Massage Parlor Reports

[JohnStanton580]

Hi! Hope I'm doing this right. I met Cece (below link) earlier. I don't think it's the lady in the pics but she had a good figure. Anyway I did an hr massage at her place in Tyson's. She provided a good massage with great pressure. There was some play with the boys before the flip and std nova after flip. I would repeat. Thanks! John.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty...a/6484278.html

[VaughnBraun]

I am conflicted about offering this report, because I want to keep Lucy a secret. But, in the spirit of this online community, I bring good news back to the village.

Lucy has been advertising in Bedpage for a few weeks, along with her wing woman, Hana. Lucy is a mature Thai professional masseuse who is in the area for a short time (according to her broken English). I was impressed with her misdirection from her previous ads, that stated she was located in the Tysons / Gallows Rd. Area. In fact, she is in McLean, embedded in a garden apartment. He most recent ads allude to that.

I texted for an appointment and received confirmation within a few minutes. Got a 60 minute massage for a $. 20. Walked in and was greeted by a MILFy, fit Thai lady in hot pants and tee shirt. She escorted me into a room that was scented in lemongrass and ginger, the hallmark of a Thai AMP. I took a quick shower and dropped on to the table. I knew within 10 seconds that Lucy was a real pro. She knew how to read my muscles and backs and attacked them with fierce determination. She was approaching KK-levels of skill in pounding the pain out of me. She also had a first class tease game going on, ensuring my ass and the boys received proper attention while on my belly. Hot towel all over my back, appendages, and legs, which led to the flip. Lucy focused on all appendages and my head and neck. Her touch was superb. Now, the Moment of Truth arrives. She whispers in my ear, $$ for a real good time. By then I was putty, but inwardly cursing I was set up. But then I thought, I brought an extra. 8 with me, in hope of profound extras. So, I left it to chance we were on the same sheet of music. Her touch was perfect and she said "Okay slow?" And I said, of course. She stripped off her top to reveal a perfect rack. I do not know whether they would make Frankie's All Star Teddies, but I was impressed by their form and tightness. If man made, they were a marvel of the surgeon's skill. If natural, Lucy is a goddess! She worked me with hands mouth, and tits, which were conveniently oiled for frictionless play action. Shangri-La came quicker than I wanted, but Hell! I was under attack from multiple fronts.

Showered again and watched as Lucy changed the sheets for the next lucky guy. Tipped. 8 and she seemed pleased and asked me to come back soon. Her English was not very good and my Thai is rusty. I could not tell how long she or her roommate were planning on staying. We exchanged numbers and I left happy.

So, NOVA gents, give Lucy a shot. Treat her right and you, too, will experience that unicorn of a great massage and ending.

Vaughn.

[VaughnBraun]

A few weeks ago, suffering from the heat and too much yard work, I decided I needed some relief and wanted to try someplace new. Before I saw Frankie's and Grip's reports on the AMP at 8303 Arlington Pike in Fairfax / Merrifield, I thought their ads in Bedpage were intriguing enough to give them a try. I texted and got a reservation within an hour. Since it was a weekend, parking was easy and unobserved. They are located on the second floor of a professional building with multiple ways in and out. No one was around when I went in and the door was open. I announced my presence and was greeted by a middle-aged Asian lady, who looked MILFy, but fit. She escorted me into a room that was sparse but clean. Had that red light that is ubiquitous in Asian red light districts. I said I wanted a one hour massage and did not need a four hand. I was quoted. 6 for the hour, which indicated this is a Chinese establishment.

I said "sure," and stripped down and laid down on the table. You know a good masseuse from a poor one within 30 seconds of her touching you. This lady had some skills, so I let her pound my poor, tired muscles into relaxation. Not much was said, while on my belly. She was focused on her technique, though she occasionally brushed the buttocks and boys. One note, the hot towel dispenser was not in this room; so she had to go to another room, where I could hear conversation with two other women. Upon the flip, she pointed at Junior and said "Okay?" Whereupon I replied "Okay!" She attacked Junior slowly but sped up in ferocity. I started to get concerned that this would turn out to be another Jackhammer attack. Then she started playing with my ass and prostate. That was unexpected! When I blew, her Kung Fu grip ensured Little Vaughns sprayed all over the place, to include her face. We both busted out in laughter. Then I was toweld off in front and she continued to pound and stretch me until the end of the hour.

