Massage Parlor Reports

[CrustNuts]

https://detroit.rubratings.com/140827

I went there and got great service with the best backwalking since Lisa at 7 mile and Telegraph.

I am glad to hear this place is back. I went there back in January and it was fabulous. I have been working my ass off all day and am hot, sweaty and tired. A stop on my way home sounds good. A quick sauna, shower, and relaxing massage will top off my night. Who knows how it will end up?

[Ropeshark07]

Please send me a PM with the name of the girl offering the bodyslide. Has anyone else actually tried it?

Didn't actually get the girl's name, that I recall. Maybe Kim?

[JayBird1111]

Anyone have thoughts on AMP's out in the Commerce Twp and Highland area?

[Wally2822]

So, someone below mentioned the Chinese Massage on Wayne (near Joy) as their go-to, so I thought I'd throw out a run down of that area, since I peruse regularly:

Chinese Massage on Wayne (near Joy) - this used to be my go-to 5-6 years ago, but I stopped for bad service. Went this week, figuring it had been over a year since I'd tried and people change. First off, the girls are hot. Debate below in Tiffany at Saigon, who I believe is hot, but these girls were both prettier and younger. Unfortunately, it went downhill from there. Luke warm massage might as well have not existed, no real massage and no real teasing. (I like the whole experience, so I usually get the hour, probably a mistake here.) Then, on the flip, negotiation starts, which can be a turn-off. She wanted to nail down tip before stroke one. She offered body slide, she touches, I touch, all clothes off for $150. Probably that would be pretty good, but that's $220 out the door! But I'm a standard HE $40 guy, but had to haggle to get that for $50. Uninspired and rushed. Seems like spend big or stay away. (This was my experience last year, too, so identical.) But, still, prettier and younger than anyone else on this list.

Massage on Warren (near Wayne) - had gone last year and gotten mediocre service, but was far better this time. Just HE, but sweet personality, reasonably pretty, absolutely no rush. $40 w / o negotiation.

Massage on Wayne (north of Ford) - This one is a regular haunt for me. Reasonably attractive, mostly good, $40 tip w / o negotiation. Turnover is high, though, but quality is mostly even and good.

Acupressure on Middlebelt (near Ann Arbor Trail) - Another regular haunt. Same as above, nearly always good. Turnover is much lower, but it's there. So when I get someone I like, I try and see her a lot, because when she's gone in 9 months or so, she's gone. They sometimes get busy and the manager lady will step in. She's fine, but not amazing. Backdoor finger is usually provided there by most, if that's your thing.

Acupressure on Merriman & Warren. Good massage, but strictly legit. Confusing because it doesn't look much different than the others. More legit lobby, but otherwise.

Massage on Merriman, south of Warren (a block south of the above location) - this one's a mixed bag. Got nice HE last year, but a few months later, all new staff. Very pretty, but all legit. (Or that half legit where they encourage self-serve.).

Massage in the Westland Mall Parking lot. - Strictly legit and with a layout to enforce that. Open rooms.

3 Massage places on Ford, running from Merriman to Inkster: (Can't remember most of the names).

- Relax Massage (near Merriman) - strictly legit.

- Massage on the southside, near Peking Restaurant. Has table shower and got a pretty good HE, but silent, burly lady did the work, so mixed bag. It's been a while, so will probably try again.

- Massage on Northside, near Inkster. The ultimate mixed bag for me, changing often, but leaning towards lots of teasing w / self-service.

Massage on Newberg, near 5 mile. This one's actually pretty good. Nothing much to look at, though, and you'll have to go a few times before they'll stop worrying you're a cop. But good enough massage with a little teasing, so I didn't mind. 3rd try got a long, slow HE, which is how it should be. Stays open a bit later, too. Not very close to me, though, so I don't get there often.

Nice report! Relax near Merriman. Although they are legit. They give an excellent massage.

[T Long]

So, someone below mentioned the Chinese Massage on Wayne (near Joy) as their go-to, so I thought I'd throw out a run down of that area, since I peruse regularly:

Chinese Massage on Wayne (near Joy) - this used to be my go-to 5-6 years ago, but I stopped for bad service. Went this week, figuring it had been over a year since I'd tried and people change. First off, the girls are HOT. Debate below in Tiffany at Saigon, who I believe is hot, but these girls were both prettier and younger. Unfortunately, it went downhill from there. Luke warm massage might as well have not existed, no real massage and no real teasing. (I like the whole experience, so I usually get the hour, probably a mistake here.) Then, on the flip, negotiation starts, which can be a turn-off. She wanted to nail down tip before stroke one. She offered body slide, she touches, I touch, all clothes off for $150. Probably that would be pretty good, but that's $220 out the door! But I'm a standard HE $40 guy, but had to haggle to get that for $50. Uninspired and rushed. Seems like spend big or stay away. (This was my experience last year, too, so identical.) But, still, prettier and younger than anyone else on this list).

