Massage Parlor Reports

[Kaamni]

Can you guys suggest a good place near Dulles Airport? Have one hour to burn before I pick up a friend from the airport. Is YAMS a good choice in Chantily?

[JmSuttr]

Yeah. So wild. I had 0 intentions of banging. But the ridiculous up charge forced me to ask out of curiosity. I honestly thought she was going to say 300-350, but then she said 500 and that was seriously LOL inducing. I'm not a FS brah. Getting a relaxing massage and then being rushed through a <10 minute pounding isn't my idea of relaxation. But if I was a FS brah, I can't imagine a scenario where I'd pay something like that to smash. GPS is right. If one of the Thai legends was doing a pre retirement, FS, farewell tour, okay. I can understand a higher asking price (but not 500). If the girl was a 20 something glow princess with a crazy body and a good attitude, then sure. But a 40 something glowless unknown? That's not it chief.

Frankie.

So, I was trying to schedule with another masseuse (who turned out to be unavailable) and was offered a session with Minnie. For me one of the primary requirements is getting a good massage and, when I asked about that, I was assured that Minnie was good in that department.

I was aware of Frankie's post but the provider who connected me to Minnie is a trusted friend so I decided to go with the flow and schedule an appt. I figured that if I got a decent massage, and a little extra, I would be a happy enough camper. And I also resolved to think with the big head and not overpay.

When I met Minnie I was pleasantly surprised by her appearance. She has a curvy-athletic body and an attractive face that has an exotic look as though she might be Thai mixed with something else. She had a good attitude with me so I just got on the table and let her go to work. I'd rate her massage in the upper half of the Thai masseuses I've seen. By way of reference, not as good as KK or Nalee but better than Nikki.

We chatted away (her English is above average) and I learned that she's new to this, is only in VA for a short visit (but might return), and her family in Thailand has some pressing needs that she's trying to help with. I have no way of verifying any of this but I generally have a pretty good BS-o-meter and the way the conversation went it had a genuine vibe.

When the flip time came I was expecting a hard upsell but surprisingly it didn't happen. Things moved along smoothly and I simply assured her that I would tip her well because I enjoyed her massage and would certainly schedule repeat visits. Not sure why my session was so different from Frankie's. Maybe it's a case of extreme YMMV, or maybe she's so new to this that she's evolving as she learns, or maybe her experience with Frankie taught her a lesson? Whatever the case, I was thoroughly satisfied. I'm reluctant to give more details because I don't want to mislead or raise expectations that might not be fulfilled. The best I can do is say I paid a bit more than I've paid for other Thai providers, but not excessively so. And I can further attest that Minnie has a wonderful set of full C / D teddies and an exotic tattoo covering her entire back.

There are certainly some Thai providers who have full-on GPS, such as Nadia and Alice (aka Rose, aka Vivian) and are only about the $, but I would not put Minnie in that category. As always, YMMV, and all I can do is post about my personal experience, which was a good one, and about which I'm still smiling as I think about it.

Crazy hobby this, eh?

[Asphalt]

New member and first post.

Saw Nyame a few months back. She's just north of the Wilson Bridge in an apartment. Not a bad looker for her age and definitely the person in the pics. No FS but then I wasn't looking for that. Her massage is ok but she's really kind of putting on a show and the show isn't bad. Not fully nude and she seemed to be puzzled that I was roaming so early but what's a guy to do when she's laying on your back or sitting you and giving you a pretty nice touch at the same time. Her ad has changed so I wonder if her routine is any different. Might go again. 1. 25 or 1. 5 out the door, I can't remember.

[Idk85]

So, I decided to experience the lomi lomi massage. It is basically an oil massage and a shower at the end because of the oil. I didn't use the shower though.

Was it a rip-off? No because the damage was very similar to the Thai crew's price for an hour massage. The massage is 100 and I left two jacksons as a tip.

[Frank Digitola]

It's very hard to listen to big brain in these moments but I compliment you on the willpower to turn and walk. At 500 you are well on your way to starring in your own porn shoot and that would be a much better investment. GPS is too strong in this one and the way to bring her back down to earth is to dip and hopefully wise mongers will follow your example so that when she's dusting off the cobwebs on her massage table she'll get the point.

Yeah. So wild. I had 0 intentions of banging. But the ridiculous up charge forced me to ask out of curiosity. I honestly thought she was going to say 300-350, but then she said 500 and that was seriously LOL inducing. I'm not a FS brah. Getting a relaxing massage and then being rushed through a <10 minute pounding isn't my idea of relaxation. But if I was a FS brah, I can't imagine a scenario where I'd pay something like that to smash. GPS is right. If one of the Thai legends was doing a pre retirement, FS, farewell tour, okay. I can understand a higher asking price (but not 500). If the girl was a 20 something glow princess with a crazy body and a good attitude, then sure. But a 40 something glowless unknown? That's not it chief.

