Massage Parlor Reports

[Creeping]

So after reading the rave reviews of heading over the bridge to Emerald to meet young and lovely ladies for a massage with potentially superb extras. I hate to break some dissapointing news to you BUT I was far from impressed. The sure thing is getting Friction Stomp action! The downside is the 2 providers I met were old, like late 40's to mid 50's old.

Performance wise, massage sucked and the best part was the hot towel placed on my back and the larger bed used. Regarding the flip, Kay, my provider acted like she was on something. She acted extremely hyper, loud, and obnoxious. I hope YMMV is the case here. CBJ was a little painful, think of jabber jaws! I swear she thought my shit was a teriyaki stick! I had to pull her off so we could get into CG, reverse CG, and hot dawg to finish. Damage was. 7 for the house fee and she haggled 1. 4 for the friction stomping. I won't be repeating, too far of a commute for the same grannies I can get here in Nova with better performance. Best of luck to future visitors.

Creepin.

[Rhinopole]

Had a lovely dream today with Angela. She is stunning and very sweet. Went for the 7 for the hour. No TS there at Crystal, it seems. Anyhow, not much of a therapeutic massage, but was so enjoyable anyhow that I will defo be repeating. Very sweet, pretty affectionate, and to my eyes at least, stunningly beautiful. Very similar to the report quoted as to the deets, but I didn't mind that it was a bit over par on the damages.

I visited CS today (1st time) and saw Angela. I concur with the previous posts. She's attractive and sweet. Body is decent but not over-the-top. I'll see her again, but we should try to keep a handle on the fees.

[Rhinopole]

Montgomery County Board Link:

PG County Board Link:

A year or so ago a terrific provider (went by Lena or Sophia) was busted and left the area. If she's back in the area please PM me with contact info. Thanks.

[Rhinopole]

When she has hold of your joystick, asking will you take care of me? Or how much you pay? There's a tendency to gulp and say whatever you want baby.

Entry fees vary, expect $. 2+ to get in the door, if you want a drink or popcorn, that will be extra, plus many times a tip. Not much different than an AMP, after taxes and environmental fees.

Milage will vary, carry $$ to cover any unexpected situations, that'll take you far. Unless you want to visit the mythical city of Boom-boom, that can cost another $. Depending if you're taking the speed bus or direct flight.

PG County, not far over the bridge is an alternative. There are AMPs in Fort Washington, Oxen Hill, Temple Hill, Suitland where the house fee for 1 hr is. 6 or. 7. The menus usually range from appetizer to the full meal. Cost is generally more reasonable than No. Va.

[Rhinopole]

Other mongers have posted reviews in the forum on some of these gals. I saw one for Jewel in Annandale, who also advertises as Bena, not too long ago and the monger reported paying a total of $$. 5 (base fee plus tip) for a rub followed by FS. That strikes me as rather high given that Jewel's base fee is $. 2 for an hour. Some of these gals can be reasonable with their tip expectations; others, like Jewel, suffer from GPS. It should also be noted that some of those providers don't offer French lessons or FS.

Your best bet might be to stick with reliable providers like KK, Nalee and Tara who offer good massages with limited post-flip service menus, but they also won't shake down mongers for unreasonable tips.

I saw Jewel a while ago. IMHO, not worth seeing. Not enough value for the entry fee and there are more attractive ladies available.

[Rhinopole]

Did you leave your shorts on or something?

No, that's not normal for an AMP. If someone recommended the place, use their future recommendations to avoid those places.

[Frank Digitola]

Did you leave your shorts on or something?

Yeah brah. The fact that you were sent out of Garden tuggerless doesn't make any sense. If Joanna was who you saw (short, tight body, attractive, pretty smile, long curled hair, plump and round ass), then that's even more out of the ordinary. Also, I'm going to need you to clarify. Are they doing construction in Garden or they're doing work in the office park? I can't have one of my go to spots out of commission on me.

Frankie.

[Calvin1]

Did you leave your shorts on or something?

Nah, I did not. She just put a towel over my junk LOL.

Maybe next time will be diff. Def worth going for the massage anyway.

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

Have seen Jen 4 or 5 times now. Find each time her massage gets better and she is more relaxed. I quite enjoy the package she offers in massage, looks and finish. She just seems real and has not yet become haddd.

She works with Nalee in Centreville. Her massage seem bit light compared to Nalee but she is young. I felt like she is a virgin and she feels too mechanical.

[Backrub321]

1st post.

So I went to Garden Spa / Red Rose in Burke, old Keene Rd. There was construction going on so was only able to do 30 min. The lady said since they were short on time she would charge. 4, instead of usual. 5.

As reviewed by others, massage was great. We conversed in Chinese. She told me I looked 23-24 (not too far off LOL).

But here was the kicker.