She said her name was "Lee Dee," (Frankie's Sun Dee?) and that I should come back soon. Tipped her. 6 for service and attitude and returned to the heat with a spring in my step and song in my heart.

I did not attempt to ogle or touch Teddies. . . . perhaps another day. The place looked clean (under that red light) and I could not tell if the linens were fresh. Given the course of conversation here, I will do a better job of checking before I hop on the table.

Vaughn.

[GilBang]

I did two separate one hour sessions with Diamond. She is crazy hot BTW but has a very Gangnam, plastic surgery face. Her sales pitch was for 120. I saw her again at another place in Falls Church, she remembered me and told me I could have everything for 100 there. I saw another girl there that was hotter than Diamond with big, DDD bolt ons and she pitched 120 to smash too. Another time I saw a glowless, late 40 something and the quote was 80. And yet another time there was a slim, attractive, 30 something who asked for 100.

So there's no standard price for FS that I've experienced. It's all depends on the girl and the YMMV variable I suppose.

Frankie.

At Maryland AMPs the menu is pretty wide open in my experience. My last few experiences at Maryland AMPs were as follows:


2) Went to Emerald in Camp Springs. I speak a little Korean so I shoot the shit with Mama upon entry. My provider is a hot, 30 something Korean chick with big C or small D teddies, received TS, pretty good massage, flipped, asked what I tipped last time, I tell her 5, she asked what we did, I told her teds and tugs, she says I can tug at home but can't smash a beautiful Korean girl at home, I admit she has a point, she tells me I can smash for double my previously paid tip, I declined, she agreed, removed her dress, tugs me for a bit and then ted bangs me to completion all over the teddies. On my way out Mama and I say goodbye and she parades out two other girls in skin tight "bang me" dresses that look like they could be KPOP idols if they didn't weigh 115-120.

Maryland is Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory for FS brahs. And you don't need to hike all the way to Greenbelt either. Temple Hills / Suitland is right over the bridge and you have pretty certain open menu options there. Emerald is dope as is Seven. There's also a place called Blue Ocean that supposedly has hot chicks there, but I haven't been there personally.

Frankie.

As previously mentioned by other members, Frankie is spot on with his quality and detailed reviews, thanks again brother.

Yes, YMMV and YPMV are fully in effect pretty much anywhere you go regardless if it's a FS or non-FS AMP. I ventured into MD as I had a craving for some AMP FS and visited Emerald. First time there and my experience was 80% that of Frankie's. That 20% difference is the fact that I don't speak any Korean and I didn't shoot the shit with Mama: D, the tip was a higher 120 (with what seems to be the same provider) and the "massage" was really just ST as we really just went straight into banging 5 minutes after coming back from the TS. Mama even brought out a KPOP idol for me to see next time. LOL.

[LetzDantz]

Saw Angela at Crystal Spa which is down the road from Inova and Mosaic District. Great ass, sensual eyes, and some solid B's. By far the most attractive I seen in a while. I clearly stated half hour and she told me 70. I said are you sure HH isn't 50? Not sure if it was language barrier or she was trying to get over me. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. Any who, it was near closing and I forget to ask for table shower. I never received a massage, she just lightly rubbed my back. She gets on my back and rubs her chest all over me. She asks me to flip, and I ask what's on the menu. CBJ for. 12, but she said. 10 this time and. 12 next time. Can't remember what HE was. First she goes at it with saran wrap. That wasn't doing a thing for me, so I made pulling motion at it and she asked if I wanted BBBJ. Of course I did, and off she went. Also she allowed my hands to roam and if interested I'm sure DAYY would be allowed. We also kissed several times which was surprising (more pecks, then full on making out) She was laying on top of me, and would occasionally come up for kisses. I finish and ask how much for FS and she says next time. She was really hot and look forward to a next time, but 120 for BBBJ and not even CIM. Is it me, or is that high? Maybe I'm just ungrateful, cause other than the lack luster massage, it was amazing. Thought Nova standard was. 4 or. 6 for HE, . 8 or. 10 for CBJ or BBBJ, and. 12 or. 14 for FS. Look forward to posting more.

- ShadowKnight.

Had a lovely dream today with Angela. She is stunning and very sweet. Went for the 7 for the hour. No TS there at Crystal, it seems. Anyhow, not much of a therapeutic massage, but was so enjoyable anyhow that I will defo be repeating. Very sweet, pretty affectionate, and to my eyes at least, stunningly beautiful. Very similar to the report quoted as to the deets, but I didn't mind that it was a bit over par on the damages.

