Massage Parlor Reports

[TwoBlueBalls]

Apologies my horn dog brothers! This was meant for a bro, not all of you bros. But if you must, try Dream Spa and ask for Gemma Chan. Happy wet dreams!

Hey man, the gal I told you about tweaking my pecker is getting real comfy with me. We don't waste any time. Clothes are off in sex, then we're making out like teenagers. Last time was really heated. We're sucking face and grinding our ero zones then just as I'm thinking, is she trying to?! Yowza! She slides me in bare. Thank you baby Jesus! Nothing like bare in a tight, juicy puss. She karma sutras me several ways, then starts gasping while laying back from CG almost breaking off my pecker then, Yowza! My pecker snaps out and she's giving me a squirt shower while I'm splooging like a fire hose on the loose! Post quake and aftershocks we giggle like mischievous kids at the mess we make. She slides her body all over mine smearing our love juices between us. Quick wipe of the walls, floor, door, cabinet, table, CD player, lamp, hehehe! Shower time and more Yowza! Take a black light into the second room on left and it'll look like helter skelter! Hehehe! Hope you appreciate my abstract splooge art. You'll understand the true meaning of, Ai yaaa!

[IsBarkley]

Hey man, the gal I told you about tweaking my pecker is getting real comfy with me. We don't waste any time. Clothes are off in sex, then we're making out like teenagers. Last time was really heated. We're sucking face and grinding our ero zones then just as I'm thinking, is she trying to?! Yowza! She slides me in bare. Thank you baby Jesus! Nothing like bare in a tight, juicy puss. She karma sutras me several ways, then starts gasping while laying back from CG almost breaking off my pecker then, Yowza! My pecker snaps out and she's giving me a squirt shower while I'm splooging like a fire hose on the loose! Post quake and aftershocks we giggle like mischievous kids at the mess we make. She slides her body all over mine smearing our love juices between us. Quick wipe of the walls, floor, door, cabinet, table, CD player, lamp, hehehe! Shower time and more Yowza! Take a black light into the second room on left and it'll look like helter skelter! Hehehe! Hope you appreciate my abstract splooge art. You'll understand the true meaning of, Ai yaaa!

Is this Coco?

[TwoBlueBalls]

Last night, a few of you guys were rushing to, nip it! Nip it good! Isn't that a song by Devo? Told ya she was tight and it sounds like she did you right! Your tip is your post. Luv sharing my little bits of heaven. Bie keqi.

My man, where's your tip jar? I just got back from visiting Coco and you are correct sir, those were world class nipples. The kind that made me start liking Asian women years ago. She has a nice, tight body too and a decent face. She told me she was 35. She couldn't really handle much pounding because she said I was big. LOL, maybe that's why I love the Asians. Because they inflate my ego?! Thanks again, appreciate the info.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Hey man, the gal I told you about tweaking my pecker is getting real comfy with me. We don't waste any time. Clothes are off in sex, then we're making out like teenagers. Last time was really heated. We're sucking face and grinding our ero zones then just as I'm thinking, is she trying to?! Yowza! She slides me in bare. Thank you baby Jesus! Nothing like bare in a tight, juicy puss. She karma sutras me several ways, then starts gasping while laying back from CG almost breaking off my pecker then, Yowza! My pecker snaps out and she's giving me a squirt shower while I'm splooging like a fire hose on the loose! Post quake and aftershocks we giggle like mischievous kids at the mess we make. She slides her body all over mine smearing our love juices between us. Quick wipe of the walls, floor, door, cabinet, table, CD player, lamp, hehehe! Shower time and more Yowza! Take a black light into the second room on left and it'll look like helter skelter! Hehehe! Hope you appreciate my abstract splooge art. You'll understand the true meaning of, Ai yaaa!

[Stl Danish]

30's, nice figure. Very strong and thorough massage. Great finish, patient and didn't mind roaming. Very limited English but took basic requests well. I had almost written this place off, but I'd see her again.

