Massage Parlor Reports

[MisterTwinkies]

She had poked my mancunt in the past, let me suck on her titties and let me finger her over the panties and under the jeans.

But I only wanted dickwork today.

I rolled in and that Jennie the fucken mamasan in her raccoon eye shadow shoved coco out of that break room / toxic kimchi factory and coco led me to the super small room on the left side of the hallway.

I used to think the best coda in popular music was at the end of Derek and the Domino's "Layla," but now I have a new favorite.

[WhoreMaster 91]

My 2nd visit was better but no FS unfortunately. Got a different girl and she gave a good BBBJ. I think they have to trust you enough to get a better service, I tipped her 100 to leave an impression for next time.

Nice what was her name? CIM?

[PriscillaM]

It was a normal 6 pm late afternoon, and the westside as usual had no handjob options.

So, I called over to the finger, and coco was there. Coco is probably under 40, probably has not had a kid, probably has a nice Bush, and probably would fuck me if she was blind.

She had poked my mancunt in the past, let me suck on her titties and let me finger her over the panties and under the jeans.

But I only wanted dickwork today.

I rolled in and that Jennie the fucken mamasan in her raccoon eye shadow shoved coco out of that break room / toxic kimchi factory and coco led me to the super small room on the left side of the hallway.

She took 60 for the hour and I did not get 10 back. I have complained to the better handjob bureau, yelp and angie's list.

I lay face up with the towel over me.

She rolls in at like 620 and I am not turning over face down. I have no desire to have my boy pussy probed. So she got it and took the towel off. There followed 40 minutes of dick work with me sucking on her magical nipples and pawing her ass and nothing more. It was a very tepid explosion, she just does not do it for me.

In the middle of the work on m woman pleaser, two asshole mongers came in at the same time. One wearing a fucken baseball hat no less asked to use the shitter and the mamasan was like "you both want to shit" and the one said, no just me. He looked like a fucken cop or something.

I am done with the finger.

I tipped her a full hundo.

[KtownVic]

House fee was 60 and I tip 60 for HJ. No luck with FS, going back to see if I could get more than HJ with a different girl. Will report back to share.

My 2nd visit was better but no FS unfortunately. Got a different girl and she gave a good BBBJ. I think they have to trust you enough to get a better service, I tipped her 100 to leave an impression for next time.

[KtownVic]

I got FS from Lion's recently 100 tip for a not bad lady in her 40's.

I was there last week got a new girl only got HJ. Who do you recommend who offers FS. Been looking around never seem to find a place that offers it.

[Faren451]

So. Where at?

First off, check my recent post under General Reports Los Angeles where I name five places in Ktown area where not to go. Here are a couple places that are a sure thing, but not FS.

1. There is a street after number 8 and before number 10 that is NOT named after the actor from Videodrome and Ghosts of the Mississippi. If you find what street I am referring to, you will be very close to what you are looking for. It's the only parlor in that street in Ktown and the girls are the same ethnicity as the city name they work in.

2. The W 2500 block, one street south of the street I am referring to in my first recommendation. Downstairs is legit, upstairs is not, but I can't promise high quality. Hope you are smart enough to figure these out. Good Luck, and try posting once in a while.

[QuestBMuffin]

Man I hope FS we need one in Ktown.

I got FS from Lion's recently 100 tip for a not bad lady in her 40's.

[Cowyzg0]

Yes, I know a place.

So. Where at?

[Faren451]

First off I'm a long time lurker who just decided to launch his account.

Second Thank you for all the info.

Now I have a request. Does anybody know where I can get a handy in K-Town tonite? Or just in general. My usual spot was LE'd recently *sad face*.

Yes, I know a place.

[BigDog89]

First off I'm a long time lurker who just decided to launch his account.

Second Thank you for all the info.

Now I have a request. Does anybody know where I can get a handy in K-Town tonite? Or just in general. My usual spot was LE'd recently *sad face*.

[WhoreMaster 91]

House fee was 60 and I tip 60 for HJ. No luck with FS, going back to see if I could get more than HJ with a different girl. Will report back to share.

Man I hope FS we need one in Ktown.

[Socalimp]

Wow crazy shit man. We might have had different candys maybe. You went to Yo Yo Massage? Mines had a mean ol hairy pussy lmao. For BBBJ she hopped on 69 and I mean ol tongue fucked her love hole. And that was before negotiations for FS. I had no problems at all. For menu she refused to say price, it was "how much you give me?" so I said 140 and she countered 150 and I said fine.

I don't usually post damages in these cases where you got to negotiate a price. For example same place last year I had a chick here say no to even 140 for BBFS. She countered 200! But I know this place is good for it so I agreed and it really good hot passionate sex. BBFS and GFE with DFK.