[Frank Digitola]

FS is the norm at ST and now at "Live" on Columbia Pike. If you go to Arlington Physical center tell them you have been to ST and you an get FS also.

What do the ladies at Live look like these days? I used to go there all the time and bounce back and forth between an attractive 40 something chick named Wendy who had nice hips and a plump ass and a hot, late 20's chick named Amy with big, beautiful teddies. That chick Amy was hot as hell. Then they disappeared and I found myself there with a glowless 40 something who literally farted twice during my session. Both were silent. I ignored the first that happened when I was face down, then it happened again during my Hugh Jackman. Went back to try and catch someone else, Fart Simpson was standing there, and I turned around and bounced. Haven't been back since, which sucks because Live was cool. They even have a LEO escape route out of there which is dope.

Frankie.

[Member #6313]

I have been to Shirlington Therapy and have gotten FS there but I just thought that was the exception and not the norm. I didn't realize there was such a big disparity between NoVA and MD AMPs. I will have to check out MD more often as I live in Old Town just across the bridge. Thank you for your detailed explanation in your other post.

FS is the norm at ST and now at "Live" on Columbia Pike. If you go to Arlington Physical center tell them you have been to ST and you an get FS also.

[RedRocks1968]

First timer who will be there and town for a few days starting tomorrow morn. Hoping for a rec on an attractive incall fbsm. Really interested in 4 hand. Really appreciate any help and ty in advance!

There are many places, few are good. Blue in Springfield is my steady place. Most girls are cute. They don't upsell, but you may get FS if you play your cards right. If you are willing to pay double, 4 hand can be had nearly anywhere.

[JohnStanton580]

First timer who will be there and town for a few days starting tomorrow morn. Hoping for a rec on an attractive incall fbsm. Really interested in 4 hand. Really appreciate any help and ty in advance!

[Crusader1010]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6672320.html

TIA.

[Crusader1010]

I did two separate one hour sessions with Diamond. She is crazy hot BTW but has a very Gangnam, plastic surgery face. Her sales pitch was for 120. I saw her again at another place in Falls Church, she remembered me and told me I could have everything for 100 there. I saw another girl there that was hotter than Diamond with big, DDD bolt ons and she pitched 120 to smash too. Another time I saw a glowless, late 40 something and the quote was 80. And yet another time there was a slim, attractive, 30 something who asked for 100.

So there's no standard price for FS that I've experienced. It's all depends on the girl and the YMMV variable I suppose.

Frankie.

Really helpful.

[JustaNon75]

Went to see Tara to see how good she may or may not be looking these days based on her losing 22 lbs. I had been 6 months probably since I last saw her. She looks skinnier, but still not the knockout she was when she was younger. Still a great massage and ending. Still has some great teddies that she lets me play with and some FIV action. Love it when she uses the wipes on my fingers after she is cleaning me up! Might be awhile til I see her again though as the funds are getting low on massages.

I visited Tara again a couple weeks back. It had been a few months since I last saw her. She's all smiles, super friendly, just a joy. Like AcesChris said, she looks skinnier (smaller than my previous visit some months back), but still a big girl. Deep, thorough massage with her patented finish. She worked out all of my kinks and I left very happy.

Justin.

[HighwayGuy]

... puts her face by little Frank and tells me to pop on it. She moved, but I bit on the play action pass.
Frankie.

Brah, I've been reading this forum a really, REALLY long time, and I have to say your posts are some of the very best. Not only are they useful and informative, but these humorous nuggets you drop are highly entertaining.

[Frank Digitola]

What was your damage for FS at Shirlington?

I did two separate one hour sessions with Diamond. She is crazy hot BTW but has a very Gangnam, plastic surgery face. Her sales pitch was for 120. I saw her again at another place in Falls Church, she remembered me and told me I could have everything for 100 there. I saw another girl there that was hotter than Diamond with big, DDD bolt ons and she pitched 120 to smash too. Another time I saw a glowless, late 40 something and the quote was 80. And yet another time there was a slim, attractive, 30 something who asked for 100.

So there's no standard price for FS that I've experienced. It's all depends on the girl and the YMMV variable I suppose.

Frankie.

[MangoBalls78]

What was your damage for FS at Shirlington?

Check out my post 13064.