[RolfTorren]

Embarassed to say I was probably one of those conspicuous dudes. I've visited HH a few times. The girls are usually cute although their skills and friendliness vary. I've seen three other indies nearby. Michelle is one of the best in my opinion. Sounds like Jamie might be worth a visit too.

Stopped by Sun C Spa yesterday. It's in the same big building that Heavenly Hands is in. The ladies were very average / 40's / Chinese. Didn't get a warm and fuzzy vibe. 60 for hr / 40 for hhr. I didn't partake. Would rather burn 80 for a hhr at Heavenly Hands 100 ft away. That whole spot has to be hot by now with those two locations in such a tight office setting. If I worked there I would certainly notice all these random conspicuous dudes coming and going wearing sunglasses and hats like they're in the witness protection program.

[Stupitt]

Crystal is gone (sad) but her replacement is here (yippee)! Yet another Coco looks late twenties, borderline spinner, mild enhancements and the biggest nips this side of the Great Wall of China. Very sensitive too. Nice-and-tight and she did me right! V-licious!

My man, where's your tip jar? I just got back from visiting Coco and you are correct sir, those were world class nipples. The kind that made me start liking Asian women years ago. She has a nice, tight body too and a decent face. She told me she was 35. She couldn't really handle much pounding because she said I was big. LOL, maybe that's why I love the Asians. Because they inflate my ego?! Thanks again, appreciate the info.

[TwoBlueBalls]

IMO the spas are the way to go, especially for a nubie. I've done agencies and independents, but only if referred by a trusted source. Only go to spas that allow a preview of the lineup and if you don't see what you like, don't be a pussy and stay because you're already there. Say thanks, maybe later and you've saved your cash for another spa. Now you're hunting! If you want to gamble, take whatever they give you, but if you're disappointed it's on you, not the spa. Most spas have a fixed rotation unless you ask for a girl by name. If you have an SO, I suggest only going to spas that have a shower that you can freshen up afterwards. Nothing like greeting your SO smelling like another woman's pussy. You just ate fish isn't a good excuse. I tried, but maybe the hickey gave it away. Ai yaaa! If you don't mind older MiLFs, Z's is a good start for HE and some bonuses if you're lucky. When you start sharing some info you'll get more help. Happy hunting!

I am new here not only to this forum but for thiswhole thing I mean I am new that I never visited any message provider or escort before, but the story began after me and girlfriend break up about couple months ago, and I left alone all the time ((you got what I mean by alone LOL)) so I was looking around and found many websites that advertise for services and learned many of the terms that people are using but I am not interested in any escort service with FS. I am looking for massage with relieve that will help me to get focus on my life not on my pants. I found this forum during my search and it really contains many interested topics and information. I notice that many people here talk about Asian message provider like z or v and others but at the same time there are many others that I found on website called rubratings, like girls from heavenly hands which not many talking about or share their visit to this place or others like CMT providers like Samara, Talitarosy or Aubrey and others from the same website. My question here and not only a question but rather I am seeking for an advice from brothers with experience here:

I am looking for safe and clean place ((important thing to me)) to have a message with HE relieve maximum, what's your recommendation from where should I start, should I trust the heavenly hand agency ((what I notice with them that they have different rates the provider showing a rates and the agency advertise for a different one if someone tried them before hope to let me how they work do I need to pay for the house and then pay for the provider separately or it's the same, and also about the individual from rubratings website or Asian parlors any advice and help is appreciated, especially about Samara and Talitatosy and heavenly hands.

[TwoBlueBalls]

To avoid anymore PMs, V-licious was a hint for V-Spa. I didn't have my tape measure, but I'd guesstimate a 1/2" of nipple heaven. I never realized long nips were in such high demand. Ai yaaa!

Crystal is gone (sad) but her replacement is here (yippee)! Yet another Coco looks late twenties, borderline spinner, mild enhancements and the biggest nips this side of the Great Wall of China. Very sensitive too. Nice-and-tight and she did me right! V-licious!

[Member #7005]

Tried out Mecury late night last week.

MMS greeted me and lead me to a room, a MILF (sorta) came in and started the massage.

