Massage Parlor Reports

[TheBenster]

Was in need of a massage with a preference for a younger masseuse, so I went to Air Body Massage in GG. Got a young gal (I think the name is Yuki), she said she is 24 yrs old, very petite. Massage was okay (most of the time too soft, but she cracked me here and there). A bit too shy and therefore no teasing. On the flip I had a hard time communicating with her, but two Andrew Jacksons for HE and one more for roaming. Roaming was difficult with the bra on, but her cute little tits are awesome. I'd definitely date that gal. She also got a bit more friendly and counted my abs LOL. Would only repeat if more is on the table, but the rooms are not fully closed (opening above the door) which makes it a bit less private. So I left with one Benjamin total less in my pocket which is not too bad.

[Whitey69]

Haven't been on here in a while and found myself in Anaheim with some time to kill. Went by Mimosa and there was a 20 minute wait which didn't work for me. I saw the sign for Sakura as I drove down chapman and thought I would check it out. Good parking and private location behind the buildig. Paid the $40 house for 30 min and got an average looking Chinese lady dressed in leggings and a loose long shirt / dress. At thispoint I was OK with a strait massage, and figured anything else would be a bonus. Started the massage dry then applied oil. Pretty good massage with firm pressure. Worked on my back and neck for about 10 minutes, then went to my legs & ass. Oiled up my legs and did a good job of massage mixed with some nice inner-thigh / groin work with a lot of ball-grazing. I opened up my stance a bit to give her more access, which she took full advantage of!

On the flip she went strait to junior without any questions or discussion of tip. She used a lot of oil and very light touches. Then she said something which I didn't understand, so I asked her to repeat. She motioned with her hand to her open mouth and asked me "do you want?" I asked for donation and she kept saying whatever I say. Finally she said $80. I didn't have the cash so I declined, but its nice to know that's on the menu! Not sure if it would be CBJ or BBBJ, but I may go back and test. Either way the work she did was good and ended well! No mention of tip for that, left the standard amount on the pillow and was on my way. She wasn't very pretty, but its always fun when you don't know what your going to get!

[AcuraDreamer]

Went again today to go see Helen, paid for the hour and got a private room, Helen took me to my room in the back Wich is a better room than last time since the walls in this room go all the way to the ceiling, after going in have Helen her too and she started to grab Junior and sucking in my nipples. She's way more aggressive than Anna. Pretty much like every one has said she talks a lot and kept whispering into my ear that she loves me LOL. Overall she is really good and definitely recommend F&C to people who don't care that you are getting a older women.

There is a difference between an older woman MILF, than an old woman granny. LOL hahaha should be renamed Fish and Chips with Grandma. Haha.

[BabyWipes]

Went in for a nuru session with Khloe. The pics they send you are bullshit, but she was a pleasant surprise. A slim white girl with natural B cups. Probably no older than 24. Cute face and a tight little body. Attitude was good, friendly but not overly talkative. Service was very enjoyable, though she kept her undies on the whole time. Been with other providers here and they usually go full nude. Might repeat, but really want to try others that are recommended here. Hit me up if you've got a good recommendation, especially for Nuru!

[Mondo72]

Anyone who if a place that does some manscapping that'll leave me very happy? There is that barber that was mentioned before. Hoping someone can point me in her direction (as that info is probably buried several pages in) or another place?

Hey Tip,

Don't know if you've tried Michelle in Orange / Tustin. Not sure if manscaping is on her menu since I had different services but I guess you can call her and find out before heading out her way.

BTW, she only works weekdays, in case you are interested send me a PM.

Mondo.

[PumpMan]

Is there anyone out there that uses real photos? Please refer me or something because I am tired of fake photos! I want to know what I am getting.

Novia. Honey SPA.

[Mhsm2014]

Between Ruby and Chloe, who has the bigger jubblies?

Chloe. That Hitomi Tanaka comparison is no joke.

[AverageJoeJohn]

Is there anyone out there that uses real photos? Please refer me or something because I am tired of fake photos! I want to know what I am getting.

[HairyChest]

Went again today to go see Helen, paid for the hour and got a private room, Helen took me to my room in the back Wich is a better room than last time since the walls in this room go all the way to the ceiling, after going in have Helen her too and she started to grab Junior and sucking in my nipples. She's way more aggressive than Anna. Pretty much like every one has said she talks a lot and kept whispering into my ear that she loves me LOL. Overall she is really good and definitely recommend F&C to people who don't care that you are getting a older women.

