Escort Reports

[Riddick1983]

LOL. Where you guys banging all these hot bar maids and minimum wage workers at? You guys drive conversation vans or something?

I think most married guys like me use escorts because they 1. Already have a hotel room. 2. Less likely to get caught- less likely to cause wife drama. 3. Can hit it and quit it.

I'm not going to pick some girl up at the burger king and take her to my house. LOL.

Note to self, need a cool 70's supervan with shag carpet and a waterbed in the back.

Pretty much hit the nail on the head. It's part of the reason why AMPs are popular (except they tend to suck in the Detroit area). You aren't paying her for sex, you're paying her to keep quiet about sex.

[NeilYoung999]

So true, dude. And don't forget about the girls busting there ass at your neighborhood bars. I have gotten lots of good coochie from the girls that work my favorite hangouts. Many of these girls are stuck in a bar job, busting there asses, and relying on tips to make their money. Once they get to know you, and feel safe with you, many of them will bang you if you help them out with some "bills". One chick needed help with her Consumers bill and was willing to make me happy. Be patient, safe, and open minded. There is pussy all around you waiting to be enjoyed.

Be safe out there.

DD.

LOL. Where you guys banging all these hot bar maids and minimum wage workers at? You guys drive conversation vans or something?

I think most married guys like me use escorts because they 1. Already have a hotel room. 2. Less likely to get caught- less likely to cause wife drama. 3. Can hit it and quit it.

I'm not going to pick some girl up at the burger king and take her to my house. LOL.

Note to self, need a cool 70's supervan with shag carpet and a waterbed in the back.

[Double Dribble]

You're right, I forgot about strippers. A lot of those girls are providers on the side anyway, and the ones that aren't I'm sure have been propositioned plenty of times so they aren't likely to get offended by it.

Another option (if you have courage) are employees are minimum wage jobs, fast food, coffee shops, drug stores ect. You'll see a young, hot 20 year old busting her ass at tim horton's making about making $7 an hour, maybe $5 after taxes. She works part time so probably netting around between 100 and 200 per week. Some are normal young girls in college, working this job for extra cash, maybe living at home with their folks so times aren't hard, these girls likely won't be up to fuck for money. But there are others that probably live on their own, had a tough up bringing, didn't go to school and they NEED this job to make ends meet. These are the ones that will be more willing to fuck a customer to earn an extra week's worth of money. Believe me, these girls are getting hit on by guys while they work anyway, I don't how many have the balls to add money to the conversation.

So true, dude. And don't forget about the girls busting there ass at your neighborhood bars. I have gotten lots of good coochie from the girls that work my favorite hangouts. Many of these girls are stuck in a bar job, busting there asses, and relying on tips to make their money. Once they get to know you, and feel safe with you, many of them will bang you if you help them out with some "bills". One chick needed help with her Consumers bill and was willing to make me happy. Be patient, safe, and open minded. There is pussy all around you waiting to be enjoyed.

Be safe out there.

DD.

[CarlossPicYw]

Hi guys. I usually post in the massage parlor section, but thought I'd put this question up here too. I'd like to compile a short list of reliable, cheap, "short stays" or "blow 'and go. " I don't mean GFE or PSE. Just cheap cum dumpsters that suck dick with a good finish. Suggestions?

Kat: http://detroit.skipthegames.com/mass...e/073269299932.

[Anthroman]

Hi guys. I usually post in the massage parlor section, but thought I'd put this question up here too. I'd like to compile a short list of reliable, cheap, "short stays" or "blow 'and go. " I don't mean GFE or PSE. Just cheap cum dumpsters that suck dick with a good finish. Suggestions?

[Detroit Brian]

https://escortalligator.com.detroit....6443695/Handle

Saw each of these girls, separately on different days. 40/ ss each. Had a really good time with both. They have a house in Detroit, but it feels like a pretty quiet, safe situation. Black girl is a real sweetheart. White girl is kind of a hard ass, but about the best looking girl you can see for 40. Black girl allowed DATY BBBJ, rimming, and LFK. White girl did not. May try a duo at some point, but will definitely repeat individually. They are both cool and laid back. Candy use isn't crazy out of control. Bed is an air mattress, but worked out fine.

Be careful out there.

[EricTheReddit]

Thank you, sir.

How the hell does anyone write a review on her, on this site or any other, and leave THIS part out? I'm not saying it's a deal breaker but give a guy the heads-up forchristsake.

I mean FFS that's a deal breaker for me.

[Other]

The only thing that would prevent me from seeing her again is she has a skin tag the size of a golf ball, from pregnancy next to her vag. This kind of ruined it for me.

Thank you, sir.

How the hell does anyone write a review on her, on this site or any other, and leave THIS part out? I'm not saying it's a deal breaker but give a guy the heads-up forchristsake.

[SkinDogToo]

Reached out to "Kitty" because unicorns are rare Downriver. OMG! This girl started telling me how she was going to be evicted and homeless and could I help her. She just needed $$$ to be able to stay in her place. Too many asks for a girl I NEVER MET! Maybe she was having a bad day but geez beg from your regulars not me!

Same here, She blew up my pone with texts. It was OOC!!

Not a good marketing tool. LOL.

[Pawg Hunter]

If you don't want to go through all the trouble with profiles or sugar babies, another option is just a stripper willing to do OTC (and there are quite a few). The bonus is that you can scope out the goods at the club and negotiate accordingly.

