Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6066]

I had a dream with Vivian and met her friend Leah.

Both are good providers. Leah has the nice booty. Vivian has the nice headlights. If you are looking for a MP alternative with private apartment, good massage but not FS. Leah seems a good bet. She is not my ATF, but a nice lady.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6576578.html

Was searching for any recent reviews on Leah from FHOH. Or for any reviews on FHOH as a whole and stumbled on this ad from January. I checked the link which lead to another https://cityxguide.com/reviews/leah-149692/ which got me wondering if this was the same Leah from FHOH. I plan to reach out to her today and will report back. If this is her she has some nice teddies. Frank this may be an option for you.

[Krakatoa]

Thanks for the welcome. I don't want home massages, I would love to go a spa, get a massage, get services and leave. .

Hi Shy Girl. Welcome to the forum. I wish we had more to offer you, but we don't get a lot of female visitors. It's ironic, if you think of all the guys who go to massage school because they like to put their hands on women, but the whole happy endings industry is set up to cater to the needs of men. The Asian massage industry is like a parallel universe to therapeutic massage and is deeply rooted in traditional sex roles. With all the change in attitudes about sex and gender, one might assume that there would be more women considering paying for personal services than in the past, but I just see a lot of puritanism on both the "left" and "right" side of these issues. Maybe if it were packaged in a nice corporate style and made available in the mall along with aromatherapy. The marketing would be all about female empowerment. Heck, women get their eyebrows done right out in the corridors.

So I'm sensing a business plan coming together, but that doesn't help you. I think you need to find a message board full of women. Alternatively, become a provider. Massage therapists spend their days fending off men who want to please them. Best of luck!

[TheOuroboros]

I really enjoy this spot but the original post I saw mentioned her whipping out the twins or teddies LOL. Unfortunately after 2 visits she wouldn't bring them out. I offered up more money and she told me to save my money. I'll try again.

She's very YMMV. I wish you the best of luck. As a rule of thumb if a provider doesn't budge after a few visits, I move on. I remember back in the day there was a young sexy Thai in FC by the name of Lucy who I went after reading a post of her giving FS to a monger went 4 times and it was never more than a topless rub. Sometimes you strike gold and sometimes you bust, but don't go wasting your money on the same slot machine that ain't going to give you a jackpot.

[Johnnyjeffers]

Gents,

Any info on this one: https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

Found on CL, GGX, and a couple others (Bing and Google searches on the digits). Could be a legit provider fishing for biz (which is bad form IMHO).

Thanks and BSOT.

Stoop.

But can be tough to get in touch with.

[Lucretius]

As I stated before, I stopped seeing Sasi for a long time now. I just went to see KK. She gave me a great massage, and I was happy after I flipped over. I haven't seen Tara for a few years because her massage is not as good as KK's.

Has anyone seen Tara lately? Has she lost any weight?

I used to enjoy seeing her. But she really put on weight. Seeing her ads now with her old pictures reminded me of the days gone by. She's very nice, and I don't mind some weight, but a year ago she was really going too far.

L.

[Titan Omega]

A dream of this place in a professional medical complex on backlick. Spa sung definitely takes the prize for most professional looking AMP that rivals and maybe perhaps even beats some of the professional chain spas. If you're concerned about hygiene, rest assured Helen keeps the place very clean and well maintained. Her CMT skills are also professional quality and you can tell she takes passion in her craft, even knows what places are tender and what muscles to stretch. Helen is older, but because she's in such great shape (partially due to surgery I'm sure) she can easily pass for 30.

An hour gets you a solid 45 min massage and flip. On the flip shell point to the little guy and ask if you want a finish? She has good technique even tho on occasion it can seem mechanical but for. 6 she'll take off her top and reveal some beautifully engineered Cs. Perky and pink, more than enough fuel to spill the load. She tops off the session with a face massage and stretch. Helen is cool. One of the better AMPs NoVa has to offer.

I really enjoy this spot but the original post I saw mentioned her whipping out the twins or teddies LOL. Unfortunately after 2 visits she wouldn't bring them out. I offered up more money and she told me to save my money. I'll try again.

[StoopDown]

Gents,

Any info on this one: https://dc.rubratings.com/147599.

Found on CL, GGX, and a couple others (Bing and Google searches on the digits). Could be a legit provider fishing for biz (which is bad form IMHO).

Thanks and BSOT.

Stoop.

[Fun Sex]

Hi Zebra,

Nice to see you from TMR.

Sasi (Sassy) gave me a good massage but would not step over the line. I think that was the experience of others too. She has been reviewed on this thread.

As far as massageanywhere in general I have not bought a token so I don't know about that. KK and Tara are on there, so that tells you something. I have found some others on there as well who will help out a guy in need, from one who would just do the finish finish and nothing more, to others who allow roaming, to ones that will peg you.

L.

As I stated before, I stopped seeing Sasi for a long time now. I just went to see KK. She gave me a great massage, and I was happy after I flipped over. I haven't seen Tara for a few years because her massage is not as good as KK's.

