to say it's exactly her LOL.

    Place is a joke. They use to be decent but last year or more has been let down everytime!
    Thanks for the review as is, was thinking ocean ha mi / piony. However don't be a dick and stick something up her ass if she doesn't want it cause you have something up yours. Granted booker has been going downhill my last 5 experiences compared with Bonnie Flynn from back when.

    Even if you have a bad day, the stronger man has the complexion to let people know that they aren't happy without being too abrasive. That being said there are different people in the world and not everyone will share the same ideal as I have as to how people ought to be.

  4. #282

    Ocean

    Quote Originally Posted by BastardChorum  [View Original Post]
    StunningAsians on HX.

    Heads up if you missed her when she was in LA for a short while under the name London / Texas. Great tan and body / looks.

    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4180038

    https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/london-e...angeles-472005
    This chic is lame and typical fake pics. Chic on pic has bleach blond hair and is pretty light skinned. Went to see and hair is NOTHING close to pics and she looks like she's in late 30's-40's. Tanned yes, no ass whatsoever, ok tits.

    Standard shower and back to room and started with bbj was about to nut and she grabs a condom and puts on while I nutting WTF? Says oh sorry and says I'll be back and disappear for 5 min don't know for what she didn't cim. At this point I'm ready to walk but was like fk it got up and took the extra $20 off the money for the shit service so far.

    Comes back and say she'll give massage. The massage was 30 min of her rubbing my back over and over and nothing else. Swear she was trying to hurt me cause she kept using elbow and pushing in super hard. After that I was like suck and she did half ass BJ got me half hard and slapped hat on. I went to town on her just for the shit service and stick my thumb up her ass which she didn't like but I could give a fk at his point. Busted 2nd and showered and put. Texted booker and told him disappointed cause this is not the first time they pull shit like this and pics are not her and had the nerve to say it's exactly her LOL.

    Place is a joke. They use to be decent but last year or more has been let down everytime!

  5. #281

    Looking for all but amwf gb would be great

    And even a new Asian lady thick and curvy would be better.

  6. #280
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1242
    Quote Originally Posted by Smith088  [View Original Post]
    Skipped lunch for obvious reasons. LOL.
    Haha! Nice review. She sounds perfect. Will add her to the TDL. Thanks for the review.

  7. #279

    Mica

    Quote Originally Posted by SCJohn  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for the heads up. What are you having for lunch?
    Skipped lunch for obvious reasons. LOL.

  8. #278
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1242
    Quote Originally Posted by Smith088  [View Original Post]
    About to see mica from ca dolls. I'll report back in the Asian review only forum.
    Thanks for the heads up. What are you having for lunch?

  9. #277

    Mica

    About to see mica from ca dolls. I'll report back in the Asian review only forum.

  10. #276

    Both

    Quote Originally Posted by Chinese731  [View Original Post]
    So between Piony and Ocean, who would you rather see?
    See them both. Ocean before she leaves. Piony after. Can't go wrong with either.

    Ocean is skinnier and shorter and has bigger fake tits. A true definition of spinner.

    Piony has a prettier face, is more GFE, taller, but still nice man mades, just not as big.

    Ocean is more my type but Piony is a more memorable experience.

  11. #275

    Piony or Ocean

    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzion  [View Original Post]
    Thanks for that review. It was spot on. She's tanned, skinny (can see abs), beautiful, and small -- the definition of a spinner. Only here for a week though. Hope she comes back, she's amazing.
    So between Piony and Ocean, who would you rather see?

  12. #274

    Ocean fka London

    Quote Originally Posted by BastardChorum  [View Original Post]
    StunningAsians on HX.

    Heads up if you missed her when she was in LA for a short while under the name London / Texas. Great tan and body / looks.

    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4180038

    https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/london-e...angeles-472005
    Thanks for that review. It was spot on. She's tanned, skinny (can see abs), beautiful, and small -- the definition of a spinner. Only here for a week though. Hope she comes back, she's amazing.

  13. #273

    Ocean. FKA London

    Quote Originally Posted by PewpHead  [View Original Post]
    - Emma Irvine at AsianCosta. I've seen her posted before but searched post history here and came up empty. Anyone know if her pics are real and any other info on service? I only see old posts about a tall "Emma K", this Emma is like 4'11.

    - Ocean at StunningAsians (asianworld). Holy shit her pics look hot. I'm pretty sure she's new. Anyone toftt?
    Ocean was known as London, active Mar to Jun 2019 in West LA. She has four enthusiastically positive Erotic Monkey (472005) reviews.

  14. #272

    Ocean

    StunningAsians on HX.

    Heads up if you missed her when she was in LA for a short while under the name London / Texas. Great tan and body / looks.

    http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4180038

    https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/london-e...angeles-472005

  15. #271

    Request for info

    - Emma Irvine at AsianCosta. I've seen her posted before but searched post history here and came up empty. Anyone know if her pics are real and any other info on service? I only see old posts about a tall "Emma K", this Emma is like 4'11.

    - Ocean at StunningAsians (asianworld). Holy shit her pics look hot. I'm pretty sure she's new. Anyone toftt?
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