Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

**Punter3** · 07-23-19 10:12

This girl is part of the Latin crew from San Diego, but she is up in the OC / LA area at the moment. Tall, pretty girl but was late and disappointed on the menu. Her email (booker's email) said: "GFE very sweet, lfk, dfk, CBJ, BBBJ, dt, fiv, daty / dato, Cfs, cob, cot, msog (hour). So checked the boxes for me and the other girls in this crew usually come through on the menu. However, the kissing was LK, no DT, no FIV, and DATY was limited access. Here is the reveiw.

L - 7. 5 not beautiful but attractive, well proportioned, nice body, nice ass.
A - 6. 5 it was like she was there for the money, but didn't want to be there. I find Latinas are usually more engaged.
S - 6. 0 she provided the service that were allowed with some skill, like a nice BBBJ, but too many services promised were not provided so she was dinged.
E - 6. 0 Overall disappointing. It started off with her sending me her room number 20 minutes late. Followed by unmet expectations based on previous interaction with girls from this crew (other girls have been spectacular). If I had a do over I would have saved the money and spanked the monkey.
Repeat. NO.

If you like tall girls, you might give it a whirl, but I would recommend against it. Also, for the record, she has several red in her network for Karma and Reliability.

**HapaBoy86** · 07-23-19 03:59

Originally Posted by Dolato [View Original Post]

Not recent, but there are safety blogs on her. Multiple reports of robs. For me, once a rob, always a rob.

Dang she got a shitload of red!

**HapaBoy86** · 07-23-19 03:57

Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey [View Original Post]

Yeah pictures show an Asian girl who is skinny-petite, but aren't they all? Two major problems for me though:

1. Asian, which means 100% FAKE ASS pics.

2. "34 years old", which means 44 in real life, at least, most likely more.

Next.

So, when she or booker posted pics up about allegedly being her I sent over a link of a ig model and other links to pic asking if this is her? Pics we're of a ig model being in another country.

She messaged me back saying why you doing this? Than blocked me.

Ad from earlier this year.

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2576568

**GaeNamja** · 07-23-19 02:53

Originally Posted by Dolato [View Original Post]

Make notes that Ladymarieaji89 has access to Tunaman's account. I make those notes to ignore any 411 pm's and etc from accounts that can't be trusted.

Ladymarieaji89 has been carrying on a grammatical shitstorm over personal drama with her bf and the ho he's been fucking on the side with blogs after blogs. Her boyfriend, tunaman started his own blog "confirming" Ladymarieaji89's story. https://www.humaniplex.com/blogs/636839/#6386162 .

If you look at a safety blog that Ladymarieaji89 posted, https://www.humaniplex.com/blogs/636803/#6386010 they both have the same style of blog title (the first few words of a sentence that is then continued on in the blog body) and there is the weird use of spelling out "Period. " by both of them.

Shady people are shady people and I avoid them all when possible.

All I can say in the matter is, wow, she is really tough to look at.

**Dolato** · 07-23-19 02:13

Make notes that Ladymarieaji89 has access to Tunaman's account. I make those notes to ignore any 411 pm's and etc from accounts that can't be trusted.

Ladymarieaji89 has been carrying on a grammatical shitstorm over personal drama with her bf and the ho he's been fucking on the side with blogs after blogs. Her boyfriend, tunaman started his own blog "confirming" Ladymarieaji89's story. https://www.humaniplex.com/blogs/636839/#6386162 .

If you look at a safety blog that Ladymarieaji89 posted, https://www.humaniplex.com/blogs/636803/#6386010 they both have the same style of blog title (the first few words of a sentence that is then continued on in the blog body) and there is the weird use of spelling out "Period. " by both of them.

Shady people are shady people and I avoid them all when possible.

**TrojanHorsey** · 07-20-19 12:18

Originally Posted by Jack926 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this one? She has three network rating but all ratings are back from 2017.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LV_Candy

Yeah pictures show an Asian girl who is skinny-petite, but aren't they all? Two major problems for me though:

1. Asian, which means 100% FAKE ASS pics.

2. "34 years old", which means 44 in real life, at least, most likely more.

Next.

**Jack926** · 07-20-19 10:57

Has anyone seen this one? She has three network rating but all ratings are back from 2017.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LV_Candy

**TrojanHorsey** · 07-19-19 10:08

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Amber610

I previously reviewed Amber310 when she was known as Brielle805, before she got pregnant. The direct link of that review is below:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...636&viewfull=1#post4352636.

This is Part 2 review as Amber310, and this is after she delivered her baby. I saw her for an hour incall at her upscale hotel in OC a few months ago. She was still carrying some post-partum weight, but sadly there was no milk no I could not fulfill my lactation fantasies. Just like the 2 previous times I have seen her, she was 100% GFE to me, and the only thing we did not partake is BBFS, but she hinted it was available in the future, at least to me, for an additional donation. Sequence is classic Amber: BBBJ, DATY, CFS in multiple positions with non-stop DFK, pull condom off, then finish with CIM either during kneeling BBBJ or 69 (my preference as I get to taste that sweet pussy while blasting my cum load in her mouth). Here are screen shots of my 52 minute footage and a couple of her Hx profile pics. The quality is much better than the other review because she was staying at a high floor of an upscale hotel with lots of windows letting sunlight in, as opposed to the dungeon-like atmosphere of the Rodeway Inn. I just can't get enough of my little snowbunny Amber, and excited for date #4 in the future which hopefully will be BBFS finally.