Please send me a PM with the name of the girl offering the bodyslide. Has anyone else actually tried it?

[Ropeshark07]

So, someone below mentioned the Chinese Massage on Wayne (near Joy) as their go-to, so I thought I'd throw out a run down of that area, since I peruse regularly:

Chinese Massage on Wayne (near Joy) - this used to be my go-to 5-6 years ago, but I stopped for bad service. Went this week, figuring it had been over a year since I'd tried and people change. First off, the girls are HOT. Debate below in Tiffany at Saigon, who I believe is hot, but these girls were both prettier and younger. Unfortunately, it went downhill from there. Luke warm massage might as well have not existed, no real massage and no real teasing. (I like the whole experience, so I usually get the hour, probably a mistake here.) Then, on the flip, negotiation starts, which can be a turn-off. She wanted to nail down tip before stroke one. She offered body slide, she touches, I touch, all clothes off for $150. Probably that would be pretty good, but that's $220 out the door! But I'm a standard HE $40 guy, but had to haggle to get that for $50. Uninspired and rushed. Seems like spend big or stay away. (This was my experience last year, too, so identical.) But, still, prettier and younger than anyone else on this list.

Massage on Warren (near Wayne) - had gone last year and gotten mediocre service, but was far better this time. Just HE, but sweet personality, reasonably pretty, absolutely no rush. $40 w / o negotiation.

Massage on Wayne (north of Ford) - This one is a regular haunt for me. Reasonably attractive, mostly good, $40 tip w / o negotiation. Turnover is high, though, but quality is mostly even and good.

Acupressure on Middlebelt (near Ann Arbor Trail) - Another regular haunt. Same as above, nearly always good. Turnover is much lower, but it's there. So when I get someone I like, I try and see her a lot, because when she's gone in 9 months or so, she's gone. They sometimes get busy and the manager lady will step in. She's fine, but not amazing. Backdoor finger is usually provided there by most, if that's your thing.

Acupressure on Merriman & Warren. Good massage, but strictly legit. Confusing because it doesn't look much different than the others. More legit lobby, but otherwise.

Massage on Merriman, south of Warren (a block south of the above location) - this one's a mixed bag. Got nice HE last year, but a few months later, all new staff. Very pretty, but all legit. (Or that half legit where they encourage self-serve.).

Massage in the Westland Mall Parking lot. - Strictly legit and with a layout to enforce that. Open rooms.

3 Massage places on Ford, running from Merriman to Inkster: (Can't remember most of the names).

- Relax Massage (near Merriman) - strictly legit.

- Massage on the southside, near Peking Restaurant. Has table shower and got a pretty good HE, but silent, burly lady did the work, so mixed bag. It's been a while, so will probably try again.

- Massage on Northside, near Inkster. The ultimate mixed bag for me, changing often, but leaning towards lots of teasing w / self-service.

Massage on Newberg, near 5 mile. This one's actually pretty good. Nothing much to look at, though, and you'll have to go a few times before they'll stop worrying you're a cop. But good enough massage with a little teasing, so I didn't mind. 3rd try got a long, slow HE, which is how it should be. Stays open a bit later, too. Not very close to me, though, so I don't get there often.

[Ropeshark07]

Anyone have experience with this one?

https://www.massagebook.com/Garden_C...evelyn-massage#staff.

[Guwman]

https://detroit.rubratings.com/140827

I went there and got great service with the best backwalking since Lisa at 7 mile and Telegraph.

[LameelCono]

That is not correct. I can say from experience that she does CG and RCG. Also 69.

I can attest to that. She's unpredictable. The biggest mistake you can make with her is to be aggressive. I have a great time with her and the shower before leaving is the icing on the cake. You never feel rushed and she knows how to make you feel at ease. Isn't that all it's about?

[AirTouchOne]

Went to m1 recently after the holiday weekend. Place seemed sort of empty most doors open inside. Mama knows me well so I don't get the weapons check and the shake down, just talk about weather hand her the usual and wait. She said I'd have to wait this time which I expect but it was close to 30 minutes, and it seemed dead inside. Finally momo comes in complaining that some old dude couldn't keep it up and it was exhausting (funny yes but also I'm up next so don't really want to hear it). I'm used to momo getting right to it but she was sooooo quick, almost no BBBJ then cover, rode me for like 30 seconds then had me sit h to doggie. I gave it to her hard since I was bit annoyed at this point. She cleaned me up then tried to peace out cause the bell rang. I had to ask for a 5 min back rub.