[DJezDick]

Life Keys- $40 + $40. Decent massage w / HE. Nothing else is offered. Didn't get a name. Middle aged skinny Viet.

Jolie Perle Spa. Advertised 'Nuru" Young asian girl with enhanced tits and rock hard body. Said her name was Kelly. Use to work at TLC in Costa Mesa. She Striped down for 15 min Nuru massage. Limited rooming and very conservative on the positions.

$50.00 + $100 w / HE. Wanted $150 but I said NO WAY! Nothing else offered.

[Cappy73]

Honey Spa usually has a lineup but you have to text them for the link.

Tons of new girls and they continue to use more and more fake photos. Anyone try any of the new girls?

Quick Summary of my Experiences (even a C at HoneySpa is an enjoyable experience).

Kat: A- (Orange Location).

Eva: B+ (Costa Mesa and Orange Location).

Kayla: B+ (For the mileage hounds. Not really my type).

Novia: B (multiple visits. Very consistent).

Kelly: B (a second Visit might yield better service).

Tiffany: B (a second visit might yield better service).

Valerie: B.

Brittany: C+.

Erin: C+ (multiple visits. Kept thinking it'd get better).

Claire: C+.

Cara: C.

Kimmy: Fail.

[RockWool]

Hey sixincher, I'm glad to know I am a "saint" for reviewing this place. I'm glad to see all the posts and PMs I've received after reviewing this place. In my first post I reviewed a lots of places / girls and this one got the most attention. Nothing but positive feedback about this place. I'd like to hear some more thoughts and suggestions regarding this place so I'll review all the girls I've seen here.

RUBY: Sixincher hit the nail on the head with his review of both Ruby and Chloe. I don't have much to add that he didn't already say. Ruby's massage is great. It's a legitimately good massage. She must have implants but they're good ones. She's soft and kind and enthusiastic. I won't say my age or ethinicity but I believe she could be over 40. She's older than me for sure. I don't mean to talk about her disparagingly because she's excellent but I'm just trying to be accurate here. It can be hard to tell with these girls. She's on the older side, for this place anyway...

Between Ruby and Chloe, who has the bigger jubblies?

[PowerMango]

Does anyone know any places with a lineup?

Honey Spa usually has a lineup but you have to text them for the link.

[AverageJoeJohn]

Does anyone know any places with a lineup?

[Mhsm2014]

Been a monger for about 8 years now and was an advocate of mainly BP you til it got shut down and RM until comments got disabled. Found this page through numerous searches / forums. And glad I did! Decided I would finally join the party. So here we go. Not going to go through all my experiences but will about my last two.

RUBY.

This is a fucking gem. Monger who reviewed it is a saint and my new favorite spot. Called in advance for appointment and asked for Chloe because I wanted to see the Hitomi Tinaka reference. She didn't work that day so I went with Ruby who supposedly gave great massage and big bolt ons. Busy parking in afternoon and lots of people sitting outside at restaurant next door. Took a couple shots in car and walked in. Beautiful girl in 30's in tight yellow dress with cleavage helped me at counter (will have to find out who that was) said I had appointment with ruby, took me to room. Undressed and ruby came in. She did not look like she was in her 40's as reference in previous review. Gave a great Thai style massage with stretching and lots of play and teach under before flip.

On flip asked what I wanted told her everything to see what I would get. She asked how much I had told her $. She got naked and allowed full play with some of the greatest tits I have ever seen. She encourage play with them took her time and finished me off. Gave more massage afterwards and started talking more. And gave me her number. Great fucking experience. I know it's expensive and some people will hate that it cost that but it's newport what do you expect.

CHLOE.

Called back on a day I was told Chloe worked. Scheduled appointment for same time around 3 pm. And oh boy was previous poster correct about hitomi. I mean not really but massive naturals (or really fucking good bolts). Massage was not as good as Ruby or even close but decent with good pressure. Some play before the flip. On flipped told her. 8 and she agreed. She took off top and holy shit. I have never had a single masseur boob that one of my hands couldn't fully grasp. I mean it wasn't even close and I have decent sized hands. Good finish. Nothing spectacular except the tits of course. Not talkative.

I will definitely be coming back. And spending way too much money. This is a great place with ALL beautiful women!!

Hey sixincher, I'm glad to know I am a "saint" for reviewing this place. I'm glad to see all the posts and PMs I've received after reviewing this place. In my first post I reviewed a lots of places / girls and this one got the most attention. Nothing but positive feedback about this place. I'd like to hear some more thoughts and suggestions regarding this place so I'll review all the girls I've seen here.