You're right, I forgot about strippers. A lot of those girls are providers on the side anyway, and the ones that aren't I'm sure have been propositioned plenty of times so they aren't likely to get offended by it.

Another option (if you have courage) are employees are minimum wage jobs, fast food, coffee shops, drug stores ect. You'll see a young, hot 20 year old busting her ass at tim horton's making about making $7 an hour, maybe $5 after taxes. She works part time so probably netting around between 100 and 200 per week. Some are normal young girls in college, working this job for extra cash, maybe living at home with their folks so times aren't hard, these girls likely won't be up to fuck for money. But there are others that probably live on their own, had a tough up bringing, didn't go to school and they NEED this job to make ends meet. These are the ones that will be more willing to fuck a customer to earn an extra week's worth of money. Believe me, these girls are getting hit on by guys while they work anyway, I don't how many have the balls to add money to the conversation.

[BigD420]

Pawg hunter that's some thinking. A lot safer all the way around. A lot of broke broads out there that will do that.

[SpanxMcgee]

I agree a FWB is the better way to go. Any suggestions as to how or where one may connect with one?

If you don't want to go through all the trouble with profiles or sugar babies, another option is just a stripper willing to do OTC (and there are quite a few). The bonus is that you can scope out the goods at the club and negotiate accordingly.

[Pawg Hunter]

Great post, thanks.

You're welcome, I've been looking for a way out for a long time as you can tell LOL. I met a girl on craigslist almost a decade ago, we fucked once and it was a great time but she had a bf at the time and wasnt looking for an ongoing thing. I'd randomly keep in touch with her over the years and mentioned that I'd been seeing escorts. The first thing all women ask is "how much did you pay them" LOL. I told her and she said she'd be willing to bang me for slightly higher amount. I saw her a couple times after that and paid her and it was always amazing, so much better than a professional provider. No time limit, no fear of a cop or pimp busting, we know each other and are comortable, mutlipue round and the best part is being able to kiss someone without imaginging all the bbbjs she gave before you lol. Ive only kissed one provider and its because she intitated it and I was too buzzed to care.

This girl actually told me she started charging other dudes that wanted to fuck her as long as they got tested first. She'd been a free **** for years but I made her realized she should enjoy a good fuck and get paid lamo.

I forgot to mention in my earlier post about ex gfs or just random girls you may know (not from your job or its harrasment). If they work a lower income job, try reaching out to them, catch up for awhile and then suggest a paid fwb sitution. You'd be surpised at how open they'd be to the idea. Most have fucked around 20 guys in their life for free. Even if they have a bf, they will cheat to earn the money you're offering LOL. Use you're best judgment, only try the ones you can imaging saying yes.

Again, I'm not trying to get anyone to stop seeing providers, just sharing some other safer options.

[Herrgen]

Great post, thanks.

Well if you don't care about discretion, you could just get on dating sites like Tinder and make it clear in your bio or messages to women that you are "generous" or something to let them know you'll pay for play. The problem with tinder is a girl has to "like" you before you can chat so you need to be fairly attractive to get likes. Or catfish with a fake pic LOL, bait them and offer money. You also get limited "likes" per day unless you pay for the $20 or $30 upgrade. I've talked to a few girls here that could've been free FWB but I'm married so its hard to maintain this kind of thing on the side.

Theres Plenty of Fish, you can find women here but it'll take some work. Most of them get 100's of messages so you'd be best off focusing on newer members, and there are a lot of fakes. The plus side is the site draws women that are kinda poor or slutty so you have a good chance they'll take pay for play.

There are also a lot Michigan Kik group chat rooms where you can flirt with locals. Again, it'll take a lot of mingling to find someone.

There is doublelist.com that's attempting to replace craigslists personals, you can post ads here but honestly will very rarely get replies.

If you're willing to pay, you can try seeking arrangement for a sugar baby but most of these girls are seeking a pricy monthly allowance, the low end is probably 500 a month. Its like your paying for a gf instead one fuck at a time. The plus side is these girls are young and hot. This the option I'm planning to take once I'm divorced.

If you're married, Ashley Madison does work if you're lucky. The membership is based on paid credits, I've meet several women here, they never want pay for play, just an affair.

And there's always flirting with random women at the bar, club, even Walmart LOL. If you get sense she's not interested, offer to pay as a last resort. You'll never see her again so who cares if she downs it down.

Obviously all of these options require a lot of time and effort but in the long run, you'll find an normal girl. Providers are super convenient and fairly cheap but you risk stds, police, pimps, robbery, maybe even get beat up or killed. I'm not judging and have indulged in this hobby for years out of desperation but there are better ways if you have the freedom to try them. I'm guessing a lot guys use providers because they don't want a gf or ongoing fling but its really the safest choice.

[TigerBag01]

I just posted about her last weekish. I've seen her on and off the the last 5 years. She is usually pretty spaced out but if she is high she is terrible. When she is lucid, she is great. Basically the definition of YMMV.

I had a dream about Penelope today. At a seedy motel in Southfield. Her pics are true mind you she's like 5'4 and add 10 years to the face. She's the type you call and 10 minutes later she forgets you called her. Her service was ok and she seemed into it, CBJ, cfs.

The only thing that would prevent me from seeing her again is she has a skin tag the size of a golf ball, from pregnancy next to her vag. This kind of ruined it for me.