I was a bit sketched out because she looked tired, and I thought she was on drugs. But I think she just woke up from a nap.

I kinda imagined I would see younger and prettier girls since KSpas are a couple bucks more than your regular place.

All in all, I wouldn't go again. I didn't even bother getting her name because I was sure I wouldn't go again. As I was walking out I saw a chubby middle aged woman (not mms) that I would have no interest in getting any service.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Crystal is gone (sad) but her replacement is here (yippee)! Yet another Coco looks late twenties, borderline spinner, mild enhancements and the biggest nips this side of the Great Wall of China. Very sensitive too. Nice-and-tight and she did me right! V-licious!

[Ronald9]

I agree. I would rather go to Heavenly Hands. Also right about all the guys coming and going. In addition to Sun C I know of at least 4 independents in that same building. Michelle. Jaime. Zara. Mia.

I've seen Jaime a couple times and she is one of the best independents I've ever met. Not only is she hot as hell but she seems to genuinely enjoy the work she does. Would definitely recommend her over a mediocre AMP.

[Bailey88]

Stopped by Sun C Spa yesterday. It's in the same big building that Heavenly Hands is in. The ladies were very average / 40's / Chinese. Didn't get a warm and fuzzy vibe. 60 for hr / 40 for hhr. I didn't partake. Would rather burn 80 for a hhr at Heavenly Hands 100 ft away. That whole spot has to be hot by now with those two locations in such a tight office setting. If I worked there I would certainly notice all these random conspicuous dudes coming and going wearing sunglasses and hats like they're in the witness protection program.

I agree. I would rather go to Heavenly Hands. Also right about all the guys coming and going. In addition to Sun C I know of at least 4 independents in that same building. Michelle. Jaime. Zara. Mia.

[IcoMoon]

I am new here not only to this forum but for thiswhole thing I mean I am new that I never visited any message provider or escort before, but the story began after me and girlfriend break up about couple months ago, and I left alone all the time ((you got what I mean by alone LOL)) so I was looking around and found many websites that advertise for services and learned many of the terms that people are using but I am not interested in any escort service with FS. I am looking for massage with relieve that will help me to get focus on my life not on my pants. I found this forum during my search and it really contains many interested topics and information. I notice that many people here talk about Asian message provider like z or v and others but at the same time there are many others that I found on website called rubratings, like girls from heavenly hands which not many talking about or share their visit to this place or others like CMT providers like Samara, Talitarosy or Aubrey and others from the same website. My question here and not only a question but rather I am seeking for an advice from brothers with experience here:

I am looking for safe and clean place ((important thing to me)) to have a message with HE relieve maximum, what's your recommendation from where should I start, should I trust the heavenly hand agency ((what I notice with them that they have different rates the provider showing a rates and the agency advertise for a different one if someone tried them before hope to let me how they work do I need to pay for the house and then pay for the provider separately or it's the same, and also about the individual from rubratings website or Asian parlors any advice and help is appreciated, especially about Samara and Talitatosy and heavenly hands.

[TwoBlueBalls]

New talent at the V. Mina looks barely twenty and is a sweet little spinner. Her fair skin and bright red lips make her look like a geisha. Not much up top, but still an all natural beauty. Her massage is akin to Swedish, but who cares once she removes her kimono! I made up the kimono part, but I imagined as much. Arigato! Sugar is a fitting name for the other sweetie. Decent English and very personable. I'd guess she's early thirties, but could pass for late twenties. Her massage is therapeutic and very sensual. She'll walk and climb all over you, using every part of her body to transfer her warmth. She teases with her soft long hair and fingernails just barely touching the skin from your neck to your toes, not forgetting about Mr Peabody and friends. When her clothes come off she looks into my eyes admiring her beautiful body. She has well proportioned enhanced breasts, perfect nips and a few tasteful tats. She gives a convincing display of erotic pleasure, but mine was purely sincere as I enjoyed her sweet tight puss! The lovely Crystal is still there, but she tells me her replacement is coming in the next few days.