Massage Parlor Reports

[DynoJr]

I visited Malena a year or two ago now and had none of the issues your acquaintance described. She was very pleasant before, during, and after. Maybe I just saw her on a good day. Massage was solid on a nice heated table and L2 is standard service as far as I know, but I don't know that I'd call her a looker. She's not ugly and I often consider going back for another visit, but I keep looking for similar service from someone a bit younger and skinnier.

I agree, in fact I would argue that Malena is probably the most normal woman you would ever meet in this hobby. She enjoys servicing men but expects to be respected, so if this person ever got attitude from her I would suggest that he likely deserved it. I once tried to book her on short notice and she politely declined, not because she had a conflict but rather found a last minute request to be disrespectful.

I would describe her personality like a 40 year old woman that works as your office manager or administrative assistant. Very intelligent, very social, and very skilled. She's not a model but I found her to be 40 year old cute. No work done, all natural. I wouldn't hesitate to set up a meeting.

[Hobbyist256]

I haven't seen her, but being intrigued by her advertising, I met a man who has visited her a few times. He said, I'm quoting here "she is crazy, completely insane, hysterical, unstable, with sudden mood swings etc. ," I was not sure if I could trust his opinion, but decided not to take any chances and stay away from her.

I visited Malena a year or two ago now and had none of the issues your acquaintance described. She was very pleasant before, during, and after. Maybe I just saw her on a good day. Massage was solid on a nice heated table and L2 is standard service as far as I know, but I don't know that I'd call her a looker. She's not ugly and I often consider going back for another visit, but I keep looking for similar service from someone a bit younger and skinnier.

[Walker333]

You might consider trying Malena (chicagosensualtouch.com). I haven't personally seen her, but from what I understand she would satisfy what you're looking for.

I haven't seen her, but being intrigued by her advertising, I met a man who has visited her a few times. He said, I'm quoting here "she is crazy, completely insane, hysterical, unstable, with sudden mood swings etc. ," I was not sure if I could trust his opinion, but decided not to take any chances and stay away from her.

[DanTheMan1010]

Just moved offices from Loop to greektown.

Anyone have any recs for this area and my other question would be has anyone have gone for a 30 min during lunch?

Thanks a bunch!

[Member #6027]

You might consider trying Malena (chicagosensualtouch.com). I haven't personally seen her, but from what I understand she would satisfy what you're looking for.

I have looked through the threads and haven't had much luck tracking down a quality massage, and L2, from an indie provider who is a 7 or above. If anyone has a lead on this, please PM me if you would prefer. The search continues!

[JohnMBishop29]

I have looked through the threads and haven't had much luck tracking down a quality massage, and L2, from an indie provider who is a 7 or above. If anyone has a lead on this, please PM me if you would prefer. The search continues!

[Mayo Teru]

Second time seeing Eva at Belmont, a few days ago. First of all, her massage is quite good I think. Not sure how it stacks up to some, but definitely nice for me (I went with medium on the easy / medium / hard scale). Felt relaxing for sure. More importantly, on the flip, she wasted no time going for the goods. I didn't either, asking to see her wonderful C / D cups (not sure which) right away, which she had no problem with. I asked for Russian which was readily agreed to, ultimately ended with her on her back, me pumping away and COT. A little squeamish on the finish, but overall she was pretty into it, some basic dirty talk, definitely a good attitude and a fun time. Don't want to discuss price, but I will say that she never bargained for a specific donation, just trusted me to put down enough. YMMV of course. Think I've found a keeper for now.

[TomCody1986]

I've scoured the forums and there's surprisingly minimal info on chicagorubs.com. Posts here and there across threads, but no consensus. Returning to Chicago where I mongered and shared for years. My expectations are limited. I'm fine with L1 from a decent looking girl. Any thoughts?

[MongerAlways]

Had a dream in oak brook about elite muse. Also ads in eros and rub ratings as oakbrook massage. Names are kitty, kali, etc.

Ad stated upgrades, oil, hot towel, sensual rub. It also mentioned prostate, etc. They advertise on rub ratings and eros.