RUBY: Sixincher hit the nail on the head with his review of both Ruby and Chloe. I don't have much to add that he didn't already say. Ruby's massage is great. It's a legitimately good massage. She must have implants but they're good ones. She's soft and kind and enthusiastic. I won't say my age or ethinicity but I believe she could be over 40. She's older than me for sure. I don't mean to talk about her disparagingly because she's excellent but I'm just trying to be accurate here. It can be hard to tell with these girls. She's on the older side, for this place anyway.

CHLOE: Yep. Hitomi Tanaka. Yeah he mentioned it's a slight exaggeration but he seemed awestruck nonetheless. So was I. Yes I exaggerate comparing her to Hitomi but how big is the exaggeration? Unlike her tits, it's very small. Saw her twice her and she was the only one to ask for a tip beforehand. Didn't like that but I got up and gave it to her. Tried giving 80 both times but she asked for 100 to get naked. Left thong on both times. Tits are incredible. I'd like some feedback on Hannah from Body Care Center. I haven't seen her advertised there in a few months. I'm pretty sure this is the same girl. She had the same MO. She's not too enthusiastic about feeding. "Easy easy!" she said once and pushed me away. Maybe I was being too ravenous so I can respect that. If a provider clearly doesn't like something I'm not going to push it. But yeah, she's has opportunities for improvement. For anyone who's had an experience with Hannah at Body Care let me know.

HAILEY: She's the one I mentioned in my initial review who was American born and I didn't get her name. I saw her again and she's Hailey. She's young and drop dead gorgeous. Has really nice bolt ons. She looks like all the girls you see on the Vietnamese coffee shop instagrams. I don't know how she wound up here and not at Honey Spa or some place but she's so hot. Her massage is half-assed but everything else is great. Takes it all off and allows lots of mutual touching. Just great, really really great.

TAMMY: I saw some unfavorable reviews about her on Rmaps but this wasn't my experience. Really sweet and smiley with me. Just a very pretty, young, all natural girl. Kind of looks like Jade Kush without the big tits. Hers are the smallest off all the girls here. Not bad but just a fact. Seems a little shy but I liked her a lot. She allows feeding but go easy. Maybe she's gone down hill. I don't know. I've seen her twice and both of my experiences were good.

SELENA: Not a negative but she is definitely the oldest one here. Late 40's but compare this to other places. She's really pretty. Great fit body and decent implants. She gives the most nuru-esque massage here. She gets on top of you and licks your nipples. Great slow and sensual ending. She's also the only one who's not all shaven. That's a turn off for some but I kind of like that sometimes.

KELLY: YMMV here. She was the first one I ever saw here and then saw her again recently. She remembered me which shocked me. Quite a long time has gone by. My first visit ended like all these others but with just a boob popping out. The second she stripped down to a thong and we were LFK. She bolt ons that are not as good as some of the others but not bad. Not giving a bad review here but comparatively speaking the other girls have better. That kissing though. I think finding kissing at an AMP is harder to find than FS.

UNKNOWN: One I saw here earlier on when I didn't get names. Very similar to Chloe. Giant natural tits. You know all those pictures you see of cute young big tits Chinese models you see on these ads and then the girls look nothing like them? She looked like one of the girls in the ads. Young and very cute face. Tits almost as big as Chloe's. This was several months ago. Maybe she's not there anymore. I don't know her name anyway so not much help.

Now here are my Jerry Springer's final thoughts. Best actual massage is Ruby. Selena would be a close second. Kelly's was good too. Best tits are obviously Chloe. The unknown girl is also a close second. Prettiest is for sure Hailey. Bonafide bombshell, though none of them aren't hot. Best ending. Maybe Selena. Maybe Kelly. Nice and slow. Most enthusiastic would be hard to say. Kelly was the second time but first experience was completely different. I don't want to say worst but Chloe would be the least good in this department. This is an area for improvement but you need to see them to believe them. Wow. I know that's a deal breaker for a lot of guys though.

So for traditional AMPs this has to the be best one in the area. I'm not talking FS places or nuru places with every type of ethnicity but for an old fashioned AMP this has got to be the best. I think you get what you pay for. I've always tipped 80-100 but have always been more satisfied here than at other old fashioned AMPs. Some guys are hellbent on not tipping more than 40 for this service but to each his own. As I said before, quality over quantity. I got a lot of positive responses about my last post from guys saying they don't understand that mindset either. Oh well. For me though this place always delivers in spades. I think it's the best of its type. If not I'd genuinely like to hear about anything giving it a run for its money. I challenge you to CHANGE MY MIND!