[ShyGirl1]

I can do home visits for females. Welcome to the group.

Thanks for the welcome. I don't want home massages, I would love to go a spa, get a massage, get services and leave. .

[Tom McAn]

Wasn't around then but from reading old post and listening to some of you lucky seniors it seems like the 90's-00's was the golden age for mongering.

If any of you miscreants develops the blueprints for a time machine please shoot me a PM.

I'm not sure that was the case on this side of the Potomac but it definitely was in DC and the Maryland suburbs, at least until the crackdowns began. There were plenty of Asian massage parlors in DC with young, attractive staff on duty, as well as the famous H&H flotation place in Northwest. There were American, Asian and Russian massage parlors in the Maryland suburbs. It was also a golden age for me since I traveled quite a bit around the mid-Atlantic and got to visit places in a number of areas where the pickings are slim today. The crackdowns began earlier in some of those areas.

As for the time machine, I'd love for it to take me back to that era for the health I enjoyed at the time as well as the hobby choices that were available. My 50's weren't kind to me from a health standpoint.

[Frank Digitola]

Love your reviews.

Me too, love his reviews. Us boob connoisseurs got to stick together.

He put me on to Fairfax Nikki. (Tip her well and take the shower she offers) I miss those tits.

You guys have so many options up north I'm jealous.

I always enjoy your reviews, Frankie (and I, too, love big teddies.). Thanks.

Thanks brahs. Hopefully I'll be reviewing more big teddies this week. I've got a good idea who I'm going to see, but my post lurk to do list has dwindled. If anyone has some big teddies to recommend, I'm all ears. Even if you've seen ads for big teddies and haven't seen the provider I'm down to TOFTT and investigate.

Frankie.

[HighwayGuy]

It truly was. On any given day you could go to downtown DC and hit no less than a half dozen shops fully staffed with hot K girls in there 20's. FS all day long. Lineups to choose from, etc. If you didn't feel like driving to the city, no problem because there were at least that many shops scattered around and VA offering the same level of service. Although, IMO DC shops staffed the 8's, 9's and 10's while the burbs had the 7's and 8's.

Many old timers here will recall a most unfortunate incident where a provider downtown was stabbed to death in the parlor. If I recall correctly, the shop was called 'Downtown' and the perp was an Asian dude who knew her intimately. This was a good 15-20 yrs ago if I remember correctly.

Wasn't around then but from reading old post and listening to some of you lucky seniors it seems like the 90's-00's was the golden age for mongering.

If any of you miscreants develops the blueprints for a time machine please shoot me a PM.

[Member #6066]

Love your reviews.

I love big teddies. Whenever I see one of the brahs here report on having an encounter with this love of mine, I become entranced and enticed. Despite even hearing mixed to unenthusiastic reports, the teddies still speak to me. This is especially the case if said teddies are huge and or natty. Enticement occurred recently when good ole GripNSip brah reported on his visit to 8303. I myself have reported on 8303 once before. It was a warning report telling the brahs here not to fall for the lure of cheap 4 hand at 8303 as I had seen both of the ladies who worked there. KiKi was the first. She's an older, thick, yet Sponge Bob not hourglass shaped lady with huge teddies who gave a massage that was a hair above average. She gave me an impoverished tugger and I was unable to pop despite stockpiling for days. The other was a woman whose name I didn't even retain whose performance was the exact opposite. Tugger was slightly above average and I popped, but the massage was just okay. Looks and body were just average older Chinese lady.

When I saw Grips report of a chubby chick with big teddies named Sun Dee, I became intrigued as big teddies and non spinner are my Bat-signals. This was however 8303 so there was a bit of apprehension. So I sent my normal apprehension PM. "Hey brah are the big teddies worth the trip?" To which Grip replied "This hobby is like playing PokMon. Sometimes. You got to catch them all. " Goddamn Socrates up in this bish. I'd be willing to bet my next paycheck that Grip wasn't sitting on marble steps wearing a toga, but he should've been. (Just as a quick side note, if you didn't read "Socrates" as "So-Crates" like Bill and Ted, you're really doing yourself a disservice. The bit was way funnier that way.) Moving on. I continue to read my PM and Grip goes on to say "Besides, they offer 4 hand for $60, you can try Sun Dee and have KiKi's big teds at the same time. " I wasn't reading that while sitting in a swamp staring at a little, green, big eared man thing, but I should've been. So now, I'm definitely going to 8303.

I arrive and am met by Unretained Name Lady. I tell her I want to try the new girl and KiKi in a 4 hand. She agreed and sends them in. Sun Dee is very cute, but she is chubby. Like chubby chubby. She does however have big teddies. KiKi has lost a little weight it seems but her teddies are still huge. The massage starts and roles are established. Sun Dee is the main attraction and KiKi is the accessory. Good. That's what I was hoping for and I hope this trend continues to the flip. Sun Dee actually commented that my back felt like twice baked hell (I'm paraphrasing) so she actually put in some serious elbow grease and propelled herself into the gold medalist at 8303. KiKi worked my legs and butt. The massage was good. KiKi was a bit talkative, but I've gotten 4 hand before and expected that. The tease began with tickles on my neck and back while KiKi tickled the boys and my angus. Then, I'm flipped.