Frankie.

[VaughnBraun]

Upon the flip Minnie grabs junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. A few tugs in and she asks if I'm going to tip her for this. I tell her that 4 Lin Manuel Miranda's have her name all over them. She says she wants 8 of them. I chuckle. I then ask with a smile "Are you going to tug me with a handful of caviar?" She says "No I charge 8 for a tugger. "

Frankie.

Man! Frankie TOFTT and even offered a generous tip, but no joy. Whoever Minnie's trainer was neglected to inform her that Standard NOVA is included in the $. 20 price of admission. She has a serious case of GPS!

Thank you, Frankie, for your service and sacrifice. Scratch another Thai Indy from my To Do list.

Be kind, but be firm, like Frankie.

- Vaughn (Rapidly becoming a Frankie D Fan Boy) Vaughn.

[TheOuroboros]

While perusing BP for additions to the HOF, I found Minnie. The pics (which I found are legit) advertised plump Thai teddies so I of course send the text, get my appointment and show up. Minnie is a medium build, attractive Thai girl. Her teddies look even plumper in person than they do in her pics and she has a plump ass too. The HOF addition looks promising. Her English is very good, she gives a good massage and her ST game was on point. Now let's get to the impoverished portion of this report.

Upon the flip Minnie grabs junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. A few tugs in and she asks if I'm going to tip her for this. I tell her that 4 Lin Manuel Miranda's have her name all over them. She says she wants 8 of them. I chuckle. I then ask with a smile "Are you going to tug me with a handful of caviar?" She says "No I charge 8 for a tugger. " I tell her if she whips out the teddies I'll give her a 5 but no more. She says she only whips out her teddies for a benji. I say "That's not happening baby. " She says "well I'll finish you for the 4. " as she never stopped the tugger. She then says "but for 150 I'll get angus naked and you can suck my teddies. " I say "For that much I should be able to eat lobster tail and truffles off of your teddies. " That joke didn't kill either. I decide that at this point in the sesh, I'm checked out, so I think let's try and go big air on the lunacy here. I say "Well baby, I brought a nice chunk of cash with me for this. If your extras are so high I might as well get everything. How much?" I hope you brahs are sitting down. She says "500. " I legit belly laugh. She asks "What's so funny?" I tell her that her cost of extras are. She says "well you've got a little more than 10 minutes left, let me finish your tugger. " I told her that was unnecessary, gave her a Jackson and left. As I was getting dressed she said "maybe next time you can get a body to body and I'll be naked. " I said "Oh okay. " but she's got a better chance of finding Bigfoot in the woods behind her apartment complex than seeing me again.

She said she's in town for another week. I'd swipe left on this one brahs unless you're into CFNM. Teds and tugs for 200+ isn't my idea of a good time.

Frankie.

It's very hard to listen to big brain in these moments but I compliment you on the willpower to turn and walk. At 500 you are well on your way to starring in your own porn shoot and that would be a much better investment. GPS is too strong in this one and the way to bring her back down to earth is to dip and hopefully wise mongers will follow your example so that when she's dusting off the cobwebs on her massage table she'll get the point.

[ChrisCarr]

Since I was in Nova I checked some of the previous post on where to go for a decent massage. Opted for Yams and thought I would share my experience. First I arrived around 5:45 and other mongers were occupying all the tables and was ask to come back in 30. I was promised a really good massage by June which I did not know her name at the time. I believe there were only two masseuse working. . 8 for the house. June ask if I wanted a table shower which I replied yes. It was very frisky and plenty of roaming took place. At this time I knew I was in for a great time. I explained to her I liked it hard and she definitely complied. Before the flip she ask if I wanted lotion and I replied it would be fine. Smelled like baby lotion so for those mongers headed home you may want to pass on the lotion it. She applied it very liberally from my neck to my feet. She paid close attention to my a hole and taint with one hand and had me lifted up stroking with the other. Felt so amazing I almost prematurely ended the dream at that point. This went on for about 5 minutes. On the flip she lubed up and start taking care of business with both hands. I ask her to get on top of me for a better angle with the two hand stroke which she did. She was worried I was going to soil her skirt so she took it off. She has a nice ass especially in a thong. She got back on top and started again. I ask her if I could kiss her nice round ass and she scooted back for me to do so. I am into facesitting and smothering so I pulled her back to the point she was sitting on my face smothering me. She smelled clean and fresh. The dream ended as expected and I will definitely return. I believe there may be more on the menu. I tipped her. 6 before leaving. She is a solid 8 on looks. I would say 8 to 9 body. Ass would get a definite 10. Her English is pretty good though she did say some things in English that was clear but did not make sense. Like I previously mentioned I would definitely return and I rate this experience as one of the top massages I have ever experienced. Only Massage to possibly exceed this one was a massage I received in Macon, GA that ended in FS.