I've drawn momo last 2-3 x here. Does yellow still work there? Also, there was a short supper slim sexy, slightly older Anyna working around Christmas last year, anyone know what happen to her?

You can't beat the price at m1 which is why it's my go to, but been a bit dissapointed last 2 x. May start spending a bit more and drive to Jackson since the Legend (mikki) and Hannah are both up there now.

Stay safe.

I did make the drive to Jackson a couple of weeks ago and did a dual with Mikki & Hanna. If I had to do it again I would only met with Mikki only. Hanna is a little bigger gal than I would like. Mikki does have nice body for her age with the fake cans. The session did feel like it was rushed so if this is your first time do only a 1/2 hour b / c Mikki will get you off pretty quick. Overall, it was a fun session but I will only see Mikki only, I don't think I had the full hour and while it was fun I don't think it was worth the drive for me.

[JackMeeOff]

Where is the LEO den? I've been there a few times but haven't been back in a couple months. What service was cheaper?

LEO den is on 9 mile just east of woodward.

[Michiganman87]

Last time I was here I got an attitude. I've read the girls change over frequently. Are there any there now that are nice and you would recommend?

Not the poster but I've been there a handful of times and I have to say Mandy is the hottest there, she's really friendly and honestly the most attractive girl I've been with at an AMP. However she runs for alot more and might turn off mongers who worry about the wallet. I saw another girl named Amanda (I know they all seem to have the name LOL) but she was a joy and really made for an excellent dream.

[PieBoy]

Nothing but disappointment the past weeks. My regular flaked out on me and forgot and was not home for our appointment and then cancelled our make up session, Renee (Massage by U) was weak, boring, and no HE, Sarah not returning calls and not able to find anyone else in the area. Looks like I am going to have to give Bella Touch a try. Anyone have any recommendations for a decent massage with HE in the Macomb County area, preferably around M-59? PM's are fine. Thanks and stay safe!

Sonia spa and van dyke spa.

[RWhite]

I thought it was just a fluke thing during my first visit last summer, I thought dam they must be slow as hell. But it is a regular thing, at one time I didn't know how many people were in the room but they all massaged me 4 hands 6 hands 8 hands hell I even felt somebodys foot on me. The door was left open for the most part I can tell. But on the flip and that door is closed I have yet to be disappointed. IMHO they do an awesome job on the Massage, The prostate massage and the carrot waxing I have utensils at home to make sure I'm clean when I go there. Joy will slide her bare finger in like it is normal so brace yourself. I have yet to find an AMP that can do it all and Bella touch best in the biz to me.

Bella Touch in Eastpointe does great four and even six hand as a standard if they're not busy. Last time I was there I'm sure I has three sp working on me at one point. However, as I posted, only one will stay for closing ceremonies. You are not leaving until she has evidence that she completed the task to your and her satisfaction. Ask for Joy, her name tells it all. You can request 4 hand finish. Doesn't hurt to ask. No clothes comes off except yours. They are not wearing cocktail dresses like the crew at Saigon either. You're there for their hands and not yours.

[CarmeloJoe35]

It's a normal reaction. My analogy of her tattooed like a carnival ride operator carries over to her attitude towards clients. We all know what she is, and as the saying goes, "what's her price". She'll take you for a ride when you first show up. Then, she gives you a few extra rounds. Next time you show up, she's become jaded and treats you like yesterday's news, cutting your ride short or interrupting it with calls and "more important" clients coming in. You go into denial and come back for more. She tolerates you. Reaction, you feel cheated. You lash back. There you have it! Pay more or go elsewhere. IMHO.

While I follow you, I have found that my experience generally depends on the timing of the appointment. Some times are better than others. It's a very different experience when the place is very busy and she's trying to juggle multiple customers with multiple providers, not to mention issues that come up with the other business. It just not going to be the same as an appt with a girl who has no other responsibilities. I'm ok with that. So I try to time the appts with that in mind. My last appt was her first appt of the day. It was absolute bliss. Loved it. No interruptions. With that said, it's not always worked, but it usually does.

Now if everyone starts doing this the pattern will change, but then you adapt. I have a pretty good handle of the schedules rhythm because I've gone so much. But sometimes I just ask her when the best time would be for an uninterrupted appt. She's always been honest.

To keep with the carnival analogy. Sometimes I love going to cedar point when there is no line. I can ride all day long. But on Some days the wait is so long and the workers are so tired I swear to myself I'm never coming back. Then reason takes over and the next time I go I make sure the timing is better. Then I ride to my hearts desire once again.

Cheers.