Escort Reports

**MVPness** · 07-18-19 18:05

Is anyone familiar with Monika Sparx? https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...6934.htm?cat=1 Please reply or PM me with menu details. Curious about BBBJ. Thanks.

**IrishRed** · 07-18-19 12:25

Originally Posted by TaderTodd1 [View Original Post]

So I've googled this number and tried to learn more. Does anyone else have knowledge on this place? Legit?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/141497

It's a legit Asian apartment, right off of 294 & Golf. Not real pics, but cute. You will leave happy.

**LoveSmallPerky** · 07-18-19 11:10

Originally Posted by BluePillow [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

How do you deal with escorts who only have outcalls, in regards to their pictures? Are they usually accurate? If they're gross as heck in real life, do you guys just tell them no?

I'm in Milwaukee but I ask them if the pictures are real and of them. They usually say yes and then I tell them that IF they aren't I will not answer the door. They may give some safety / discretion excuse saying that they are very close and I tell them to send a real and current 1 of them or don't bother coming. Some do and some don't, I figure it is no loss with those that don't.

**Thor289** · 07-18-19 10:53

Originally Posted by MayoTeru [View Original Post]

What's up with the ads that say they don't want money? Like this one for example https://yolo.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/35105700/.

For one thing there's no way those are her pics, unless a girl every guy on the street would double-take somehow has a hard time finding sex. But what's the angle here? Are these ads straight scams, or is it just a weird strategy to attract clients?

All the ads that say that, give an email address, no location & start with a 304 are all bullshit ads. They're collecting emails for spam or are just scams. I usually try to stick to ones with local area codes.

**George Stark** · 07-18-19 03:35

Originally Posted by OnlyDreams [View Original Post]

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...e/786782069006

Has anybody seen this one? She looks hot as hell. Some "assistant" answer phone calls and sounds like rip-off!

Yes, she does look *very* hot. I'd eat that up, and she's not even black, LOL.

HOWEVER:

Description says:"Tattoos Very visible or many" - but none show up in the pics.

Also says: "Breasts Small / petite" - but they aren't.

Really, we should demand a higher level of scamming, these f**kers aren't even trying.

**Mayo Teru** · 07-17-19 22:42

What's up with the ads that say they don't want money? Like this one for example https://yolo.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/35105700/.

For one thing there's no way those are her pics, unless a girl every guy on the street would double-take somehow has a hard time finding sex. But what's the angle here? Are these ads straight scams, or is it just a weird strategy to attract clients?

**Ron M** · 07-17-19 21:10

Originally Posted by BluePillow [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

How do you deal with escorts who only have outcalls, in regards to their pictures? Are they usually accurate? If they're gross as heck in real life, do you guys just tell them no?

I would just tell her, Sorry There's Nobody Here By That Name.

**SamTam** · 07-17-19 18:37

Originally Posted by BluePillow [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

How do you deal with escorts who only have outcalls, in regards to their pictures? Are they usually accurate? If they're gross as heck in real life, do you guys just tell them no?

Through this Board, and other similar services, I've never had a not your picture in-person experience. Thanks!

**OnlyDreams** · 07-17-19 15:44

http://chicago.skipthegames.com/fema...e/786782069006

Has anybody seen this one? She looks hot as hell. Some "assistant" answer phone calls and sounds like rip-off!

**HandsomeGent47** · 07-17-19 09:21

Originally Posted by Chicago41 [View Original Post]

She's awesome. I've only seen her for HE massage, but the pics are accurate, she's gorgeous and very kind and friendly. Amazing tits (fake but look and feel spectacular). She's Aussie or Kiwi or something like that, has a sexy voice.

Question, does she do a hand finish during the pegging?

Question? Does she allow anything more than roaming for the HE massage? Thanks in advance.

**Ron M** · 07-17-19 01:55

These places should be reserved for favorite girls you know very well. Ones that make seeing you as if they're your girlfriend and special occasions. I wouldn't take a quick visit girl to these places or a girl you're seeing for the very first time.

**BluePillow** · 07-16-19 23:26

Hey guys,

How do you deal with escorts who only have outcalls, in regards to their pictures? Are they usually accurate? If they're gross as heck in real life, do you guys just tell them no?

**Ron M** · 07-16-19 22:47

Originally Posted by Yasoo [View Original Post]

Been there many time with a couple of my regulars. Even did an overnight one.

Me too. A girl I know has a birthday are around the same time as mine. She suggested an overnight. How could I say no.

**TaderTodd1** · 07-16-19 15:24

So I've googled this number and tried to learn more. Does anyone else have knowledge on this place? Legit?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/141497

**Strix41** · 07-16-19 15:17

Originally Posted by Hobbyist256 [View Original Post]

I haven't seen her, but her profile says she's a size 8 and the girl in the pics definitely isn't a size 8 unless she's like 9 feet tall.

Come on guys. Before requesting information from this board, do the very basic research yourself. Googling her number indicates the images are associated with dozens of phone numbers in almost every city in the United States.

Yes. The girl in the photos is hot (first clue at $280/ hr in this market that the ad is fake). Yes, the ad lists generous services (second clue it's a fake). And we seize on the fact she doesn't look like a size 8?

Please, please, please. No RFI without Google first!