Massage Parlor Reports

**Barolo** · 07-28-19 18:14

Looks like Kim from Natural Therapies and disputed owner of CB has been arrested for domestic violence!

**ShaggyJax** · 07-27-19 21:09

Originally Posted by Kellner42 [View Original Post]

So, a few days ago I visited Golden Gate and fell asleep in the parking lot. I had a wild dream.

This was the WORST visit I've had at a FS AMP ever. Now, I will say that most of the boxes were checked in terms of provided services, but they were all so poorly performed that I really felt cheated. Was it better than your average jack shack? Yes. Did it come close to the standards of Golden Gate or any other good AMP in the area? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Was it worth the standard 240? NO. I posted a very detailed review, but I'm shortening it to this:

Average looking girl, bad attitude, inexperienced, unenthusiastic, too many rules, refused to do basic positions, and was actually arguing with me when I tried to leave before my hour was up. Not going back unless things change a LOT.

You know, I think I've seen that therapist before. At pretty much every Jacksonville AMP that I've ever visited. Orlando is, for the most part, so much better than that.

Shaggy.

**WH Redux** · 07-27-19 14:50

Decided to check out Naural Therapy in Longwood. I primarily went there to see if it was at all related to the Natural Therapy that used to be on Bumby in Orlando. When I asked my therapist about it, she seemed unfamiliar with the one on Bumby and felt like it wouldn't be the same business just reopened somewhere else. I guess that would make sense because the one on Bumby has been closed for quite some time. Just seems odd that it would have the exact same name. Nevertheless, I thoroughly enjoyed my massage there from table shower to finish. If I lived in the area I would most certainly go back again.

**Foxdodgeit** · 07-27-19 01:08

Earlier this week went to Shangri-La. I was around 9 pm, so I'm sure the girls were tired. Place was still busy, though. Drew a well-enhanced girl with a tattoo of a leaf or something similar on the back of her neck. Her facial structure looks like she got it done at the same doc as her tits. Mechanically fine, but she kept looking at the video camera no matter what room we were in. Do all of the girls there do that?

**HelloWorld3089** · 07-26-19 21:35

Originally Posted by Carrots [View Original Post]

Noticed that the coming soon sign at CB is finally down, not sure if that means they're open for business though. Anyone have any more intel on this?

I was literally going to post something about this, I noticed too. I pass by that area all the time and the other day I noticed an older gent walking out towards the street and crossing the road. Not sure what that means but I read a while back of others stationing elsewhere and walking to their locations. I will say this as I was passing the guy he had this dumb founded look on his face LOL!

**Kellner42** · 07-26-19 21:03

So, a few days ago I visited Golden Gate and fell asleep in the parking lot. I had a wild dream.

This was the WORST visit I've had at a FS AMP ever. Now, I will say that most of the boxes were checked in terms of provided services, but they were all so poorly performed that I really felt cheated. Was it better than your average jack shack? Yes. Did it come close to the standards of Golden Gate or any other good AMP in the area? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Was it worth the standard 240? NO. I posted a very detailed review, but I'm shortening it to this:

Average looking girl, bad attitude, inexperienced, unenthusiastic, too many rules, refused to do basic positions, and was actually arguing with me when I tried to leave before my hour was up. Not going back unless things change a LOT.

**Yoker** · 07-26-19 19:55

Originally Posted by Habbit [View Original Post]

Tried a half hour 4 hand with Shawna and Lilly just now, they work well together. Will repeat. 75.

Habbit.

So went hear and there was no dream at all. Granny gave me a massage and that was all. Very disappointed.

**Yoker** · 07-26-19 19:51

Originally Posted by Carrots [View Original Post]

Noticed that the coming soon sign at CB is finally down, not sure if that means they're open for business though. Anyone have any more intel on this?

Place was dead as fuck the other day at lunch time. Doesn't like like it's been remodeled.

**Carrots** · 07-26-19 09:08

Noticed that the coming soon sign at CB is finally down, not sure if that means they're open for business though. Anyone have any more intel on this?

**JonPFromKw** · 07-26-19 08:41

My wife and I are here on vacation are looking for a place that is couple friendly. We are hoping to find a MP with more than 1 ethnicity since the wife and I have different tastes. Any opinions?

**Member #6429** · 07-26-19 08:24

Originally Posted by Flfun1012 [View Original Post]

Needed a break from from same routine, met a little latin honey at BO. The girl was perfect. Very sey. Passionate and did a better job than most of the Asian providers I have had. I will be back to see her again soon.

Did she work for BO, or just meet you there? If she worked there what was her name?

**SplitLickity1** · 07-25-19 17:38

Was supposed to meet one of my old regulars but she went radio silent so I decided on the next best thing, an AMP. Made my way to GG where I read Lexi from the old days was there but when I got there everyone was busy except the new girl Michele. I'm actually very happy it worked out that way as I had as very nice time with her. She was very close to the old GG standards. NURU & BBBJ on the TS just like the old days. No TUMA but that was ok with me. Back in the room we enjoyed the alphabet pretty much and I guarantee everyone in that place heard us. The girl is very vocal! Will definitely have to try to see Michele again before she leaves.

**TrollingObt** · 07-25-19 14:55

Originally Posted by Kellner42 [View Original Post]

It's still good in that, yes, it is a FS AMP with attractive girls, TS, private rooms, etc. It beats 90% of the AMP's you'll find in the US, but it doesn't sit in the top tier Orlando places anymore. GG and BO are solid tier 2 choices, but the top tier places are now about 20-30 minutes south of the GG / BO area.

Now, if you are talking about North Orlando / Seminole areas, I think BO is still on top, but the quality of providers and services at both places is far lower. If you are looking for top level experiences, you need to drive south. Remember, both places are under different management than last year and it shows.

Two girls were arrested at GG yesterday in an undercover sting.

**Flfun1012** · 07-25-19 11:46

Needed a break from from same routine, met a little latin honey at BO. The girl was perfect. Very sey. Passionate and did a better job than most of the Asian providers I have had. I will be back to see her again soon.

**HarleyRider68** · 07-24-19 23:09

Originally Posted by DrillPhd [View Original Post]

Bro,

I don't drive a Volvo. Not here to argue with anyone, Don't want a provider's phone number, not here to gossip about a provider / Don't want to know about provider's personal lives - (what they do outside of work is their business not mine, I'm just interested in good satisfying services that they give). Just wanted to know where the spa is as I am going down south for business and can use some relaxation. Thank you to the fellow monger that inboxed me the address in Miami, will be sure to pay a visit to the spa next week!

No one is arguing with you, I didn't specify the address simply because of the amount of issues she had with you in the past.

I figured if she wanted to post the address she would have. Personally, I hope you go and bring 20 guys at least your spending the money in her spa. I will be back in Orlando soon, in SE Asia now, plan on stopping by when I return.