Massage Parlor Reports

**Stupitt** · 08-12-19 17:45

Originally Posted by TwoBlueBalls [View Original Post]

I think you mean "Prostate" Stupitt. Wink!

Prostrate.

/712;prstrāt /.

Adjective.

Adjective 1. Lying stretched out on the ground with one's face downward.

Synonyms: prone, lying flat, lying down, flat, stretched out, spreadeagled, sprawling, horizontal, recumbent, on one's front; rareprocumbent.

"they surged forward around the prostrate figure on the ground".

Verb.

Verb 1. Lay oneself flat on the ground face downward, especially in reverence or submission.

LOL you guys are all a bunch of comedians eh? Are you here all week? Yup, it was a typo but you know I meant.

**WardTerry** · 08-12-19 17:39

Curious how often you are able to negotiate for a true BBBJ?

I've been able to get it a handful of times over my mi hearing career but most women seem to refuse even if offered an extra fee.

Curious if there are places more know For that being on the menu or if it is purely a YMMV kind of thing.

**JayLake** · 08-12-19 17:08

Arranged a date with Rhonda, I showed up, let her know I was there, knocked, no reply. I waited around like an idiot for far too long after too. I understand they need to double book sometimes to preserve income from flakes, but at least shoot me a text. Annoying.

**MartinL** · 08-12-19 16:32

Originally Posted by PanchoVilla69 [View Original Post]

Heya gents been on and off lately since my go to places has had a weak line up as of late, just scouting to see if any of you hobbist have come across any big boobs providers (Ds and up). Preferably with FS option. Feel free to Pm me, I will do my best to reciprocate the Intel. Happy huntings.

Speaking of big boobs, does anyone know what happened to Lulu at Yeliah?

**Panther2287** · 08-12-19 16:01

Originally Posted by CStruggle [View Original Post]

Was stopping at the Denny's in this parking lot and noticed Ocean Breeze, but another massage spot about 2 or 3 doors down. Is this a part of Ocean Breeze? Or is there really a new AMP just a couple doors down now.

Any recent reports in either?

I went to OB and the last said that the other place is a bunch of older ladies.

**FunTimes2019** · 08-12-19 12:02

Went last week to see the new line up if girls and luck of draw Lulu enters the room as I'm undressing. Petite and short with a wonderful pair on her. She looked very sexy in her pink one piece. The massage itself was ok. On the flip she mentions if I want a HJ but seeing how tempting she looked I opted for FS. Asked for 1. 4 but I countered with 1.2 which she accepted. Left to get a rain coat and returned to slip off her dress and her pink panties. Very clean kitty. She slipped on the Jimmie and gave me a wet and slurping CBJ which was awesome. Flipped her over and pounded in mish under I popped. Overall a great experience with Luku and she's definitely with seeing. Very sweet girl and as usual V knows how to pick them.

**AmpFan09** · 08-12-19 10:47

Originally Posted by RolfTorren [View Original Post]

So last week I booked an appointment with a provider who was recommended here by another member. I got to the incall. A large office complex in Mission Valley that contains an number of establishments and options. Suddenly I got a text saying that she was unavoidably delayed and could I wait another hour. I had nothing better to do, so I agreed. I found a vantage point in the parking lot and watched a series of providers and clients discreetly or not so discreetly enter and leave. Finally its my turn and I head inside the open courtyard, walking around the gazebo and make a beeline for my destination. Along the way I notice a lonely Asian woman who is seated in the courtyard, adjacent to a storefront massage office. She watches me intensely. Knowing exactly why I'm there. I avoid eye contact and keep going. One hour later I exit with a big grin on my face. More of that another time. Only to see two Asian ladies now seated in the courtyard. I have to walk right past them and can feel their eyes as they watch me and can hear them muttering something as I go past. I turn the corner to head for the parking lot, and bump into a hot Asian MILF in a body-hugging miniskirt. Clearly heading for work. I excuse myself and she kind of just glares at me too. I guess business was slow.

The hot asian MILF for her contact info!

**RolfTorren** · 08-12-19 01:14

So last week I booked an appointment with a provider who was recommended here by another member. I got to the incall. A large office complex in Mission Valley that contains an number of establishments and options. Suddenly I got a text saying that she was unavoidably delayed and could I wait another hour. I had nothing better to do, so I agreed. I found a vantage point in the parking lot and watched a series of providers and clients discreetly or not so discreetly enter and leave. Finally its my turn and I head inside the open courtyard, walking around the gazebo and make a beeline for my destination. Along the way I notice a lonely Asian woman who is seated in the courtyard, adjacent to a storefront massage office. She watches me intensely. Knowing exactly why I'm there. I avoid eye contact and keep going. One hour later I exit with a big grin on my face. More of that another time. Only to see two Asian ladies now seated in the courtyard. I have to walk right past them and can feel their eyes as they watch me and can hear them muttering something as I go past. I turn the corner to head for the parking lot, and bump into a hot Asian MILF in a body-hugging miniskirt. Clearly heading for work. I excuse myself and she kind of just glares at me too. I guess business was slow.

**RolfTorren** · 08-12-19 01:06

Originally Posted by DesertFun [View Original Post]

Rolf, I went solely with 60 minutes until I found out they would do longer! I have done 2 hour massage and 90 minutes as well as the common 60 minute specials. If I'm looking for a full real massage I will opt for the 90 minute massage and I will tip almost as much as I would do for two 1 hour massages. If they are doing a good massage then I know they are working hard so I tip them appropriately. If I happen to get any extras during the last 15-20 minutes it's all a bonus at that point. Just MHO.

