Massage Parlor Reports

**D Copperfield** · 07-29-19 00:35

Went here a few times recently and had a weird experience but left happy. The first time I went I got the skinny girl and she worked on my boys and prostate like no other. On the flip she made me very happy. The second time I got the same skinny girl who started the first 15 minutes and already made contact with my boys and a lot of rear play. Then another girl came to the door and said something in Chinese that I did not understand. The first girl covered my rear with a towel and they switched. I thought maybe just for a minute but then realized the older more curvy girl was going to finish. I immediately removed the towel and directed her on what I wanted. She started with (I don't want no trouble) and I was thinking you got to be kidding me. While speaking Chinese the first girl never told you I was an ok guy. We hassled and I explained what the first girl was doing and after hearing (I don't want no trouble) 10 times I grabbed her boob and said NO TROUBLE. ! Then she was fine and I left happy. The third time I got the first girl who covered me when she came in which I thought was weird considering all she had done on previous visits. I said no cover and she said ok. She slowly worked her way to my boys and started working my prostate. When I say work my prostate I mean it literally. While doing this she would work my boys and grab my soldier and work on him. On the flip she covered my private area with a towel. I thought hmmm, ok lets see what she is doing here. After a minute she say you do and took my hand and placed it under the towel. I thought you must be crazy and told her you already did it when I was face down. I said don't you remember me and she said NO. I had to remind her of my first couple visit and she finally finished the job. I thought these ladies would remember us mongers a little better so we both can enjoy the visit a little better. Either way if you get the slim girl at 405 she will work your boys and ass like no other. Definitely YMWV. . DC.

**D Copperfield** · 07-29-19 00:11

So I went on vacation recently, did my research and went to a local AMP. What I have discovered from traveling to visiting my hometown AMP's is they are all mostly the same. It is the same song and dance anywhere I have ever went. They feel you out, we do the typical monger moves to get more from the girls and after going back and forth usually leave happy. I really think I could be drugged and wake up 3000 miles from home inside an AMP and think I was in Ohio until I walked outside. I know most girls come from NY or Chicago so they must have a warehouse where they train them, LOL. Have fun. DC.

**Curiousguy795** · 07-28-19 23:00

First time at Sakura. Being on that side of town reminded me of ol Katrina and her girls. Sakura was great. I worried that I wasn't going to get much with the walls not even going to the ceiling. Drew a shorter probably mid 30's woman and acted like I'd been there before. Decent tits and very nice. Pointed to her mouth and off we went. I'm almost positive more was on the menu but she said "bad time this week". May or may not return due to all of the heat on AMPs lately. Trying to get verified to see some lady's from the sister site. Seems safer these days.

**Asian Fever 5** · 07-27-19 16:34

Went to the Moon. Beautiful, young Linda was there. Her attitude sucked. She was mad the whole time and tried to cheat me 15 minutes. Left unhappy. Attitude is everything.

**DarkStallion** · 07-26-19 15:26

Visited Hong in middletown. Natasha gone for good. Saw 2 new ladies there. Went with one called Nana- she is like college going girl. As per Nana other lady is manager so she doesn't do massage but I saw her going in with another monger. There will be one more new lady coming in she sed. Nana was ok. Don't expect any massage from Nana thank god I took HHR. Else I would have been shorted. Left somewhat happy.

**AllStarr1** · 07-25-19 20:13

As most knew saw this article posted today on USA Today Relax on Kenwood. As always stay safe!

Police: Blue Ash massage parlor owner arrested on prostitution charges.

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/new...on/1830323001/

**ProoMan** · 07-25-19 18:36

Originally Posted by Golden3 [View Original Post]

I reported a few days ago that I called 405 and asked for Katie, and I was told that there was no Katie there. I tried again today. Still no Katie, but I decided to try whoever was there. I asked the masseuse what her name was (I always do that, to be friendly, and I tell them my first name, which is one of the most common men's names, so they are not getting any real information). She replied, "No name". She completely covered me with a sheet. I took it off and said, "Don't need. " She put it back and said, "Must be covered". She removed the cover to massage my butt and legs, but she put it between my legs. I removed it, and she put it back. At one point, I rubbed her leg, one of my standard probing moves. She removed my hand and said, "No touch me. " The massage was actually pretty good. When she said, "All finished," I said, "You give happy ending, I give tip". She said, "No, massagee only". Summary: looks 6/10, massage 8/10, ending 0/10. In the end, I gave her a tip of 20, because I feel sorry for the ladies. They probably don't make much money, they have to deal with the public and a wide variety of bodies, they get groped all the time, and they are caught between the customers' desires on the one hand and the police on the other. The bosses could come down on one side or the other.

Sounds a lot like what I do. Ask her name give her mine. Makes both more comfortable. If she is not willing to remove the cover I don't push it but I am more relaxed with out it, the girls are in bad situation between the owner, popo, and guys pawing all over them. One lady I see once in a while hates her job, boss and location but has no other options at this time SHE IS NOT BEING HELD AGAINST HER WILL. I always give at least 2 for tip I do feel sorry for most of them as they don't make much money one more little tip to getting them to open up a little learn some Chinese. Even ask the girl some words, my one lady friend teaches me Chinese and I teach her English.