**WoohooSoCal** · 07-18-19 23:13

Originally Posted by Nergy2015 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any recent good Intel on this one? www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jennadoubleds2.

Any info would be appreciated.

My notes say rob, as well.

**Dolato** · 07-18-19 23:05

Originally Posted by Nergy2015 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any recent good Intel on this one? www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jennadoubleds2.

Any info would be appreciated.

Not recent, but there are safety blogs on her. Multiple reports of robs. For me, once a rob, always a rob.

**Nergy2015** · 07-18-19 19:15

Does anyone have any recent good Intel on this one? www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jennadoubleds2.

Any info would be appreciated.

**TrojanHorsey** · 07-18-19 00:48

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

Monica Lewinsky didn't swallow though. LOL.

But I held it inside her mouth for a few seconds before let her spit my Trump tartar sauce into a towel. Some of it drooled on to the floor as she pulled away. I really don't care what the chick does with my man juice--spit, swallow, gargle, rinse, whatevs--as long as I finish in her mouth. Nothing is more frustrating than a woman who pulls her mouth off then jacks you off to finish. WTF?

**HapaBoy86** · 07-16-19 21:27

Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey [View Original Post]

I never asked for BBFS, did not know it was offered at 1 K. No idiot would pay that much for her Progressive pussy. Fucking her CFS was expensive enough, and I still got to finish in her mouth Bill Clinton style as if it was Monica Lewinsky's.

Monica Lewinsky didn't swallow though. LOL.

**TrojanHorsey** · 07-16-19 20:49

Originally Posted by HapaBoy86 [View Original Post]

So, I saw her right when we came back. She wanted 1 k for raw action. IS that what she quoted you?

I never asked for BBFS, did not know it was offered at 1 K. No idiot would pay that much for her Progressive pussy. Fucking her CFS was expensive enough, and I still got to finish in her mouth Bill Clinton style as if it was Monica Lewinsky's.

**HapaBoy86** · 07-16-19 19:31

Originally Posted by TrojanHorsey [View Original Post]

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MinetteMew

I don't know about you but every time I see AOC on TV I get a fucking hard on. Something about her Communist NY pussy just pushes the right button and I am really turned on by her. I know it's sick, but I have embraced my pathology and psychosis a long time ago and I finally have come to terms with the voices in my head. I was in the mood for some leftist pussy, and MinetteMew recently painted herself a bullseye on Hx by posting some politically charged shit on her Hx profile. Specifically, she stated that if you are a Trump supporter, don't bother contacting her because she will not fuck mewling wanks LOL.

So without telling her my political leanings, I booked an hour with her recently at her incall. Wow her rates are on the high side of Hx, but liberals have always been known to waste tax dollars anyway so what the heck. She has a GND Armenian face, not gorgeous by any means but pretty enough. What stands out is her amazing body. If you think she looks thin on her profile pics wait till you see her in person. Not an ounce of fat. So I unleashed my Alexandria fantasies on this Democrat body. DFK and lots of DATY. She was freshly showered and smelled so sweet. She greeted me wearing a short lavender baby doll lingerie, and her hair was dripping water. I love chicks who are dripping wet from the bathroom. So sexy. She was propped up on her elbows running her hand once in a while through my thick hair while I was eating her pussy. But her BBBJ wow! I guess she acquired her head game from our top Sacramento hooker Kamala "CreamPie" Harris. Amazing DT, with lots of drool and BLS with eye contact. I fucked her in multiple positions, and you can pretty much spin her around because she probably only weighs 90 lbs. Pussy is very tight, so either use lube or do what I do, use your spit as the hamburger helper. I did not want to waste my cum in the bag so she finished me twice in her mouth with gagging and spit. She apparently does not like the taste of Republican jizz, so my right wing swimmers all died honorably on a towel. Every time I blasted her throat I pictured AOC 's cute face as I wrapped both my hands on Minettes cheeks.

So if you can afford Minette's national debt-sized rates, and as long as you don't wear your MAGA red baseball cap to your appointment, she will give you a most excellent service. Her body is simply amazing, since I am obsessed with skinny-petite girls, I would rank it as Top 5 currently active on Hx. But if you like boobs better look elsewhere. If you like super flat abs, tiny ass, skinny legs, skinny arms, skinny everything, then hard to find someone better. Here are some of her Humaniplex profile and ad pictures when she used to be MarziaMew. This chick can fuck her way to the Oval Office.

So, I saw her right when we came back. She wanted 1 k for raw action. IS that what she quoted you?