Escort Reports

[Comrad]

I am posting this in the Escort section because she is now posting on Erotic Monkey as well as USA. We have been texting back and forth for a couple of weeks and I promised to see her, well today was the day. In call off 60th (housemates with Chrissann, but they don't work together). She is beautiful and her pics are accurate. Very sexy eyes and a sexy demeanor. Huge tits with nice nips, minor baby damage on tummy that she likes to keep covered, so I respected that. She told me that she has had 3 natural births but pussy is still in very good shape. My session was total GFE, started with a nice make out session, she is a good kisser and gets into it. She the. Pulled that huge rack out and I played with those things for a while. Made it down to the why for some dining. Nice clean tasty pussy and got very wet. We climbed onto the massage table for some mish, nice and ended with her ankles above her head. She then pushed my head back down between her legs and I finished her off licking her clit to a pulsating orgasm and was dripping wet. We took a short breather, and she laid back on the table and threw her legs up, we went into round 2 and she seemed even tighter after her orgasm. Had a nice round 2 and she said that she really needed a cigarette and I said "doesn't bother me, go for it. She laid back on a futon with her legs spread and lit a cigarette, I took this as an invitation to round 3, dropped a pillow on the floor, got on my knees and went for it. This was a more difficult round to compete and when I did, she said "that's enough Baby". Told me that she gives great massages but we didn't make it that far. She says that she is not desperate for money and wants to be somewhat selective, maybe get a small group of regulars, but we will see. I walked around the house and talked for a while, she just moved back in and is trying to clean the place up, it is a very secluded in call and if she does what she wants, it will be a nice place. She is a very grounded person that like many has been through some tough times and has the scars to prove it. I had a great time and will repeat. Oh and I included some fresh pussy pics for you boys.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...813&cityid=222

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/sweetsut...-rapids-564553

[Munchie51]

After a terrible experience Tuesday I decided to reach out to Pinky, saw her a few weeks back and now she is back to the basement on her SW side place.

She is a great girl, very wide open menu, great communication, basically if you ask, she will accommodate. I enjoyed DATY, BBBJ, Nipple play, DFK, Greek and lots of position changes Damage was very reasonable for and hour, 1.5.

Highly recommended.

Use the link or just search Piinky.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...n/488254598548

[GuitarGod19]

So after my failed appointment this morning, I hit up the cutie who posts in GR from Muskegon, I didn't get her name. There are some negative reviews about her attitude so I was treading lightly. We set up a time and I headed that direction. Got there and she is definitely the girl in the pics, she's exactly my type, tiny and tan with dark hair and tattoos. She's a very pleasant girl, clean private residence, she's had 3 kids and there is a tiny bit of baby damage on her stomach but not bad at all. She has an ass to die for and cute little tits. All that being said, I will never repeat. She has so many rules I lost count. Everything is covered for starters, don't even try to negotiate for a BBBJ. I knew that going in, but that was just the start of the list of "do nots". She doesn't do "endless blow jobs" which I guess is longer than 30 seconds bc she did a half ass jerk off to get me hard. No roaming, every time I went to rub her kitty she pulled away. No saliva, at all, so that means no kissing, licking or sucking anywhere, even her nipples. She's paranoid about the condom coming off so she keeps stopping to readjust it. I don't like covers in general, they make it rough to perform for me, but add in all of the no's I was receiving I was having a difficult time even getting half hard. Managed to do her doggy, she makes next to no noise and doesn't try to act like she's enjoying it. Switched to missionary and I managed to finish between her stopping me to check the cover every minute. All in all it was a waste of 1. 2 hhr and 2 hours of driving round trip. If you're into cute girls that keep telling you no (sounds like the bar scene in my earlier years LOL), then by all means, this is the girl for you. I will not be repeating. Too bad to bc she's beautiful.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/455274327531

[GuitarGod19]

Cheers to you sir. If everyone did that, they would only post real pictures. I often tell the that before I show up. That is if the pictures do not match, I walk.

What's funny is the ad literally says "if it's not me I'll pay you" and I even confirmed via text that the pics were real, said said they were and that I could leave if they were fake. Just shows you how much they don't care about our time.