**Stasco05** · 07-25-19 17:08

So today was the first time in months and months I decided to treat myself. Went to my normal establishment, Parker around back per usual, and walked in. Greeted with a smile and a gesture to follow. Off we went down the hallway, to the very last room, where they usually take me. I never ask names, I never give mine. Always keep to talking when spoken to and nothing else. Have seen this lady before, at least I think I have, and she removed my towel and placed a sheet over me. I didn't mind because it was a tad cold. Excellent pressure and when she found the knots, she worked every last one out. As some of my past reports have stated it shouldn't be called a happy ending, mind always come at the half way point, and I still get my second half. I don't know if it's that they recognize me when the clothes come off or what, but I was happy from the start to finish. An hour well spent, in peace, quiet, and in an amazing set of hands. Either you guys give off the wrong vibe or are trying too hard. I never have to try it feels like. BUT with the parlors being on high alert, the asking of names, removing of covers, and unguided touches, is going to make any lady on high alert. Just my 2 cents.

**LvTheLightsOn** · 07-25-19 15:51

Originally Posted by MassageIt [View Original Post]

Found this AMP while driving by. It will probably get busted before I get to try it. Jazzercise is on the right and a remodeling business is on the left. (sigh).

Mt.

Doubtful. By all reports it's strictly legit.

Lv.

**Tracy777** · 07-25-19 13:38

Originally Posted by Golden3 [View Original Post]

I reported a few days ago that I called 405 and asked for Katie, and I was told that there was no Katie there. I tried again today. Still no Katie, but I decided to try whoever was there. I asked the masseuse what her name was (I always do that, to be friendly, and I tell them my first name, which is one of the most common men's names, so they are not getting any real information). She replied, "No name". She completely covered me with a sheet. I took it off and said, "Don't need. " She put it back and said, "Must be covered". She removed the cover to massage my butt and legs, but she put it between my legs. I removed it, and she put it back. At one point, I rubbed her leg, one of my standard probing moves. She removed my hand and said, "No touch me. " The massage was actually pretty good. When she said, "All finished," I said, "You give happy ending, I give tip". She said, "No, massagee only". Summary: looks 6/10, massage 8/10, ending 0/10. In the end, I gave her a tip of 20, because I feel sorry for the ladies. They probably don't make much money, they have to deal with the public and a wide variety of bodies, they get groped all the time, and they are caught between the customers' desires on the one hand and the police on the other. The bosses could come down on one side or the other.

Yeah. That is generally what my tip is for the level of service that you described. What always amazes me is the ones who get mad at such a "low" tip. If my math is right that is a 33% tip. Based on the typical $60 one hour charge. Not too shabby if you ask me.

**Golden3** · 07-25-19 12:50

I reported a few days ago that I called 405 and asked for Katie, and I was told that there was no Katie there. I tried again today. Still no Katie, but I decided to try whoever was there. I asked the masseuse what her name was (I always do that, to be friendly, and I tell them my first name, which is one of the most common men's names, so they are not getting any real information). She replied, "No name". She completely covered me with a sheet. I took it off and said, "Don't need. " She put it back and said, "Must be covered". She removed the cover to massage my butt and legs, but she put it between my legs. I removed it, and she put it back. At one point, I rubbed her leg, one of my standard probing moves. She removed my hand and said, "No touch me. " The massage was actually pretty good. When she said, "All finished," I said, "You give happy ending, I give tip". She said, "No, massagee only". Summary: looks 6/10, massage 8/10, ending 0/10. In the end, I gave her a tip of 20, because I feel sorry for the ladies. They probably don't make much money, they have to deal with the public and a wide variety of bodies, they get groped all the time, and they are caught between the customers' desires on the one hand and the police on the other. The bosses could come down on one side or the other.

**MassageIt** · 07-24-19 21:16

Found this AMP while driving by. It will probably get busted before I get to try it. Jazzercise is on the right and a remodeling business is on the left. (sigh).

Mt.

**Posidion87** · 07-24-19 17:11

Has anyone seen the two yalls favorite snowbunnies on rubratings? Was wondering if it is to good to be true. Pm me please.

**OP2286** · 07-24-19 13:40

Originally Posted by ThatGuy011 [View Original Post]

I tend to agree.

Everything that has been busted has been in a legit shopping center, or neighborhood. A well known AMP offering FS is still around because it in a rinky dink plaza with 2 other businesses that couldn't care less.

Been trying to find the right one. I was going to one on the east side. Not FS. DM me if you know of any.

**ThatGuy011** · 07-23-19 05:26

Originally Posted by Kenal1 [View Original Post]

My theory is that the AMPs are more "visible" and people and businesses who are nearby don't like that they make the neighborhood look trashy.

I tend to agree.

Everything that has been busted has been in a legit shopping center, or neighborhood. A well known AMP offering FS is still around because it in a rinky dink plaza with 2 other businesses that couldn't care less.