Massage Parlor Reports

[CoolWays]

Ok guys I need some help. I have read and reread this posts over and over and sorting out the good not so good and bad reviews after awhile it all runs together so please help me. I have gone to various AMPs in NOVA and it's been hit or miss at best, so I think I may venture into the in home studios. I'm sure most photos are fake even though they swear they are real, Before I deploy to gosh knows where this time I want to try either b2 b or even a nuru, and would like some nice eye candy and still not have to take out a loan for an hour escape from reality, I see ads for Sophia, Bena, Maylin, Nadia, Amy, Lucy and the list goes on and on I saw a new one today for Apple, so I'm asking the professionals (you guys) for your help. Please share and if possible can you let me know your total damage. And as always thank you for your guidance and help.

[Mustang946]

I made a few visits to King in the past few week and a half. The first visit, CiCi was busy so I drew Sarah who had only been there a week. Similar build as CiCi but a bit shorter and older looking face. Good TS and as I only had time for a half hour, I can't say much about her massage skills. Good Angels / King performance. I would see her again. CiCi did stop me on the way out and asked about my service. Both Angels and King will see some new girls in the near future. I stopped in again just a few days ago at King to saw CiCi and received the usual gold standard treatment.

[Mustang946]

Talk about going 'down the rabbit hole', searching external prostate massage, ok, I'll let you make your own discovery.

There's another Asian provider, currently on vacation, when she presses the right buttons you can paint her ceiling.

And who is this talented artist?

[DoctorDoctor]

It's an external prostate massage. Apparently you can stimulate the prostate by exerting enough pressure on the taint, pubic bone, or even the abdomen. As I was reading, I saw some cheeky sexologist refer to it as a back door way to avoid the back door. And I thought my jokes were bad. The sexologist went on to state that this is a good tactic to implement on a brah who would feel uncomfortable with a woman trying to access his prostate through his angus. I hope Lucy didn't choose the external method out of fear that I would be uncomfortable. Little does she know, I couldn't count on all the hands of all the Asian cuties who've stuck a finger in my angus, how many Asian cuties have stuck their finger in my angus. Wait Wut?

Frankie.

Talk about going 'down the rabbit hole', searching external prostate massage, ok, I'll let you make your own discovery.

There's another Asian provider, currently on vacation, when she presses the right buttons you can paint her ceiling.

[Ulrik]

Hi all,

I am relatively new to the site (not to the hobby) and have posted info on my experiences. I am curious about Jen in Centreville. There were a few posts about a month back but none since and when I search her name now there are no past threads.

I am guessing that might be because she has requested not to have posts on her? Or that people are wanting to keep her a secret? Or is there another possibility?

Anyway, I would love any info that people would like to share on her. Please PM me.

Thanks,

Ulrik.

[Frank Digitola]

I was like waiting for it, waiting for it. No, not the way you described. May warrant a second visit.

It's an external prostate massage. Apparently you can stimulate the prostate by exerting enough pressure on the taint, pubic bone, or even the abdomen. As I was reading, I saw some cheeky sexologist refer to it as a back door way to avoid the back door. And I thought my jokes were bad. The sexologist went on to state that this is a good tactic to implement on a brah who would feel uncomfortable with a woman trying to access his prostate through his angus. I hope Lucy didn't choose the external method out of fear that I would be uncomfortable. Little does she know, I couldn't count on all the hands of all the Asian cuties who've stuck a finger in my angus, how many Asian cuties have stuck their finger in my angus. Wait Wut?

Frankie.

[DoctorDoctor]

Did she push on the mysterious, instant erection, taint buttons none of us knew we had? I'm still tripped out over that. LOL.

Frankie.

I was like waiting for it, waiting for it. No, not the way you described. May warrant a second visit.

[RustyMuffler]

I too was confused when I first encountered the term NOVA. And it did not help that the first time I ran across it was here in the USASG Northern Virginia forum. But after quite some time of confusion, and deducing it must mean a HJ, I finally ran across a definition. It may be apocryphal, but the term was described as an acronym for: No Oral, Vagina, Anal.

That definition could be dubious, but it is accurate. And as far as I can tell it is only coincidental that, at least at the time I first encountered the term, a NOVA seemed to be all one could possibly get at a NoVA AMP. Things seemed to have opened up a bit here the last few years. Or at least more open menus are now more widely reported in the area. I don't know how widespread the acronym is outside of the DMV area.

The alternate definition for a standard Nova is an older model Chevy with a stick.