Upon the flip Sun Dee goes straight in for the nova. I don't even go for an otc grab, I just start rolling up shirts and ask for bras to drop. Sun Dee pops the teddies out like a champ and they are in fact awesome. Since I got crap for a previous report, let me also reiterate that Sun Dee is chubby and has a belly. It is however a neater belly. Her belly doesn't look like balled up homework like some others. That being said, spinner exclusive brahs should swipe left. KiKi pulls out one ted like I came here to see three teddies. Since this ain't Total Recall I ask her to pull the other one out. She pulls out a violin, dims the lights more, and begins singing a sad song about how brahs throughout the day have been nursing said shy teddy like there's Strawberry Nesquick inside. She tells me that it is sore. I tell her that I don't want to touch it, I just want to see it. Spoiler alert, I'm lying. Sun Dee says "Oh he just wants to see, pull it out" she wants to go steady, I just know by the way she said that. KiKi complies and, viola, 4 big teddies.

Sun Dee is going to town. Her Hugh Jackman is really good. Eye contact, smiles, good cadence. Everything is good. I wish I was Gordo from Mortal Kombat so that I could have four arms and a hand on each teddy. I then realized that that's gross and just bounce back and forth with my two hands. KiKi is tickling my bozack, butt and thighs, completely ignoring the fact that I'm roaming away on the fatigued ted. She's handling her role of accessory like a champ. That is, until she starts talking again. A couple minutes in and she starts chattering. Sun Dee is also getting frustrated and giving nods and what appears like one word answers. The couple minutes turn to several and KiKi asks "You pop for us?" and then turns to Sun Dee and mutters something in Chinese that makes her smile at me. I ask "What?" "She says you're strong for 4 hand" is her reply. I tell her "just keep doing what you're doing baby. I'm going to pop for you. " She ignores me and starts a double fisted, corkscrew maneuver with her teddies squished between her arms. That's all she wrote brahs. I popped with toe curling violence.

I paid 6 for the hhr, and despite being on the verge of telling KiKi to stfu, I gave them both 5. I'm going to go back and see Sun Dee again, but solo. Thanks again Socrates.

Frankie.

[CuriousTonight]

First time poster long time lurker. I had the itch this morning and went to Best Thereputic in Chantilly. Long story short, stay away! After the house fee I was taken to the TS, and Cherry walks in, early 30's if I had to guess, pretty face and nice body. We chit chat a little and a fairly standard TS. Back to the room and her massage is just squeezing random muscles, after 30 minutes she stops and asks what I want, we start talking and my hand starts wandering when she grabs it and says that we don't start until the deal is done. She wanted 100 for standard NOVA, 200 for BJCIM and 300 for FS on top of the $80 house fee. I told her that was too much and put my hands behind my head, she finished the "massage" on my legs and called the time with 10 minutes left. I got dressed and handed her 20, she started pouting and called me Scrooge! HA!

I went to VIP in GB two weeks ago and had drew Nicole, late 20's early 30's with bolt on Cs and a nice ass for a k-girl. 0. 8+1. 4 got me a PSE. LFK, DFK, DT CBJ, CFS, mish, CG, TCG and finished in doggie. Things are out of whack on this side of the River. If you get a chance it's worth the drive for all the crap we put up with in NOVA.

[Carolina2]

Hi Zebra,

Nice to see you from TMR.

Sasi (Sassy) gave me a good massage but would not step over the line. I think that was the experience of others too. She has been reviewed on this thread.

As far as massage anywhere in general I have not bought a token so I don't know about that. KK and Tara are on there, so that tells you something. I have found some others on there as well who will help out a guy in need, from one who would just do the finish finish and nothing more, to others who allow roaming, to ones that will peg you.

L.

I don't know about the past, but Sasi is now strictly legit. She has also moved recently to a room if that is what you call it, a couple blocks away from her previous Thai Massage place on Curran in Mclean. Its just a single room off a public lobby that is shared with a eyebrow and nail shop and a therapist. Its quite uncomfortable / bizarre going through the lobby in a robe, if you have to go to the restroom, or if waiting for her to get ready for an appointment. The room has a glass door, on which she placed curtains. Open the door. And bam there you are on the table. I liked the old place, much, much better. This new place is just to public, even if you are just going for a legit massage.

I asked her why she changed. She stated the old place was going to turn her massage room into another Thai massage room. That story didn't quite hold together, however. As rarely was anyone else in the other rooms while I was there. I also know that she has been on and off with the "partner" or owner of the place on Curran. As she has had to set up shop next door before temporarily, while sorting out the issues. My suspicions is that the Craigslist ban has recently cut into her business, and she is having to cut costs.