After I flipped, she just kept massaging until time was up and that was it LOL. Didn't ask about extras, Happy ending or anything. I get shy to ask so I didn't. I tipped. 2 and she told me to come back next time for a 90 min session.

Uhhhh is that normal? Is it because it was my first time there? Any tactful way of bringing up the finish?

Did you leave your shorts on or something?

[Tom McAn]

Ok guys I need some help. I have read and reread this posts over and over and sorting out the good not so good and bad reviews after awhile it all runs together so please help me. I have gone to various AMPs in NOVA and it's been hit or miss at best, so I think I may venture into the in home studios. I'm sure most photos are fake even though they swear they are real, Before I deploy to gosh knows where this time I want to try either b2 b or even a nuru, and would like some nice eye candy and still not have to take out a loan for an hour escape from reality, I see ads for Sophia, Bena, Maylin, Nadia, Amy, Lucy and the list goes on and on I saw a new one today for Apple, so I'm asking the professionals (you guys) for your help. Please share and if possible can you let me know your total damage. And as always thank you for your guidance and help.

Other mongers have posted reviews in the forum on some of these gals. I saw one for Jewel in Annandale, who also advertises as Bena, not too long ago and the monger reported paying a total of $$. 5 (base fee plus tip) for a rub followed by FS. That strikes me as rather high given that Jewel's base fee is $. 2 for an hour. Some of these gals can be reasonable with their tip expectations; others, like Jewel, suffer from GPS. It should also be noted that some of those providers don't offer French lessons or FS.

Your best bet might be to stick with reliable providers like KK, Nalee and Tara who offer good massages with limited post-flip service menus, but they also won't shake down mongers for unreasonable tips.

[Freddy35]

I tried CS again last week to see who I would get when I spun the wheel. This time it was Emma who was quite cute and looked to be in her 20's. I was a little worried because in the past when I've had young ones here they were business only. Emma gave a passable massage with a bit of incidental contact in the right places followed by a bit of taint massage right before the flip. After the flip she was ready go with a bit of light chest massage and then on to the main act. She allowed OTC roaming while in action. I tried a little UTC up top but she seemed reluctant. A nice time was had and its fun to get a younger cute provider.

The details Emma was cute with small Bs, friendly, and gave a passable massage with a good ending. The damage was 60 house and a 40 tip. I would see her again.

[Slate111]

Hi all,

I am relatively new to the site (not to the hobby) and have posted info on my experiences. I am curious about Jen in Centreville. There were a few posts about a month back but none since and when I search her name now there are no past threads.

I am guessing that might be because she has requested not to have posts on her? Or that people are wanting to keep her a secret? Or is there another possibility?

Anyway, I would love any info that people would like to share on her. Please PM me.

Thanks,

Ulrik.

She works with Nalee in Centreville. Her massage seem bit light compared to Nalee but she is young. I felt like she is a virgin and she feels too mechanical.

[Calvin1]

1st post.

So I went to Garden Spa / Red Rose in Burke, old Keene Rd. There was construction going on so was only able to do 30 min. The lady said since they were short on time she would charge. 4, instead of usual. 5.

As reviewed by others, massage was great. We conversed in Chinese. She told me I looked 23-24 (not too far off LOL).

But here was the kicker.

After I flipped, she just kept massaging until time was up and that was it LOL. Didn't ask about extras, Happy ending or anything. I get shy to ask so I didn't. I tipped. 2 and she told me to come back next time for a 90 min session.

Uhhhh is that normal? Is it because it was my first time there? Any tactful way of bringing up the finish?

[DoctorDoctor]

Ok guys I need some help. I have read and reread this posts over and over and sorting out the good not so good and bad reviews after awhile it all runs together so please help me. I have gone to various AMPs in NOVA and it's been hit or miss at best, so I think I may venture into the in home studios. I'm sure most photos are fake even though they swear they are real, Before I deploy to gosh knows where this time I want to try either b2 b or even a nuru, and would like some nice eye candy and still not have to take out a loan for an hour escape from reality, I see ads for Sophia, Bena, Maylin, Nadia, Amy, Lucy and the list goes on and on I saw a new one today for Apple, so I'm asking the professionals (you guys) for your help. Please share and if possible can you let me know your total damage. And as always thank you for your guidance and help.

When she has hold of your joystick, asking "will you take care of me"? Or "how much you pay"? There's a tendency to gulp and say "whatever you want baby".

Entry fees vary, expect $. 2+ to get in the door, if you want a drink or popcorn, that will be extra, plus many times a tip. Not much different than an AMP, after taxes and environmental fees.

Milage will vary, carry $$ to cover any unexpected situations, that'll take you far. Unless you want to visit the mythical city of Boom-boom, that can cost another $. Depending if you're taking the speed bus or direct flight.