Escort Reports

**BadDog5** · 07-25-19 11:17

My hog farmer neighbor said he went by and saw Heather the other day. He went to check out her pig and found that the pen was in horrible shape. Worst pig pen he'd ever seen. Almost turned his stomach and he's a pig farmer. Dirty, smelled like smoke, nasty did I say dirty. People kept knocking on the door. WTF? Said he almost left when he walked in the door but really wanted to check out her 🐖 . Pig was hairy and had never been trimmed the shape was old and had meat hanging everywhere. Not good at all. Not even worth butchering. Nothing like the pictures he saw or what he even could've ever expected. She will suit you if you're into wild pigs that walk the street. Just not my type. Will never go back, ever never ever.

Body 2/10.

Looks 2/10.

Action 2/10 2 pts cause it was a mouthy pig.

If you go after reading this at least you know what to expect.

Dog out.

**ThickAndCream9** · 07-25-19 09:10

Originally Posted by JustAnotherJon [View Original Post]

Something peculiar is going on. The link I posted and that BigBirdDog re-posted is now showing someone named Jennyfer with a different phone number even though the link is still the same. Looks like Mia may have been hacked.

Mia (9xx0) Le High go for it a lot better service.

Mia / Jennifer (5xx8) Handcock bride for get it could be a rushed job and strange parking unless she give you the right unit number exactly. Don't Bother.

**Swfl03** · 07-24-19 12:36

Originally Posted by JustAnotherJon [View Original Post]

Just because I'm heading west next week, and her close proximity to where I'm headed I'm going to set something up with Mia in Lehigh (not the chick in the Cape). I know she's been gone for a while, and I know Yoana (also from Lehigh) had been by herself. Looks like they're rotating. Update to come.

No face pictures always give me reason for pause. Before I go can anyone say what her face looks like? OK, awful, equine like? Anything would be better than going in blind.

Its been a while but I've see Mia in Leigh. Her face is OK, a little worn but I wouldn't call her ugly. Nice big man made's, round ass, and has dark freckles everywhere. Everywhere! She has great lollipop skills but it does feel a bit rushed. She rides hard to get the job done quick.

**JustAnotherJon** · 07-24-19 11:10

Originally Posted by JustAnotherJon [View Original Post]

Something peculiar is going on. The link I posted and that BigBirdDog re-posted is now showing someone named Jennyfer with a different phone number even though the link is still the same. Looks like Mia may have been hacked.

Just because I'm heading west next week, and her close proximity to where I'm headed I'm going to set something up with Mia in Lehigh (not the chick in the Cape). I know she's been gone for a while, and I know Yoana (also from Lehigh) had been by herself. Looks like they're rotating. Update to come.

No face pictures always give me reason for pause. Before I go can anyone say what her face looks like? OK, awful, equine like? Anything would be better than going in blind.

**BigBirdDog** · 07-24-19 08:29

Originally Posted by JustAnotherJon [View Original Post]

Something peculiar is going on. The link I posted and that BigBirdDog re-posted is now showing someone named Jennyfer with a different phone number even though the link is still the same. Looks like Mia may have been hacked.

That's another name that she has used over the years.

**Swfl03** · 07-24-19 00:21

Originally Posted by JustAnotherJon [View Original Post]

Because of my distance from the big city I look at what's going on in Lehigh. It looks like Yoana has been recalled to the mothership and Mia is taking up residence at the location previously occupied by Yoana (Although I haven't confirmed Mia's address). Once upon a time someone mentioned stopping by and seeing Mia. If I recall the poster said she taught him a couple of things or something like that. Wondering if this new Mia is that Mia.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/mia-c...-9090-25201717

Thats not Mia. She is an older, chunkier lady on the cape. Lackluster service, rush job, covered everything. Very bland. Wouldn't recommend her.

**JustAnotherJon** · 07-23-19 20:06

Originally Posted by BigBirdDog [View Original Post]

Mia has been around for a long time. Menu limited to body rub though YMMV.

Something peculiar is going on. The link I posted and that BigBirdDog re-posted is now showing someone named Jennyfer with a different phone number even though the link is still the same. Looks like Mia may have been hacked.

**BigBirdDog** · 07-23-19 18:04

Originally Posted by JustAnotherJon [View Original Post]

Because of my distance from the big city I look at what's going on in Lehigh. It looks like Yoana has been recalled to the mothership and Mia is taking up residence at the location previously occupied by Yoana (Although I haven't confirmed Mia's address). Once upon a time someone mentioned stopping by and seeing Mia. If I recall the poster said she taught him a couple of things or something like that. Wondering if this new Mia is that Mia.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/mia-c...-9090-25201717

Mia has been around for a long time. Menu limited to body rub though YMMV.

**JustAnotherJon** · 07-23-19 11:32

Because of my distance from the big city I look at what's going on in Lehigh. It looks like Yoana has been recalled to the mothership and Mia is taking up residence at the location previously occupied by Yoana (Although I haven't confirmed Mia's address). Once upon a time someone mentioned stopping by and seeing Mia. If I recall the poster said she taught him a couple of things or something like that. Wondering if this new Mia is that Mia.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/mia-c...-9090-25201717

**Fisher King** · 07-23-19 08:15

Originally Posted by Orch13 [View Original Post]

Her post is history.

I see that Bridgette in North Port has her ad up again for those of you who have been PMing me and asking about her. I don't know how long the link will be up, but here it is: http://sarasota.skipthegames.com/fem...y/215740175675.