Anyways, avoid this place. It has been reported before. I paid $1. 50 for the deluxe bc it said it would include upgrades. I did not get a single upgrade. Not one. I was shorted time as well. She mentioned her friend was suppose to be there. Bull. I saw the ad. Other reports say they've haggled crazy pricing if you dont pay the deluxe

There were literally 2 dozen AA men out in the hallways, wiairng to get haircuts bc there's 4 other barbers and hairdressers there. So she knew I couldn't make a scene. It was such a scam. They all looked at me like I was a chump.

I've done biz before with paris and some of the same crew. This is offed up. To dream a $1. 50 for a shitty massage, no upgrade, nothing. No tease. Chick was obviously a stripper, with fake boobs and fake butt.

This is not worth it. Stay away guys.

This has been reported before as bad.

[Hrodebert]

You are exactly on point here.

If I had to bet, I would say that these new places are like the new loop spot I was asking about recently. No sooner do they open than reviews start popping up on RM (and those reviews are almost exclusively from people with just the one review). If you ask about the places here, you get the same thing: someone with one review telling you its good. In fact, I see someone (with one review) has already posted to say LuLu is good to go.

These places may well be good, but I'm suspicious of the reviews.

[OrdLover]

Looking for either a mature or granny. Any good recommendation? I already try Michelle from Belmont, Judy from Lilly, Debbie on Peterson, and Candy from sister lavender. They were all good but I just didn't click with them. I clicked with Anna HK Therapy on Milwaukee. But that placed closed down and like a dumbass I forgotten to get her number. Unless someone know where she went or have her contact you can pm me.

Anything new lately? Or maybe a hidden gem that they can point out.

[Dreamer99]

My choice has been Isabela. She can give a true massage therapist level massage. Everything else is standard release. Nothing more or less. But the woman is drop dead beautiful and has absolutely amazing tits. The one downside is she is so good at what she does and so attractive that you will leave wanting more with her but unfortunately she does not take things any further.
In the interest of full disclosure I have not had the pleasure of visiting Jasmine

Massage is good, professional. But I found 4 drawbacks 1. She has well developed GPS, 2. She requires some identification, 3. Parking is usually a nightmare, 4. There are some curious neighbors around.

Thanks guys. I should have mentioned that I have visited Isabela in the past few times. I was just hoping to get some comparison with Jennifer given they provide / advertise similar level of service.

And I agree she does a very good massage and she is good looking. The tits are fake though. And I have been avoiding visiting her because of #4 on Walker's list. But looking to visit either her or Jasmine.

[ChiTongue65]

If I had to bet, I would say that these new places are like the new loop spot I was asking about recently. No sooner do they open than reviews start popping up on RM (and those reviews are almost exclusively from people with just the one review). If you ask about the places here, you get the same thing: someone with one review telling you its good. In fact, I see someone (with one review) has already posted to say LuLu is good to go.

These places may well be good, but I'm suspicious of the reviews.

I started reading USA sex guide under an old handle in the late 90's. Most of the info back then was solid but occasionally someone embellished their experience way beyond reality. Descriptions of women vary widely depending on the posters age preferences, even how the woman smells or how her voice sounds.

Almost everyone is using the internet to make money. The wiley spa owners generally aren't stupid. With the advent of translation apps it is all to easy to post fake ads to boost name recognition and sales. If a fake review or two brings in another customer then do it.

[Deleted by Admin]

The good old days were spotty at best with highs and lows all the time. I remember "the Jones Report" fiasco pretty well but there were always some good times and bright spots thrown in. It's a big P4P word out their. Try to increase your knowledge and make good choices.

[Member #6520]

Found two new places. One is called DVS spa and the other one is called Lulu Massage. Both on RM. DVS have a couple of reviews there but I can't read it. Have any one here try them yet?

DM Me; I have a rubmaps account.

[Member #6027]

If I had to bet, I would say that these new places are like the new loop spot I was asking about recently. No sooner do they open than reviews start popping up on RM (and those reviews are almost exclusively from people with just the one review). If you ask about the places here, you get the same thing: someone with one review telling you its good. In fact, I see someone (with one review) has already posted to say LuLu is good to go.

These places may well be good, but I'm suspicious of the reviews.

Found two new places. One is called DVS spa and the other one is called Lulu Massage. Both on RM. DVS have a couple of reviews there but I can't read it. Have any one here try them yet?