So ya, I always start at 140 for BBFS, 100 for CFS. granny or otherwise, to not risk insulting the provider. the 200 one u mighta gotten nancy, not candy. what day u go? BB is dangerous. there are dudes with herpes whose only goal in life is to spread the joy. you might think im overpaying but to me 140 is reasonable for what i got. for example the latina parlor was 50 + 120 non-negotiable, and id rather pay a granny that kinda money for great sex than a 30ish latina for shitty sex. the latina wouldnt even yank me without a condom on hahahaha. u ever have someone yank you with a condom on? feels nasty hahaha. wouldnt let me eat her pussy or her asshole.

Per maps, it was listed as YoYo and located next door to a tabacco shop on one side and a barber on the other. This is also the only massage spot located close to Granny's as the other BF locations aren't near one.

[HowdyDoody32]

Wow crazy shit man. We might have had different candys maybe. You went to Yo Yo Massage? Mines had a mean ol hairy pussy lmao. For BBBJ she hopped on 69 and I mean ol tongue fucked her love hole. And that was before negotiations for FS. I had no problems at all. For menu she refused to say price, it was "how much you give me?" so I said 140 and she countered 150 and I said fine.

I don't usually post damages in these cases where you got to negotiate a price. For example same place last year I had a chick here say no to even 140 for BBFS. She countered 200! But I know this place is good for it so I agreed and it really good hot passionate sex. BBFS and GFE with DFK.

So ya, I always start at 140 for BBFS, 100 for CFS. granny or otherwise, to not risk insulting the provider. the 200 one u mighta gotten nancy, not candy. what day u go? BB is dangerous. there are dudes with herpes whose only goal in life is to spread the joy. you might think im overpaying but to me 140 is reasonable for what i got. for example the latina parlor was 50 + 120 non-negotiable, and id rather pay a granny that kinda money for great sex than a 30ish latina for shitty sex. the latina wouldnt even yank me without a condom on hahahaha. u ever have someone yank you with a condom on? feels nasty hahaha. wouldn’t let me eat her pussy or her asshole.

[Socalimp]

So I got super horny today and needed to dump a load. I haven't dumped a load in a long time since I decided to slow my mongering down. But today it hit me. I needed to fuck something LOL. Anything LOL. I went to cityxguide. Nothing but spam, scams, and phatties. Was going to TOFTT and hit up some phat Queen chick in Downey but listcrawler comments say she's a flake. Was going to to hit up a latina "hidden business" massage parlor that just recently popped up in South Gate, but they didn't reply to my messages until like fucking 12 hours later when I'm like already going to fucking bed! It's two doors east of the Allen Theater, or rather where the Allen Theater used to be that is.

So I settle on going to Bellflower to try out a place I've never been to before. Lucky Massage on Lakewood Blvd. I go in and the door chime is so fucking loud it literally knocks me out of my shoes. It was so loud it could even scare a fucking deaf mute. The chicks say, "we're busy," and I'm like "Ok, you girls are in the front doing absolutely fucking nothing. I get it. I'm out. Fuck ya'll hos!

I drive down the street, still fucking horny as hell. Craving something bareback. I need to unload. Downey Therapy is out. Younger and cuter Korean chicks, but covered. I settle with Granny's Donuts in Bellflower. Got a chick named Candy. Potbelly GILF with hairy pussy. Like Fish and Chips, GILFY FS Chinese ladies are to be found here. No anal, but you still get a good fucking. Massage, tit play, BBBJ, DATY, DATO, BBFS. I pounded that shit like no tomorrow. At the end I was pounding it doggie-style and I pulled out (my choice, she didn't tell me I couldn't spew inside but she wasn't worth the gift of my white bunnies lmao). I spewed a massive load. On her ass, all over the table, shot some on the floor, and after all that, whatever leaked over I wiggled my weiner and shook off every last drop onto the massage table. I went to the store to pick up some milk and I tell ya the aftertaste of GILFY pussy stuck with me all the way home.

BTW, the hidden latina massage parlor, look this up on google maps. You see that store with the metal gate protecting the business? It's there. If you try it, try it soon because these hidden, unmarked businesses appear and disappear quickly.

You should post damages.

Went to this MP near Granny's.

60+ Chinese lady, Candy or something, nice breasts with long nips, shaved kitty, flat ass, 40 hhr, she wanted 1 for just BBBJ, and another 1 for FS. Agreed to 1 for full menu BB.

Doing service her deamnor changed, attitude and rushing, decent BBBJ, but when I was ready to FS, she did a bait and switch and said no BB and no FS then after arguing and her throwing tantrums for what seemed like 15 minutes, I asked for my money back or else we were going to have problems, she gave me 5 back and left.

I would not have to recommend at all, as I don't tolerate bait and swtich and the bad attitude.

Places like this really need to shut down.

I wouldn't be surprised if you guys are overpaying for horrid service.

[KtownVic]

What was the damage? There used to be a FS place right there on western and beverly called kona care, no FS in this place?

House fee was 60 and I tip 60 for HJ. No luck with FS, going back to see if I could get more than HJ with a different girl. Will report back to share.