Escort Reports

**GuitarGod19** · 08-15-19 13:27

So after my failed appointment this morning, I hit up the cutie who posts in GR from Muskegon, I didn't get her name. There are some negative reviews about her attitude so I was treading lightly. We set up a time and I headed that direction. Got there and she is definitely the girl in the pics, she's exactly my type, tiny and tan with dark hair and tattoos. She's a very pleasant girl, clean private residence, she's had 3 kids and there is a tiny bit of baby damage on her stomach but not bad at all. She has an ass to die for and cute little tits. All that being said, I will never repeat. She has so many rules I lost count. Everything is covered for starters, don't even try to negotiate for a BBBJ. I knew that going in, but that was just the start of the list of "do nots". She doesn't do "endless blow jobs" which I guess is longer than 30 seconds bc she did a half ass jerk off to get me hard. No roaming, every time I went to rub her kitty she pulled away. No saliva, at all, so that means no kissing, licking or sucking anywhere, even her nipples. She's paranoid about the condom coming off so she keeps stopping to readjust it. I don't like covers in general, they make it rough to perform for me, but add in all of the no's I was receiving I was having a difficult time even getting half hard. Managed to do her doggy, she makes next to no noise and doesn't try to act like she's enjoying it. Switched to missionary and I managed to finish between her stopping me to check the cover every minute. All in all it was a waste of 1. 2 hhr and 2 hours of driving round trip. If you're into cute girls that keep telling you no (sounds like the bar scene in my earlier years LOL), then by all means, this is the girl for you. I will not be repeating. Too bad to bc she's beautiful.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/455274327531

**GuitarGod19** · 08-15-19 13:15

Originally Posted by FlenBob [View Original Post]

Cheers to you sir. If everyone did that, they would only post real pictures. I often tell the that before I show up. That is if the pictures do not match, I walk.

What's funny is the ad literally says "if it's not me I'll pay you" and I even confirmed via text that the pics were real, said said they were and that I could leave if they were fake. Just shows you how much they don't care about our time.

**FlenBob** · 08-15-19 13:11

Originally Posted by GuitarGod19 [View Original Post]

Set up an appointment this morning with Sam, looked TGTBT and didn't have reviews so I thought I'd TOFTT. Negotiated 100/ hhr. She's staying at a nice hotel on 28th and 96. Got there and she was definitely NOT the girl in the pictures. She's middle aged, wore out and covered in tattoos. I turned around and walked back out the door and told her to stop posting fake pics. Liars don't get my money.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...y/955738567028

Cheers to you sir. If everyone did that, they would only post real pictures. I often tell the that before I show up. That is if the pictures do not match, I walk.

**Benz1** · 08-15-19 11:16

Originally Posted by GuitarGod19 [View Original Post]

Set up an appointment this morning with Sam, looked TGTBT and didn't have reviews so I thought I'd TOFTT. Negotiated 100/ hhr. She's staying at a nice hotel on 28th and 96. Got there and she was definitely NOT the girl in the pictures. She's middle aged, wore out and covered in tattoos. I turned around and walked back out the door and told her to stop posting fake pics. Liars don't get my money.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...y/955738567028

Applause and a hat tippo to you.

GuitarGod19 Rocks.

**GuitarGod19** · 08-15-19 10:47

Set up an appointment this morning with Sam, looked TGTBT and didn't have reviews so I thought I'd TOFTT. Negotiated 100/ hhr. She's staying at a nice hotel on 28th and 96. Got there and she was definitely NOT the girl in the pictures. She's middle aged, wore out and covered in tattoos. I turned around and walked back out the door and told her to stop posting fake pics. Liars don't get my money.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...y/955738567028

**Comrad** · 08-15-19 09:54

Originally Posted by RealTree40 [View Original Post]

Had a dream with her 3 months ago tits fell down to her knees. Could smell her through her yoga pants. Gave her 30 and told her I wasn't feeling well. She put her top back on and seemed okay with the 30, but told me her baby needed food, which judging by the marks on her arms was code for something different. Good luck YMMV.

That is a fucking shame, she looks hot as hell in those pics, the only reason that I have never contacted her is that she is outcall only. The only review that I have seen in GR is that she pulled up in front of some monger's house, got paranoid and left. I hardly ever look at the Muskegon board. Those eyes alone would make me call her.

**Du Donk** · 08-15-19 05:56

Originally Posted by FlenBob [View Original Post]

Follow the advice and move on.

Thanks for the advice gents. I pledge to be a contributor here as this works best with feedback both to and fro.

**FlenBob** · 08-14-19 20:14

Originally Posted by Rome123 [View Original Post]

There was one recent review and it wasn't good. Old pictures and bad service.

Follow the advice and move on.

**KobeMove** · 08-14-19 18:27

Originally Posted by Stb421 [View Original Post]

Next to report is Simply sweet.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/418407829175

Maybe this should go under massage reports but since I'm here.

I went in knowing any HE was probably not going to happen and that was fine since I needed a good deep tissue massage anyway. For $ for two hours you can't beat the price.

Very good massage, held off on the conversation til towards the end which I liked. Nice neighborhood easy set up. No draping. So if you're in need of a genuine massage she is the one to see.

I saw Simply Sweet about a year ago. Location was a private residence and easy to get to. She's quite friendly but won't talk your ear off if you just want to relax. She does offer HE but you have to ask, she doesn't assume.

**Rome123** · 08-14-19 16:58

Originally Posted by DuDonk [View Original Post]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I sent a text to this provider as her ad intrigued me. I seek a friend with benefits more than a short stay. I spend a few nights a month in GR and would like more of a SB relationship. Does anyone have intel on her? I couldn't find anything to confirm her legitimacy or skill level.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...u/708490832933

Any help on her or suggestions elsewhere greatly appreciated.

There was one recent review and it wasn't good. Old pictures and bad service.

**Munchie51** · 08-14-19 16:11

Originally Posted by Shecky77 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one.

http://muskegon.skipthegames.com/fem...y/602762051756

Check the Muskegon forum, she was confused by a member with Valley Girl, not the same person. Lilly's reviews don't appear to be highly rated.

**RealTree40** · 08-14-19 12:26

Originally Posted by Shecky77 [View Original Post]

Any info on this one.

http://muskegon.skipthegames.com/fem...y/602762051756

Had a dream with her 3 months ago tits fell down to her knees. Could smell her through her yoga pants. Gave her 30 and told her I wasn't feeling well. She put her top back on and seemed okay with the 30, but told me her baby needed food, which judging by the marks on her arms was code for something different. Good luck YMMV.

**Shecky77** · 08-14-19 07:46

Any info on this one.

http://muskegon.skipthegames.com/fem...y/602762051756

**Du Donk** · 08-14-19 06:06

Long time lurker, first time poster. I sent a text to this provider as her ad intrigued me. I seek a friend with benefits more than a short stay. I spend a few nights a month in GR and would like more of a SB relationship. Does anyone have intel on her? I couldn't find anything to confirm her legitimacy or skill level.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...u/708490832933

Any help on her or suggestions elsewhere greatly appreciated.