Massage Parlor Reports

**Spyro1234** · 08-09-19 19:02

Hi long time lurker, first time poster. It's rare that I engage in this hobby, but I recently went to Harmony. I requested a line-up. She said there were 6 working and 3 available. I chose Chi Chi and didn't get the other girls names. They all were cute enough, but Chi Chi was taller and leaner. I like that. Anyways, standard house fee of. 7, massage was basically nothing then the flip. Asked if I wanted everything, I replied yes. She asked how much I paid last time, I told her and paid her the same 1. 3. She got undressed, gave me a quick CBJ and then said get on top and please don't go too deep. " Now, I don't have that big a johnson, I'd say it's standard and she slapped as I went too far once. So it was a lot of shallow slow thrusts before I asked her to get on top, to which she replied she doesn't do that. So I had her go doggy and was able to fill the bag after about another 5 minutes of slow pumping. I didn't try for 69, as I'm trying to stay as protected as possible, but I bet she would have refused that as well.

**JackingSuited** · 08-05-19 16:42

This time, I rolled Pink and I know a lot of mongers have been complaining about the B / C teams that have their AARP card. Pink definitely does not have her AARP card. Pink is from LA for a limited engagement only and she is in her 20/30's, 5'1", nice B's, overall good body. The TS was decent, sauna barely warm, massage was a lot of light pressing and the flip was ok. Regular fee. 7.

**Pickett Wilson** · 08-01-19 13:11

Has anyone noticed this site slowing down?

I visited Jeannie the other day from the recommendation on this thread, with very similar results. She has a great build, similar to my faves there. But I think she is the nicest looking masseuse I've ever seen. Her massage was strong, and she used her feet on my legs. She was friendly and responded very well even though her English was limited. She worked hard to make sure my visit was rewarded. Lots of fun.

**Sounds** · 07-29-19 20:16

Originally Posted by HappyDave [View Original Post]

Not that I would want to take a roll with what I find unattractive but as posted before I have had some good results from the lesser attractive. I have been surprised by performance several times with rim jobs, nuru like slides and so forth. It seems they know they need to perform to overcome looks. Had a bunch of hot ten spinners and those of you from the one spa days know a bunch that were stuck up greedy duds.

Exactly.

Spend the night with a 10, she may just lay there like a dead fish expecting looks alone are enough. She will expect you to take her to breakfast in the morning.

A lesser attractive girl will give you a much better time, and then make you breakfast in the AM.

**JackingSuited** · 07-29-19 13:53

LOL, face. I think she had the collagen injection like the Kardashians.

Originally Posted by RICheeseHead [View Original Post]

Which lips? Face or below?

**HappyDave** · 07-29-19 13:41

Originally Posted by CallMeIshmael [View Original Post]

I haven't been an AMP guy for a while, but I was in the mood for something different. Went to Far East first. Michelle (the FE version; see below for Harmony version) is on vacation. Jeannie was busy. The only other available girl didn't appeal to me, so I left.

Went to Harmony next. I got a lineup of four women. All of them were old. And I mean old to the degree that Asian features and AMP makeup couldn't conceal their age. The lineup included Michelle mentioned below by JackingSuited. His description isn't inaccurate, but leaves out her obvious AARP membership and that she has enough plastic surgeries to look like she fell face first into a wasp's nest. So, I bailed on Harmony as well, with the mamisan practically begging that I change my mind the whole way. I get the impression that they're getting more than a few walk-outs recently. So, they're staffed with the C team, rather than the B team, in my opinion.

I didn't go to Pleasant because I didn't feel like doing the AMP tour of Pawtucket and I had other stuff to do.

I suspect that the people who run both Far East and Harmony read this forum. They should know that their lack of talent has been noticed. And, while Providence area has few AMPs left, there's a remarkable number of other options for such a small city. I'll spend my money in other places for the foreseeable future.

Not that I would want to take a roll with what I find unattractive but as posted before I have had some good results from the lesser attractive. I have been surprised by performance several times with rim jobs, nuru like slides and so forth. It seems they know they need to perform to overcome looks. Had a bunch of hot ten spinners and those of you from the one spa days know a bunch that were stuck up greedy duds.

**NewJeff** · 07-29-19 12:41

Unfortunately, I believe the fallout from the raids back in April is still rippling through P-Tuck. The Mongers are slow to return to the game, and the top talent ain't coming back until the money is there. Personally, I will take an occasional miss at a spa because the over the course of the long game, I get more positive experiences per dollar spent than other hobby methods.