**BrewStew** · 07-22-19 08:53

My electrician had some time to kill this morning so he called up the lovely lady with the so called sexy imagination. Incall was a run down motel in and Ft. He said when he pulled up she said he would meet him outside to guide him in. As he pulled up he saw what she later said was her aunt and cousin walking out of the room. Now given the state of the hobby this peaked his nervous radar so already he was on Edge. In he went and was certain to lock the door behind him. She matches the pictures but was a little rough looking. Body is 8/10 and with a pretty face however either doped or drunk out of her mind. Would have been a great time were it not for her checking the door and window every 5 minutes as well as constantly asking if he was LE. She also kept scratching at what looked like marks on her arm and saying she was clean when he asked for a cover. Now we're it under better circumstances he would have stayed for the whole duration however skidish as he is he left 10 min into the session. She was taken back by this asking if she did something wrong. He said he wasn't comfortable and would try again another time. As he left she followed him out and introduced him to her cousin (who actually seemed like a nice guy and apologized for spooking him) this certainly didn't help the matters LOL. So he said his farewells and got the hell out of Dodge.

She definitely has an amazing body, who knows how long that will last tho.

YMMV, be safe out there gents.

-Brew.

http://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/f...v/886359616203

**Fightclub** · 07-22-19 08:45

http://sarasota.skipthegames.com/fem...l/456199317712

Found her on SA after a previous poster talked about her then found her on STG which got me phone #. Hot texting leading up to a Friday rendezvous at her place in North Port. Now I'm in Naples extit 111 so it was a 3 hour commitment with travel but well worth it. She meets me at the door looking tall and sexy and leads me inside. Offers water and we sit on couch and talk for a bit. Now if you don't like animals she might not be for you. She rescues cats and dogs and has like 20 cats inside and 3 dogs. We then head to bedroom and DFK as we get undressed. The freshest DATY leading into me just sliding into BBFS. She is so sensual with dirty talk and kissing. We maneuver to doggie and she says want to F my ass don't you. I'm never one to say no so lube up and away we go. So tight and so clean I finish inside her arse. So more dfk and without a break right back into doggie and mish and more greek. This time a toy comes out and I'm dping her with a toy. Was so friggig hot. Next we try both me and the toy inside her and she goes nuts with a big O. I finish on her tits and we collapse. $$ and all the fun you can stand. Well worth the drive.

**SignItIAz** · 07-22-19 00:07

Originally Posted by Srq1013 [View Original Post]

Had a dream about Alice this afternoon. Easy set up with a few texts. Met at her clean safe in call in downtown Fort Myers. Was met at the door by the woman in the pictures. She is a tiny woman 4' 9" tall and about 110 pounds. She is in her 50's and it shows in her body. Her breasts are small and saggy and her face is worn from life and smoking. No hint of candy use but she was most talkative and nervous initially. Was offered a beverage and a shower prior to play. Had just showered so into the room we go. She spreads a blanket on top of the bed and proceeds to get naked. A nice hug and invites me to the center of the bed where she starts with a nice BBBJ. Not the best as she was a little rough with her teeth. She did pay attention to the boys which was nice. After a few minutes I asked her to climb on board. Was a nice sight watching her impale herself on my cock. We turn over to mish. She was in no hurry and seemed to enjoy the fucking as much as I was. She took me bareback and I emptied my balls as deep inside her as I could. Rested on top of her for a few minutes gently pumping my cum in her. Was offered a clean wash cloth and the shower afterward. We had agreed on. 70 for a HHR. I gave her a tip for the BBFS. She is not the prettiest of women but she is eager to please. You will find her ad on STG. She has been in the game for some time despite what her ad states. Will repeat again.

Nice report! She caught my eye on STG too. I love a petite spinner but a little old for me. Maybe you can't tell from the back? Might have to try. Wish I could go BB.

**Srq1013** · 07-21-19 17:52

Had a dream about Alice this afternoon. Easy set up with a few texts. Met at her clean safe in call in downtown Fort Myers. Was met at the door by the woman in the pictures. She is a tiny woman 4' 9" tall and about 110 pounds. She is in her 50's and it shows in her body. Her breasts are small and saggy and her face is worn from life and smoking. No hint of candy use but she was most talkative and nervous initially. Was offered a beverage and a shower prior to play. Had just showered so into the room we go. She spreads a blanket on top of the bed and proceeds to get naked. A nice hug and invites me to the center of the bed where she starts with a nice BBBJ. Not the best as she was a little rough with her teeth. She did pay attention to the boys which was nice. After a few minutes I asked her to climb on board. Was a nice sight watching her impale herself on my cock. We turn over to mish. She was in no hurry and seemed to enjoy the fucking as much as I was. She took me bareback and I emptied my balls as deep inside her as I could. Rested on top of her for a few minutes gently pumping my cum in her. Was offered a clean wash cloth and the shower afterward. We had agreed on. 70 for a HHR. I gave her a tip for the BBFS. She is not the prettiest of women but she is eager to please. You will find her ad on STG. She has been in the game for some time despite what her ad states. Will repeat again.

**SwampThang7** · 07-21-19 13:52

Originally Posted by LutzNative [View Original Post]

I need some help. You guys in this area don't post links to add / SD accounts / etc. Then talk in code unlike Tampa where we give contact info. I'm just looking for a sfe sexy massage when I visit Ft Myers next month, maybe more. PM's are great too.

Just using some safe terms. Why don't you go read the Massage parlor board? If you're not looking for a parlor, nearly all the safe escorts listed will massage you.