Can confirm, I didn't ask for any ass play but ass play was provided. To that, the table shower and massage itself was of an exceptional quality. If we are judging looks by AMP standards then sure, she was an "8", but nothing to get too excited about. There is another provider Sunny, but she was busy so we were not introduced.

Will return for both HE and non-HE visits, and don't expect any FS. . 8 to house, never negotiated on flip so left another. 8 but would have tipped. 2 for just the massage.

[Fred86]

I'm pretty sure most of the girls there are actually Korean.

So I took a visit there tonight and ditto. 1. 6 with house fee and Kitty gave the full menu. Recommend a visit if you're hungry for Thai.

[Lucretius]

I saw Gigi in a hotel on Eisenhower Ave in Alexandria a couple years ago.

The woman I saw was AA definitely plump and stacked.

I went for the prostate play. She was weird into a foot scrub thing. I redirected her to the prostate. She was pretty into it and I think pretty skilled. No massage to speak of however.

I can't remember how much it was. She moves around and comes and goes. And I didn't care for her vibe so I haven't seen her since.

L.

https://dc.rubratings.com/121388

She isn't the person in the picture. She is short and very stacked. I haven't seen her in a couple of years but I enjoyed the experience.

AA massage providers are kinda of rare in this area.

[Frank Digitola]

Thank you for the ad with the pic of Thai Tina! Have you seen a real picture of mint by chance?

I (and many brahs here) have seen Mint in person a bunch of times. Mint is fine as hell. If you've seen her ad, that picture is fake, but it's pretty damn close. I honestly think Mint is a lot prettier than the chick in the fake pic. He body is killer and although her teddies aren't HOF big, they're magnificent. If a brah sees Mint and thinks she isn't hot, there's something wrong with him not Mint.

Frankie.

[JohnStanton580]

Thank you for the ad with the pic of Thai Tina! Have you seen a real picture of mint by chance?

[Maggellen5]

I paid. 8 for std NOVA and the lady was none too happy about it. As our very detailed FD has said, they are more interested in FS for 1. 6 as far as I can tell. May be worth it, but I am generally only looking for NOVA when in NOVA if you know what I mean. .

So I took a visit there tonight and ditto. 1. 6 with house fee and Kitty gave the full menu. Recommend a visit if you're hungry for Thai.

[Frank Digitola]

While perusing BP for additions to the HOF, I found Minnie. The pics (which I found are legit) advertised plump Thai teddies so I of course send the text, get my appointment and show up. Minnie is a medium build, attractive Thai girl. Her teddies look even plumper in person than they do in her pics and she has a plump ass too. The HOF addition looks promising. Her English is very good, she gives a good massage and her ST game was on point. Now let's get to the impoverished portion of this report.

Upon the flip Minnie grabs junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. A few tugs in and she asks if I'm going to tip her for this. I tell her that 4 Lin Manuel Miranda's have her name all over them. She says she wants 8 of them. I chuckle. I then ask with a smile "Are you going to tug me with a handful of caviar?" She says "No I charge 8 for a tugger. " I tell her if she whips out the teddies I'll give her a 5 but no more. She says she only whips out her teddies for a benji. I say "That's not happening baby. " She says "well I'll finish you for the 4. " as she never stopped the tugger. She then says "but for 150 I'll get angus naked and you can suck my teddies. " I say "For that much I should be able to eat lobster tail and truffles off of your teddies. " That joke didn't kill either. I decide that at this point in the sesh, I'm checked out, so I think let's try and go big air on the lunacy here. I say "Well baby, I brought a nice chunk of cash with me for this. If your extras are so high I might as well get everything. How much?" I hope you brahs are sitting down. She says "500. " I legit belly laugh. She asks "What's so funny?" I tell her that her cost of extras are. She says "well you've got a little more than 10 minutes left, let me finish your tugger. " I told her that was unnecessary, gave her a Jackson and left. As I was getting dressed she said "maybe next time you can get a body to body and I'll be naked. " I said "Oh okay. " but she's got a better chance of finding Bigfoot in the woods behind her apartment complex than seeing me again.

She said she's in town for another week. I'd swipe left on this one brahs unless you're into CFNM. Teds and tugs for 200+ isn't my idea of a good time.

Frankie.

[Frank Digitola]

Hmm the one in the black looks like Lucy. Assume that's what you mean? Just curious--is honey more attractive than Lucy?

Both of those pics are Lucy. Honey and Thai Tina are the same chicks. There are pics in her solo ads.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/9040536.html