Massage Parlor Reports

[PomLovesThais]

Let's be honest, we all knew I was going to go to Top Therapy after brah posted that. I also read another post saying that there was another lady there named Vicky who was described as "thick". Two different providers that set off my two Bat Signals? Yeah, this was an inevitability. I went Thursday and decided I would go the no appointment route and see what cards I was dealt.

Full disclosure, I usually only whip out my novice Korean skills with a Mama or a provider who I'm attracted to and want to cement a magnificent flip with. I arrived and drew a woman named either Nee Nee or Lee Lee. She is an at least 48 year old, regular build Korean lady with a short bob who has a soft frame, but no real curves to speak of. Her teddies are B's probably and her butt is flatter than an RC Cola that was left opened since the late 90's. She is a little cute. She greeted me kindly and led me to the room. No Korean lines needed.

I gave her the house fee and then I was given a thorough and playful table shower. She took me back to the room, asked my preferred strength level, I requested strong and she gives me a decent medium strength massage. She back walks me a bit and then drops down to clean me up and begin my ST. The ST portion was good. She then drops down, kisses me tenderly on my Angus and then rims a bit. I'm then flipped.

She asks how much I brought to tip. I tell her 6. I am lying. I have much more. She says "but I gave you a good shower, a great massage and I tongue punched your fart box. " (I'm paraphrasing) I smile and tell her "I know, that's why I'm giving you 6, because you did that and you're about to hopefully pull your teddies out. " She asks for a benji. I tell her that her teddies aren't that awesome. She asks for 8. I LOL'd. She drops her smile, grabs the oil, douses junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. I ask for the teddies again. She pretends she is Gallaudet alumna. This exaggerates my stamina and despite the fact that I am hard and she's giving me a pretty good Hugh, I'm not popping. I tell her that if I see teddies I'll probably pop faster. She refuses and decides that it'd be a better idea to encourage my pop by going to the bottom of the table, putting her face and mouth directly over top of junior and beckoning "pop in my face. " As I type this I realize she wasn't serious.

As I've mentioned here before, I'm currently on No Fap and no porn. The only time I pop is at AMPs and when my brahs and I meet club sloots with self esteem that's as deep as a rain puddle. If you haven't stockpiled your pops for 4-5+ days in a while, give it a go. Your pops will be soul numbing. Nee Nee has her face above junior, is tugging away and begging "pop in my face". After a few minutes I pop off in her face so hard you'd think she won a Nickelodeon Award. But the pop wasn't green, because I'm clean. (Bars!) Then the following conversation ensues with four days of stockpiled pop on her face.

Her: You didn't tell me you were about to pop.

Me: Mianhamnida. (I'm sorry in Korean).

Her: You speak Korean and you didn't tell me?

Me: Ne (yes in Korean).

Her: Is your mother Korean?

Me: Aniyo. (No in Korean).

She then grabs my table shower towel, cleans her face, cleans me, and then leaves the room so I can get dressed. I laugh to the point of tears and tip her 7 when she returned. She didn't whine about the tip. Not sure if she was cool with it because she chalked the pop blast up to an accident or what. All I know is that I LOL'd my ass off in the car and still what to add big, natty Korean teddies to the Hall of Fame.

Frankie.

Good review Frankie thorough and helpful.

Anneoyonghakasayo.

[LeCanard007]

I was on Cityxguide when I saw an ad for a place that I thought was massage only. Given the site and the nature of the post, it appeared to offer more. When I got there, it turns out that it was a different place in the same complex. Since I was already there, I thought that I'd give it a shot. Was greeted by a middle-aged lady named CeCe who also turned out to be the masseuse. She was perhaps a 6 out of 10 looks wise but I thought that I'd take a chance. I knew going in that the pictures in the ad were fakes but sometimes you luck out. Because it was my first time, I opted for 30 minutes for. 4. No table shower was available. The massage was below average but she did allow some UTC roaming. The ending was standard NOVA. She wanted. 8 but settled for. 4. UTC was allowed but no clothing came off. I don't think that I'll repeat even though she did imply that more would be available the next time. The link is https://cityxguide.co/adult-jobs/new...sage-17842600..