I think two hours is a great option if the provider can do both massage and also sensual. My best experiences of this have been in Bangkok, close to twenty years ago. I books two hours a couple of times and enjoyed every second of it. On both occasions there was great therapeutic technique combined with intense teasing, leading up to monumental FS. Its something we only dream about here.

A few years ago I used to see Daisy in Vista. She specialized in BDSM and fetish, but I saw her for massage and role play. She loved doing the latter. Our appointments would go on for two or three hours. I only got out of there once she was satisfied too. I've never met another provider who could match her for sensuality and sheer eroticism.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 08-12-19 00:20

Originally Posted by MikeHall [View Original Post]

Yes, East County Massage is in the virtually empty East County Square shopping center. I've been to Lakeside Reflexology aka Happy Foot--strictly legit both times I was there. There's another massage place in Lakeside on Woodside, also legit. I've been to Cajon Spa many times; that's my go-to when I don't want to venture out of the east county. Haven't been to Lucky or Serenity Now yet. Any good?

When I say Flagged I mean literally flagged on my Google maps to check to check out later. All those places are less than ten minutes from each other. Why the East county restriction? You have any more details you care to share about Cajon Spa? Names, descriptions, services received?

**TwoBlueBalls** · 08-11-19 23:57

IMO, four hands at a handy joint is a complete waste. Personally I don't care how many hands are on my Johnson or body, but that's just me. On the other two hands, four hands at an FS place can be interesting depending on the gals. The gals are key! I've had some interesting ménage à trois, but overall it's more of a novelty for me. An expensive novelty I might add.

Originally Posted by Panther2287 [View Original Post]

I went to see my regular (Honey) who think is fantastic and she kept asking that we do 4 hands massage. Since I didn't have the extra cash I passed. Here's my question.

Has anyone had a 4 handed from Z's and if so is it worth the extra $$.

Honey BTW is excellent great massage even better finish. She'll go for 2nd pop I'd you go for an hour. Has NEVER asked for tip. (IMO that is the best).

Thanks for the help!

**TwoBlueBalls** · 08-11-19 22:37

Monica is gone (sad) but she has a replacement and "Icy" is her name. Why she picked that name, you decide. A petite MILF with a tight bod! She has a love it or hate it raspy voice. Personally I prefer to muffle it with my Johnson in her mouth. Teenage looking Mina is still there and the luscious Lulu always inspires me to rise to the occasion!

A nice variety.

For our secret society.

My board of trustees.

Knows the V aims to please.

**OgPete69** · 08-11-19 21:59

Aloha fellas. Visiting San Diego and was hoping to get a recommendation for a good AMP and / or provider downtown or close to downtown.

Mahalo.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 08-11-19 21:58

Originally Posted by Stupitt [View Original Post]

If done well, I enjoy a little prostrate tickle every now and then. Do any of you have recommendations?

I think you mean "Prostate" Stupitt. Wink!

Pros·trate.

/712;prästrāt /.

Adjective.

Adjective 1. Lying stretched out on the ground with one's face downward.

Synonyms: prone, lying flat, lying down, flat, stretched out, spreadeagled, sprawling, horizontal, recumbent, on one's front; rareprocumbent.

"they surged forward around the prostrate figure on the ground".

Verb.

Verb 1. Lay oneself flat on the ground face downward, especially in reverence or submission.

**PaperBack** · 08-11-19 18:54

Thanks for the report on a place out my way -- will definitely check it out!

Originally Posted by MikeHall [View Original Post]

Ok, check it out. A new place opened up in my neck of the woods: East County Spa off the 8 at Los Coches, on Camino Canada. Just got back. Tried to go earlier this morning, but the papasan--an older white guy--asked if I had an appointment, which seemed odd because one of the MTs was right there in the lobby. "No," I said, and he said he could fit me in an hour later if I gave my name. Uh, I'll try back later. So after hours of yardwork and a shower, I went back 9 hours later. Same papasan and MT were still there, joined by another MT. After paying. 45 for an hr, I'm ushered back by the younger of the two MTs, Sophia, who recognized me from earlier this morning. She's about 40, not attractive but not ugly, large B / small C cups, not overweight but not thin, just average all around. She wore a skirt and tube top. The place is clean with flowers on the table. I strip and she did a good massage on my back. After a long week and all that yardwork, I could use a good massage even if the place is legit. I gave her the universal leg rub symbol to let her know I'm not LE; she doesn't shy away. Still, I can't tell if any extras are offered. She finishes my back with some kind of course rub that felt like sandpaper, but not too bad, then hot rocks. As she moved to the legs she was careful to cover my ass crack and junk with the sheet. But as she massaged the upper legs her fingers would barely touch my taint, balls, and Little Mikey, who's starting to stir now. On the flip, again she's careful to cover my my chest and junk with the sheet, and eventually works her way down to my lower belly. At this point I figure I'm going to TOFTT, but lo and behold she points to Little Mikey and says, "OK?" Hell yeah! She only offers HJ and asks for. 5, I counter. 4 and she agrees. I then ask if she gets naked, to which she says. 6, I agree. She only gets topless though. Nice tits, lets me suck them, I even manage to work my hand under her skirt and under her panties for a little FOV. I finish and she cleans me then finishes up the hour with more massage. She made sure I remember her name, Sophia. I'll definitely be back since it's so close to me. Hope they have a rotation of girls eventually. Enjoy, all you east county mongers!