**RI CheeseHead** · 07-29-19 09:30

Originally Posted by JackingSuited [View Original Post]

MMS paired me with Michelle 4'11", C / D enhanced, pretty tight figure, full lips, not much booty, but beautiful. Michelle had a smile, great attitude. Awesome service .7.

Which lips? Face or below?

**CallMeIshmael** · 07-28-19 12:46

I haven't been an AMP guy for a while, but I was in the mood for something different. Went to Far East first. Michelle (the FE version; see below for Harmony version) is on vacation. Jeannie was busy. The only other available girl didn't appeal to me, so I left.

Went to Harmony next. I got a lineup of four women. All of them were old. And I mean old to the degree that Asian features and AMP makeup couldn't conceal their age. The lineup included Michelle mentioned below by JackingSuited. His description isn't inaccurate, but leaves out her obvious AARP membership and that she has enough plastic surgeries to look like she fell face first into a wasp's nest. So, I bailed on Harmony as well, with the mamisan practically begging that I change my mind the whole way. I get the impression that they're getting more than a few walk-outs recently. So, they're staffed with the C team, rather than the B team, in my opinion.

I didn't go to Pleasant because I didn't feel like doing the AMP tour of Pawtucket and I had other stuff to do.

I suspect that the people who run both Far East and Harmony read this forum. They should know that their lack of talent has been noticed. And, while Providence area has few AMPs left, there's a remarkable number of other options for such a small city. I'll spend my money in other places for the foreseeable future.

**HappyDave** · 07-27-19 17:16

Hope to drop in to RI soon, seems like two or three old favorites are back at the East. Have not heard about pleasant, the facility is nicer but the girls more miss than hit. Anyone see the latest lign up.

**JackingSuited** · 07-25-19 13:20

MMS paired me with Michelle 4'11", C / D enhanced, pretty tight figure, full lips, not much booty, but beautiful. Michelle had a smile, great attitude. Awesome service .7.

**MarriedTom** · 07-25-19 05:25

Originally Posted by Thoren2002 [View Original Post]

No just no. Went to try Gina recently since I was passing through. Crap what a train wreck. Horrible massage, way way bigger than pictures, all of which leads to a most uninspired finish. I saw the older reviews and should have taken them more seriously. Lesson learned.

Does any one know if Lena still works with Gina?

**HappyDave** · 07-24-19 15:23

Originally Posted by NewJeff [View Original Post]

Thanks, I don't have to worry about being spotted going in or out of a spa. I walk in like a boss, head up, back straight. It's funny because me and my buddy were killing time at the mall while waiting for our appointments and I wouldn't go in Hot Topic with him because I didn't want to be seen in there.

The other girl I saw was Michelle, athletic build, soft curls. She's presently my favorite, but I wanted to make sure my buddy had a good first spa experience so he went with her and I took the next player off the bench.

If its the same Michelle as before she was very popular, Summer also.

**NewJeff** · 07-24-19 15:13

Originally Posted by HappyDave [View Original Post]

Fenced in area is for Far East also I have parked there often over the years, never an issue but there are cameras on the lot you can see the display on the room to the right when you walk in. Or at least use to before they closed. Parking up the street by DD is a safe bet if you don't want your plate on tape.

Did you see any other girls, can you describe them.

Thanks, I don't have to worry about being spotted going in or out of a spa. I walk in like a boss, head up, back straight. It's funny because me and my buddy were killing time at the mall while waiting for our appointments and I wouldn't go in Hot Topic with him because I didn't want to be seen in there.

The other girl I saw was Michelle, athletic build, soft curls. She's presently my favorite, but I wanted to make sure my buddy had a good first spa experience so he went with her and I took the next player off the bench.

**Craven Morehed** · 07-24-19 11:43

Originally Posted by ClayMcCoy [View Original Post]

I hear ya. Not worth what she is asking (price has gone up since last year). Like I said, her tits is her only asset. It's not enough to entice me to go back.

Originally Posted by Thoren2002 [View Original Post]

There isn't any mileage left in the tank. Nothing could have made the experience better. I wasn't expecting her to be the size she was or to rant on and on like a drunk Fran Drescher.

Originally Posted by Thoren2002 [View Original Post]

No just no. Went to try Gina recently since I was passing through. Crap what a train wreck. Horrible massage, way way bigger than pictures, all of which leads to a most uninspired finish. I saw the older reviews and should have taken them more seriously. Lesson learned.

Much appreciated info, Thanks.

Was thinking about seeing Gina given the slim pickings with the AMP scene, not now.