[Idk85]

Any recommended AA providers in the area?

https://dc.rubratings.com/121388

She isn't the person in the picture. She is short and very stacked. I haven't seen her in a couple of years but I enjoyed the experience.

AA massage providers are kinda of rare in this area.

[SwFun4]

Any recommended AA providers in the area?

[BCommodore]

Hey all,

I searched the forum for Discreet Tempus and didn't really come up with any good reviews of results. I was wondering if anyone has seen any of the ladies on here? Their manager seems to be nice and very responsive, but there's no way the pictures are an accurate representation of their staff. Haha. Hoping I'll be able to strike gold and provide a good report, but hoping someone will chime in soon!

I've been to Bluegems, Eden and ST before and have enjoyed my time at all of them, but only Eden has weekend availability.

[Soco21]

I went and saw honey the other day. My experience was sublime. Initially I asked for the b2 b. The first 30 min were a st. Massage. It was very good she cracked my back in several places and showed a lot of aspiration for a quail it's massage. The b2 b came at the end and the finish was fantastic I will definitely return. The only thing tht was different but typical of these places was her picture was what appeared to be about 5 yrs ago. On a side note I went and saw dmalissa. She gave me a great treatment but was nowhere near the same woman in the picture. Feel free to pm me with any questions.

[Frank Digitola]

Wendy short busty

Let's be honest, we all knew I was going to go to Top Therapy after brah posted that. I also read another post saying that there was another lady there named Vicky who was described as "thick". Two different providers that set off my two Bat Signals? Yeah, this was an inevitability. I went Thursday and decided I would go the no appointment route and see what cards I was dealt.

Full disclosure, I usually only whip out my novice Korean skills with a Mama or a provider who I'm attracted to and want to cement a magnificent flip with. I arrived and drew a woman named either Nee Nee or Lee Lee. She is an at least 48 year old, regular build Korean lady with a short bob who has a soft frame, but no real curves to speak of. Her teddies are B's probably and her butt is flatter than an RC Cola that was left opened since the late 90's. She is a little cute. She greeted me kindly and led me to the room. No Korean lines needed.

I gave her the house fee and then I was given a thorough and playful table shower. She took me back to the room, asked my preferred strength level, I requested strong and she gives me a decent medium strength massage. She back walks me a bit and then drops down to clean me up and begin my ST. The ST portion was good. She then drops down, kisses me tenderly on my Angus and then rims a bit. I'm then flipped.

She asks how much I brought to tip. I tell her 6. I am lying. I have much more. She says "but I gave you a good shower, a great massage and I tongue punched your fart box. " (I'm paraphrasing) I smile and tell her "I know, that's why I'm giving you 6, because you did that and you're about to hopefully pull your teddies out. " She asks for a benji. I tell her that her teddies aren't that awesome. She asks for 8. I LOL'd. She drops her smile, grabs the oil, douses junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. I ask for the teddies again. She pretends she is Gallaudet alumna. This exaggerates my stamina and despite the fact that I am hard and she's giving me a pretty good Hugh, I'm not popping. I tell her that if I see teddies I'll probably pop faster. She refuses and decides that it'd be a better idea to encourage my pop by going to the bottom of the table, putting her face and mouth directly over top of junior and beckoning "pop in my face. " As I type this I realize she wasn't serious.

As I've mentioned here before, I'm currently on No Fap and no porn. The only time I pop is at AMPs and when my brahs and I meet club sloots with self esteem that's as deep as a rain puddle. If you haven't stockpiled your pops for 4-5+ days in a while, give it a go. Your pops will be soul numbing. Nee Nee has her face above junior, is tugging away and begging "pop in my face". After a few minutes I pop off in her face so hard you'd think she won a Nickelodeon Award. But the pop wasn't green, because I'm clean. (Bars!) Then the following conversation ensues with four days of stockpiled pop on her face.

Her: You didn't tell me you were about to pop.

Me: Mianhamnida. (I'm sorry in Korean).

Her: You speak Korean and you didn't tell me?

Me: Ne (yes in Korean).

Her: Is your mother Korean?

Me: Aniyo. (No in Korean).