[FlenBob]

Set up an appointment this morning with Sam, looked TGTBT and didn't have reviews so I thought I'd TOFTT. Negotiated 100/ hhr. She's staying at a nice hotel on 28th and 96. Got there and she was definitely NOT the girl in the pictures. She's middle aged, wore out and covered in tattoos. I turned around and walked back out the door and told her to stop posting fake pics. Liars don't get my money.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...y/955738567028

Cheers to you sir. If everyone did that, they would only post real pictures. I often tell the that before I show up. That is if the pictures do not match, I walk.

[Benz1]

Set up an appointment this morning with Sam, looked TGTBT and didn't have reviews so I thought I'd TOFTT. Negotiated 100/ hhr. She's staying at a nice hotel on 28th and 96. Got there and she was definitely NOT the girl in the pictures. She's middle aged, wore out and covered in tattoos. I turned around and walked back out the door and told her to stop posting fake pics. Liars don't get my money.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...y/955738567028

Applause and a hat tippo to you.

GuitarGod19 Rocks.

[GuitarGod19]

Set up an appointment this morning with Sam, looked TGTBT and didn't have reviews so I thought I'd TOFTT. Negotiated 100/ hhr. She's staying at a nice hotel on 28th and 96. Got there and she was definitely NOT the girl in the pictures. She's middle aged, wore out and covered in tattoos. I turned around and walked back out the door and told her to stop posting fake pics. Liars don't get my money.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...y/955738567028

[Comrad]

Had a dream with her 3 months ago tits fell down to her knees. Could smell her through her yoga pants. Gave her 30 and told her I wasn't feeling well. She put her top back on and seemed okay with the 30, but told me her baby needed food, which judging by the marks on her arms was code for something different. Good luck YMMV.

That is a fucking shame, she looks hot as hell in those pics, the only reason that I have never contacted her is that she is outcall only. The only review that I have seen in GR is that she pulled up in front of some monger's house, got paranoid and left. I hardly ever look at the Muskegon board. Those eyes alone would make me call her.

[Du Donk]

Follow the advice and move on.

Thanks for the advice gents. I pledge to be a contributor here as this works best with feedback both to and fro.

[FlenBob]

There was one recent review and it wasn't good. Old pictures and bad service.

Follow the advice and move on.

[KobeMove]

Next to report is Simply sweet.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...e/418407829175

Maybe this should go under massage reports but since I'm here.

I went in knowing any HE was probably not going to happen and that was fine since I needed a good deep tissue massage anyway. For $ for two hours you can't beat the price.

Very good massage, held off on the conversation til towards the end which I liked. Nice neighborhood easy set up. No draping. So if you're in need of a genuine massage she is the one to see.

I saw Simply Sweet about a year ago. Location was a private residence and easy to get to. She's quite friendly but won't talk your ear off if you just want to relax. She does offer HE but you have to ask, she doesn't assume.

[Rome123]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I sent a text to this provider as her ad intrigued me. I seek a friend with benefits more than a short stay. I spend a few nights a month in GR and would like more of a SB relationship. Does anyone have intel on her? I couldn't find anything to confirm her legitimacy or skill level.

http://grand-rapids.skipthegames.com...u/708490832933

Any help on her or suggestions elsewhere greatly appreciated.

There was one recent review and it wasn't good. Old pictures and bad service.

[Munchie51]

Any info on this one.

http://muskegon.skipthegames.com/fem...y/602762051756

Check the Muskegon forum, she was confused by a member with Valley Girl, not the same person. Lilly's reviews don't appear to be highly rated.

[RealTree40]

Any info on this one.

http://muskegon.skipthegames.com/fem...y/602762051756

Had a dream with her 3 months ago tits fell down to her knees. Could smell her through her yoga pants. Gave her 30 and told her I wasn't feeling well. She put her top back on and seemed okay with the 30, but told me her baby needed food, which judging by the marks on her arms was code for something different. Good luck YMMV.

[Shecky77]

Any info on this one.

http://muskegon.skipthegames.com/fem...y/602762051756