Sorry to be misleading. No I didn't get FS at Top on that visit (but have often on other visits, though only with Sonny and Vicky, who both seem to have moved on). I got a naked girl (Anna) within 2 minutes of walking in, TS, mutual roaming and light kissing, DATY (she asks to be licked, lays down and spreads it open) camel slide and COP finish.

I see repeated mentions here of 'standard NOVA finish' but have no idea what that means. How is anyone defining this term? I assume it's no more or less than a hand job, maybe proceeded by some light touch. Some AMP girls do it with intense eye contact, mouth contact, dirty talk, legs open permitting moderate or full FIV, etc. , but if it's not FS then it's just a HJ right, regardless if it's in northern Virginia or elsewhere?

[VaughnBraun]

Did she push on the mysterious, instant erection, taint buttons none of us knew we had? I'm still tripped out over that. LOL.

Frankie.

Yeah, Frankie. I totally forgot to mention Lucy's direct pressure on the man taint I did not know I possessed.

Amazing!

Vaughn.

[SuzhiLang]

Wow! One of the top three massages I've received. When you guys said she can go strong / deep, you weren't kidding. Unlike June where I'd leave with bruises, Lucy went deeper without bruising. The finish was good. She's playful.

I recommend at least one visit to experience what true Thai / deep tissue massage is about.

Can you please share Lucy's ad? I saw one post on bedpage, but it was under Lucy and Van, and I am not sure if this is the same Lucy.

[Frank Digitola]

Wow! One of the top three massages I've received. When you guys said she can go strong / deep, you weren't kidding. Unlike June where I'd leave with bruises, Lucy went deeper without bruising. The finish was good. She's playful.

I recommend at least one visit to experience what true Thai / deep tissue massage is about.

Did she push on the mysterious, instant erection, taint buttons none of us knew we had? I'm still tripped out over that. LOL.

Frankie.

[DoctorDoctor]

Wow! One of the top three massages I've received. When you guys said she can go strong / deep, you weren't kidding. Unlike June where I'd leave with bruises, Lucy went deeper without bruising. The finish was good. She's playful.

I recommend at least one visit to experience what true Thai / deep tissue massage is about.

[Bentaki]

You got FS at Top? Top as in the one on Rt. 7 down the road from Tysons? If so, the last time I went to Top, several months ago, I didn't get anything but standard nova.

Sorry to be misleading. No I didn't get FS at Top on that visit (but have often on other visits, though only with Sonny and Vicky, who both seem to have moved on). I got a naked girl (Anna) within 2 minutes of walking in, TS, mutual roaming and light kissing, DATY (she asks to be licked, lays down and spreads it open) camel slide and COP finish.

I see repeated mentions here of 'standard NOVA finish' but have no idea what that means. How is anyone defining this term? I assume it's no more or less than a hand job, maybe proceeded by some light touch. Some AMP girls do it with intense eye contact, mouth contact, dirty talk, legs open permitting moderate or full FIV, etc. , but if it's not FS then it's just a HJ right, regardless if it's in northern Virginia or elsewhere?

[Billary Clinto]

Was searching for any recent reviews on Leah from FHOH. Or for any reviews on FHOH as a whole and stumbled on this ad from January. I checked the link which lead to another https://cityxguide.com/reviews/leah-149692/ which got me wondering if this was the same Leah from FHOH. I plan to reach out to her today and will report back. If this is her she has some nice teddies. Frank this may be an option for you.

They are very different! I have seen both, Leah from fhoh just a few weeks ago. Springfield Leah is a little more fit with better teddies, not as good as Vivian's but def good target practice. FHOh Leah is easy going, where my experience with Springfield Leah was more business. Both get the job done and white gems are hard to find.

[NotMikeSmith]

From my experience it seems that many advertise as NURU but it is based on thier interpretation. I went to one "NURU" experience and it was just a body slide. I have yet to see an affordable place or provider that gives close to authentic NURU. If you find one, please do share. Thanks.

Lynn in Richmond will nuru you. https://www.eros.com/virginia/files/772849.htm.

Incall is her house in suburbs-- interesting set-up inside. Prior owner converted a large room at back of house to include a extra large hottub.

My nuru dream with her (about 1-2 yrs ago): Start soak in hottub naked together. Then, on the floor she has an inflatable wide raft you lay on- I think it was in a rectangular short blow-up pool on the floor. She has large containers of the nuru juice, which you uses liberally. Then, slip & slide! The massage was pretty good, but the sliding is the best part.

Reasonable prices. She's attractive (accurate pics), esp if you like taller milfs, & had fun personality.