She then grabs my table shower towel, cleans her face, cleans me, and then leaves the room so I can get dressed. I laugh to the point of tears and tip her 7 when she returned. She didn't whine about the tip. Not sure if she was cool with it because she chalked the pop blast up to an accident or what. All I know is that I LOL'd my ass off in the car and still what to add big, natty Korean teddies to the Hall of Fame.

Frankie.

[Frank Digitola]

Frankie will hear these words before he even unlocks his phone

I was just thinking about the gross lack of South Korean representation on the Teddies Hall of Fame. I hope this woman will do her countrymen proud. What's the name brah?

Frankie.

[HankChristine]

Dreamt I returned to Blue Therapy as I enjoyed my first time there and the line for Chick-Fil-A was around the corner.

Greeted by a different girl this time around with a cute face slender body. During the table shower, she was very playful, especially while I was on my back.

I noticed she was wearing a sweater and I asked her if she wasn't hot with all that on? She pulled up the sweater the top she has underneath to show off the girls and it caught me by surprise.

Big ol thangs for such a small body. She put them away after a quick flash and giggled.

Returned to the room for the massage and as soon as I got face down, the top was off. No massaging just a sensual b2 b soft touch with reaching under my hood, kissing the balls, all over my cheeks and back.

At this point I could careless for a massage. She made her way to my hear and asked what I wanted. Never experienced such an open menu before but unfortunately, I didn't have the proper equipment and was short some cash. She worked with what she had and it was mind blowing. She made good use of her "teddies" and left me wanting more the next time around. Finished up and she told me how much to bring next time for the full experience.

Definitely will be back and will never bother with Spa Sung ever again.

Titan, did you happen to get her name? Sounds fascinating.

[Watta]

Are they gone? I have not been there since June and I really need some attention now!

Any news? Any good alternatives?

WATTA Disaster!

[Member #6066]

Disregard fellas I read a couple older post and confirmed she is.

I reached out to KK today but she said she wasn't available but Lucy is. Is this the same Lucy referenced in this post?

[Titan Omega]

Dreamt I returned to Blue Therapy as I enjoyed my first time there and the line for Chick-Fil-A was around the corner.

Greeted by a different girl this time around with a cute face slender body. During the table shower, she was very playful, especially while I was on my back.

I noticed she was wearing a sweater and I asked her if she wasn't hot with all that on? She pulled up the sweater the top she has underneath to show off the girls and it caught me by surprise.

Big ol thangs for such a small body. She put them away after a quick flash and giggled.

Returned to the room for the massage and as soon as I got face down, the top was off. No massaging just a sensual b2 b soft touch with reaching under my hood, kissing the balls, all over my cheeks and back.

At this point I could careless for a massage. She made her way to my hear and asked what I wanted. Never experienced such an open menu before but unfortunately, I didn't have the proper equipment and was short some cash. She worked with what she had and it was mind blowing. She made good use of her "teddies" and left me wanting more the next time around. Finished up and she told me how much to bring next time for the full experience.

Definitely will be back and will never bother with Spa Sung ever again.

[Member #6066]

I reached out to KK today but she said she wasn't available but Lucy is. Is this the same Lucy referenced in this post?

It's an external prostate massage. Apparently you can stimulate the prostate by exerting enough pressure on the taint, pubic bone, or even the abdomen. As I was reading, I saw some cheeky sexologist refer to it as a back door way to avoid the back door. And I thought my jokes were bad. The sexologist went on to state that this is a good tactic to implement on a brah who would feel uncomfortable with a woman trying to access his prostate through his angus. I hope Lucy didn't choose the external method out of fear that I would be uncomfortable. Little does she know, I couldn't count on all the hands of all the Asian cuties who've stuck a finger in my angus, how many Asian cuties have stuck their finger in my angus. Wait Wut?

Frankie.

[VaPlay]

Anyone sample Lina or Kayla yet in Fairfax / Fairoaks? Kayla's looking quite yummy!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...x/9148327.html

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...w/9148367.html

[Barkeater]

How much are they asking and for what type of services? I think when I went there I paid no more than 160 for FS, not including the house fee.

I paid. 8 for std NOVA and the lady was none too happy about it. As our very detailed FD has said, they are more interested in FS for 1. 6 as far as I can tell. May be worth it, but I am generally only looking for NOVA when in NOVA if you know what I mean. .